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[–]pngn22 78 points79 points ago

I like how at the end the guy in the foreground is like "Ah, he's okay"

[–]BlackLabelSupreme 48 points49 points ago

Neither of them really reacts, except to look at each other and think "did that just happen?"

[–]Sariel007 17 points18 points ago

Don't worry, he does it all the time.

[–]MrGenitalface 3 points4 points ago

"Again... really? Fuck you horse"

[–]TheFluxIsThis 90 points91 points ago

Admit it. None of you were watching the correct horse for the entire first cycle of the gif.

[–]Vin_The_Rock_Diesel 9 points10 points ago

That's what made it so funny.

"I don't... Wait, that motherfucker is on the ceiling."

[–]Teekoo 11 points12 points ago

Exactly. It made it more hilarious though.

[–]Bigguy338 5 points6 points ago

I watched the white horse in the foreground like 4 times until I noticed.

[–]Quolli 0 points1 point ago

Right at the beginning that foreground horse has a very distinct bum crack

Obligatory "dat ass"

[–]hey_its_katie 5 points6 points ago

It's a marking, not a crack. It's called a dorsal stripe, it runs down their back. And actually the equivalent area of where that stripe runs would be right above the ass, more of the love handle area if anything. And now you know!

[–]Quolli 0 points1 point ago

I knew it wasn't an actual crack, but wow TIL.

[–]SinofOmission 3 points4 points ago

By the time I noticed the horse I thought it was doing a handstand.

[–]jbomb1080 100 points101 points ago

[–]darksideofthe_moo 33 points34 points ago

[–]Talbotus 4 points5 points ago

oh god that is hilarious.

[–]HellsGuardian 4 points5 points ago

alternate jk and hl, pressing the two keys simultaneously.

[–]ImaBlackBelt 4 points5 points ago

That shit didn't work at all.

[–]HellsGuardian 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry.

[–]billions_n_billions 4 points5 points ago

just spend far too long trying to perfect the canter.

[–]darksideofthe_moo 5 points6 points ago

IT'S SO HARD. try becoming a disabled horse, and just use the front legs

[–]purplegiraffes 0 points1 point ago

The front legs and one back leg is the best.

[–]wintercast 8 points9 points ago

this makes me sad, that looks like a broken hip or tail bone.

[–]Golden-Calf 2 points3 points ago

Broken withers (shoulder) are the most common injury from horses flipping themselves like that, and fortunately it's kind of the equivalent of a broken collarbone for humans. It just requires rest and it will heal on its own, unless there are complications.

edit- unless you were talking about the person, who I don't have any sympathy for because she wasn't wearing a helmet

[–]liferaft 7 points8 points ago

QWOP - Horse Edition.

[–]canseesea 12 points13 points ago

One might even call it...CLOP

[–]liferaft 3 points4 points ago

Well, now I wish iPhones would've had flash...

[–]canseesea 2 points3 points ago

Just get somebody to mock you while they ask you to perform an impossible task. If he's got a bad bowl cut and a burlap shirt, you've just emulated CLOP without needing Adobe's help.

[–]bernmtl 4 points5 points ago

look at the girl on the right, she's like "i wasn't there"

[–]Pseudophobic 0 points1 point ago

How did that guy's back not break?

[–]BitsAndBytes 4 points5 points ago

Was it trying to take off? I'm so confused as to what that horse was thinking.

[–]cartisdm -1 points0 points ago

I can't help but assume that's the guy's mustache on the ground at the end of the gif

[–]HelloYesThisIsHorse -1 points0 points ago

Oh look, someone recorded me and made it into a gif. That's cool, totally not embarrassing.

[–]axion87 52 points53 points ago

Cat version always gets a chuckle out of me.

[–]Roflkopt3r 7 points8 points ago

Did it land on its feet?

[–]Magnesus 8 points9 points ago

Of course. Unless it wasn't a cat. It might have been an impostor.

[–]Roflkopt3r 14 points15 points ago

Mini-horses in disguise are a real threat.

[–]HellsGuardian 8 points9 points ago

would you say it was duck-sized? If so, then the prophecy has come true and we must call upon those who answered correctly in their AMAs.

[–]K1NG5 0 points1 point ago

yes

[–]s0m3th1ngw1tty 2 points3 points ago

This one is really good too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0

[–]Kyle_Crafty 1 point2 points ago

Damnit this was even funnier given it's context

[–]Guboj 97 points98 points ago

Well, that title sure was misleading. I was expecting a slutty girl jumping from a balcony or something.

[–]BranchDavidian 5 points6 points ago

That was my first thought. He needs a dash after "ho" to indicate that the word is being cut short.

[–]b00ger 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking it would be a stripper pole accident.

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[–]jackie_treehorn 17 points18 points ago

his not alone what?

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[–]jackie_treehorn 10 points11 points ago

Your indicates possession. You're is informal for you are.

[–]ballsoup 9 points10 points ago

Once we get this down, we can move on to semicolons; I'm exited.

[–]ravenwing110 12 points13 points ago

And then spelling?

[–]cheeriebomb 2 points3 points ago

Nice try billy. Go back to your room and do your homework.

[–]UncleTedGenneric 534 points535 points ago

Sarah Jessica Parkour

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 141 points142 points ago

You just made the title for the next reposter.

[–]SomeFokkerTookMyName 20 points21 points ago

How do you know it's not him!?!

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 19 points20 points ago

The plot thickens!

[–]RustleJimmies 16 points17 points ago

So does your mother.

[–]Sleepy_One 8 points9 points ago

Your mother thickens? Huh?

Sounds like something I'd see on a freaky porn site.

[–]Captain_Kuhl 4 points5 points ago

The pudding thickens!

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 2 points3 points ago

Future karma conspiracy

[–]blooper2112 1 point2 points ago

Comment AND Link Karma. nice.

[–]Maeby78 5 points6 points ago

Then he can use this one for comment karma.

[–]Eist 1 point2 points ago

You mean this.

Also, this.

[–]Chester_frenchkiss 2 points3 points ago

No lie, I made the same joke two days ago when my friend's brother climbed a basketball hoop. Called him Tony Parkour.

[–]shampaw_fingerspouts 1 point2 points ago

This was on the imgur comments too. Was that you, or did you read it on there like I did?

[–]UncleTedGenneric 0 points1 point ago

My post was 9 hours ago. whimsicalwizard saw it here 4 hours ago and decided to post it there.

[–]shampaw_fingerspouts 0 points1 point ago

That guys a phony!!!

[–]iamzombus 33 points34 points ago

<Stuart>

Look what I can do!

</Stuart>

[–]Xervicx 4 points5 points ago

I miss that skit.... I'm sad now.

[–]Carter52 0 points1 point ago

that was my favourite skit show ever

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[–]millioncaribous 2 points3 points ago

wtf

[–]synicalx1 1 point2 points ago

Was that another butthole picture?

[–]OckhamsRaiser 56 points57 points ago

[–]SorrySeptember 19 points20 points ago

D:

[–]billtheangrybeaver 6 points7 points ago

I hope I go out with a bang like the horse.

[–]Tantivy_ 2 points3 points ago

:D:

[–]JBu92 5 points6 points ago

I came here with the intention of posting the horse hospital from Scrubs but I suppose this is slightly more amusing.

[–]Redcard911 14 points15 points ago

Clearly Skyrim horse physics are spreading to reality.

[–]Shnazzyone 6 points7 points ago

It's hilarious until you find out the horse had to be put down... Because it was rabid.

[–]Chickasaw87 8 points9 points ago

[–]superjosh92 8 points9 points ago

[–]CapnKronos 3 points4 points ago

The title turns this from funny to hilarious.

[–]Curlypeepes 4 points5 points ago

It's actually kind of sad. The horses look very scared of the guy in front and he seems to be holding something in his hand, possibly to hit them? I think the horse was so scared he tried to jump the fence to get away from him.

[–]maxfoley 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting a flying hooker, but this is good too.

[–]jakersbossman -1 points0 points ago

Dude watching is like "what the fuck, horse?"

[–]logen99999 -1 points0 points ago

haha. horses, nature's retards.

[–]Herpbees 5 points6 points ago

This is the one gif that makes me cry from laughing every time I watch it.

[–]Bubbaxx 2 points3 points ago

Just for the title alone LOL

[–]Rommel79 1 point2 points ago

I'm sitting at my desk laughing my ass off. Thank you for teh funnies.

[–]AnAlternativeName 1 point2 points ago

The landing was a 3.5, at best.

[–]ctk9 2 points3 points ago

[–]PNWSam 2 points3 points ago

That's not very good for the horse.

[–]robotsatemycat 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure why but the title has me busting a gut. Well done OP.

[–]spaceghost_one -1 points0 points ago

Happened to me the first time I tried a horse-wheelie too.

[–]BrosEquis -1 points0 points ago

That guy to the left's hand gestures sealed the deal.

[–]kacperp -1 points0 points ago

Why is this jpg? Magic?

[–]No_Stairway_Denied 1 point2 points ago

The title lead me to believe I was going to see a whore.

[–]mrmgl 0 points1 point ago

Go away horse, you're drunk.

[–]hefnetefne 1 point2 points ago

why are all these ancient gifs popping up on the front page today?

[–]Teekoo 1 point2 points ago

Is there a subreddit for animals doing stupid shit like this? This and the turtle gif just made me laugh like hell.

[–]willstone 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who searched for a gardening ho for like 10 minutes?

[–]dragonkight 1 point2 points ago

While I was watching it, I was thinking that the horse was going AWW HELL NO when he jumped.

[–]Enforcer84 -1 points0 points ago

giggle

[–]JTToadOfToadHall 0 points1 point ago

Randy Savage is a horse trainer in the afterlife?

[–]phreeowfrood 0 points1 point ago

"Animals being dicks" is the place to be

[–]Honey_Dog 1 point2 points ago

get da ambalamps

[–]NHHS4life 0 points1 point ago

The way the guy in the foreground just lifts his hands is great...

[–]drakefyre 1 point2 points ago

Both guys were pretty awesome. Background guy is like "Did you see that shit?" and the foreground guy is shrugging, "I have seen some shit son, and this isn't anything to worry about."

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

I had to watch this twice because I was looking at the wrong horse.

[–]wevcss 1 point2 points ago

This was a really bad title choice.

[–]nutsacajewea -1 points0 points ago

Relevant

[–]jbalkin 1 point2 points ago

stablehand reaction " well shit"

[–]apextek 1 point2 points ago

who else was looking for the Ho?

[–]Acquittal 1 point2 points ago

Haha, I lost it in class - this is fantastic

[–]92109 -1 points0 points ago

Wouldn't they just call a guy with a gun instead of an ambulance?

[–]Crossfox17 0 points1 point ago

Call the amberlamps.

[–]CertifiableNorris 0 points1 point ago

Reckon he wound up in horspital.

[–]diouso -1 points0 points ago

I laughed my ass off (figuratively) in front of my girlfriend, who loves horses. Fuck...

[–]norealpurposehere2 0 points1 point ago

I just don't know what went wrong!

[–]annaluu 0 points1 point ago

This is one of The most hilarious gift + title I've ever seen!

[–]macknows 0 points1 point ago

Misleading title

[–]Navycats 1 point2 points ago

This law doesn't apply to horses in Skyrim.

[–]SycSemperTyrannis08 0 points1 point ago

The horse must be going off Skyrim physics

[–]shadyoaks 0 points1 point ago

That horse totally flipped out.

[–]RSinema 1 point2 points ago

D:

[–]luckyduckypuddinpop -1 points0 points ago

This is my favorite .gif! Makes me laugh hysterically every time.

[–]thatsabighorse 0 points1 point ago

that's a big horse

[–]Shittingblocks 0 points1 point ago

Quit horsing around!

[–]prussell774 0 points1 point ago

Call da ambalamps!

[–]pointatob -1 points0 points ago

i laughed way too hard at this. title was perfect

[–]jonathanrdt -1 points0 points ago

Look at my horse...my horse is ama--no wait he's actually retarded.

[–]davidtexas 0 points1 point ago

I love how calm everyone is. Well fuck there goes that horse again

[–]shythecute1 0 points1 point ago

The title is dumb.

[–]Dangerously_Silent 0 points1 point ago

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[–]digbus -1 points0 points ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts.. Seriously this many upvotes for a daily reposted reposf..?

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

He's up!

[–]DiscoTwoDisco 1 point2 points ago

Hey Y'all, Watch This!

[–]stockholm__syndrome -1 points0 points ago

Came here expecting a prostitute. Was disappointed.

[–]mrpickles -2 points-1 points ago

Guy 1: Did you see that?!

Guy 2: Fucking horses.

[–]parker214 -1 points0 points ago

I've watched this over and over and still can't figure out how this happened.

[–]Rommel79 3 points4 points ago

It tried to jump a fence.

[–]MisterJingle -1 points0 points ago

Here, hold this hay. I'ma try somethin'

[–]TheShiniestHobo -1 points0 points ago

I like how the guy in the black coat throws his hand out like, WTF?

[–]zargnaft -2 points-1 points ago

I think the funniest part of this was the people's reactions afterwards.

[–]Lutrus -5 points-4 points ago

"Stand back guys, I got this!" jump, doh! You're face, goddammit!

[–]what_the_actual_luck -5 points-4 points ago

This .gif is older than the internet.

Even older than cameras, but makes me giggle ever tim

[–]MaybeNotaTurtle 0 points1 point ago

[–]johnsorci -5 points-4 points ago

They were selecting horses for the equestrian team. He just really wanted to get picked.