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[–]VinnieDaPooh 18 points19 points ago

Did the cat fucking fly?? He had some hang time!

[–]toolusingmonkeys 11 points12 points ago

I think its tail doubled as a propeller there!

[–]silent66 4 points5 points ago

Damnit tails.

[–]51111 0 points1 point ago

Cat "Michael" Jordan

[–]thirdfounder 13 points14 points ago

bird: "hold my beer."

[–]broken_cogwheel 0 points1 point ago

bird: "Hey y'all, watch this!"

[–]CopEatingDonut 1 point2 points ago

In the same sub too...

[–]HarryHoodisGood 2 points3 points ago

Fuckin double jump

[–]iamthebeaver 0 points1 point ago

Obvious repost is obvious and it is still getting upvoted.

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[–]twistoff 2 points3 points ago

[–]eodtalley 0 points1 point ago

Bionic kitty.

[–]Denpoop 0 points1 point ago

The cat double jumped, like in a video game!

[–]frankzappbrannigan 0 points1 point ago

Proof that double-jump is possible!!!!

[–]Beowulfdragon 0 points1 point ago

That bird was totally asking for it officer.

[–]caligula67 0 points1 point ago

touch not the cat but a glove

[–]Shatophiliac 1 point2 points ago

Can someone please edit this .gif so that there's some blood and energy attacks? You know, make it look street fighter as fuck? That would make my week. If not then I might look into doing it.

[–]MiniDanTheMan 0 points1 point ago

It was probably a mockingbird.

[–]YeNdEz 0 points1 point ago

In the game of tag, you win or you die. Wait that does not seem right.

[–]iSwag 0 points1 point ago

A mockingbird used tease my cats that way all the time, it would just fly down peck 'em in the butt and fly off before they could grab it, I never understood why.

[–]Gotterdamerrung 1 point2 points ago

GOTCHA BITCH!

[–]Professor_Mike 0 points1 point ago

The best part is that it's a mockingbird.

[–]Zivenox 0 points1 point ago

That makes me SO sad... that bird was just having fun

[–]AsteroidMiner 13 points14 points ago

To be fair the cat was having the time of its life.

[–]INeverRedditAtWork 3 points4 points ago

The time of his life or the time of the birds life?

[–]Zivenox 1 point2 points ago

Ha, very true.

[–]Bleeeh 2 points3 points ago

No the bird wasn't. That is mother bird with young that have fallen out of the nest, or a nest on the ground, and she's trying to divert the cats attention away from her chicks.

So, not only did the mother die but also so did all her babies.

That's cats (and nature in general) for you.

[–]Zivenox 0 points1 point ago

How do you know this...

[–]brilliantNumberOne 2 points3 points ago

Spoiler: Bleeeh is the cat.

[–]Zivenox 1 point2 points ago

That son of a bitch..

[–]Bleeeh 0 points1 point ago

I've seen it several times in the wild.

Also, similar video's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGVICBviYEA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPumyl77-Z4

Also, why the hell else would a random bird start dive bombing a cat?

[–]Zivenox 0 points1 point ago

Why would a cat be posting on Reddit?!?!? Also... birds are crazy man... why would a Raven fuck with a bald eagle? WHY WOULD A GOLDEN EAGLE DIVE BOMB A BEAR?! Birds. are. crazy.

[–]Xervicx 0 points1 point ago

The same reason why birds randomly dive bomb in front of cars when they started flying a distance away from the vehicle. Some animals actually do enjoy what they do, and do things for the thrill.

[–]P_Charming 1 point2 points ago

Fucker deserved it

[–]Accidental_Ouroboros 12 points13 points ago

Actually, the bird was attempting to distract the cat from a nest.

So now there are some starving baby birds.

[–]JackDuvallTrides 15 points16 points ago

The cat requests that everyone stop worrying about the very delicious baby birds, they are no longer a concern.

[–]INeverRedditAtWork 0 points1 point ago

Listen, they've been taken care of.

[–]pyalot 1 point2 points ago

These are not the baby birds you are looking for.

[–]rabbitlion 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure the cat took care of the baby birds after it was finished with the mother, so you don't have to worry about that.

[–]dnietz -1 points0 points ago

Cat athleticism is fucking amazing.

Makes you realize how pathetic the average human is. Even Michael Jordan couldn't do quite what that cat just did. And that cat is probably average.

[–]wooden_spoon 4 points5 points ago

Human fine motor skills are fucking amazing.

Makes you realize how pathetic the average cat is. Even a leopard couldn't type this message out, and I'm probably average.

[–]electronicsareneat 1 point2 points ago

Calling humans pathetic because of this is very silly. Different animals are different.

[–]INeverRedditAtWork 0 points1 point ago

Bet I could break the cat in half. Pathetic cat. (this is sarcastic, I would never break a cat in half.)

[–]Fap_Left_Surf_Right 0 points1 point ago

But my cat can't create process flow diagrams, engage and lead other cats, nor use jiujitsu to submit a larger, faster opponent.

[–]DuoJetOzzy 1 point2 points ago

...that we know of.

[–]Fap_Left_Surf_Right 0 points1 point ago

BUM BUM BUMMMMMMM!

[–]gstouffer71 -3 points-2 points ago

Trolololol OH SHIT!!