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[–]songokuu28 609 points610 points ago

[–]unicorntitties246 20 points21 points ago

[–]cocobango 9 points10 points ago

my favorite so far! Great job!

[–]Joeguyxxx 8 points9 points ago

This is the picture I was looking for.

[–]RobbehKmetz 2 points3 points ago

But not the droids you were also looking for.

[–]Kyletheaboveaverage 2 points3 points ago

A true work of beauty.

[–]KevGatz 2 points3 points ago

Turn him into Stevie Wonder tickling the ivories!

[–]TwEE-N-Toast 315 points316 points ago

OH NO!?!? It looks like Obama has caught a horrible fever. :(

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 7 points8 points ago

I wish I could be that happy about anything.

[–]cbend3 2 points3 points ago

What about when you destroy an anus?

[–]CNDNFighter 2 points3 points ago

This needs an awful lot more upvoting.

[–]j0a3k 0 points1 point ago

I prescribe 100cc of cowbell, to be administered in an exploratory manner around the space. It's the only way.

[–]bryanplayspiano 502 points503 points ago

[–]david-me 182 points183 points ago

[–]Ross_is_Sauce 22 points23 points ago

Who knew having one tiny hand could be so funny?

[–]Jbergur 8 points9 points ago

I had to quit scrolling before I erupted into full bodied laughter in the middle of a packed classroom.

[–]CashMoneyChina 13 points14 points ago

and fuck it, one for you too.

[–]mgawheat 0 points1 point ago

Where are the Napoleon posts?

[–]opieroberts 4 points5 points ago

Well that's a big statement.

[–]rp20 0 points1 point ago

Two tiny hands = trex so one tiny hand =?

[–]DjMesiah 2 points3 points ago

lobster

[–]HAND92 1 point2 points ago

Titties!!!! That's what I see him saying and going for. Lets make this happen.

[–]penguinmaster825 18 points19 points ago

Not sure if pushing, or saving

[–]tikosan 18 points19 points ago

Oh shit. context

[–]Uncleleech 4 points5 points ago

I couldn't make it past image 11

[–]Dabuscus214 9 points10 points ago

There's no splatter, it's fine

[–]victavicta 3 points4 points ago

I wasn't sure if i should give you the upvote, but the only reason I didn't look right away at the picture yesterday is because I wasn't sure if there would be splatter.

[–]fuckmywholelife 0 points1 point ago

Yeah nothing like In Bruges lol

[–]Uncleleech 2 points3 points ago

Still that's pretty disturbing.

[–]Nebulaoblivion 0 points1 point ago

I like how it looks better when you go through the pictures backwards, a guy is laying on the ground napping, then he goes on a trampoline and takes a super jump onto a building, then he's like, "sup babe, wanna bounce?"

[–]yudansha14 53 points54 points ago

That was wrong.

[–]stolarz88 68 points69 points ago

Great now Fox News is going to use this as their headline today.

[–]tonterias 30 points31 points ago

That was Wong??

[–]breathe_happy 3 points4 points ago

Classic Wong.

[–]Ragnazak 6 points7 points ago

That is the worst I've ever felt while actually laughing at something.

[–]Wootman42 2 points3 points ago

I've now tagged you as "brave AND clever"

[–]jyz002 2 points3 points ago

So much excitement

[–]dylanroo 1 point2 points ago

Ow god, sad sad story

[–]Pitty_fap 2 points3 points ago

Yes. I am now happier because of this. Thank you

EDIT: Just realized the context of this picture I'd been avoiding the original post. Happiness gone

[–]what_u_want_2_hear 2 points3 points ago

Why is the economy wearing a white t-shirt?

[–]Dr_Zeuss 4 points5 points ago

too soon

[–]jalisama 1 point2 points ago

Definitely the best.

[–]EvilGrimace 0 points1 point ago

Well, he lost my vote

[–]PortaParty 1 point2 points ago

you win

[–]creach66 0 points1 point ago

omg this is the greatest thing ive seen in a while

[–]Havokk 0 points1 point ago

WIN

[–]SuperHorribleGaming -2 points-1 points ago

Seems someone was browsing /r/WTF yesterday and saw the post about the asian man commiting suicide as his girlfriend watched in horror

[–]zookx2 56 points57 points ago

/r/photoshopbattles Try there. Won't disappoint :)

[–]philius_fog 5 points6 points ago

New favourite subreddit.

[–]WhyHellYeah 0 points1 point ago

Subscribed

[–]HBennoJ 35 points36 points ago

Haven't played around with photoshop for a long time. But this was done super fast and is quite bad! But here is Obama Scissorhands

[–]roparksie 113 points114 points ago

There's only one thing that could make the Pres that excited

[–]jesuswithoutabeard 51 points52 points ago

Holy crap, did you retouch the photo with a potato?!

[–]roparksie 14 points15 points ago

A potato probably would have been more effective. It's the idea that counts, feel free to do a better job, I just thought the concept was funny.

[–]facepalminghomer 5 points6 points ago

Seamless.

[–]Eyphix 175 points176 points ago

[–]JontanD 24 points25 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]ODzyns 40 points41 points ago

[–]cthulusaurus 2 points3 points ago

I like this one much better

[–]ProNar 94 points95 points ago

[–]what_u_want_2_hear 7 points8 points ago

Who doesn't like a bucket of fried chicken?!

[–]namith 2 points3 points ago

A floating bucket of fried chicken.

[–]junkmanuk 7 points8 points ago

Well that was inevitable...

[–]IIdsandsII 2 points3 points ago

That's racist, dawg

[–]jakman912 -1 points0 points ago

FUCKING AWESOME!

[–]ImprovizedPhilosophy -1 points0 points ago

Okay, you win.

[–]SalParadise -1 points0 points ago

Drudge thanks you for his Wednesday morning header.

[–]Havokk -3 points-2 points ago

lol it had to be done

[–]what_u_want_2_hear -2 points-1 points ago

You win. Drop the mic and leave the stage.

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[–]Keadant 19 points20 points ago

It was seriously 5 posts down when I saw it..

[–]0rionPax[S] 7 points8 points ago

I honestly didn't even check the boards before posting it. I came across the photo on Yahoo while checking my e-mail and just immediately submitted it with my initial thought. I'll delete, but I'm taking my presidential chicken photo with me.

[–]Dabuscus214 2 points3 points ago

Please keep this here, this thread is awesome

[–]Keadant 2 points3 points ago

Haha no need to delete it mate. If you do, then maybe post the chicken photo instead? Just a though. So it's about halfway OC.

[–]boredandworking 1 point2 points ago

for me there is one post between them...

[–]Keadant 0 points1 point ago

Damn

[–]MySuperLove 16 points17 points ago

Someone photoshop him to look like a zombie, please!

[–]0rionPax[S] 88 points89 points ago

It's a start.

[–]BrinaBri 11 points12 points ago

Zombama?

[–]BlueInGreen 6 points7 points ago

Ozomba.

[–]Chiding_Loki 6 points7 points ago

[–]MadHatter69 0 points1 point ago

Osama has returned from his watery grave and is making an army of zombie terrorists

That escalated relatively quickly.

[–]emelecfan2048 1 point2 points ago

[–]skyspydude1 2 points3 points ago

Now we just need hundreds swarming in a hoard of undead presidents

[–]jalisama 2 points3 points ago

"Undead Presidents" sounds like an awesome gang name or deathmetal band.

[–]PaperbackBuddha 1 point2 points ago

That's a little more ashy + cataracts than zombie, but it works in a roundabout way.

[–]stargazingpirate 1 point2 points ago

well now he almost looks like a Weeping Angel

[–]TheUltimatePoet 4 points5 points ago

Someone needs to make him shoot Force lightning out of his hands, like Emperor Palpatine.

[–]Sazaranthran 14 points15 points ago

Because you posted it on r/pics, not /r/photoshopbattles

[–]EddieG17 19 points20 points ago

actually he posted to /r/funny ... ಠ_ಠ

[–]SystemOutPrintln 13 points14 points ago

/r/funny /r/pics /r/wtf might as well merge them into /r/reddit.com because that's what they've become.

[–]what_u_want_2_hear 3 points4 points ago

r/pics might as well merge with r/politics (which merged with r/goddamnobamagivesmearagingboner).

[–]Sazaranthran 0 points1 point ago

This is what happens when I don't check everything properly. >_<

[–]xXShovelHeadXx 3 points4 points ago

No Photoshop necessary

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[–]Shitforballs 3 points4 points ago

Look what i found on reddit I should post this on reddit I know they will like it! -OP

[–]mobyhead1 7 points8 points ago

Because reddit doesn't consider him the "bad guy" in this election.

[–]Captunfortunate 5 points6 points ago

Why haven't we been to the moon again?

Why am I awake at 3:43 in the morning?

Why haven't I studied for my astronomy exam yet?

Why don't chicks dig my fiendishly good looks?

We can ask all kinds of questions, 0rionPax.. Oh well, nice pic, man.

[–]B0Boman 4 points5 points ago

The answer to number 6 is "supernova"

[–]Digipete 2 points3 points ago

And 8a is "Betty White"

[–]TTTaToo 0 points1 point ago

I thought 6 was Betty White and 8a was Supernova. Bugger.

[–]Captunfortunate 0 points1 point ago

We are actually learning about those so....

[–]Patitas 0 points1 point ago

Candy? Yes, yes please! I'll take it!

[–]MyNameIsMudkip 0 points1 point ago

I wanna see him as a wizard. Please. :]

[–]Jdf121 0 points1 point ago

Now it has

[–]Arcires 0 points1 point ago

Came to check for people's attempts at photoshopping; Was not disappointed

[–]lrdwnstnrk 1 point2 points ago

This exact same pic is 2 posts above you on the front page. Its was also uploaded 4 hours before this one.

[–]Komplete_Bullshit -1 points0 points ago

Need him and the fat blonde girl running. Unfortunately my photoshop skills do not exist

[–]spencer_duley -2 points-1 points ago

Probably because its a repost. I agree that everyone should photoshop the fuck out of it.

[–]josephanthony 0 points1 point ago

And now young Jedi....you will die!

[–]Thesherbertman 0 points1 point ago

Because you didn't submit it to /r/photoshopbattles

[–]cale69er 0 points1 point ago

This and the above post are the same pic

[–]s3kshun61 0 points1 point ago

Comment to me what you want me to make. Ill try and deliver

[–]MongoBeef 2 points3 points ago

Taking candy from a baby.

[–]s3kshun61 12 points13 points ago

So here is what I got, only had photoshop for a day but its getting there! Obama stealing candy from a baby --

http://i.imgur.com/e8nAD.jpg

[–]unhappymagicplayer 1 point2 points ago

A wizard.

[–]s3kshun61 0 points1 point ago

I'll start work on that tonight. Any specific type/game?

[–]unhappymagicplayer 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps the traditional blue pointy hat or maybe a Gandalf style.

[–]s3kshun61 0 points1 point ago

As asked - Not sure if this is exactly what you wanted but here is Obama, The Whitish Wizard

http://i.imgur.com/lp4rH.jpg

[–]unhappymagicplayer 1 point2 points ago

I dig it bro!

[–]Zaelar 0 points1 point ago

[–]zimbabwe7878 1 point2 points ago

Well it has already been reposted now. 4 hours..

[–]ItscalledCannabis 1 point2 points ago

because there isn't some dude on /r/politics looking around for funny looking obama pictures...

[–]Aenemius 0 points1 point ago

Give it time, OP. Give it time.

[–]jt2747 -1 points0 points ago

This really belongs in r/Photoshopbattles then

[–]Buhnanah -1 points0 points ago

Someone should shop people giving Obama upvotes

[–]ThHeretic 0 points1 point ago

If anyone reads this that is a photoshop genius PLEASE have my main Barrack going after the Gummy Venus from the Simpsons. Please and thank you.

[–]maneatinghuman 0 points1 point ago

Cause it doesn't have to be, It is amazing in its own.

[–]grinuthi 0 points1 point ago

It has.

[–]keith_weaver -2 points-1 points ago

/r/ImGoingToHellForThis should have what you're looking for.

[–]Littleonedorkness 0 points1 point ago

I would like to request one of him tickling someone

[–]wheatfields 0 points1 point ago

Because its already reached the zenith.

[–]SteelerzGo_at_work 1 point2 points ago

Is no one going to have him reaching across the counter for a bucket of KFC?

[–]QWOPtain 1 point2 points ago

That's what I'm desperately waiting for.

[–]SteelerzGo_at_work 1 point2 points ago

My friend

[–]Probodobodyne 0 points1 point ago

What do you think /b/ was up to all night?

[–]musicman1188 0 points1 point ago

Reposting this in less thatn 4 hours from the original? Ballsy. I don't know who I'm more disappointed in, you or the people who upvoted and put it just under the original post of the same picture on the front page.

[–]what_u_want_2_hear 1 point2 points ago

Relax, Francis. All of reddit is a repost. That's what the whole site is about: reposting the internet.

[–]musicman1188 0 points1 point ago

I apologize, I thought that was what 9GAG was for, not reddit.

[–]tonysolano11 1 point2 points ago

The Obama campaign keeps deleting them, that's why

[–]gigashadowwolf 0 points1 point ago

It has, I was on /new last night and it was flooded with them.

[–]cboogie 0 points1 point ago

Because we are all sick of looking at Obama and Romney.

[–]BLS1abyss 1 point2 points ago

This shit is why I'm voting for Obama. :)

[–]Grnslv 1 point2 points ago

[–]musicalmaniac 0 points1 point ago

Because Obama.

[–]1leggeddog 0 points1 point ago

This is Reddit.

This will be photoshopped into the ground in like 2 days.

[–]pooinmyass 0 points1 point ago

I want to see him grabbing boobies....

[–]LynxHope 0 points1 point ago

Because they'll track me down, extradite me to the US and put me in court...

[–]irishlovekitty 0 points1 point ago

Has been already now.

[–]RobbehKmetz 0 points1 point ago

Heres my first one, I'm gunna have a feild day with this one http://i.imgur.com/Ju3k0.jpg

[–]Benezio98 0 points1 point ago

How about shopping Obama grabbing boobs?

[–]You_Heard_It_Before 1 point2 points ago

I smell KFC coming!

[–]workaccountrofl 1 point2 points ago

Because we're on reddit, where people would rather lick his butthole than make fun.

[–]iwasazombie 1 point2 points ago

Because according to Reddit's views on politics, it would be blasphemous.

[–]RichterNYR35 0 points1 point ago

Because everyone on this site is too busy sucking his dick.

[–]monroseph 1 point2 points ago

Sorry I'm late. Had to travel from the FIFTH WORLD.

[–]pandez -2 points-1 points ago

[–]mrthree 1 point2 points ago

$50 for a keg, that's some shit beer my friend.

[–]pandez 0 points1 point ago

i've never bought a keg - but i suppose it probably would cost closer to a couple hundred wouldn't it?

[–]mrthree 0 points1 point ago

$100 dollar deposit for the keg and tap, about 65-70 for PBR.

[–]armchairneonslim -1 points0 points ago

Hands? I fucking love hands!!!

[–]pyjamasbox -2 points-1 points ago

Oh my lawd the potential is immense!

[–]sn5484 -2 points-1 points ago

How about around Romney's neck?

[–]david-me -1 points0 points ago

"Gimme your baby!"

[–]Viridz 0 points1 point ago

He's totally using force lightning right now. Please, photoshop meisters, give him a sweet-ass robe and hood and some lightning to come out of those fingers.

[–]Jamurazi -1 points0 points ago

Head over there for more or less the same stuff.

[–]stussy-one -2 points-1 points ago

Because people (like you) submit it to r/funny rather than /r/photoshopbattles

[–]blackguyatkeyboard -3 points-2 points ago

Just give it some time.

When it does show up... just go to /r/photoshopbattles

[–]joseph_paul 0 points1 point ago

Because republicans can't work the photoshop real good like

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

shop him grabbin someones boobs. please and thank you

[–]bitchskank2012 -2 points-1 points ago

Because who gives a fuck.

[–]bluedistraction 0 points1 point ago

This needs to be worked into the photoshopping.