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[–]Britty28 75 points76 points ago

Saw this over a year ago... You sir are a liar

[–]SlugsOnToast 16 points17 points ago

I have him tagged as "karma whore" in RES, so you're probably right.

[–]spazmodic- 5 points6 points ago

We need a karma whore registry

[–]k_hall_313 6 points7 points ago

FFS. I laughed when I saw this because its funny. Then I scroll comments and see that it has been posted before and OP lied about having seen it yesterday as "spine."

Give credit where it's fucking due, it's not your picture. Quit being a douche.

[–]littledingo 5 points6 points ago

You sir, lie. Cause dis be a repost matey.

[–]The_argentine 4 points5 points ago

Did anybody else think of the two boys in the Captain Underpants novels??

[–]Auburn258 4 points5 points ago

Novels? Yeah, that's what I told my second grade teacher they were.

[–]thelibrarina 1 point2 points ago

They're as much novels as the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books--and neither of them are classified as graphic novels according to Dewey.

[–]TurdCrapley 1 point2 points ago

"Please don't fart in a diaper."

[–]BeaSk8r117 4 points5 points ago

TIL penis and spine have the same letters. Ya never really think about that, do ya?

[–]HeroCommentGuy 2 points3 points ago

Boner makes sense now.

[–]GentleChainsaw 1 point2 points ago

And pines!

[–]elad661 5 points6 points ago

You didn't even bother to change the title. That's low, OP.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Redditer changes sign, runs back to car and takes a picture, all for the upvote heaveness. 1com 16pts 3mos KarmaConspiracy
This picture was taken this morning, the sign said 'spine' yesterday. ಠ_ಠ 650coms 2629pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Animuz 2 points3 points ago

What a fitting surname.

[–]serosis 2 points3 points ago

TIL that "penis" is an anagram of "spine"...

[–]SRS_are_cunts 3 points4 points ago

Not gonna lie, life with a straight penis is pretty awesome, as well.

[–]AnimatorSteve 1 point2 points ago

suddenly, business picked up

[–]IHaveAGloriousBeard 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this more than once, with this same title, even. You're a filthy liar and got the downvote you deserved.

[–]supersecretsecret 1 point2 points ago

oh Harold and George!

[–]petenguyenmusic 1 point2 points ago

An erect penis can also sometimes be an indicator for spinal injury.

[–]TurdCrapley 0 points1 point ago

OP is a _ _ _

[–]schnukkel -1 points0 points ago

What hooligans! Poor Dr. Long.

[–]johnwaynelumberjack 1 point2 points ago

unless you're gay..

[–]penis_poop -3 points-2 points ago

First comment! ....Penis!