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[–]KaptainKarmel 23 points24 points ago

I want to create super corny looking pop up ads and banners and actually offer 1 million dollars if they click it.

At this point in time I don't think anyone would ever collect the prize. I honestly believe that we have run out of people gullible enough to believe pop up ads.

[–]palparepa 44 points45 points ago

[–]Dick_GraysENT 7 points8 points ago

[–]freindo 1 point2 points ago

[–]pinguino42 1 point2 points ago

[–]MrTyphoon 14 points15 points ago

Wait a minute.....wait a minute.....wait a minute! SPONGEBOB! MAKE MINE A CHOCOLATE!

Classic patrick.

[–]TheOdyssey_ 1 point2 points ago

This entire scene is classic.

[–]ChuckYeah 0 points1 point ago

You sir/madam ARE WRONG!! I am watching the first ep right now and he was helpful!! He convinced him to go try for the job! I miss helpful Patrick not the fuck up who ruins it for everyone.

[–]Dltcrazy 0 points1 point ago

Who ya callin' pinhead?

[–]TuckMyFits 18 points19 points ago

I feel the same way whenever I need to fart while sick to my stomach.

[–]THE_PUN_STOPS_NOW 3 points4 points ago

What episode is this??

[–]champahnyuh 16 points17 points ago

It's from the movie.

[–]THE_PUN_STOPS_NOW 6 points7 points ago

Thanks

[–]rconnelly20 3 points4 points ago

I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers *shudders

[–]New_World_Era 1 point2 points ago

Probably the only cat Reddit wouldn't enjoy.

[–]ChuckYeah 1 point2 points ago

"Things that make you go....buhhhh"- Ron white.

[–]meltedcandy 0 points1 point ago

The way you worded this makes it seem like it happens a lot.

[–]Admiral_Amsterdam 1 point2 points ago

Look at the boooooones

[–]MossadMike 0 points1 point ago

oowwwww. My jernts.

[–]libertas 0 points1 point ago

If I hear "Congratulations! You won!" one more time I'm going to kill a bitch.

[–]vreeland 0 points1 point ago

I am never the 100,000,000th visitor. I use AdBlock Plus.

[–]thats_bad_for_you 0 points1 point ago

When Ever

[–]notarapist72 0 points1 point ago

The universe is mysterious..

Buy a mattress!

[–]Akoraceb 0 points1 point ago

So your saying all the $1,000,000 offers in my spam box are REAL?! No shit brb.