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[–]laurafay92A Gryffindor Lyons 195 points196 points ago

Didn't think I could love her any more... And yet she constantly proves me wrong.

[–]E_DiddyyyMore like HAHfflepuff 72 points73 points ago

She is the definition of "wife material" in my eyes.

[–]thatguysammojust your average wizard 76 points77 points ago

:O but, your a slytherin and she is muggle born!

[–]E_DiddyyyMore like HAHfflepuff 46 points47 points ago

sometimes we have to make exceptions yu'know?

[–]Pandahh 68 points69 points ago

No.

[–]seidlkaDimidium Sanguinis Principissa 45 points46 points ago

I mean, I'm a chick and a Slytherin, and I'd want her for a wife.

[–]TalonFORCE 24 points25 points ago

Ahh Lesbomancy, my favorite kind of magic.

[–]kj01a 4 points5 points ago

I think I read a fan fic about that.

[–]artegoartego 10 points11 points ago

One?

[–]reddez 4 points5 points ago

All of the them.

[–]thatguysammojust your average wizard 12 points13 points ago

if there ever was an exception, I agree it would have to be her

[–]SeisGurl9Potions Princess 3 points4 points ago

We have an imposter in the the midst!

[–]Faustyna 2 points3 points ago

I ship Severus/Hermione. No regrets.

[–]Zoldor...I'm a Hufflepuff! 4 points5 points ago

But let's be fair, he's a half-blood and never had problems with muggleborns in the past...

[–]awesomeideas 1 point2 points ago

Oh, come on. Do you really think a muggleborn could be that powerful? She's obviously a secret pureblood.

[–]i84 9 points10 points ago

I don't how any of you can make such judgments. None of you know how she actually is. I mean do you? Are you two pals?

[–]E_DiddyyyMore like HAHfflepuff 16 points17 points ago

I know, but from watching interviews and stuff she seems pretty cool. Its just a dream of course... a man can dream right?

[–]timthomas299 8 points9 points ago

Exactly. There are some actresses i like less and less the more I see/hear of them in interviews etc. She is not the case.

[–]laurafay92A Gryffindor Lyons 17 points18 points ago

Also, she quotes "Friends" on twitter. Enough reason to love anyone.

[–]dotgeorgie 3 points4 points ago

Although you can't make judgements on someone you don't know, for someone who is that much in the public eye, I think it would be very hard for her to hide if she was a total bitch or something - if someone's lovely and sweet in every single thing you see them in (despite the fact that journalists will be waiting to try and prove they aren't), it's pretty likely that they are lovely and sweet.

[–]laurafay92A Gryffindor Lyons 6 points7 points ago

I just find that in every interview and every candid video I've seen of her, she's really down to earth and quite funny too. Just the way she speaks and handles herself, she's just adorable and so well spoken.

Just watch her interview on Jimmy Fallon and it will give you some understanding of our love.

[–]LuvCookies 1 point2 points ago

Infidel!! Burn him!

[–]JohnScribbles 10 points11 points ago

All this time, Laurafay92?

[–]laurafay92A Gryffindor Lyons 17 points18 points ago

Always.

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[–]Gengar11 9 points10 points ago

Yes, because this isn't a blatant troll post.

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[–]Gengar11 2 points3 points ago

Your mom's a troll.

[–]curlygirl86 6 points7 points ago

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! Just thought you should know

[–]alarumba 1 point2 points ago

I know you are but what am I?!

[–]Kitsune-Sama 87 points88 points ago

I never thought I'd be so jealous of a 5-year-old.

[–]Ceejae 27 points28 points ago

Five year olds have it pretty sweet...

[–]toastyseeds 9 points10 points ago

I wish I was still five

[–]Alex_C 0 points1 point ago

Newborns have it best. Boobs, lots of boob suckling..

[–]beasterne 9 points10 points ago

downside: they're your mom's boobs

[–]Alex_C 0 points1 point ago

Thankfully, you don't know it then.

[–]alarumba 8 points9 points ago

Finger paintings. All day long.

[–]DizeazedFly 39 points40 points ago

Truthfully I would have just stared at her and pissed myself.

Mother. We're done here. I've wet myself in front of the pretty lady and I WANT MY SIPPY CUP!

[–]mattyg5 41 points42 points ago

The original poster was allowed to get the xpost. Well done Reddit.

[–]RIGHT-IS-RIGHT 30 points31 points ago

Rupert Grint to 5 year old girl: Excuse me, are you Hermonie Granger? That’s great, because I’m Ron Weasley and we’re husband and wife.

Aww right.

[–]lydociaAmelia Lydocia 15 points16 points ago

Next thing you know, he's in jail.

[–]randomkoreanguy 5 points6 points ago

Well, that escalated quickly.

[–]watchman_wen 20 points21 points ago

i was Harry Potter for Halloween, does this mean Emma Watson is my best friend too?

[–]Alexbo8138 27 points28 points ago

No.

[–]watchman_wen 1 point2 points ago

the above photograph seems to state otherwise.

[–]Alexbo8138 11 points12 points ago

The picture states that Hermione Granger is his best friend.

[–]RC_5213 -1 points0 points ago

Close enough.

[–]magnificentkatieLuna Lovegood is my Patronus -1 points0 points ago

Good try though.

[–]magic_is_might 37 points38 points ago

Man, I'd love to meet her one day. Such a classy and intelligent woman who represents one of my biggest female role models, on and off-screen.

[–]CinemaDrAJ 11 points12 points ago

And for years to come, this poor kid's picture with Emma Watson has the photographer's thumb all over the corner.

[–]seitgeist 2 points3 points ago

But hey, it's Emma Watson.

[–]ThereAreNoMoreNamesThe Other Weasley 5 points6 points ago

I'm glad you corrected the spelling of Hermione's name in your repost :)

[–]sunnybonez 11 points12 points ago

smoothest kid on the planet

100 points for gryffindor!

[–]Almostharry 0 points1 point ago

But he didn't do anything. Haha

[–]livingparodies 4 points5 points ago

This literally made me turn my bottom lip in and say "Aww."

This has never happened to me before. Not the cutest of kitten-kind can break my shell, but something about this is just way too adorable.

It's probably just the Emma Watson part.

[–]strongbino 13 points14 points ago

I love how both this post and the original are on the front page. Just further proof that Reddit is obsessed with Emma Watson.

[–]laurafay92A Gryffindor Lyons 21 points22 points ago

That everyone's obsessed with Emma Watson**

[–]mswabs 1 point2 points ago

Not everyone, nor everyone on Reddit is obsessed with Emma Watson.

[–]darthrobyn[Wonky Faint] 4 points5 points ago

Right you are.

[–]MuffinsandTeacups 6 points7 points ago

You should add a harry in to that.

'Right you are, harry. No post on sundays.'

[–]darthrobyn[Wonky Faint] 1 point2 points ago

No, I refuse to affiliate myself with Dursleys.

[–]strongbino 2 points3 points ago

Yes you're right! My apologies!

[–]Raven_RiseMaster Occlumens 3 points4 points ago

I don't see what the problem is.

[–]Daniel03m 0 points1 point ago

The first step... Is realizing you have a problem.

[–]strongbino 6 points7 points ago

There is no problem.

[–]I_AM_NO_MAN_ 8 points9 points ago

This just increased my lady crush on her even more.

[–]i_call_bullshit_dude 8 points9 points ago

I have a lady-crush on her as well, along with Emma Stone. Emma's turn me on...?

But seriously, she's such an intelligent, classy and beautiful woman. Regardless of sex, age, race, sexual orientation, etc. she's just a terrific role model on how to be a decent human being.

[–]I_AM_NO_MAN_ 1 point2 points ago

Emma Stone is my other huge lady crush too! She's hilarious and gorgeous.

[–]Princess_By_Day 2 points3 points ago

How did you feel about her as a blonde? I find her stunning in every other hair color, but I felt like the blonde did not suit her at ALL.

[–]i_call_bullshit_dude -1 points0 points ago

She's naturally blond. But who cares? That woman was born stunning.

[–]Princess_By_Day -2 points-1 points ago

I was simply asking a question about someone else's opinion. No need to get so defensive.

[–]falconear 1 point2 points ago

Man, that budding friendship based on mutual lust turned sour fast. :)

[–]I_AM_NO_MAN_ -1 points0 points ago

She is actually naturally blonde! Which is odd because I prefer her with any other hair colour. My favorite was her look in Zombieland... The dark hair with straight bangs and the heavier eyeliner. That's where the girl crush began.

[–]Princess_By_Day 0 points1 point ago

I agree! That's where my girlcrush began as well!! I did also know she was a natural blonde- weird how that works, eh?

[–]Seikoholic 23 points24 points ago

And that's how a young boy discovered the magic of erections.

[–]here_for_the_lolsEvery flavour balls 19 points20 points ago

engorgio

[–]OL88 5 points6 points ago

[–]lydociaAmelia Lydocia 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't look that happy about it.

[–]Teroc 0 points1 point ago

Kid was probably dressed up by his parents and doesn't really know who Harry Potter is.

[–]dotgeorgie 1 point2 points ago

I doubt it. My little brother was shouting spells at me when he was four, and that was because his mum had let him see the first two movies (she thought the third was too scary) and then he'd insisted on watching them over and over again. She's a big Harry Potter fan, but she was sick of them by then.

[–]Brittybotts[Every Flavor Bean] 1 point2 points ago

I love how the boy doesn't even look excited. It's like he's the celebrity being bugged for a picture by a crazed fan.

[–]nemyhlol 2 points3 points ago

This kid will repost this in 10 years.

[–]Flynn_livesKatie Bell, you are my destiny! 1 point2 points ago

That kid just won the award... "Luckiest Boy in the World 2012"

[–]gutenberger4Brave and loyal 1 point2 points ago

I'm a ginger...so does that mean if I dressed up as Ron she would have made out with me?

[–]snow24board 2 points3 points ago

Goddamn precious.

[–]weegee 1 point2 points ago

She. Is. So. Gorgeous.

[–]lylli88 0 points1 point ago

Lovvvvvvvvvvve!

[–]pretendtofly 2 points3 points ago

adorbs.

[–]seleora -1 points0 points ago

Is that really what she said? Or are you just karma-whoring?

[–]active_transportMacmillan's Trousers -1 points0 points ago

She is so fantastic.

[–]triforce721 -2 points-1 points ago

If there is one place this should be posted, it's in a subreddit full of guys who masturbate to her. Classy!

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[–]dimmidice 6 points7 points ago

she's talking to a 5year old. what the fuck do you mean too informal.