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[–]perezidentt 226 points227 points ago

Looks like Sideshow Bob.

[–]intravenus_de_milo 14 points15 points ago

Sideshow Palm

[–]perezidentt 6 points7 points ago

Palmtree Bob

[–]z3r0gk 4 points5 points ago

Treebob Palm

[–]Random_Link_Roulette 9 points10 points ago

Actually I feel it looks more like this character from Fosters Home for Imaginary friends

COCO!

[–]Dseraphino 2 points3 points ago

Always saw Coco as a pokemon. Saying nothing but her name, yet always understood.

[–]walkinthecow 0 points1 point ago

Cheese!!!!

Louise!!!!!

I laughed and laughed.....

[–]madgreenb 0 points1 point ago

no, its one of popo's palm trees on the lookout.

[–]itsmoist[!] 32 points33 points ago

[–]republic_of_gary 43 points44 points ago

if usernames were permitted to be really long, i'd definitely suggest that you should create a novelty account called "provides_unneeded_context_to_top_comments"

[–]yourpalthomps 30 points31 points ago

[–]funfungiguy 4 points5 points ago

How?

[–]ShitsAndGigglesSake 4 points5 points ago

Firebug

[–]Catarrius 5 points6 points ago

Also chrome inspect element.

[–]TheSicks 3 points4 points ago

I know what it is, but I have no idea what I'm looking at.

[–]Pteraspidomorphi 5 points6 points ago

HTML

[–]walkinthecow 0 points1 point ago

Short and sweet.

[–]republic_of_gary 8 points9 points ago

what wizardry is this? it looks as though you've manipulated a photo somehow, but i can't be sure. i'm no expert.

[–]yesiamthankyou2 6 points7 points ago

You really have to get a close look at the pixels.

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[–]craniumonempty 3 points4 points ago

Wait, what?!? Not only can the internet lie to you, but you can lie with it... deep.

[–]ANAL_PLUNDERING 1 point2 points ago

Woosh

[–]tiwuno 2 points3 points ago

Chrome inspect element, most likely.

Edit: Like a-so.

[–]beastgamer9136 2 points3 points ago

Right click word > inspect element > change word(s) > screenshot :P

[–]Darkerson 0 points1 point ago

Are you a wizard ?

[–]razzopwnz 0 points1 point ago

he could have used a certain piece of javascript code that lets him edit text on a webpage.

[–]ramenoodles103 -4 points-3 points ago

Do you even lift bro?

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 10 points11 points ago

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt 0 points1 point ago

holy shit this is a whole 'nother level of cancer let me go find this post i just downvoted in the new queue hang on

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12odeo/anyone_see_the_resemblance/ look at this cancerous fuck can we have his account banned or something?

everybody go downvote this shit before it hits front page please it's got momentum.

thank you.

[–]rcrd 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the obvious comparison.

[–]WHOS_CUTTING_ONIONS -1 points0 points ago

fucking onions man,,, onions

[–]cypocryphy 0 points1 point ago

You mean Mel.

[–]sofer6 22 points23 points ago

This is obviously Palmface

[–]Kingpuff 35 points36 points ago

R/trees might have a new mascot

[–]subdep 4 points5 points ago

Needs a doobie hanging out of its mouth.

[–]burrito_brother 0 points1 point ago

Since there's a subreddit for everything, what's the one for actual trees?

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 2 points3 points ago

[–]KonigSteve 1 point2 points ago

[–]YourCommentInEbonic -2 points-1 points ago

"Dem smoka's got a new nigga lookin' out fo' em."

[–]DVDAmoog 14 points15 points ago

[–]zShwagg[S] 3 points4 points ago

Perfect

[–]evitagen-armak -3 points-2 points ago

[–]NoActualSuperPowers 3 points4 points ago

Operation Dwight Lightning.

[–]swrdswllngwhr 3 points4 points ago

Do palm trees even do the whole branches thing? I thought they were more like giant ferns.

[–]JohnathanDough 6 points7 points ago

No they don't. Those are the holes that come up when you cut a huge limb off a tree. I don't know what kind of strange disease this palm has. I've never seen a palm with holes like that, and I've seen a lot of palms. Especially the Canary Island date palm, pictured here. Shop?

[–]unclepunchy 7 points8 points ago

Palms do not branch. They are Monocots. only a few Moncots branch (Draceana, qnd some others) but only after flowering.

yes it is, a Phoenix species, most likely a Date Palm (Phoenix dactylifera) which the Canary Island Palm is one of.

2nd the 'shop job

[–]ErrorF002 1 point2 points ago

I thought palms were closer to grass than tress.

[–]Derpi5 -1 points0 points ago

this is not a palm. It is a cycad. they have branches

[–]zShwagg[S] 4 points5 points ago

It looks to me like a bunch of branches that are ferns put together

[–]swrdswllngwhr 2 points3 points ago

Trees are confusing, man.

[–]zShwagg[S] 5 points6 points ago

Very. I mean, they just sit there doing nothing but in reality they let us live. What if all the trees got together in a plot against humanity and stopped giving us oxygen? They are literally in control of our life.

[–]RiPotato 2 points3 points ago

Deep.

[–]funfungiguy 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't they themselves have to stop breathing before they could stop us from breathing? Thus, if I ever discovered that they were going to try to carry out such I a plan, I'd merely hold my breath and destroy them all with a preemptive strike using our mutual weaknesses as a weapon.

[–]TheSicks 1 point2 points ago

Breathe your carbon into a plankton tank and sink it to the bottom of the ocean. That will show those plants.

[–]funfungiguy 0 points1 point ago

Unless carbon is the secret Krabby Patty ingredient. Then imagine the havoc I'd have inadvertently caused. We just don't know enough to be doing things like that.

[–]shorty6049 1 point2 points ago

did you know that a banana tree is actually a grass rather than a tree?

[–]JaLhUp 4 points5 points ago

It looks like Chelsea and brazil defender David Luis

[–]imsoinspain 1 point2 points ago

Wait, that wasn't him?

[–]zen1mada 3 points4 points ago

May I direct you to /r/Pareidolia. Literally it means things that appear to have faces.

[–]Pteraspidomorphi 0 points1 point ago

Why is there such a big subreddit for that?

I propose rule 34b: There's a subreddit for it.

[–]demonofthefall 0 points1 point ago

Appear? This palm CLEARLY has a face

[–]Shoujo 2 points3 points ago

Looks like the Cheese String guy.

http://i.imgur.com/Y7siM.jpg

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 3 points4 points ago

I already contacted the mods. I don't appreciate people posting my portrait here.

[–]rainbowent 0 points1 point ago

[–]trask_ulgo 2 points3 points ago

I believe this is the heart tree of the godswood in Kingston, Jamaica.

[–]is_this_a_dog 7 points8 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
[FacePalm] 41coms 760pts 11mos funny
face_palm. 16coms 452pts 7mos AdviceAnimals

source: karmadecay

[–]TheRealMisterMan 6 points7 points ago

WELL IT'S NEW TO ME

[–]walkinthecow 2 points3 points ago

A repost is one thing, but stealing the title, which in this case, makes the whole post, is criminal.

[–]walkinthecow 0 points1 point ago

I knew there was no possible way that OP made up that pun...

[–]notoriousdkg 1 point2 points ago

And they all have the same top comment. Two of them have the same top two comments.

[–]junkeee999 -1 points0 points ago

And Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Seriously what service is being provided here?

[–]TheUltimatePoet 0 points1 point ago

The main ingredient of the Bounty candy bar are... MY BABIES?

[–]shikatron 1 point2 points ago

looks like Plank's (from edd, ed, eddy) father

[–]Obtruder 0 points1 point ago

lol sidwshow palm tree :)

[–]TurdFurgeson22 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he just saw some trees' coconuts

God, that was horrible... what am I doing with my life?

[–]Harutinator 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what his facebook looks like

[–]therealjoekony 0 points1 point ago

"You don' know da tings I seen, mon."

[–]Dijitol 1 point2 points ago

"holy shit mon"

[–]FacepalmForAll 0 points1 point ago

-Facepalm-

[–]JayWizzle1 0 points1 point ago

Puppeh wutre you doin Puppeh Stahp!!

[–]delaphin 0 points1 point ago

ALIENS

[–]eyfeldb 0 points1 point ago

This is photoChopped!!

[–]kdubz1122 0 points1 point ago

Well that sums it up.

[–]Sonick06 0 points1 point ago

How is this a face palm I don't...... Ohhhh I get it.

[–]CaptainTim 0 points1 point ago

See, I saw it as one of these guys.

[–]Dorkfish71 0 points1 point ago

HAH puns

[–]DevilsLittleChicken 0 points1 point ago

Heh. I was expecting more facebook trash. Or another false phone message. Not sure if me clicking the link says worse about me or the title. Probably me. Unexpected and I've not seen it before. Nice one.

[–]AnUnderwaterGuy 0 points1 point ago

I’M A’ FIRIN’ MAH LAZER!!

[–]TheGibbl3r 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Sideshow Bob.

[–]Not_Franco 0 points1 point ago

[–]Superhans18 0 points1 point ago

But why is it.....ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[–]onefourtwofour 0 points1 point ago

[–]thek2kid 0 points1 point ago

RHASTAFARIIIIIIII!

[–]mkhpsyco 0 points1 point ago

My thought process:

"Yeah, not really sure why they put facepalm. I mean all it is, is a face on a palm tr.... Oh, that's funny, I see what you did there."

[–]shnaynay90 0 points1 point ago

Checking in from Florida here and I can confirm that this is exactly what all Palm Trees look like.

[–]logancook44 0 points1 point ago

I was ready to downvote you solely based on your title, then I realized you were actually talking about a facepalm. Well done.

[–]authentic_trust_me 1 point2 points ago

Isn't this more of a palmface than a facepalm?

[–]fakened 0 points1 point ago

Oh. I get it now. Face. Palm. Very clever.

[–]DontRedditAtWork 0 points1 point ago

slowclap

[–]craniumonempty 1 point2 points ago

retarded-gonorrhea

[–]withholdthelaughing 0 points1 point ago

I just see a Gaping Asspalm. But maybe that's just a reflection of me...

[–]grindinghalt 0 points1 point ago

The weirwood trees of Dorne ?

[–]IrishAsskicker 0 points1 point ago

Oh no Mr. Bill!!

[–]KingKongPolo 0 points1 point ago

It's the apple jacks guy !

[–]Glaliz 0 points1 point ago

three invisible dicks

[–]Bo5LL 0 points1 point ago

"SURPRISE! Didn't see me there, huh?"

[–]thyrza 0 points1 point ago

It looks a bit like the tree in front of my house at Halloween except less paper mache-y and more photoshop-y.

[–]meatwad1987 0 points1 point ago

[–]toothpic_vic 1 point2 points ago

Sideshow Bob

[–]Sibling_soup 0 points1 point ago

Slow clap

[–]Frase 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Redfoo

[–]HollaWho 0 points1 point ago

Go home tree, you're high

[–]majoroutage 0 points1 point ago

Palmface*

[–]galewgleason 0 points1 point ago

[–]Kbman 0 points1 point ago

Sneaky sneaky...

[–]Argion21 0 points1 point ago

i needed way too long to get the pun. now i feel stupid.

[–]Needle_N_Thread 0 points1 point ago

I've waited entirely too long for this pic. Totally made my morning.

[–]cvirtuoso 0 points1 point ago

I blame the skinner.

[–]tehweave 0 points1 point ago

Nice.

[–]ASTROPOTATOE 0 points1 point ago

Bob marley reincarnated

[–]mrhong82 0 points1 point ago

Ned Stark's gods.

[–]Qozmo 0 points1 point ago

That's Freddy the Flute (HR Puff n Stuff), with hair - http://imgur.com/gASft

[–]John-Mc 0 points1 point ago

my day.

[–]TacoFloober 0 points1 point ago

photoshop a penis and it will become /r/WTF

[–]manuperc 0 points1 point ago

OOOFF! Faceplant.

[–]MrBojangles528 0 points1 point ago

"The Bart! The!"

[–]Ms_Facepalm 0 points1 point ago

Darling! I've been looking for you everywhere!

[–]tb94 0 points1 point ago

Well, I don't know what I expected...

[–]NervousSpoon 0 points1 point ago

Coco?!

[–]JustMy2Centences 0 points1 point ago

Dat hurricane.

[–]Triteleia 0 points1 point ago

Maybe I'm botany-OCD, but is any other person bothered by the fact that monocots can't develop knotholes like that?

[–]pilsung 0 points1 point ago

*So *Happily *Obviously *Perfect

[–]zsakuL 0 points1 point ago

Elegantly a description of both the subject and the anticipated reaction to the pun.

[–]TillShadeIsGone 0 points1 point ago

The new face of /r/trees.

[–]Derpi5 0 points1 point ago

This is not a palm. It's a cycad

[–]shteeeeeve 0 points1 point ago

Nice.

[–]Killax15 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there...

[–]acronkyoung 0 points1 point ago

I'm embarrassed by how long I sat looking for what was supposed to look like a hand against the face.

[–]hisgravenimage 0 points1 point ago

[–]Charizardian 0 points1 point ago

This is who he looks like to me.

[–]CmdrTroll 0 points1 point ago

Full-on title win. Well done, sir or ma'am.

[–]CanadaVsBears 0 points1 point ago

ello mon I am Cinni-mon...

[–]Dseraphino 0 points1 point ago

This.

[–]sleepfighter7 0 points1 point ago

One more dude he looks like

[–]WhoSaysRollicking 0 points1 point ago

You're doing it wrong.

[–]rbta 0 points1 point ago

The old gods [10]

[–]fieroturbo 0 points1 point ago

Well... this is certainly not what I was expecting.

[–]oopsijizzedalittle 0 points1 point ago

The beach dude's (off of Spongebob) laugh immediately came to mind when I saw this.

[–]ravelle 0 points1 point ago

A simple picture of a tree with a face gets you over 2000 karma? I should stop trying to post something interesting. Also that's a palmface, not a facepalm.

[–]kmfdm1 0 points1 point ago

Omg. Tingle Tangle Bob!

[–]_kill-fx_ 1 point2 points ago

[–]anclas 1 point2 points ago

Rejected Ent.

[–]distertastin[!] 1 point2 points ago

[–]Yocomedy12 0 points1 point ago

You should cross post this to /r/facepalm.

[–]nuggerjoe 1 point2 points ago

[–]Alteriorid 0 points1 point ago

Dem lips.

[–]JaLhUp 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he would block the ball better if it was

[–]phoenix25 0 points1 point ago

I can't be the only person who sees the deku mask from LoZ Majora's mask.

[–]TheMelroseDiner 1 point2 points ago

CINNA-MON FROM APPLEJACKS!!!

[–]simmonjam1 -1 points0 points ago

Racist tree.

[–]FaultyBasil 1 point2 points ago

Bob Treewilliger.

[–]smelly112 0 points1 point ago

Mon.

[–]LenniX 0 points1 point ago

I immediately thought of this.

[–]Darkerson 0 points1 point ago

Someone want to animate this with the "Im firing muh lazers!" meme? That would be great!

[–]awesomesause69 0 points1 point ago

10 tree

[–]mcnagnog 0 points1 point ago

palmface*

[–]Fastpac 0 points1 point ago

Is everyone not noticing the chicken with sunglasses on the top?

[–]crazydeadbread 0 points1 point ago

Your wordplay with the title was so witty, I ctrl+f'd your username and upvoted your 3 other comments in this thread. Cheers to you.

[–]wrecklessintent -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like he just finished... :O

[–]AustraliaTranslate -1 points0 points ago

Here is a version of this image translated into Australian: