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[–]R69L 31 points32 points ago

So you found this by looking up what exactly?

[–]fappy_otter 13 points14 points ago

Think I've seen this on /b/ 3 years ago. I would be fascinated to know what it says still.

[–]Kaileylane 14 points15 points ago

i really wanna know the translation of this.

[–]PartyKat247 31 points32 points ago

Ok. So I'm a woman how do I grow a dick

[–]nakedblackguy666 56 points57 points ago

Read it backwards.

[–]nohbody3 -1 points0 points ago

Strap on.

[–]abor 9 points10 points ago

Essentially you can tuck in your balls, scrunch up your uncut penis, and forge a vagina out of it. Enabling you to pee sitting down and having somewhat of a vagina by using profuse amounts of glue and tape.

[–]pumpmar 0 points1 point ago

wouldnt that hurt?

[–]jspeights 5 points6 points ago

this is older than dial up.

[–]zaner 5 points6 points ago

works with penises no longer than 3 inches

[–]Screaming_Azn 5 points6 points ago

Anyone else wondering what happens when he gets an erection?

[–]KissTheGeek 4 points5 points ago

BOOM

[–]clwu 13 points14 points ago

no homo,but anyone notice how nice that ass look?

[–]crawfish2000 10 points11 points ago

Anything said before "but" is always a lie.

[–]WittyRemarkHere 5 points6 points ago

I'm not racist but Hitler did nothing wrong

[–]drtrollable 4 points5 points ago

What do you mean? He fucking murdered Hitler!

[–]R3divid3r 2 points3 points ago

Ah, such a saint. A savior. The great man who ended the worlds worse mans life.

[–]jetbomber117 0 points1 point ago

I'm really thirsty now.

[–]CorporalAris 0 points1 point ago

Mmn, yeah

[–]SimilarImage 9 points10 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 weeks skylerdray I can't think of a title for this, so... What the fuck? here 107 360
9 months jag0007 WTF of the year, handsdown. here 1129 931
9 months fearr How to tuck in your....WHAT? here 40 96

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[–]nyuORlucy 1 point2 points ago

im confused did he putting something on his dick that shriveled it up? and is this perminent?

[–]CorporalAris 3 points4 points ago

Soooo, that's called a foreskin...

[–]TheEcstatic 3 points4 points ago

Good lord...can you imagine super glue in your pubes?

[–]twitchosx 3 points4 points ago

I don't have a foreskin. This is USELESS TO ME!

[–]MrLSDMTHC 2 points3 points ago

Step 1. Have a small penis

[–]Chirelda 0 points1 point ago

I'd rather have it done surgically thank you.

[–]htororyp[!] 2 points3 points ago

I'm curious to see what happens when he gets aroused..

[–]fappy_otter 3 points4 points ago

I have the most weirdest boner...

[–]JebronLames23 2 points3 points ago

Translation!!??? Please??!!

[–]cydril 4 points5 points ago

Directions not clear enough. Got dick stuck...you know what, its fine.

[–]Mjolnirium 2 points3 points ago

And now I can no longer trust vaginas on the internet. You magnificent bastard.

[–]30s_rock 0 points1 point ago

As I scratch my chin and shake my head I truly say, What the Fuck?

[–]pablothe 0 points1 point ago

Not too hard when starting with a miniature sized dick.

[–]niekdejong 2 points3 points ago

yeah nice. and then get arroused or something, and tear off your penis because its superglued together. No thanks mate.

[–]ViIlains 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what to believe anymore... That's cool if you do this but what?

[–]maurinn 1 point2 points ago

After doing all that... what if you have a boner? ._.

[–]damegrohl 0 points1 point ago

I thought the same thing with all that glue?!

[–]avizzlen1nj4 0 points1 point ago

Really?

[–]brickmack 0 points1 point ago

Ive seen this before. I think that fact may be more disturbing than the picture.

[–]CanadianMoosen 0 points1 point ago

so what happens if you get a boner?

[–]RegalCabbage 0 points1 point ago

I tried so hard not to get a bonor, but alas.

[–]katlaish 0 points1 point ago

honor thine bonor, good sir.

[–]Myself28 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could read japanese!

[–]ezo88 0 points1 point ago

what if you get a boner?

[–]pumpmar 0 points1 point ago

japan, you are just, so special?

[–]letsstarttoday 0 points1 point ago

I've been told this is a secret drag queens will not reveal.

[–]EatDiveFly -3 points-2 points ago

And to finish it off. Take away all your reasoning skills and accountability..

[–]Niamhel -3 points-2 points ago

That is just fucking disturbing

[–]slypig 0 points1 point ago

That's way too many steps

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 0 points1 point ago

This is.....

What.

[–]Sinfulblissful -3 points-2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]stugotsCDXX 0 points1 point ago

lost for words.

[–]Hey_fuck_you_dude -4 points-3 points ago

Hey fuck you dude. This is a repost.