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Taking a cab to penn station and the cab driver gives me a weird look. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Aliksander 1354 points1355 points ago

it's only relatively weird..

[–]emdragon 399 points400 points ago

From a certain frame of reference

[–]MeowMixIsGud 301 points302 points ago

And a certain period of time

[–]charlestjordan 453 points454 points ago

Albert Einstein

[–]AnthonySlips 198 points199 points ago

Did you all just make a rap?

[–]redds56101 49 points50 points ago

DOO DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOOOOOO DOO.

[–]yummyummers 60 points61 points ago

HAUST

[–]elektri 52 points53 points ago

Road haust.

[–]Woodwerd 21 points22 points ago

Hollock Haust

[–]Omnishambles_1 25 points26 points ago

Yolocaust

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      [–]daroons 18 points19 points ago

      Speaking of which

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              [–]sin2win 81 points82 points ago

              I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation

              [–]Center_of_Gravity 100 points101 points ago

              Its ok, I understand

              [–]themouff 11 points12 points ago

              only because i stand above you.

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                  [–]Pariah119 15 points16 points ago

                  I looked at that poster every day for 2 years back in my high school physics class. My teacher loved that man and loved talking to us about him.

                  [–]Taviiiiii 6 points7 points ago

                  Thanks for sharing.

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                    [–]NullComment 11 points12 points ago

                    generally or specially?

                    [–]robocop12 18 points19 points ago

                    Yes.

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                      [–]MattAmazin 934 points935 points ago

                      See, is it weird that when I see this picture I imagine OP having to ask the cabbie to make that face again so he can get his phone out and the cabbie awkwardly holding the facial expression while OP takes a picture?

                      [–]GFreg 475 points476 points ago

                      I see it going down like this...passenger: "Damn, you look like Albert Einstein. Let me take a picture of you doing that famous "Einstein sticking his tongue out" picture so I can post it on Reddit. I will tip you extra."

                      [–]christmas_sweater 454 points455 points ago

                      I saw it like this:

                      "Hey, you look like Albert Einstein."

                      "Yeah, I get that all the time. Watch this." And then he makes the face.

                      "Can I take a photo?"

                      The guy is probably really used to it.

                      [–]MJM247 274 points275 points ago

                      I see it like this:

                      The cab drivers face has unfortunately been stuck that way since he was born. He asks OP not to take pictures and ridicule him, but OP does anyway for karma.

                      [–]Deradius 74 points75 points ago

                      I see it like this:

                      Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Albert Einstein led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as "Quantum Leap". Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Einstein prematurely stepped into the Project Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the future, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Trapped in the future, Doctor Einstein finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.

                      Cue intro music, clips of Einstein horsing around with Dean Stockwell, clips of Einstein dancing in drag and wearing a Carmen Miranda fruit hat, and Einstein roundhouse kicking a biker.

                      [–]danmo_96 15 points16 points ago

                      Damn, I thought everyone had forgotten about Quantum Leap by now.... Good to see there's still someone else that remembers it.

                      EDIT: Because I can only give you one upvote.

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                            [–]dopameme 129 points130 points ago

                            tipXmc2=KARMA

                            [–]Emcee_squared 66 points67 points ago

                            As a physics graduate student, I can confirm this equation.

                            [–]HereForTheMilfs 36 points37 points ago

                            as a guy who graduated middle middle school, i confirm that this is a good looking equation

                            [–]phood4thought 20 points21 points ago

                            As a frequent confirmer, I can confirm this is a confirmation.

                            [–]Spydrchick 5 points6 points ago

                            In an effort to concur, I concur.

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                                  [–]Lochcelious 80 points81 points ago

                                  Redditors will do anything for the life sustaining karma...even paying real tender!

                                  [–]Cheffinator 55 points56 points ago

                                  Sweet sweeeeeet karmaaaaaaa

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                                      [–]dongsy-normus 67 points68 points ago

                                      Thinking "well that's the last time I talk to a fare"

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                                      ooh! Do me! Do me!

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                                      I'm so flattered! You sure know how to make a lady feel special! blush

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                                          [–]corpusdelenda 50 points51 points ago

                                          "Sorry, the flash didn't go off. Can you hold that face? Sorry, that one had my finger in the way. Oh, that one was blurry. I think you blinked in that one. You know what? That first one was alright."

                                          [–]ILLIODIC 25 points26 points ago

                                          right before he crashes into a light post

                                          [–]necrodude 10 points11 points ago

                                          Light posts' bends.

                                          [–]sheeppoo 18 points19 points ago

                                          Light bends post

                                          [–]JJaysNotHome 16 points17 points ago

                                          Bears beets battlestar galactica

                                          [–]vibrantgleam 17 points18 points ago

                                          IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM.

                                          [–]xnine 4 points5 points ago

                                          MICHAEL!!!

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                                                [–]Watermelon_God 101 points102 points ago

                                                I guess the patent office was out of positions...

                                                [–]e8ghtmileshigh 349 points350 points ago

                                                Holy fuck a white cab driver

                                                [–]lifeisweird 54 points55 points ago

                                                As a cab driver I find this funny.

                                                [–]Chicken_McNigger 21 points22 points ago

                                                As a black one i find it funny as well.

                                                [–]CressCrowbits 19 points20 points ago

                                                As someone who can claim to be anything they want with the anonymity of the internet, I can state with authority that you are definitely neither black, nor a cab driver.

                                                [–]Somehow_I_Came_Back 4 points5 points ago

                                                As someone who can claim to be anything they want with the anonymity of the internet, I am a chicken.

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                                                      [–]usernameblank 394 points395 points ago

                                                      That guy does a shitty Gene Simmons

                                                      [–]logoso321 134 points135 points ago

                                                      I think you mean Ron Jeremy

                                                      [–]dongsy-normus 36 points37 points ago

                                                      Jeremy Piven? Not even close.

                                                      [–]The_Dark_Underscore 41 points42 points ago

                                                      Jeremy Piven: Not Even Once.

                                                      [–]dongsy-normus 16 points17 points ago

                                                      GOD DAMMIT LOYD!

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                                                          [–]0l01o1ol0 31 points32 points ago

                                                          I knew this had to exist

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                                                            [–]jazzstronaut 307 points308 points ago

                                                            That's some straight up reincarnation shit right there.

                                                            [–]dirty_fingers 144 points145 points ago

                                                            I don't think that's how reincarnation works, coming back as Einstein. I could be wrong.

                                                            [–]Kazmarov 128 points129 points ago

                                                            Says Einstein "in a previous life, I was also Einstein."

                                                            [–]EvanMacIan 106 points107 points ago

                                                            I used to be Einstein. I still am, but I used to be, too.

                                                            [–]Kazmarov 29 points30 points ago

                                                            Through spacetime, an Einstein constant has been observed.

                                                            [–]shizzler 10 points11 points ago

                                                            but I drive taxis now... The economy's tough, it's hard to get a research grant.

                                                            [–]Godolin 8 points9 points ago

                                                            Especially after you try to convince them you're still Albert Einstein.

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                                                                [–]megaman_x 17 points18 points ago

                                                                he must have discovered time travel, faked his death, then traveled to modern time to drive a taxi

                                                                edit: logic

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                                                                    [–]shez33 13 points14 points ago

                                                                    Dude, being Einstein in a previous life then being reincarnated as a cabbie? That's kind of a bitch move from the universe.

                                                                    [–]GetHighr 10 points11 points ago

                                                                    It is very possible that Albert Einstein reincarnated himself, and is now using a secret formula which allows him to travel at the speed of light with his taxi. He can start a successful business, "Einstein Port", the taxi's are painted in light green to indicate speed. Einstein could then make millions off his entrepreneurship.

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                                                                      [–]DumbPeopleSay 6 points7 points ago

                                                                      Their lives could have overlapped. My grandmother's maiden name is Einstein, and she's from Baltimore...always claimed he was some level of removed cousin.

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                                                                        [–]Necrohavoc 69 points70 points ago

                                                                        So time travel IS possible!

                                                                        [–]SirMustache007 33 points34 points ago

                                                                        dat tongue fuzz..

                                                                        [–]Off-By-One 11 points12 points ago

                                                                        yea, that was pretty distracting

                                                                        [–]fragilemeadow 8 points9 points ago

                                                                        Can someone please buy him a tongue scraper?

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                                                                          [–]JiGGleMeJIGSAW 19 points20 points ago

                                                                          Relatively Unsafe Einstein

                                                                          [–]hockeybr0zeph71 2 points3 points ago

                                                                          thats brilliant

                                                                          [–]qaz123qaz 2 points3 points ago

                                                                          And so it begins.

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                                                                            [–]tesla218 18 points19 points ago

                                                                            HE LIVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

                                                                            [–]WarYoshi 7 points8 points ago

                                                                            Horcrux anyone?

                                                                            [–]JeremyM11 4 points5 points ago

                                                                            Genius.

                                                                            [–]goldenrod 5 points6 points ago

                                                                            He's fucking alive. Did he invent a time machine?!

                                                                            [–]-Captain-Obvious 15 points16 points ago

                                                                            This man looks like Albert Einstein.

                                                                            [–]an_enigma 7 points8 points ago

                                                                            Turning around to look at the passenger while driving a cab in New York? He obviously doesn't understand the gravity of this situation.

                                                                            [–]xxXX69yourmom69XXxx 0 points1 point ago

                                                                            He hasn't crashed yet, he needs to give the photo more attention.

                                                                            [–]jsink 3 points4 points ago

                                                                            wait a second... isn't that DJ emc-squared?

                                                                            [–]Jkempf71 3 points4 points ago

                                                                            A-Bomb. And by that, I mean Awesome-Bomb.

                                                                            [–]Davido85_ 3 points4 points ago

                                                                            He looks like a cross between Albert Einstein and Ron Jeremy.

                                                                            [–]pseudolobster 18 points19 points ago

                                                                            Okay so a cop pulls Heisenburg over for speeding. He walks up and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?", to which Heisenburg replies "No, but I know where I am."

                                                                            In case any of you were uncertain if this is a Breaking Bad reference, you'll simply need to reply with the question to break the probability wave to determine if it is or not.

                                                                            [–]timeboundary 19 points20 points ago

                                                                            The joke continued:

                                                                            Cop: "Well, you were going 139 in a 90 zone."
                                                                            Heisenburg: "And thanks to you, now I'm lost."

                                                                            [–]BigTimeOwen 3 points4 points ago

                                                                            In case any of you were uncertain if this is a Breaking Bad reference, you'll simply need to reply with the question to break the probability wave to determine if it is or not.

                                                                            I had to read that 4 times to get it, but: "Do you know how fast you were going?"

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                                                                              [–]andshewas_45 31 points32 points ago

                                                                              Albert Einstein was your cabbie???

                                                                              [–]RETARD96 114 points115 points ago

                                                                              no it's just some guy that looks like him.

                                                                              [–]daliusd 132 points133 points ago

                                                                              So you think Albert has not invented time travel to troll reddit?

                                                                              [–]weskokigen 20 points21 points ago

                                                                              If he did, why a cab driver?

                                                                              [–]ZirunK6AUrg 42 points43 points ago

                                                                              What better cover than a perfectly normal job like cab driver?

                                                                              [–]killergazebo 35 points36 points ago

                                                                              Patent office clerk.

                                                                              [–]01100101 17 points18 points ago

                                                                              Einstein disguised as Einstein...so crazy, no one would ever figure it out

                                                                              [–]Tmac131 27 points28 points ago

                                                                              Relevant

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                                                                                  [–]Dear_Occupant 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                  He did say once that if he had to do it all over again, he'd be a plumber. I could see him settling for taxi driver. Both professions have to deal with some stuck up shit.

                                                                                  [–]dongsy-normus 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                  Because the male review wasn't hiring.

                                                                                  [–]Hipster_Doofus 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                  So nobody would ever believe him.

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                                                                                    [–]BearsBeetsBattlestar 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                    Ooh, ooh! He's been travelling at the speed of light. I was reading an ELI5 about this just today.

                                                                                    [–]shamecamel 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                    he just didn't want to be the scientist that funded shit like h-bombs.

                                                                                    now he prefers to listen to the stories of the people, as a cabbie.

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                                                                                      [–]shreeveport_MD 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                      That's the joke.

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                                                                                        [–]das_phit 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                        Tongue scraper or what?

                                                                                        [–]phantom_lord 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                        Does anyone else remember the satanic cab driver from Ghost Dad?

                                                                                        [–]FatAlbert 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        I do now! Eight-year-old me thought he was the most hilarious character ever.

                                                                                        [–]EzzardFenix 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        "God dammit look where you're driving, Einstein!" -yelled the taxi right beside him.

                                                                                        [–]linds0918 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        So that's where he's been all these years....

                                                                                        [–]troll_trollingsworth 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        I swear I saw him in Costa Rica.

                                                                                        [–]huningtonhoodlum 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        Einstein figured out time travel!!!

                                                                                        [–]MasterxAce 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                        Cash cab has really gone downhill.

                                                                                        [–]thechemicalbanjo 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        not until you've seen the Canadian version

                                                                                        [–]Fryler[!] 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                        Woah he looks like George Washington!

                                                                                        [–]I_had 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        Looks like someone found a wormhole!

                                                                                        [–]Systemo 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        What sorcery is this!?

                                                                                        [–]I_wearnopants 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        I don't know if you're aware of this, but it appears Einstein is your cab driver...

                                                                                        [–]nydude98 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                        Someones gunna tongue fuck you

                                                                                        [–]MasterShoo5 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                        Why does this guy look like albert einstein?

                                                                                        [–]anarchistsomalia 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        Einstein feigned his death to give up dreadful Science to persue his real passion; driving taxi cabs.

                                                                                        [–]Flabber-gast 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        EINSTEIN IS ALIVE?! plot twist

                                                                                        [–]Koyoteelaughter 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        Dude. I think Einstein is driving your cab

                                                                                        [–]bshamaym 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        Holy shit its Einstein

                                                                                        http://bupp.blogs.com/rowan/images/einstein_tongue_1.jpg

                                                                                        [–]Rake_and_Roustabout 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        "E equals m c GREEN MEANS GO, ASSHOLE! Jesus, people can't drive in this city, you see what I mean?"

                                                                                        [–]JJTropea 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        Is that you?

                                                                                        [–]AckAckAckAckAckAck 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                        vundabar!

                                                                                        [–]PedroDelCaso 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                        *Wunderbar

                                                                                        [–]404-shame-not-found 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                        Your name reminds me of Mars Attacks. :)

                                                                                        [–]jaroberts24 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                        Holy shit.... I think I partied with that guy randomly on New Year's Eve this year.

                                                                                        http://i.imgur.com/TjiJR.jpg

                                                                                        [–]votesfromspace 129 points130 points ago

                                                                                        No, you partied with Edgar Allan Poe

                                                                                        [–]GloryToTheHypnoToad8 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                        What? No. Compare the eyebrows. Have you never seen a 50-something white man before?

                                                                                        [–]ClappAttack 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                        His eyes are not the same color. I dont believe its the same dude

                                                                                        [–]vpookie 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                        So he suddenly changed eye-color?

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                                                                                          [–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                          It's like a colored and flipped version of this iconic photo.

                                                                                          [–]dylhugg 162 points163 points ago

                                                                                          No. Shit.

                                                                                          [–]ani625 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                          http://t.qkme.me/3p1n4m.jpg

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                                                                                            [–]The_Neanderthal 28 points29 points ago

                                                                                            i thought that too, but the forehead wrinkles between the eyebrows, the eyebrows shape, position of the ear, and eyecolor proved me wrong.

                                                                                            dear god this man is a creepy good doppleganger.

                                                                                            [–]HappyPandaProduction 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                            He found a way to move faster then the speed of light. Got stuck in our time, and became a cab driver after extensive plastic surgery, to hide his true identity, to protect Sarah Conner.

                                                                                            [–]bronyr_aur 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                            You know, if Sarah wasn't such a bitch this wouldn't have ever been a problem. Why can't some people just learn not to have children?

                                                                                            [–]PleaseLikeMe1 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                            I'm going to have to show you out mate

                                                                                            [–]bradamantium92 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                            Maybe show yourself out before the obvious comment next time?

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                                                                                              [–]meek-seek 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                              "A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" Albert Einstein i feel crazy, the resemblance of the two are crazy weird.

                                                                                              [–]theseangt 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                              ...this is photoshop, right? RIGHT?

                                                                                              [–]KratosOdinSon 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                              Looks like Einstein.

                                                                                              [–]afoxcalledwhisper 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              Freaking awesome

                                                                                              [–]TheRielDeal 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              what did he sound like? Did he have an accent?

                                                                                              [–]Mametaro 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              "A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"

                                                                                              [–]thunderclapper 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              the bridge is real ...

                                                                                              [–]AlbertsShuffle 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              is that david crosby?

                                                                                              [–]MoldyBiscuit 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              Having seen Cloud Atlas, this is uncanny.

                                                                                              [–]lestylest 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              HE'S ALIVE!!!!!

                                                                                              [–]thorgott 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              Ron Jeremy drives a cab?

                                                                                              [–]MixMasta3420 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              I'd probably tell him to look forward.

                                                                                              [–]ChasinThemDragons 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              Cabbys asking for a good tip

                                                                                              [–]TMorrii 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              Fucking Einstein man. That dude's everywhere.

                                                                                              [–]trevdak2 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              Perhaps he was Einstein's chaffeur

                                                                                              [–]TonyDiGerolamo 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              Albert Einstein lives!

                                                                                              [–]Danny_Stratton 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              This once again proves my theory that all non-foreign cab drivers are crazy.

                                                                                              [–]meatpounder 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              did he give you a physics lesson

                                                                                              [–]snsiman 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              Do you mean Einstein gave you a weird look?

                                                                                              [–]EducationalDriver 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              Einstein confirmed for time traveler.

                                                                                              [–]MyDirtyBISEXAccount 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              That is a very odd picture to open while masturbating. I'm going back to porn.

                                                                                              [–]essen23 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              The weirdest part is that you have a white cabbie in NY. I have never seen a white cab driver. I thought we asians had cornered that market!

                                                                                              [–]Mechanikore 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              The missing sceen from Cloud Atlas about Einstein.

                                                                                              [–]DickSoupCan 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              So I guess the "reaction" in this case would be a car accident

                                                                                              [–]cadbury1987 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              Uh, this is amazing.

                                                                                              [–]dgexodus 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              OH MY GERDD

                                                                                              [–]d12anoel 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              He has Mel Gibson's eyes in this photo at least.

                                                                                              [–]s_hurst 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              Einstein reincarnated as a cabbie?

                                                                                              [–]Magical_Girl_Gamer 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              Look like you accidentally got into some sort of freaky time cab.

                                                                                              [–]iwilee1127 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              I Bet He Gets Good Gas Mileage

                                                                                              [–]TheNitwon 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              Looks like that son of a bitch knew more about physics than he let on.

                                                                                              [–]fuckinchucknorris 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              Check out those hands

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                                                                                              [–]Kitten_Of_Rage 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              ALBERT!? Where have you been all my life!?

                                                                                              [–]geebanguy 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              Haha, this made my day! :D

                                                                                              [–]Tisatalks 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              That literally freaked me the fuck out!

                                                                                              [–]DoofaCling 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              The expectations for this man are so high!

                                                                                              [–]ScreamWithMe 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              that is awesome!

                                                                                              [–]El_Chalupacabra 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              The last thing he saw before he died.

                                                                                              [–]fuzzyturtles 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              Great Scott!

                                                                                              [–]JamesLingk 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              That made me smile a lot!

                                                                                              [–]MA790Z 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              They should get him to star in a movie as Albert Einstein!

                                                                                              [–]anna8anana 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              i hope you tipped him well and thanked him for not creating the atom bomb for Germany.

                                                                                              [–]wolfaaron 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              I knew Albert Einstein had a time machine. Selfish bastard.

                                                                                              [–]that1bloodyguy 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              I am not surprised he managed to invent time travel.

                                                                                              [–]bene617 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              Gene Wilder?

                                                                                              [–]DarbMan 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              HE'S ALIVE??????

                                                                                              [–]Pyrarson 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              I think he's trying to be Freud.

                                                                                              [–]omfgjonny 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              Is that....Einstein???!

                                                                                              [–]Hakoten 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              "You can't destroy matter or me, for serious. Ripping holes in you bigger than your black hole theory was!"

                                                                                              [–]busterbambam 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              HE'S ALIVE!

                                                                                              [–]dagul2341 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              Why hello there....this is Jackass and I'm Einstein your host for today's Cash Cab!

                                                                                              [–]zcast 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                              Motherfucker's been time traveling the whole time...

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