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[–]zvd918 22 points23 points ago

Action Hank is so rugged!

[–]Ethosia 20 points21 points ago

I like yesterday's title better.

title comnts points age /r/
Just a little piece of advice for those starting No Shave November. 109coms 2181pts 1dy GetMotivated

source: karmadecay

[–]warrenseth 2 points3 points ago

/r/funny has 2,6 million subscribers, /r/GetMotivated has 100K. I think it is safe to say that there are people from /r/funny who don't check /r/GetMotivated

[–]nodnarbiter 0 points1 point ago

But it was reposted the next day... With a similar title..

[–]Ntcharlie 17 points18 points ago

Movember is way more catchy

[–]sudo_nim 2 points3 points ago

in ten years I'll say, it's not the hair on your face that counts... it's the hair on your head that counts.

[–]claudesoph 2 points3 points ago

Follically... follicularly... Someone help me and OP out.

[–]Hobodoctor 5 points6 points ago

[–]hoyter 1 point2 points ago

follicly challenged

Also found:
follicularly challenged
Adjective
A common, but etymologically incorrect, form of follicly challenged.

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[–]IM_A_FUCKING_LEOPARD 5 points6 points ago

[–]RLismyname 7 points8 points ago

[–]Dr_Wreck 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly how Shakespeare did things.

[–]SmarterThanSpok 0 points1 point ago

I would say that folliclely is fine or follicley...

Though if it was my thread I would have likely gone with something along the lines of "How I mollify my friends of inferior follicular fortitude..."

[–]BGYeti 2 points3 points ago

You are speaking to my soul bro.

[–]webchimp32 2 points3 points ago

[–]Dorigard 3 points4 points ago

Day 5, the peach fuzz is sparse, but hopes are high, the light of my inner beard shines brightly.

[–]phillycheese 0 points1 point ago

Yeah my pubes are pretty thick.

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

Dexter's Lab was about a little boy's imagination in the mind of a genius.

Jimmy Neutron was about the imagination of a genius in the mind of a little boy.

Phineas and Ferb is about the imagination of an adult in the mind of a little boy.

[–]CanadaVsBears 2 points3 points ago

In military, no shave November is not an option. I feel so left out...

[–]CanadaVsBears 2 points3 points ago

BEARDS TO ME! Warm me with your pressence as I am cold during morning PT and the memory of hair shall heat my SOUL

[–]nyanandy 1 point2 points ago

I ship out to basic in january. My beard is so patchy and horrible, but i'll be damned if im going to miss out on my last chance to enjoy no shave November.

[–]CanadaVsBears 0 points1 point ago

Godspeed spider man!

[–]Haroldholt 5 points6 points ago

No shave November don't you mean movember ?? http://au.movember.com/

[–]Deandog 1 point2 points ago

mah man, Action fucking Hank.

[–]anchises868 1 point2 points ago

I was happy as I got to my mid-20s and my beard started coming in faster. I could get my goatee back to it's trim length about a week and a half after I shaved it off (when I had to shave).

Then I meet my old roommate. His face was like one of those play-dough colander things where you just pushed the stuff through and got that play-dough spaghetti. Concentrate real hard, push with his mind, and bam! Five o'clock shadow. I was jealous until I saw how much he spent on razors.

[–]cnostrand 0 points1 point ago

Ingrown beard. I'll leave you with that pleasant thought.

[–]BenCelotil 0 points1 point ago

Just clean your face with Solvol (like soapy sandpaper). It might leave a bit of a bloody mess if you scrub too hard, but you'll be clean.

[–]_Wolfos 0 points1 point ago

I'm 20 and still have some shitty neckbeard. Definitely not doing no shave November with that thing.

[–]wish_I_Had_A_Beard 0 points1 point ago

bull shit.

[–]123draw 0 points1 point ago

My penis beard is coming in thick this year.

[–]Piotr555 0 points1 point ago

BREAKFAST IS NO LONGER BEING SERVED! PREPARE TO GET BRUNCHED, IN THE FACE!

[–]rafer11 0 points1 point ago

Thanks Arian Foster.

[–]Calsun -1 points0 points ago

Thank god I'm not a 17 year old participating in No Shave November, huh?

[–]laferty_daniel 0 points1 point ago

"No shave November" is the biggest cop-out. The real cause that is generating tons of buzz around the world and donations for prostate cancer research is MOvember!!!!!!!! Anyone can not shave for a month (I do it all the time), but not anyone can shamelessly rock a dirty moustache, no matter how bad it looks!

I don't know who started this "no shave November" bullshit but the real cause to get behind is MOvember!

[–]PaleBlueThought 0 points1 point ago

You mean Movember? Anyone can just "not shave".

[–]PatchesKS -1 points0 points ago

Repost bro.

[–]jellicle_cat21 -2 points-1 points ago

nah, the beard on the outside is plenty important too

especially if you're a parent

[–]gerbs 1 point2 points ago

Ah, that's right, it is that time of the year when all of my unemployed friends flood my facebook wall with pictures of patchy face pubes and neckbeards like scarves.

[–]iheartinfected 0 points1 point ago

you cant say things like this on reddit, as most of the people here are what you described.

[–]ThisIsDefinitelyAGun -3 points-2 points ago

IT'S CALLED BEARDVEMBER

[–]setito -1 points0 points ago

every male heart has a beard.