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[–]prep20 4 points5 points ago

Spoiler alert, he doesn't make it.

[–]finnyfin 3 points4 points ago

And somehow all of his brothers actually survived

[–]Scotthew21 0 points1 point ago

Well played

[–]MorPowR 1 point2 points ago

I'd pay to see it.

[–]QuicklyEscape 1 point2 points ago

Overly Attached Girlfriend turns out to be BLB's wife. After his unfortunate death....she finds his corpse and brings it back to life.

Tim Burton's "The Overly Dead"

Edit: Starring Nick Cage.

[–]IsSuchAThingPossible 2 points3 points ago

Overly Attached Girlfriend

She's practically the "Epitome of Reddit's Ideal Girlfriend". One of the reasons why she's popular is because of her looks. For example, Cracky Chan, Magibon, Tabby, Creepy Chan & especially Boxxy gain a huge amount of interest from the internet simply because they were considered to be attractive. Thus a huge wave of popularity swarmed all around them, in front of the spotlight.

Let's face it, OAG is attractive because of her eyes, her expressive eyes, eyes that just make you want to stare at them forever. She seemly has those pixie-like quality to her, her milky-white skin. yes, she is quite "bangin", she is extremely cute. Also her quirky personality that you just can't help but fall in love with. As I continued to stare OAG, I suddenly developed a fantasy about her.

I figured out where she lives and took a one-way ticket just to visit her. Finally, I'm standing directly towards the door of where Laina lives and then I started to think if this was ever the right thing to do, to stalk someone's house whom I barely even knew and ring her doorbell just so I can say hi and tell her how I feel about her... My finger nervously rest near the door bell, contemplating on whether to ring it or just go somewhere else. I figured no, came all the way here and to just give up would be frivolous option. So with the courage of a thousand men, I rang that doorbell, hoping she would be there.

Suddenly, seconds turn into hours, all I can do was wait & think, "Perhaps she went off with her friends to hangout or maybe with her boyfriend...". The mere thought of her having a boyfriend killed me, there wasn't any thread that mention anything about her relationship so she's obviously single. And just before I know it, a doorknob was rattling around. The door quietly opened and I was absolutely speechless. She looked exactly as I dreamed. Soft, milky skin. Beautiful, wide eyes. Slim figure. Perky breasts. She is the perfect girl for me.

She was wearing only a shirt and her panties, a bit indecent but so hot. She covered her bottom parts with her shirt as she quickly raised her eyebrow and said, "Umm...Do I know you?" I tried to muster a single word, but her beauty took all my breathe away, I couldn't say anything at all. She then took an aggressive stance, "Look, if you have nothing to say to me, then i think I should close the door..." Finally I said something, "Uhhh....Hi, um you don't know me but um..." She curiously stared at me as I tried to form words out of my mouth and replied, "But what?" I thought about what I was gonna say and decided to man-up, "...That I really think you're extremely cute and that I watched all of your videos and every day, all I could ever think about is you nonstop. So I went through Reddit and found out where you live and so I came all this way just to meet you and well I guess what I'm trying to say is I love you. Hell, I kept having this fantasies of you and everytime I close my eyes, all I could ever think about is fucking you so hard and I was hoping to fuck yo-" I stopped. Laina just stared, aghast at what I just said to her. All I could do is feel ashamed for what I just said, "Stupid stupid stupid! I came all the way here and I just blew my chances with her! Why the fuck did I just said that? If I just shut my fucking mouth and everything will be smoo-" As I thought to myself, Laina nervously replied, "Umm wow... What a... What a mouthful." She took some time to collect her self, "Well I umm... I think what you're doing is really... cute." I suddenly feel ill. "I really like that you like my work, even though it's not really much and it's a bit creepy for you to find out where I live..." I felt even more ill. "And well, I guess what I'm trying is yes." I felt extremely ill- "Wait what? Yes to what?" She blushes, " I'll let you fuck me."

I immediately replied, "But I uhh...it was a joke aha! I didn't really mean it! You wouldn't want a guy like me to umm... fuck you." She quickly grabbed my shirt and draws close, whispering in my ear, "I want you to fuck me as hard as you can." She then grabbed my arm and took me into her humble abode. I didn't know what came over me, I began to lean in and kissed her deeply. "I can't believe this is actually happening!" I slowly worked my way in her mouth, sloppily kissing her while bumping her teeth. I grasp her left breast, Laina whimpers. She wasn't wearing a bra of any sort. It felt so perky and her heart was beating faster and faster. I began to move my hand down and gently rubbed her wet clit. Her hips began to gyrate in the same motion as my fingers running up and down on her drenched pussy. Laina's lips escaped her, moaning as the pleasure moves though her body. I began to ask her, "Why, why me?" "Because," she moans, "you're the exception~" I took off her shirt while running my tongue up her body. I flick the tip of my tongue in her belly button then run along up her fit stomach and finally between the crevasse of her breasts. She gasped out vehemently as I trailed my fingertips around her nipples. I realized that she had the perfect breast of them all. Cute, little B-cups with her perfect, perky, pink nipples. I slowly suckled her tits as her nipples became harder. I finally took off her shirt and Laina was biting her rosy lips. I began to press my lips onto hers, slowly working towards her warm tongue. I grabbed her tight ass, massaging it repeatedly. She lets out a whimper in her mouth. Our tongue danced as she grasped me tighter. I immediately left her mouth, after I bit her lower lips. "You're so fucking hot, Laina. I can't believe this but I've always dreamt about this" She covers my lips with her finger, "Just shut the fuck up and fuck me".

Laina then smiled seductively as she pulls down her drenched panties, wiggling her cute ass. "God, you're so beautiful" I pinned her down as I kissed between her neck, sucking on it as she yelps in pleasure. She quickly unzips my pants and grabs my hard, throbbing cock, sending goosebumps across my body. I let out a stifle. She kept moving her soft hands up and down as I slowly place my fingers inside the entrance of her glistening, tight pussy. I began to see thin layer of sweat enveloping her body as my finger slowly expores her pussy walls. Her moans continue to grow louder and louder as I violently finger-fuck her pussy. I did a flicking motion inside her moist clit so she can moan even louder. Her groans continue as her hips rocked back and forth in the the motion to the movement. Her body tensed up, her thighs clamped around my arm as her juices slowly went out. She collapsed, relsihing the cool feeling that came after. I jerked my cock as I slowly head down to her pussy, intending to lick all of her sweet juices. She moans as I spread her pussy lips, licking my way inside. I work my way around her folds, flickin my tongue on her clitoris. I slurp all of her sweet pussy juice vigorously and licked up to her thighs as she silently jerks her hips. She then grabs hold of my cock and slowly pushes in her vagina. She lets out such a cute moan. I began to thrust my hips slowly as I stare deeply into those innocent, fuckable eyes of her. She stares at mine back, never leaving my line of sight. Her sweat glistens in the light. I grunt as I thrust into her faster and faster. She screams. I roughly cupped her breast with one hand and in the other, hold Laina's hand intimately. Her breast jiggles to the motions of my thrust. I was close to climax. I grasped Laina tight as she grasped even tighter, I devolved into an animal soley on fucking her brains out, forcing my mouth into hers. "Fuck me. FUCK ME. FUCK ME HARDER" "MHHHHMMMM, YES." "FASTER. FASTER. FASTER." "Ohhhhh YES YES YES YES YES YES YES." The sound of my cock slapping into her pussy was exhilarating. I thrust violently as she continues to cry out in pleasure, tightening her thighs around my body. Her breath was coming in loud and sharp as my phallus continues to penetrate her deeply moist vagina. "Ah fuck yes, you dirty whore. Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK." I yelled. "Mmmmmm fuck yea baby, god, so fuucking tight." And in just a few minutes, we climaxed, together. "UNNF FUCCCCK" "AW GAWD." I blew my load inside her without a care in the world. So much jizz was pouring out her fuckhole. Laina was in pure ecstasy, panting heavily as I lay on top of her. She hugs me, ever so tightly as I hug her back. "Flip over baby, lemme clean you off <3" She said. I obeyed. She gently strokes my warm cock before lapping up all of our juices. She fondled my balls while staring into my eyes as she places my cock inside her soft mouth. She moved up and down on my shaft, enthusiastically sucking me dry. She stopped after a few minutes and left just a trail of semen from tongue. She then kissed the tip of my dick and grasped me tight, before succumbing to exhaustion. All I could ever think about, was pure bliss.

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 3 points4 points ago

I didn't read it... but the bold text makes me wonder...

[–]Toxin197 1 point2 points ago

ALL OF MY FUCKING WAT

[–]ImaBlackBelt 1 point2 points ago

Pretty disappointed there was no scumbag steve.

[–]punster_mc_punstein 1 point2 points ago

Wow, it's like, everything I hate condensed into one picture

[–]SEGnosis -2 points-1 points ago

Posted less than 5 hours ago.