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I hate face tattoos but I think these, by far, are the worst. (imgur.com)

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[–]The__Government 49 points50 points ago

Seriously, the guy in picture 6 had to do something to look more than 2 years old

[–]RunningInSquares 18 points19 points ago

Oldest baby I've ever seen.

[–]cheezgear 14 points15 points ago

That guy lives in my hometown. He frequents the coffee shop I frequent. That's his mug shot for getting his umpteenth DUI.

It's sometimes hard to tell if he's a man or woman in real life due to the 2 year old look.

[–]Eric_Wright 4 points5 points ago

I'd imagine him having a Joe Pesci voice.

[–]jamurp 1 point2 points ago

Am I funny?, am I a clown? Do I amuse you?

[–]Eric_Wright 0 points1 point ago

N-no man you're just funny...

[–]Skeletor_Dali 2 points3 points ago

Profile shot looks like Patton Oswalt.

[–]demooo 0 points1 point ago

Definitely some congenital defect, perhaps Laron Syndrome.

[–]alostsoldier 53 points54 points ago

First one is actually kind of cool. I mean I'd never get it done, but at least it has some style to it. The rest...are just trashy and awful.

[–]XFiveOne 10 points11 points ago

Agree.

[–]metal-head 7 points8 points ago

He was from anchorage and was charged with killing a cop.... which isnt very surprising.....

[–]beckermt 4 points5 points ago

He's actually from the future, that cop was going to later kill the ancestor of a great hero of mankind.

It's all for the best.

[–]SirRosie 6 points7 points ago

The first one's great, especially with the tattooed eye.

[–]fuzzb0y 1 point2 points ago

I agree, first one looks artistic and well thought out.

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 0 points1 point ago

Especially the one with the stars....I remember reading about her a while ago

[–]The__Government 44 points45 points ago

The guy in picture 11 is a journalist from VICE magazine that wanted to experience what reaction he would get with a (fake) tattoo in the face. Girls came over to rub it off...

[–]Skeletor_Dali 14 points15 points ago

Why the downvotes? This is true, read the article here.

[–]agirlnamedkyle 3 points4 points ago

Thank God. That one made the least amount of sense to me.

[–]exposur3 11 points12 points ago

Even the baby in #18 is thinking WTF MOM?

[–]cjmook21 2 points3 points ago

I've made a horrible mistake.

[–]Stucifer2 0 points1 point ago

I think the father had the same thought.

[–]mamma_goose 5 points6 points ago

the first picture is kinda neat... i mean if he were a bad guy in a movie, but half skull head with the tatted eye is kinda spooky and neat

[–]Veeblock 8 points9 points ago

Why won't anybody hire me ?

[–]otariid 3 points4 points ago

To Mr. Eastside: what if you move somewhere else?

[–]sensodyne 3 points4 points ago

This one is my favorite: Teddy Boy Greg

[–]dishonestabe 0 points1 point ago

After looking at that pedostache, the tats didn't look too bad.

[–]I_love_ponies33 0 points1 point ago

He went all out! If you're going to get a face tat, might as well over it completely

[–]jetaimemina 0 points1 point ago

The barber pole does it for me.

[–]PenguinKillr 5 points6 points ago

WTF is wrong with people from Florida?? One dude got the state tattooed on his cheek, but the guy with the Tampa Bay Bucc's tattoos?? He couldnt decide between the two logos? Had to get them both??

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[–]PenguinKillr -4 points-3 points ago

Swing state, not.even.once!

[–]dukevendetta 4 points5 points ago

The last one looks like he put a pack of temporary tattoos on his face. Good lord.

[–]RelevantToMyInterest 4 points5 points ago

How about a face Ta Moko?

[–]holyerthanthou 7 points8 points ago

thats a culture and an identity...

ops pictures are just horrid.

[–]a3headedmonkey 2 points3 points ago

But they're also a culture and identity. You're just familiar enough/close enough to this culture not to feel potentially politically incorrect for judging them.

[–]CustomizeMyFrontPage 2 points3 points ago

On behalf of all Tampa Bay fans, we don't claim that last guy.

[–]feor1300 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling the only one with any claim to that last guy is Anheuser-Busch. (with a minor assist from an unscrupulous tattoo artist willing to mark up anyone with money, regardless of inebriation)

[–]KosherBeefCake 2 points3 points ago

I really wonder what was going through Gucci Mane's head when he thought "I really want an electrified ice cream cone on my face"

[–]Aofishbrain 4 points5 points ago

Burr?

[–]xXMusieXx 3 points4 points ago

Drugs.

[–]MrDorkESQ 2 points3 points ago

Number 15 was for a viral video by Never Hide Films for Rayban, it is fake.

[–]losttravelers 0 points1 point ago

That article doesn't say it's fake.

[–]FeanaroJP 2 points3 points ago

The first one is pretty decent looking

[–]Zhumanchu 3 points4 points ago

I don't know what people are thinking when they get face tattoos.

I just don't.

[–]crooks5001 3 points4 points ago

"Dude this is going to look sooooooooooo Gnarly!"

[–]Dirante 3 points4 points ago

omg the pussy eater one is so classy. I'm sure the girls come running when they see that one!

[–]jamurp 0 points1 point ago

this is why I never get any chicks, brb getting gratuitous face tattoo.

[–]zooted45 3 points4 points ago

11 wasn't a real tattoo just an experiment on how people would treat him differently with a face tattoo.

[–]rnepmc 3 points4 points ago

first guy with the tatted eye is actually pretty cool looking. really like it

[–]Opinion8ted 4 points5 points ago

I feel like face tattoos are a person's way of saying "I have given up on life."

[–]linearcore 0 points1 point ago

The Maori people would like a word with you.

[–]_Action_Bastard 1 point2 points ago

Tampa pride baby!

[–]ProfessorCaptain 1 point2 points ago

Fable anyone?

[–]cupcakezombie 1 point2 points ago

This guy was pretty bad, but he had them removed which can give us hope for the rest of these people. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/reformed-racist-has-nazi-tattoos-removed-88900

[–]FreqFace 1 point2 points ago

I KNOW WHAT MY FACE NEEDS.. FLAMES.

Seriously though, what possesses anyone to do this to their face.

[–]SailorVanIndium 1 point2 points ago

1 could be the bad guy in a movie.

[–]pelvicmomentum 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck would you get Florida tattooed on your face?

[–]ScumbagSolo 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how many of these are actually just black sharpy.

[–]NMalkoff15 0 points1 point ago

Picture 6 = Crack baby

[–]MGDJoker 0 points1 point ago

Where is Teddy Boy Greg?

[–]jamurp 0 points1 point ago

'family tradition'?, Worst family tradition ever.

[–]nettles121 1 point2 points ago

yeah these are terrible. except for the buccaneers guy. GO BUCS!

[–]RiflemanLax 0 points1 point ago

Picture 6- Gangster fetus.

[–]malgagenie 0 points1 point ago

That guy must really like the bucs

[–]tresbizarre 0 points1 point ago

Poor impulse control.

[–]Bligger 0 points1 point ago

Being a hardcore Buccaneers fan, the last one I didn't mind too much...

[–]mattci 0 points1 point ago

They all look like winners!

[–]DarthMakena 0 points1 point ago

The one in the striped tank was cute, and then... And then.

[–]beckermt 0 points1 point ago

4 is Moriarty, right?

[–]EL337 0 points1 point ago

is it me, or do most of these look like mug shots...

[–]babaaboe 0 points1 point ago

Was the 6th one a man child? wtf

[–]RudyBagels 0 points1 point ago

The scary part, they all have a right to vote, same as you.

[–]PaddyO666 0 points1 point ago

Number 19 appears to be a brand, not a tattoo.

[–]fractal7 0 points1 point ago

Pretty horrifying indeed.

[–]jsumm13 0 points1 point ago

Pussy eater. Classy.

[–]WUT_WUT_WUT 0 points1 point ago

And people wonder why the unemployment rate is so high.

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[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -1 points0 points ago

Wow, the fabled quintuple repost. Truly a sight to behold!

[–]HumourNoir 2 points3 points ago

OP claimed those were the worst. OP did not disappoint.

[–]Lore86 1 point2 points ago

When did getting where your mustache should be became a thing?

[–]Space_Masters 2 points3 points ago

If you ever change your mind, just grow it out and no one will know you're a pussy eater.

[–]dafuqdidIwrite 1 point2 points ago

i liked the REJECT one... to the point. PERFECT! 1st one kinda badass too!

[–]feor1300 0 points1 point ago

Except I look at that one and I'm not sure if it's actually a tattoo or if he just got drunk, found a stamp from a library or a county clerk's office or something, and thought it'd be funny to use it on himself... or his friends thought it'd be funny to use on him.

[–]seawest_lowlife 1 point2 points ago

Jessica Clark. Lawl!

[–]elliebee2706 0 points1 point ago

Only gonna upvote because it made me laugh my ass off lol

[–]elliebee2706 3 points4 points ago

The chick in picture 5....are those drawn on eyebrows or tattooed eyebrows? Either way...hilarious lol

[–]SimilarImage -2 points-1 points ago

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