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[–]OriginalityPolice 5 points6 points ago

So do these people:

title comnts points age /r/
Do you want a flat stomach or soda? 2coms 12pts 14dys funny
Just being honest.. 16coms 354pts 1mo funny
I seriously love this. 909coms 1377pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]aido727 -1 points0 points ago

Only one of those 4 is attractive anyway :-/

[–]noahc8337 -1 points0 points ago

I'm pretty sure that is literally years old.

[–]NickolasPickolas 0 points1 point ago

The people in these pictures are actually too skinny. They should probably have some junk food.

[–]crazyprsn -1 points0 points ago

You have made me smile. On that first picture, I didn't even see "hipbones", just "pizza", and I drooled...

[–]rennarennarenna 0 points1 point ago

Yeah... but... this girl either has, or almost has, all of these to begin with. So there really isn't a humor aspect here..

[–]OpaBurrito -2 points-1 points ago

Well I don't see a cake or soda....

[–]Coryshepard117 -2 points-1 points ago

No she doesn't.

[–]crazyjeffy -2 points-1 points ago

Unless that pizza box is empty, all the cheese is probably everywhere now. Way to ruin a pizza.

[–]iGotChubs4You -2 points-1 points ago

I'm sure it's empty.

[–]RedPhoenix122 -3 points-2 points ago

You chose poorly.