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[–]anonisland5 110 points111 points ago

Seriously? All of that for an indestructible nokia joke?

[–]Corrinth 11 points12 points ago

I was pissed too, but the addition of Horatio Cain Sunglasses soothed me.

[–]Zoorin 36 points37 points ago

Worth it :)

[–]thrawnie 4 points5 points ago

Yesh - long way to walk for one of those :p

[–]zoodpy 2 points3 points ago

I don't get this meme...ive two of those phone break. Its not fair I want to laugh at the joke too.

[–]bibimcmacky -1 points0 points ago

I saw the punchline coming by a mile.

[–]executex 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty upset that I wasted my time reading this.

[–]showu 0 points1 point ago

Chuck nokiorris

[–]Traniz 0 points1 point ago

...and it wasn't even a 3210...

[–]ScoobyGang 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thinks this is still epic regardless of the Nokia joke?

[–]johnsmcjohn 31 points32 points ago

I was hoping the Nokia would drop his glasses and break them.

"It's not fair! There was time now!!!"

[–]SpaceOdysseus 14 points15 points ago

I understood that reference!

[–]blaziken311 7 points8 points ago

The Twilight Zone.

[–]ihatebeets 2 points3 points ago

The Scary Door

[–]algo 11 points12 points ago

[–]Chocrates 1 point2 points ago

Not very political are they....

[–]Corrinth 9 points10 points ago

profet

[–]bobboobles 0 points1 point ago

all I could see

[–]GPadraic 6 points7 points ago

I like how there are two different ways to spell profit / prophet, and the author got neither of them. Perhaps it was a clever mashup of the two.

[–]basec0m 10 points11 points ago

Fire 'ze missiles! But I'm le tired...

[–]Arutan 3 points4 points ago

Well ... have a nap ... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

[–]Damperen 2 points3 points ago

Sabaton ftw

[–]Lord_NiteShade 1 point2 points ago

Thats the fucking spirit.

[–]Fakkelbrigadier 2 points3 points ago

Fallout? Because that sure as hell looks like a hunting rifle on his back.

[–]antisomething 3 points4 points ago

Took my GSII out of my pocket and looked at it curiously after reading this comic.

[–]owlsrule143 2 points3 points ago

As an iPhone user, while i found this entertaining (not a very original thought) mildly, I dislike that you're attempting say iPhone users are religious and liken atheism to android users.

[–]liam_lifad 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it's more of a Catholic/Protestant thing. Not in terms of the conflict (except historically, I guess) but that there is only one iPhone but many Android phones.

[–]BuzzBomber87 -1 points0 points ago

AMAZING!!! SHEER GENIUS MY FRIEND!

[–]MrGund 0 points1 point ago

Black Mirror anyone?

[–]ploppercon 0 points1 point ago

I saw that coming from a mile away.

[–]T-Shirt_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

... did no one else notice the fallout reference in the last panel? That specific blue of the nokia phone, the gun strapped across his back?

[–]Col_Highways 0 points1 point ago

Didn't anyone get the Book of Eli reference? Seriously?

[–]xxNietzschexx 0 points1 point ago

My brick withstood three story building drop, bottom of a pool, rolled over by a car AND a nuclear war, pffft not funny.

[–]Thomas-C 0 points1 point ago

Can we PLEASE have a Fallout mod wherein you play as a Nokia?

[–]robinhl 0 points1 point ago

Nokia = cockroach?

[–]whatevsbro 0 points1 point ago

Launch one biological warhead and the virus would've done all the job for them.

[–]logic88 0 points1 point ago

SO worth it......

[–]catwithabat 0 points1 point ago

I'm muslim and this offends me. Why do we have to be represented by iPhones!

[–]pasinduthegreat 0 points1 point ago

Um, isn't this like a Book of Eli reference?

[–]MadGramma 0 points1 point ago

It's spelled "prophet." Just so you know.

[–]Sc2RuinedMyLife 0 points1 point ago

hehe

[–]ancaptain 0 points1 point ago

[–]Brasco44 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of "Book of Eli" somehow.

[–]coboba 0 points1 point ago

[–]derangedllol_ 0 points1 point ago

Are you all forgetting about what the title suggests?

[–]WaffleGod97 0 points1 point ago

That was pretty great.

[–]ZioTron 0 points1 point ago

[–]pawnzor007 -1 points0 points ago

CONTAINS APPLE PRODUCTS. INCOMING LAWSUITS.

[–]Its_a_sue-ance 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh. Then I noticed it was posted to /r/atheism. Fuck you.

[–]TEmpTom 0 points1 point ago

And your point is?

[–]Hokie200proof 0 points1 point ago

So we're Nokias?

Fuck.

[–]GreenTea420 3 points4 points ago

I wish my sisters baby was, he's like 20 pounds i drop him all the time. Then he starts crying, and i'm not sure if it's baby tears or what but he gets soo slippery i fumble him a few times tryin to pick him up. After 3-4 fails i just school him with my foot, works until we hit carpet. Then it gets a little slower but the carpet does a great job at dryin him off.

[–]HerPrinceLessThan3 2 points3 points ago

what did I just read?

[–]prying_open_my3rdeye 0 points1 point ago

I think we're Samsungs...and the Middle East is Apple?

[–]Flynt-Flossy 1 point2 points ago

Russia, Russia is the Nokias

[–]Lobotomus_Prime 0 points1 point ago

Russia is smoke signals sent by burning defective Apples.

[–]fenrisulfur 0 points1 point ago

YEEAAAAAHHHH

[–]stevendan 0 points1 point ago

i distinctly here a " yeaaah" at the end

[–]Jrlc -3 points-2 points ago

I think the atheists are actually the Samsung phones. Downvote me if you want, but that's how atheists in general tend to conduct themselves online.

[–]Chocrates -2 points-1 points ago

You mean the apple phones?

[–]wayndom -2 points-1 points ago

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give...