Porn logic

Pattang · 2012-11-05T11:05:02+00:00

"You lemon stealing whore" bang bang bang

ironmanuprising · 2012-11-05T14:57:01+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/vaHsY.jpg

http://i.qkme.me/3rn8cr.jpg

jesp3r · 2012-11-05T15:14:51+00:00

Related album
edit: courtesy of /b/ of course

JunkieCulture · 2012-11-05T08:41:31+00:00

Wait, you mean that's not how real life goes for other people?

I've been fucking up big time...

InquisitiveSpine · 2012-11-05T08:54:38+00:00

I ordered a BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA... THIS ONE IS CHEESE!!!

agentqaz · 2012-11-05T13:13:41+00:00

In the first one I thought they were puting a new battery in the car or something.

WallysWellies · 2012-11-05T14:27:37+00:00

Doesn't matter; had sex

sjsp215 · 2012-11-05T15:01:57+00:00

this would explain why boys get jealous easily

MarioBGE · 2012-11-05T14:19:51+00:00

Doesn't the original have one more panel?

RoadToSerfdom · 2012-11-05T16:00:40+00:00

Except the girl in the cartoon is smiling. Bitches in porn rarely smile while getting nailed.

fakERussian · 2012-11-05T14:10:20+00:00

This is why I've stopped fapping.

pacoliketaco · 2012-11-05T14:32:51+00:00

Isn't this just a grayscaled Cyanide & Happiness?

markusbolarkus · 2012-11-05T15:18:53+00:00

*male fantasy logic

jguacmann1 · 2012-11-05T15:36:02+00:00

Plothole: The jar remains unopened.

IncredibleFalk1 · 2012-11-05T13:56:34+00:00

I noticed that in the second set of comics on the first panel, the girl doesn't have an arm, but in the second panel, she does.

djdimensions · 2012-11-05T14:56:29+00:00

Hi, I'm here to fix the cable.

Boris2k · 2012-11-05T15:23:41+00:00

To be fair....

My logic ain't far off...

MattyMac27 · 2012-11-05T15:34:11+00:00

At first, I thought that line in the first box was a comma, so I read her voice like William Shatner.

I'm slow sometimes.

captaincannibal · 2012-11-05T15:37:20+00:00

This is a repost with no credit to the original author and IIRC there were more panels in the original as well.

DerEnder · 2012-11-05T15:58:00+00:00

The best plot?

... is no plot at all.

horseshorseshorsesho · 2012-11-05T16:03:49+00:00

This doesn't happen every time I ask for help. Shit.

HJD1104 · 2012-11-05T16:04:45+00:00

That jar is still unopened :/

ElyseOreo · 2012-11-05T16:07:42+00:00

No one actually smiles in porn.

fateswarm · 2012-11-05T16:15:12+00:00

That's actually how it works. But you have to be really in love, too young and slightly stupid. It's fun, for a while, then it fucks up.

mingeyspaff · 2012-11-05T16:25:13+00:00

That was truly hilarious, and I definitely haven't seen it before

UpsetLobster · 2012-11-05T16:27:47+00:00

A good fuck does not solves problems, but it helps put everything in perspective so that your problems don't appear too important anymore.

stephenbobsaget · 2012-11-05T16:30:19+00:00

she lost her arm in the third frame.

Oneforyou · 2012-11-05T16:31:52+00:00

At least they both look real happy in the 2d picture lol

tylerhuse109 · 2012-11-05T16:32:39+00:00

all THE time

ExtraterrestrialDuck · 2012-11-05T16:45:48+00:00

I just keep re-reading them as: "My car, broke down!" and "I can't, open that jar"

goddamn.

DeadKnight150 · 2012-11-05T17:03:27+00:00

AND THEN YOU CAUGHT BY SEX APPOCALYPSE!!!

Zantar · 2012-11-05T17:06:07+00:00

Yes, it teaches us to forgo our earthly possessions and worries in order to seek happiness.

hedeman · 2012-11-05T17:12:21+00:00

x > 8=== 0

Melipie11 · 2012-11-05T17:24:57+00:00

This is just a copy of the original by Cyanide and Happiness >:P

Cpov1 · 2012-11-05T17:25:58+00:00

the porn world has a lot of broken stuff :/

watsmyusername · 2012-11-05T17:35:36+00:00

Male Logic

redux_512 · 2012-11-05T17:36:52+00:00

if only

ZioTron · 2012-11-05T17:39:36+00:00

quite an unassailable logic we have here...

RzK · 2012-11-05T17:46:56+00:00

"Doctor I have these warts on my vagina"

"Here... let me check that out for ya"

Bow chika wow wowwwww

brewerybabe · 2012-11-05T17:48:01+00:00

This should be real-life logic. If all problems could be solved with sex, the world would be such a better place.

fantastic_apathy · 2012-11-05T17:54:45+00:00

Who is the author/where did this come from? Want to see more of their work

triforce721 · 2012-11-05T18:27:41+00:00

"Stop...stop...what are you doing?"

Three seconds later

"Mmmmm okay, just a little bit"

Three seconds later

"Oh yah, yah, yahhhhhhhhh, fuck me, yahhhhhhhhhhh"

fitzpasd · 2012-11-05T18:31:13+00:00

Silly porn logic......she clearly should have said "I can't open this jar"

that_guy906 · 2012-11-05T18:44:52+00:00

The One Where Joey And Chandler Get Free Porn (start at 3:41): http://youtu.be/L8y_XELbssc

Jaboobly · 2012-11-05T19:08:51+00:00

You mean this doesn't happen to everybody?... Huh...

Cyrino420 · 2012-11-05T19:46:55+00:00

Just like Chris Rock's standup...every time a man helps you he is really asking "want some dick?"

ahone · 2012-11-05T19:59:44+00:00

Shouldn't there be another pair of panels for plumbing? As in "I'm here to lay some pipe."

rntr200 · 2012-11-05T20:09:03+00:00

If only it was true.

alphabetpal · 2012-11-05T20:10:28+00:00

And that's the way it would be, if women didn't insist on being so damned difficult.

musicismusical · 2012-11-05T20:19:06+00:00

First thing that actually made me laugh out loud on the front page today

Emmanuell89 · 2012-11-05T21:59:06+00:00

best logic ever

horroricane · 2012-11-05T22:04:59+00:00

penis logic*

coolboyman8 · 2012-11-06T03:33:04+00:00

I can assure you, this is accurate

ReyTheRed · 2012-11-06T04:19:47+00:00

To be fair, I can't think of many situations that would not immediately lead to fucking if I had my way.

VenomXtC · 2012-11-06T05:38:48+00:00

it's hard to notice but that car's hood is ajar http://www.badum-tish.com/

So many jokes crammed into one comment ;)

onestoplol · 2012-11-05T15:03:24+00:00

lol I just had this discussion with my girlfriend

gorampardos · 2012-11-05T15:43:23+00:00

This is how every guy feels his ex gf fixes all her problems now. This is especially true for my ex. THAT TRAMP.

IAmPhilipFry · 2012-11-05T15:30:21+00:00

Risky click of the day

jacktheripper678 · 2012-11-05T15:32:46+00:00

My ex-wife's logic.

LittleBigKid2000 · 2012-11-05T15:40:34+00:00

Boy,

That escalated quickly.

Irrelephantgun · 2012-11-05T15:11:58+00:00

My relationship with my wife was like that till we had a baby...don't have babies if you want a good sex life.

Fuffernuse123 · 2012-11-05T19:32:33+00:00

REPOST ASSHOLE!!!!!

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