fuck you gravity i am a cat

cloacamassima · 2012-11-05T19:22:24+00:00

fuck you, cat, I'm a rabbit

GoGoGadgetReddit · 2012-11-05T18:20:41+00:00

Relevant

Dogget · 2012-11-05T16:08:02+00:00

Somewhere in the bushes the bird's friends are massively regretting that last dare.

david-me · 2012-11-05T17:03:26+00:00

http://gifs.gifbin.com/052012/1336405452_slomo_hanger_cat_jump.gif

whatwouldscoobydo · 2012-11-05T17:12:02+00:00

That's called a double-jump.

Darkman473 · 2012-11-05T16:55:28+00:00

At First I thought that bird was being an asshole to the cat, and the cat "taught the bird a lesson". Then it occurred to me the cat was probably going towards the bird's babies, so the bird tried to lure the cat away. Now I am sad.

edit:Yeah lets just assume all birds are assholes instead

Cow_says_moo · 2012-11-05T17:21:09+00:00

It's clearly using its tail as a propellor.

JamersonRosenburg · 2012-11-05T17:53:30+00:00

You can see the cat spinning its tail like a helicopter's propeller. Give evolution a few thousand years, and you'll see cats will the fully fledged ability to fly using their tails

dziban303 · 2012-11-05T17:29:40+00:00

This was made even funnier in the original video by the cameraman saying

"Whoa, he caught it, WOOOOOOOOW!"

Hillside_Strangler · 2012-11-05T17:56:26+00:00

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
When trolling goes wrong	17^coms	35^pts	1^hr	funny
Last Straw	6^coms	88^pts	2^mos	gifs
Bird mocks cat. Cat wins.	7^coms	25^pts	20^dys	funny
Wrong cat to pick a fight with	278^coms	1140^pts	4^mos	pics
Cats can fly, too	18^coms	358^pts	6^mos	funny
I think Reddit will like this one.	6^coms	15^pts	8^mos	gifs
Some matrix bullshit here...	14^coms	124^pts	8^mos	gifs
Fool me once, shame on you.	7^coms	16^pts	8^mos	funny
Fool me once...	282^coms	1222^pts	9^mos	funny
This is how my muta harass tends to end up	113^coms	539^pts	1^yr	starcraft
Bird mocks cat. Cat wins.	325^coms	476^pts	1^yr	funny
Cats don't give a shit about physics. [GIF]	33^coms	70^pts	1^yr	pics
Fucking bird...[GIF]	41^coms	28^pts	1^yr	funny
Now Fucker! How you like that shit?	35^coms	233^pts	1^yr	gifs
This is how natural selection works	30^coms	34^pts	1^yr	pics

krazypoloc · 2012-11-05T19:43:34+00:00

How much cats actually kill

janosaudron · 2012-11-05T18:40:33+00:00

Relevant It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Pt5PastLight · 2012-11-05T19:18:58+00:00

Tailicopter cat!

wesontap · 2012-11-05T17:50:09+00:00

It's copter cat. Look at his tail

Nikiniki · 2012-11-05T17:54:56+00:00

Im just watching this over and over again! Cats are amazing...

Diaper_cocktail · 2012-11-05T18:10:50+00:00

Suicide by cat.

bro_b1_kenobi · 2012-11-05T18:44:51+00:00

You come at da king, you bes' not miss.

smithoski · 2012-11-05T19:02:52+00:00

TIL a cats tail can be used as a propeller.

sobedog · 2012-11-05T19:03:05+00:00

The only reason why that bird was attacking the cat is because it's nest was in that tree and the cat smelled/listened to the chicks. Poor thing gave it's life to save its babies, which chances are later died of famine.

PixieBomb · 2012-11-05T19:27:05+00:00

Double-jump.

Teqnique_757 · 2012-11-05T19:39:08+00:00

The cat double jumped. I saw its.

somthingwicked · 2012-11-05T20:46:34+00:00

Whoa! It's like he's using his tail as a propeller! Reminds me of Miles "Tails" Prower from Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

Grabbioli · 2012-11-06T00:01:59+00:00

This post belongs in /r/gaming, as the cat clearly double jumped

Orionid · 2012-11-05T18:02:59+00:00

and yet the cat still came back down... I believe gravity said, "Fuck you cat, I am gravity."

anxiousalpaca · 2012-11-05T18:47:22+00:00

how often will this be posted this week?

jadeycakes · 2012-11-05T17:45:36+00:00

I once saw a friend's cat jump 6 feet straight in the air to catch a bat. She caught it and then trotted off for her snack. That cat made gravity her bitch.

Gizmocheeze · 2012-11-05T18:48:27+00:00

I'm betting that the bird wasn't trolling, but rather trying to defend its nest from a douche of a cat.

earlgrey20 · 2012-11-05T18:18:19+00:00

Mocking birds are assholes, Their nests are usually way up in the tree out of harms way but they keep dive bombing my cat who is just sitting there not giving a shit.

wiltedbouquet · 2012-11-05T18:36:00+00:00

now who's gonna raise those little baby birds :*(

SirFloIII · 2012-11-05T16:56:15+00:00

The sad thing is that the bird was probably protecting his nest and the hatchlings are going to starve to death.

DiscoPopStar · 2012-11-05T17:53:06+00:00

This is why, for me, cats are forever better than dogs (you, of course, may have a different (wrong) opinion). That cuddly purring ball of fur? One of nature's most effective killing machines. A pinnacle of evolution.

vargonian · 2012-11-05T18:34:33+00:00

It's funny because that mother bird died protecting her chicks.

...

sock_rapist · 2012-11-05T18:06:12+00:00

that's some fancy tailwork

CatAstrophy11 · 2012-11-05T18:07:38+00:00

Fuck you .gif I'm a .jpg!

lonesome_god · 2012-11-05T18:10:36+00:00

Clearly you can see the cat rotate its tail like a helicopter rotor to propel itself in the air. No magic here, just physics. Move along folks.

EpicLopez · 2012-11-05T18:16:34+00:00

Reminds me of the time I saw a stray cat running across the parking lot of my complex with a bird in its mouth.. Now I know how he got..

Joe3po · 2012-11-05T18:19:00+00:00

don't fuck with cats.

resting_parrot · 2012-11-05T18:23:59+00:00

And then the pidgin fraternity was forced to stop hazing the pledges.

skloie · 2012-11-05T18:24:00+00:00

go-go helicopter tail

rmgreddit · 2012-11-05T18:28:24+00:00

Double Jump, son. You just have to push spacebar twice

brohner · 2012-11-05T18:32:54+00:00

it's like he uses his tail to fly!

Zetavu · 2012-11-05T18:36:19+00:00

It's great to have a tail, I want one.

puro · 2012-11-05T18:36:38+00:00

It's like the cat has a tanooki mario suit... flapping his tail to get lift.

BlueMunky · 2012-11-05T18:37:18+00:00

How in the hell does the cat do that? He's not even in a crouched position. I really think the tail moved him through the air, that or the bird lifted the cat.

chodesniffer · 2012-11-05T18:46:52+00:00

Holly shit it's like he fucking double jumped.

UnisexSalmon · 2012-11-05T18:48:18+00:00

It looks like he trained at the Raccoon Mario School of Aeronautics.

Aranaukin · 2012-11-05T18:50:03+00:00

Damn, scout cat. RED or BLU? Haha

StAlfonzo · 2012-11-05T18:52:14+00:00

This cat is cute lets wrap him in towels, put him in a sink and take his picture...Hell we'll give the video 400+ up-votes...reddit is a sick place.

coondawg27 · 2012-11-05T18:52:16+00:00

its because of the helicopter tail

Giantfellow · 2012-11-05T18:54:30+00:00

That cat just double jumped

chefman777 · 2012-11-05T18:56:39+00:00

That's why you don't touch the butt

optionalregression · 2012-11-05T18:58:01+00:00

that bird was asking for it.

throweraccount · 2012-11-05T19:00:21+00:00

Oh a real life downvote! Karma in action.

touchmynipple123 · 2012-11-05T19:04:11+00:00

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101116222423/sonic/images/4/4f/Miles_%22Tails%22_Prower_%28Movie%29.jpg

hungoverlord · 2012-11-05T19:04:14+00:00

i'm really curious as to why the bird is pestering this cat, and whether or not the bird is capable of finding it "funny" on any level.

faithful_sta11ion · 2012-11-05T19:08:22+00:00

DID IT JUST DOUBLE-JUMPED?

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