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[–]LibraryDrone 862 points863 points ago

How fast were you driving?

[–]snakeseare 231 points232 points ago

Had this question on a physics exam: driver pleaded not guilty to running a red light because the blue shift made it look green to him. How fast was he driving?

[–]papercowmoo 76 points77 points ago

well what's the answer?

[–]Tabdelineated 155 points156 points ago

0.262c (78543km/s) according to wolframa alpha

[–]whoosy 70 points71 points ago

Wolfram Alpha holds the answer to all of life's questions.

[–]SchruteBuck 53 points54 points ago

[–]Temporarily__Alone 16 points17 points ago

42

Damn... I knew it!

[–]Szalkow 6 points7 points ago

How many liters of whiskey would it take to power Ireland for a year? (Answer: seventy billion)

[–]bad_ass_motherfucker 11 points12 points ago

Huh, what do you know, you can also plug in the color red and green instead of wavelengths... 0.22c

[–]shillbert 4 points5 points ago

Those are some really crappy green and red. More like teal and orange.

[–]iammolotov 2 points3 points ago

Agreed. In fact, they look exactly like orange and teal.

[–]shillbert 4 points5 points ago

In fact, it doesn't actually recognize the colours at all. Those are just the defaults it uses. Observe, blue to violet.

[–]iammolotov 1 point2 points ago

Everything I know is a lie.

[–]alphazero924 0 points1 point ago

That would explain why "source" was green and teal in the previous examples instead of red and orange like would be expected.

[–]KameraadLenin 0 points1 point ago

wolfram alpha is amazing

[–]JohnoTheFoolish 9 points10 points ago

520nm is green. It would actually be closer to 0.4c

[–]kunoburesu 14 points15 points ago

He was answering the physics question asked above about a red light looking green. However, this was interesting to know too, relating to OP's post.

[–]fpeltvlfxjwkqrjt 0 points1 point ago

bookmark: sort out the book mark!

[–]Akaforty 0 points1 point ago

That's one hell of a photo stabillizer.

[–]nbrennan 234 points235 points ago

It's relative.

[–]asshatnowhere 8 points9 points ago

we have a winner

[–]Okamifujutsu 23 points24 points ago

I saw this on ask science a while back, I believe is was something like 0.38 C.

[–]Neamow 20 points21 points ago

I want that car.

[–]Okamifujutsu 16 points17 points ago

You could drive that car from New York to London in 0.05 seconds.

[–]BrowsOfSteel 65 points66 points ago

False. There is no road connecting New York and London.

[–]Dreissig 13 points14 points ago

Perhaps he'd driven fast enough to drive above the water?

[–]naxon 25 points26 points ago

International waters, can't get pulled over for being so bad ass.

[–]capt_badass 24 points25 points ago

I can confirm this.

[–]rusemean 3 points4 points ago

Ignoring lift and surface tension of the water and everything, wouldn't the force of gravity only pull the car down a mere 4 or 5 metres in such a short duration?

[–]InertiaCreeping 8 points9 points ago

Ignoring the curvature of the Earth, considering gravity is 9.8m/s2, and the car only travels for 0.05 seconds, by the time the car reached London it would have dropped ~49cm

Then again I am a Geography major, what the fuck do I know haha

[–]kqr 1 point2 points ago

Yes, 0.38c is well above the escape velocity on earth, which means you'd head out quite a ways into space before falling back down. Even if that wasn't the case, and we assume that earth is flat, I think 0.38c is fast enough for any car to start aquaplaning.

[–]atl2rva 8 points9 points ago

Where were going, we don't need roads...

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[–]XenuLordOfTeegeeack 5 points6 points ago

At .3c I doubt you would sink. You would most likely catch quite a bit of air, just some good ol boys never meaning no harm (but detonating the atmosphere) yeehaw!

[–]Heisenberg_V 1 point2 points ago

We can build one. We have the technology.

[–]wizpig64 6 points7 points ago

the man was red-green color blind

[–]ArbitraryIndigo[!] 1 point2 points ago

I swear, we really need to add distinguishing red from green to the vision test when you renew your license.

[–]QuicklyMade 68 points69 points ago

Bravo.

[–]crunchyvowels 5 points6 points ago

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Thread complete. Moving on...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

More importantly, what's the shutter speed on that camera?!

[–]Racketmachine 1 point2 points ago

Who knows, but he has one hell of a camera.

[–]omg_cornfields -1 points0 points ago

I was looking for this joke.

...and you didn't disappoint. Kudos

[–]XbanditX 88 points89 points ago

woah. they say the chance of that is like one in 500,000.

[–]thr33d33 105 points106 points ago

Here's a green one.

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[–]TheWeedster 7 points8 points ago

This goddamn post sign. It turns purple sometimes.

[–]adokimus 1 point2 points ago

I remember that story, Joe.

[–]uberguby 16 points17 points ago

The way the paint peels away fro the impact. This is something I would like to see from a high speed camera.

[–]random123456789 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to guess Texas, or other southern state. ;)

[–]workyworkyworky 3 points4 points ago

i'm thinking compton or oakland or harlem

[–]White_Luigi -1 points0 points ago

Racist.

[–]alphazero924 1 point2 points ago

I'd imagine people do this in most rural areas of most states. Even the most gun control heavy states have people who like to get drunk and shoot things in their rural areas.

[–]ArbitraryIndigo[!] 2 points3 points ago

This happens in Ohio all the time.

[–]Vitefish 33 points34 points ago

[–]TheWeedster 24 points25 points ago

I love how it's the same stop sign as the one above your comment, only the other one is psychadelic.

[–]aceslick911 29 points30 points ago

[–]skrillexisokay 3 points4 points ago

[–]skrillexisokay 1 point2 points ago

Oh fuck. I totally meant to do that. I think I used selective color. I was wondering why it turned out so badly

[–]RPrevolution 32 points33 points ago

Ever rarer than an albino squirrel

[–]Phil56731 7 points8 points ago

That's like 00.0002%

[–]JakeCameraAction 6 points7 points ago

It's more like 2 ten-thousandths of a percent.

[–]Dudester_XCIC 0 points1 point ago

One five-thousandth then?

[–]AnnoyinImperialGuard 7 points8 points ago

I love Shiny!

[–]WhipIash -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry... what?

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points ago

But why?

[–]DicedPeppers 155 points156 points ago

It's a stop sign on private property like a parking lot. Legally you can't get a ticket for blowing it but for safety's sake you should bother to heed it considering someone bothered to put it up

[–]WhipIash 58 points59 points ago

Fiiiinaally. Only half way down the page.

[–]ninzo09 8 points9 points ago

Why can't the comments be more informing like this one. Instead of: Fixed it for you1!!!1 LULZ! Edit: Thank you!

[–]somersetbingo -3 points-2 points ago

"Legally you can't get a ticket for blowing it" incorrect, but you won't be breaking a federal law.

edit: I don't understand, I'm totally right, the comment above me is totally wrong, and subsequent comments agree with me.

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[–]synth92 1 point2 points ago

My state says that you MUST treat them like real stop signs if they are on private property but open to the public (i.e. shopping malls, etc). You can still get fined for running through them. I agree with this law because these signs are put up there for safety reasons. Why the hell would you risk hitting another car or person just cuz you don't want to listen to an "unofficial" sign?

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[–]synth92 0 points1 point ago

True but I still do it out of habit. You never know if a cop is nearby and is feeling a bit douchey.

[–]rifk 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes it's not about whether you're right or wrong.

[–]somersetbingo 0 points1 point ago

What? This was like a month ago. Are you from the Sim City thread?

[–]rifk 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea what you're talking about. What I said was in reference to your edit.

Edit: Oh I see what you mean lol. I didn't realize the post was a month old. I was just browsing the Top posts from this subreddit.

[–]SkeeverTail 191 points192 points ago

Nothing to see here. Move along.

[–]kingdogfish 114 points115 points ago

Left the screws a tidge blue

[–]treecosy 65 points66 points ago

tidge

:3

[–]Quaytsar 59 points60 points ago

:O <===3
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:=3
:3

[–]Serengade26 21 points22 points ago

Are you saying, that the face is actually a person with a, a, a penis in his mouth and the only exposed part are the testicles??

[–]Quaytsar 28 points29 points ago

What people think is the cat face is really balls deep.

[–]random123456789 7 points8 points ago

[–]MysticKirby 10 points11 points ago

I want to hate you for that, but I have a difficult time associating the :3 face with that so it's all cool.

[–]SkeeverTail 14 points15 points ago

Yeah as you can tell this was made in <30 seconds.

[–]TheIllestVillain 4 points5 points ago

Not to mention the blue fringe around the lettering.

[–]sspavvess 2 points3 points ago

How do you guys notice stuff like that?

Now i feel sad because i don't have as much attention to detail as you guys :(

[–]White_Luigi 1 point2 points ago

They know where to look.

[–]DLaicH 0 points1 point ago

I noticed this before I noticed the screws.

[–]rifk 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty good.

[–]JohnoTheFoolish 6 points7 points ago

Not until I've come to a complete stop.

[–]WhipIash 5 points6 points ago

How do we know you didn't shop this?

[–]scupcity 16 points17 points ago

is this for driving dogs?

[–]dkmc1721 28 points29 points ago

What is this sorcery?

[–]iLiveInyourTrees[S] 53 points54 points ago

Oahu, HI

[–]hayvol 18 points19 points ago

Took some pictures of them while on vacation, never realized I could get karma for them on here.

[–]SikkinDivigil 13 points14 points ago

Don't worry! Just post it on here in a day or so!

[–]White_Luigi 2 points3 points ago

And nobody will be able to call repost because it's an original picture... GENIUS!

[–]justinelove 2 points3 points ago

But of course! It's TARDIS blue!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Take it to r/funny in a couple hours, it should fit right in...

[–]DicedPeppers 6 points7 points ago

This must've been in a parking lot yeah? I know the ones in Turtle Bay are all like this

[–]drayb1986 6 points7 points ago

I came here just to say this. I remember seeing the blue stop signs at Turtle Bay also.

[–]Johnny_Gossamer 0 points1 point ago

They're also all over Windward, in Kaneohe specifically

[–]Chrispy_Reddit 4 points5 points ago

Oh hai

[–]silent_bob_84[!] 0 points1 point ago

There's also one by Manana Community Park on Kuala St.

[–]CupBeEmpty 0 points1 point ago

Big Island?

[–]silent_bob_84[!] 0 points1 point ago

Oahu. just north of the pearl city police department.

[–]firefall 0 points1 point ago

I have some pictures of a blue stop sign at Turtle Beach, Oahu. Is that where this was?

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 1 point2 points ago

This was right near a McDonalds and near a large cemetery or some sort of Asian shrine if my memory serves me right.

[–]kawachi 0 points1 point ago

Yup, I'm pretty sure you are correct. Looks like Temple Valley Shopping Center.

[–]Johnny_Gossamer 0 points1 point ago

You mean the Byodo-In Temple and the Valley of the Temples?

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 0 points1 point ago

Really couldn't tell you, I was there and remember this blue stop sign more than I remember the name of a temple/graveyard.

[–]iLiveInyourTrees[S] 1 point2 points ago

Ding ding ding!

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 0 points1 point ago

Glad I still remember that. Thank you.

[–]Johnny_Gossamer 0 points1 point ago

Kaneohe? Turtle Bay? Valley of the Temples?

[–]iLiveInyourTrees[S] 1 point2 points ago

Across from valley of the temples

[–]hornyhornyhippos_69 0 points1 point ago

I saw that sign personally in Oahu when I went to visit my grandpa.... That was 13 years ago and I was 4 years old, and I remember asking him why it was blue and I remember him not having an answer... We were on our way to the mall, and I ended up getting a Barbie doll that looked like a bride, with brown hair... Funny how you remember the little things.

[–]nbrennan 12 points13 points ago

You can also do this to any stop sign with most Canon point-and-shoots.

[–]irishee 7 points8 points ago

Good to know I'm not the only one who thought of that..

[–]clintmccool 5 points6 points ago

are you suggesting that people are gaming /r/mildlyinteresting??!

...making posts slightly but not too much more interesting??!

[–]clintmccool 73 points74 points ago

blue + red = purple

purple: the opposite of green

green = go, opposite of green = stop

still checks out

source: i'm drunk

[–]IAmAPrettyCoolGuy 59 points60 points ago

Actually, yellow is the opposite of purple. Yellow + Blue = Green Opposite of green is red. Red = stop. Still checks out.

[–]clintmccool 26 points27 points ago

Barney lied to me?? Fuck!

Thanks for having my back, Internet Bro.

[–]TesticleToe 8 points9 points ago

I had an illustration professor who hated Barney. He said purple and green weren't very popular color combinations before and that Barney ruined graphic design.

[–]JmjFu 0 points1 point ago

fucking Barney

[–]Freakazette 0 points1 point ago

The Joker and The Riddler use the purple and green color combination. And so does Baby Bop, and fuck Barney, but I liked Baby Bop.

[–]yourdadsbff 1 point2 points ago

Well I've often heard him described as a reasonably hip dude. He's got all our backs.

[–]OSX2000 8 points9 points ago

Yellow is the opposite of blue, not purple.

Source: I am a living color wheel.

[–]who__whatwhat 10 points11 points ago

This is true with a RGB color model. With a RYB color model, the complementary colors are Red/Green, Yellow/Purple, Blue/Orange.

[–]OSX2000 -1 points0 points ago

False...the opposite of green is lightish red...aka pink.

[–]SimianControl 25 points26 points ago

Blue is psychologically calming. We as humans associate the color blue with oceans, the sky, basically things that tend to put us in a relaxed state. Red is typically used due to it being a high anxiety color. You see red and your attention rate goes up, hence why most stop signs are red, and lights utilize it for stop. Blue is used on some stop signs to put the driver in a less tense state, which some psychologists argue is better for paying attention to the road and not the sign.

[–]ziptnf 20 points21 points ago

I dunno, man, when I see blue lights behind me I freak out.

[–]freebullets 9 points10 points ago

It's like that because the circadian rhythm has a sensitivity to color temperature. There's some cool stuff to read about this at http://stereopsis.com/flux/research.html

[–]caitysparkles 7 points8 points ago

"stop calmly"

[–]hired_goon 5 points6 points ago

This is non-standard according to the Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices and thus not legally binding.

[–]TransvaginalOmnibus 14 points15 points ago

You actually aren't legally obligated to stop. All official stop signs are federally mandated to be red; this one is on private property.

[–]synth92 0 points1 point ago

That depends on state and local laws. My state requires us to follow them as if they were official.

[–]ArbitraryIndigo[!] 0 points1 point ago

States can override the MUTCD. Most of the world agrees that stop signs should be red octagons with white letters, though.

[–]markh110 2 points3 points ago

"You can stop... I guess."

[–]weaver2109 2 points3 points ago

[–]IGotOneThingToSay 11 points12 points ago

[–]madeyouangry 6 points7 points ago

This belongs in r/firstworldanarchists

[–]TheMancersDilema 2 points3 points ago

Sweet shiny, that's a 1 in 8192 chance you got there. Hope you brought some extra pokeballs.

[–]mark445 2 points3 points ago

Another thing you might find mildly interesting is that Denmark has no stop signs.

[–]Fludbutter 2 points3 points ago

Stop holding your breath sign...

[–]CashMoneyChina 1 point2 points ago

DEAR GOD WHAT DO I FUCKING DO

[–]xgenzero 2 points3 points ago

Outside Zippy's Waimalu. Aiea, HI.

Yes?

[–]somersetbingo 1 point2 points ago

I figured it had to be a zippy's too.

[–]plainaspeas 0 points1 point ago

I know exactly where that is.

[–]Johnny_Gossamer 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like on Windward side

[–]penguin_sweater 1 point2 points ago

Is your camera colour blind?

[–]KD1011 3 points4 points ago

Sign, wat r u doin... Stahp.

....I'll see myself out.

[–]EvaCarlisle 1 point2 points ago

This is the first mildly interesting thing I've seen in here in a while.

[–]Cyori 0 points1 point ago

The stuff here is just TOO interesting!

[–]NorthernGrim 0 points1 point ago

This looks way better, but of course you don't see it as good as a red one.

[–]jaehwanie 0 points1 point ago

That's must have felt like finding a shiny pokemon

[–]Not_on_Porpoise 1 point2 points ago

When the Stop-sign is blue the road is cold enough to drink.

[–]FalcoAlopex 0 points1 point ago

its a shiny

[–]mlmarco12 1 point2 points ago

This is smurf country

[–]TacoFloober 0 points1 point ago

Glitch.

[–]DocObvious 0 points1 point ago

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

[–]bencanfield 0 points1 point ago

Well, I made the sign blue because I've never seen a blue stop sign before, and, to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue stop sign.

[–]ztriple3 0 points1 point ago

[–]ChimiHoffa 1 point2 points ago

It blue itself.

[–]HoshPoshMosh 0 points1 point ago

Do you know how easy this is to photoshop? How the hell do so many people believe you?

[–]ENGL3R 0 points1 point ago

Does this remind anyone else of blue Barney?

[–]Thenewfoundlanders 0 points1 point ago

I know the title said it would be blue, but I was still surprised by just how blue it was. Interesting.

[–]Kiwispam84 1 point2 points ago

I knew an art student in college who went around replacing the stop signs in the neighborhood with green ones... until she was stopped by the police.

[–]xtg 0 points1 point ago

[–]ArbitraryIndigo[!] 0 points1 point ago

All in the wrong font.

[–]trisw 0 points1 point ago

I heard it not illegal to run a stop sign that's not red.

[–]flojoTheAwesome -1 points0 points ago

[–]Lobsterpunch 0 points1 point ago

Are you colorblind?

...wait, am I colorblind?!

[–]hornyhornyhippos_69 1 point2 points ago

Was this in Hawaii? By like a mall parking lot or something right?

[–]Johnny_Gossamer 0 points1 point ago

Correct, on private property

[–]hardbodynom0 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like someone was driving in the wrong direction at the speed of light

[–]shmerow-meow 0 points1 point ago

is that in hawaii? hawaiian stop signs on private roads/parking lots have blue signs

[–]pepperp 0 points1 point ago

[–]AthenasAnxious 0 points1 point ago

stahp

[–]-eDgAR- 0 points1 point ago

I really hope that this blue stop sign and my smurf fire hydrant line up on the front page of this subreddit.

[–]Koker93 -2 points-1 points ago

You don't have to stop for the blue ones. You also don't have to stop for the ones with the white outline on the edge of the sign. They are just a suggestion - like a yield sign.