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[–]Tyranicide 20 points21 points ago

Every morning I wake up to see this on reddit....

[–]Kinomi -2 points-1 points ago

Curses, you beat me to it.

[–]Muadibz 4 points5 points ago

Let's be honest, we all went to bed saying how tomorrow we'd wake up an extra hour early to get all our work done, and instead had an extra hour of this.

[–]JefferyFrank 0 points1 point ago

title comnts points age /r/
Every day's a struggle. 62coms 1209pts 14dys funny
Not gonna happen 5coms 11pts 27dys funny
Every morning 0coms 2pts 19dys funny
sometimes getting out of bed is hard 1com -4pts 26dys funny
Every monday. 2coms 12pts 27dys funny
How I feel most mornings. 58coms 1472pts 1mo funny
This is how I feel every morning 11coms 74pts 1mo funny
Every Saturday morning... 0coms 1pt 1mo funny
Sounds About Right 2coms 43pts 26dys funny
If I wake up... 0coms 12pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]lizardtailgoescrazy[S] -1 points0 points ago

So you're one of those people, with no life whatsoever. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU !

[–]JSA17 0 points1 point ago

This is about depression. It doesn't belong in /r/funny .

Not to mention this is the 11th time in a fucking month.

[–]Malex_Wolf 1 point2 points ago

Dude, I think you might be depressed.

[–]sudo_rossy 0 points1 point ago

Is this actually a sign of depression, or just social awkwardness?

I ask because this hits quite close to home to a friend.

A friend.

[–]Malex_Wolf 0 points1 point ago

Well something's definitely up if it's every single morning...

[–]sudo_rossy 0 points1 point ago

Oh.

[–]welfaretrain 1 point2 points ago

TIL: Reddit is full of depressed people

[–]canadianshawn -2 points-1 points ago

This sounds about right.

[–]OtaConnor[!] 0 points1 point ago

stop

[–]J05huaWa15h -2 points-1 points ago

I'm known as REPOST MAN! SCOURING REDDIT TO FIND REPOST! You have been tagged my friend.

[–]TerethAurauu 1 point2 points ago

After a review of OP's history, it seems they did not know they were reposting. You may stand down sir.