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[–]Hermeran 30 points31 points ago

Yeah, what a prick. Children go in the organic waste bin.

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[–]Motleycruefan73 7 points8 points ago

Children come FROM the orgasmic wastebin.

[–]BBQCopter -5 points-4 points ago

Children? You mean fuck trophies?

[–]childhoodquestions 16 points17 points ago

[–]JesterAzazel 6 points7 points ago

I think that kid's father is even worse.

[–]Gabzzy 7 points8 points ago

[–]NecroGod 15 points16 points ago

This thing must be broken. Fuck it.

[–]vmmoreland 70 points71 points ago

I'm to high for this

[–]downcat 14 points15 points ago

Someone please tell me the context for this.

[–]Magitus 48 points49 points ago

[–]Cruth99 22 points23 points ago

Simon Pegg, brilliant man.

[–]chinkostu 3 points4 points ago

Mother fucking big train.

[–]hisroyalnastiness 5 points6 points ago

Damn it this just made me burst out laughing at work, first thing to 'break me' for months.

[–]count_chocula 2 points3 points ago

This is my favorite. Sometimes it's something stupid, but it just catches you in the right way and you are rendered useless with laughter. The best is when people in your office want to know what's so funny, and there's just no way to explain it.

[–]hisroyalnastiness 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I ended up showing it to some of them and they chuckled, but it didn't catch them quite the way it got me. I guess that's what happens when they are 'primed' by me laughing at it and saying it was funny.

[–]toolusingmonkeys 15 points16 points ago

He just respects a mans right to choose wether or not he wants to be a dad. Equal rights, ladies

[–]hate_sf_hobos 4 points5 points ago

The kid is a ginger, the father was just looking for a reason to get rid of him.

[–]stasechatus 1 point2 points ago

I'm a ginger and I approve

[–]geedub11 2 points3 points ago

This brought back so many childhood memories

[–]Sociallybad 2 points3 points ago

Link to original a great big train sketch with Simon Pegg

[–]lepurpleplum 5 points6 points ago

The amount of times I have seen this gif on reddit... Too many.

[–]easyantic 16 points17 points ago

Isn't it funny how someone can be here less than a year and see it so many times, yet I have been here more than 4 years and it's the first time I have seen it...and I spend WAY too much time here, not just occasionally.

[–]DRodders 2 points3 points ago

This is the second time I've seen it in the last 2 months. I'd find the first post but I'm too lazy

[–]easyantic 7 points8 points ago

You missed the point. Reddit is a huge place with thousands upon thousands of subreddits, and some very, very popular ones that get thousands of submissions each day. It's entirely possible you could see it 10 times before I see it once. Complaining about reposts is like complaining about the rain, it does no good.

[–]mrbubbleh 1 point2 points ago

How do I parenting?

[–]dealaus 1 point2 points ago

this is why you use training wheels

[–]drawingdead0 1 point2 points ago

I always expect an explosion at the end.

[–]Ticodude 0 points1 point ago

If you watch the entire Big Train Sketch, I believe it ends with the kid bursting into flame

[–]vikesfanben28 0 points1 point ago

If you watch the video, there's fire.

[–]MrNyke95 1 point2 points ago

I upvoted this, but its a repost

[–]johncopter 0 points1 point ago

oh man

[–]kass2389 -1 points0 points ago

When I was little my dad was teaching me how to play baseball. He was pitching the ball to me for me to hit and "accidentally" pitched it to my face.

[–]TigerWylde -1 points0 points ago

well this gif is on its weekly rounds I see. See you again next week with the same title.

[–]lukamijuskovic 0 points1 point ago

Why does the guy look like Vladimir Putin hmmm thats something i would actually expect from him

[–]GPSMcAwesomeville 0 points1 point ago

I bought kid. It not work. So kid gone.

[–]shafafa 0 points1 point ago

Perfect.

[–]PepsiOnCoke 0 points1 point ago

You guys will probably enjoy /r/wheredidthesodago

[–]IrishBuckles -1 points0 points ago

REPOST!

[–]stateoftheonion 0 points1 point ago

new favorite GIf

[–]WrenRaven 0 points1 point ago

FLY MY SON! FLY!

[–]Hinode 0 points1 point ago

Hello everyone! This is pewdiepie and welcome to another episode of Happy Wheels.

[–]Wheniod 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]Julius_Marino 0 points1 point ago

This is obviously real, come on people!

[–]Mindproxy 0 points1 point ago

It brought tears to my eyes... from laughing so freaking hard!

[–]BrajMahal 0 points1 point ago

If you don't know big train you aren't a redditor.

[–]Ineedaboutreefiddy 0 points1 point ago

Anybody else think the back of this guys head looks like simon pegg?

[–]MasticateOrDie 0 points1 point ago

[–]redditmorethanyou 0 points1 point ago

Still my favorite gif!

[–]Stublore 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Titus :(.

[–]Mrtibbz 0 points1 point ago

This is about the third time I've seen this reposted.

[–]Yogis_ 0 points1 point ago

Post the same things over and over, nobody will notice

[–]mfcneri -1 points0 points ago

I noticed.

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[–]mkglass 7 points8 points ago

If you look really closely, you can see stupid people. Everywhere. Actually, you don't have to look that closely.

[–]deviantlnx -2 points-1 points ago

dad also likes to repost

[–]Venrexx 0 points1 point ago

Why the hell did I find this so funny?? lmao

[–]JCoxRocks -1 points0 points ago

You'd think it would be even funnier the 453,246,785,924,318th time posted but it's not.

[–]MisterJingle 0 points1 point ago

The kid kinda did ask for it.