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Apple in 10 years... (imgur.com)

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[–]TheOneShurpa 53 points54 points ago

You know its a repost when Steve Jobs is dead

[–]Lucky_Striker 9 points10 points ago

He's well on his way to becoming iFertilizer by now.

[–]In_a_stem_cell 1 point2 points ago

Bad taste? Well I would eat it.

[–]Intotheopen 22 points23 points ago

This was their April fools from one year.

[–]Sciencekitten 5 points6 points ago

so when is water 4th gen coming out i really need it to be updated

[–]ebbinflo -1 points0 points ago

Hehehe

[–]diggitydan 5 points6 points ago

their graphic design department wouldn't use that much type.

[–]CircuitSymphony 8 points9 points ago

$49 for AppleCare

*Does not cover water damage.

[–]Zegrod 4 points5 points ago

The "built in display" is used on a Swedish beer, actually. "When the moose is blue, the beer is cold!" is their slogan.

[–]Hallc 6 points7 points ago

Coors Light use the same system except they use Blue Mountains.

[–]Dstanding 0 points1 point ago

It must suck when the only thing you can advertise about your beers is that the can tells you when it's too cold to taste.

[–]akuta 0 points1 point ago

Cold beverages tend to numb the tongue, so the taste isn't much of an issue at that point. Hell, I'd rather drink Keystone Light than Coors Light, and that's not saying much.

[–]eric23432 1 point2 points ago

If I were not so lazy I would have [FIXED] this post so the apple ingestion device is not optional and uses a proprietary technology.

[–]Fraen 2 points3 points ago

HEHEHEHEH THIS IS STILL FUNNY RITE GUISE?

[–]aslatton 2 points3 points ago

Hey that looks delicious. I would buy it.

[–]Jeeeeooorrrnnn 4 points5 points ago

Please give credit to its original source:

http://scoopertino.com/apple-blasts-into-supermarkets-with-revolutionary-apple-water/

[–]yarli 1 point2 points ago

Yes. Also, Scoopertino is actually run by the Ken Segall who coined the word. I recently attended one of his talks and he is awesome.

[–]suggymoto 7 points8 points ago

This is almost 10 years old so pretty soon now.

[–]llama4ever 10 points11 points ago

Yes, because the iPad and iPhone both came out in 2002.

[–]suggymoto -3 points-2 points ago

iPod.

[–]OD_Emperor 1 point2 points ago

*iWater

[–]pfawell 2 points3 points ago

Will it be able to sync with other iCloud devices?

[–]bpi89 4 points5 points ago

It should sink just fine.

[–]gn0xious 2 points3 points ago

i would buy the shit out of this water

[–]Demonweed 2 points3 points ago

Steve Jobs would never approve of this anyway. Zero buttons is one button too few.

[–]_Discord_ 2 points3 points ago

Pure H2O is actually bad for people because it sucks out the minerals in your body.

[–]rspeed 0 points1 point ago

Because it lacks impurities, distilled (or any demineralized) water poses a significantly higher chance of causing water intoxication.

[–]Lefty07 2 points3 points ago

it's ribbed for your satisfaction l.

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

For as low as $1000 for a 5 inch.. sure it has the same specs as a $1 glass of water, but that glass of water doesnt have an Apple logo on it

[–]stormtroopin 0 points1 point ago

This sounds like something Veridian Dynamics would come up with.

[–]theothersteve7 1 point2 points ago

Was expecting a link to Oracle.

[–]SwimmerFan -1 points0 points ago

Optional ingestion vessel? for only 29.99?! NO FREAKING WAY.

[–]thepiguy17 1 point2 points ago

But does it have a pH of 7? If the pH isn't perfectly 7 i can't drink it.

[–]uepvup -1 points0 points ago

Can one quantify wet? Lawsuit! All other slip and slides copy it.

[–]Pykoh -1 points0 points ago

This is more watery than regular water.

[–]ScootPosts 1 point2 points ago

Why is water under the "iPhone" tab? o.O

[–]gamarad -1 points0 points ago

http://www.geekzenith.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/shut-up-and-take-my-money.jpeg

[–]gizz01 -1 points0 points ago

just like your mom AHURHURHURHUR

[–]sirunclecid 1 point2 points ago

Still says iPhone at the top :(

[–]aDumbGorilla[!] 0 points1 point ago

"Literally twice as many hydrogen atoms as there are oxygen atoms." False, hydrogen bonds form between water molecules throwing off the ratio.

[–]eldasto 0 points1 point ago

Wrong Tab

[–]lppenne -1 points0 points ago

I saw the cup and thought icup, then I read each letter out loud and realized that apple has a much more sinister plan.

[–]wotif 0 points1 point ago

From the Onion btw.

[–]BlueLand3r 0 points1 point ago

That does look like a refreshing bottle of water.

[–]thebiggiewall 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what the tech specs for that Water is.

[–]firefae_ignis 0 points1 point ago

In the iPhone section.

Hello? This is water. Wha- Shhhhhhh, water.

[–]MrTheJackThePerson 0 points1 point ago

"This amazing new product at only $30 per bottle!"

[–]djstangl 1 point2 points ago

I'm waiting for H 3 0

[–]Piss_Marks_MY_Spot 2 points3 points ago

H3O+ is actually a thing. The water you drink is mostly H2O, but also a small mix of OH- and H3O+ if I recall correctly.

[–]JontanD 1 point2 points ago

OH- and H+ ions.

[–]djstangl -4 points-3 points ago

I know I was just making a joke.

[–]pfawell 4 points5 points ago

No you shut up!

[–]bornagainredditor -3 points-2 points ago

Huh. this seems so, NOW.

[–]wtf_idontknow -1 points0 points ago

only 50 bucks a bottle

[–]Dorksome -2 points-1 points ago

They won't be introducing flavors until the 2nd gen lol

[–]Ikbentim 0 points1 point ago

Hurr durr apple bad hurr

[–]smilingonion -2 points-1 points ago

You forgot the special bottle cap that you need a proprietary instrument from Apple to open the bottle and it only costs a low low price of $30

On the plus side it does have the Apple logo on it so it must be worth it

[–]nolanator 0 points1 point ago

I heard Samsung already did this.

[–]TacoinaToaster -1 points0 points ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[–]Learned__Hand -1 points0 points ago

And frankly, its obviously fake, as it is missing a sticker to warn people that the water warranty is void if the water gets wet.

[–]Trimmel -2 points-1 points ago

"clean. simple. WET." They had me at "wet."

[–]Santa_Claauz -2 points-1 points ago

And then they sue everyone else.

[–]jomo666 -2 points-1 points ago

You forgot the $49.99 price tag.

[–]crogers2009 -2 points-1 points ago

Believe it or not, this product is only $1.50.

[–]AbsurdWebLingo -4 points-3 points ago

Apple just invented water!!!! OMG OMG OMG Have you guys had tried water? It's AMAZING!

[–]LuckyDuck77 -3 points-2 points ago

If you found it on the internet... it's already been on Reddit. If it's your material... it's still probably already been on Reddit. theunknown98... jump off a bridge

[–]notthatshort -5 points-4 points ago

I would wait in line for days for this water and act like I'm better than everyone.

[–]panders2reddit 2 points3 points ago

2001 called, they want their stereotype back.

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