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[–]dcthatch 9 points10 points ago

And so it begins

[–]SPL33NM3RCH4NT 2 points3 points ago

That was the first thing i thought of when i saw the original pic. reddit has ruined my perceptions

[–]chimerical26 2 points3 points ago

That's exactly how I picture you right now.

[–]Rasta_Man69 2 points3 points ago

Congratulations, you have made this post right under the OP of this picture. I just had the fucking opportunity to look at this picture twice in a row. THANKS

[–]Heisenberg_V 5 points6 points ago

Now Skeeter he ain't hurtin nobody.

[–]Gecko99 3 points4 points ago

What was happening originally in that photo? Obama stealing people's phones?

[–]A7X4REVer 1 point2 points ago

I believe everyone was all "OBAMAAAA!!! WE LOVE YOUUI!!!!" and he was jokingly mocking/joining their fun lol

[–]urzaz 2 points3 points ago

I can confirm this.

[–]jakemyers7 1 point2 points ago

chris rock looks awesome

[–]root88 1 point2 points ago

Been here awhile now. How exactly do you get karma on your cake day? Do people just upvote anything you post?

[–]EdJim 0 points1 point ago

Except for people who aren't complete morons.

[–]flaystus 1 point2 points ago

I remembered my cake day but couldn't think of a way to take advantage without feeling like a douche.

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 0 points1 point ago

If I could find a picture of a lonely looking kitten sitting in the dark in front of a computer screen with a look of restrained hope on it's face, I'd post that with the title "How I picture people on their cakeday [FIXED]".

[–]Pareeeee 1 point2 points ago

At one point or another, all black people will resemble Bill Cosby in some way.

[–]pleasetakeaseat 0 points1 point ago

My cake day was last week. I chose not to celebrate it because: 1.) My cats were not in the mood for cute pictures. 2.) I do not want to subject the reddit market to karma inflation.

[–]ZoMbiE37 1 point2 points ago

Pure Awesome, make me think of Golems voice for some reason when I first saw this.

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 0 points1 point ago

How I HOPE things go for Bronco Bama tomorrow!

[–]Cheezykins 0 points1 point ago

I forgot my 5th cake day 3 days ago. FML. :(

[–]yellowroze 1 point2 points ago

yeah wish i woulda gotten that many upvotes on my cakeday lol. no one seemed to like the pics of my kitty :(

[–]Cynikal818 0 points1 point ago

I got downvoted to hell on my cakeday :(

[–]chuckheap 0 points1 point ago

Just had my cakeday (saved up a picture of my cats and everything) ... 3 upvotes. Oh well.

[–]apennismightier 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap... repostarama...

[–]_venkman 0 points1 point ago

Signs you need more fresh air: -You use the word "cakeday". This applies even if you only use it on reddit. -You even remotely care about "karma".

[–]Philosoreptar[!] 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea what you're talking about...

[–]disk5464 0 points1 point ago

lololololololololol

[–]GinnyTomatos 0 points1 point ago

How does Reddit know it is your cakeday? Did I enter my birthday when I signed up? Do people just announce it is their "cakeday" in the hopes of getting more upvotes? I am very new here and somewhat slow...so please, please veterans of reddit, enlighten me!

[–]3ntidin3 0 points1 point ago

finally, a good one.

[–]fap_ -1 points0 points ago

ha! wow, that was even funnier than the last 12 reposts of this image!!

I have an idea... Have him grabbing little watermelons and pieces of fried chicken!!!

This meme must live forever and dominate the front page for at least the next month!!

[–]albatross49 0 points1 point ago

Why didn't you put this up on your cakeday?

[–]Zoso525 0 points1 point ago

Best one yet.

[–]Sutekhseth -1 points0 points ago

This is a horrifying picture of our Commander and Chief.

Seriously this will haunt my dreams.

Still voting for him though.

[–]guitar_g0d 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for not posting this on your cakeday.

[–]NightOwl58 1 point2 points ago

Must we ruin every good picture?

[–]imnotjoshpotter 0 points1 point ago

Do you really need to ask?

[–]ninfan200 1 point2 points ago

On my cake day post I only had 3 up votes

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble -1 points0 points ago

boo! here you go. <belated>

[–]honeydee[!] 0 points1 point ago

Ditto. -__-

[–]StephenBeard[!] 1 point2 points ago

Giz all the upvotes there please.

[–]underdabridge 0 points1 point ago

Fuck fucking cakedays.

[–]MrRampage11410 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for someone to use that picture.

[–]F5_supermonkey -2 points-1 points ago

i only upvoted you for obummer's mug to photoshop later.

[–]Guitarman9595 -2 points-1 points ago

As you can see here, Obama is taking all of the fortunate peoples upvotes so that he can give them to those not funny enough to earn their own.

[–]curagedacowrdlydog -1 points0 points ago

I missed my cake day :'(