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[–]live4hisglory 738 points739 points ago

QWOP

[–]Smiller0696 165 points166 points ago

QWOP*

[–]Apterygiformes 122 points123 points ago

QWOP*

[–]Jfolcik 305 points306 points ago

Nice qwoperation, guys.

[–]Baconing_Narwhal 112 points113 points ago

CLOP*

[–]trism 125 points126 points ago

Tom Cruise

[–]benlew 72 points73 points ago

Tom Cruise

[–]digitalash 101 points102 points ago

Com Truise

[–]TheKrimsonKing 45 points46 points ago

VHS SEX

[–]MyKneesAreCold 4 points5 points ago

Cathode Girls

[–]HabitOfCreature 17 points18 points ago

Com Is True

Edit: I More Stuc

[–]Ben_Deroveur 7 points8 points ago

Come Is True

[–]iiRockpuppy 17 points18 points ago

Ohyes.

[–]Aiyon 32 points33 points ago

Not that Clop. foddy.net, it's a game like QWOP but with a horse.

[–]iiRockpuppy 6 points7 points ago

Ha ha, sorry. I couldn't pass up the opportunity. But honestly, I did not know that existed.

[–]Aiyon 8 points9 points ago

And now you do!

[–]IncredibleExpert 3 points4 points ago

I was thinking laser hurdles. That works too though

[–]cupkitty 272 points273 points ago

Genius.

[–]DarkJjay[S] 188 points189 points ago

I've had this one for years, and I found it again today. It's been a while since I had a good, decent giggle fit.

[–]Koink 87 points88 points ago

I had a giggle fit and peed a little in my panties.

[–]JesusRollerBlading 47 points48 points ago

So, uh, how you doin'?

[–]fucksmith 91 points92 points ago

[–]afrofuturist 31 points32 points ago

that chick needs a good waxin

[–]Koink 16 points17 points ago

I'm a dude. Sunday is panty day.

[–]afrofuturist 9 points10 points ago

I don't believe you...that body is way too nice to be a dudes

[–]DrXenu 2 points3 points ago

and a penectomy.

[–]FuturamaSucksBalls 74 points75 points ago

giggle fit? c'mon, bro.

[–]SlightlyAmbiguous 175 points176 points ago

Teeheehee! :D

[–]Danzerello 6 points7 points ago

That username...

[–]stonedlogic 19 points20 points ago

brohonestly

[–]levitron 3 points4 points ago

Y'know who's a good giggler? Kevin Smith. I love his little giggles...

[–]KGrimesF08 134 points135 points ago

Now if only SOMEBODY could photoshop ____ into this picture.

[–]omgimonfire 285 points286 points ago

Hurdles.

[–]DarkJjay[S] 457 points458 points ago

Donkey Kong, throwing barrels.

You know I'm right.

[–]galileofan 391 points392 points ago

[–]Mird 240 points241 points ago

[–]Dude_Im_Godly 110 points111 points ago

Its the fact that they're extending So high just for the little barrel.

[–]spoodigity 330 points331 points ago

[–]steve_youngblood 94 points95 points ago

I haven't seen moshgirl photoshops in forever

And now I miss them

[–]hate_is_beautiful 54 points55 points ago

Am I krumping now?

[–]gkow 21 points22 points ago

No, Abed, that is not krumping.

[–]Alatariem 15 points16 points ago

What are you guys doing?

[–]BobTehCat 10 points11 points ago

We're...krumping.

[–]Urytion 6 points7 points ago

No you're not...

[–]knoxknoxknox 5 points6 points ago

THIS is krumping.

[–]SecretiveHitman 12 points13 points ago

John Cleese.

[–]CACKENBOOLS 8 points9 points ago

guy with a gas mask and a cricket bat chasing them

[–]IceCreamSunde 29 points30 points ago

r/photoshopbattles

[–]lifetothefullest54 73 points74 points ago

/r/photoshopbattles people can link to it more easily

[–]noodle2 6 points7 points ago

good. i wasn't going unless i could click to it. and the sad part is that i'm serious. srsly.

[–]JohnScribbles 6 points7 points ago

The lollipop guild.

[–]gnimsh 84 points85 points ago

And now I give you, hurdles without hurdlers.

[–]GrandChawhee 9 points10 points ago

mind blown.

[–]pwstaples 109 points110 points ago

Reminds me of this: Great site. http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

[–]Xxzx 45 points46 points ago

Makes the guys seem like a lonely psychopath,

[–]MiloMuggins 51 points52 points ago

He kind of is anyway

[–]thetoethumb 20 points21 points ago

Garfield is only a projection of his subconscious anyway

[–]knudow 7 points8 points ago

Is there any way of seeing the garfieled version of each strip?

[–]BOS13 10 points11 points ago

Not that I'm aware of. However another interesting one is Silent Garfield. http://www.silentgarfield.com/ More realistic, since Garfield is just, you know, a cat.

[–]BrownNote 2 points3 points ago

I'm also a fan of 3eanuts

[–]messymike 18 points19 points ago

Now do pole vaulters!

[–]Foley1 51 points52 points ago

He's still in the game. http://i.imgur.com/t54Hb.jpg

[–]IamBOXBOY 175 points176 points ago

More like hurr-durr-lers.

[–]ZirunK6AUrg 46 points47 points ago

Hurr-durr-Lrrrs of the planet Omicron Persei 8?

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 67 points68 points ago

What the hell is the one on the right doing? It's like she had a stroke mid run

[–]DarkJjay[S] 106 points107 points ago

Hurdling is serious business.

[–]LesWes 20 points21 points ago

The are coming down after a hurdle, not starting to jump over one. That may not clear things up if you're not familiar with hurdle technique.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 55 points56 points ago

Something like this.

[–]rednecktash 6 points7 points ago

I liked the one in the back, it's like she's doing a mortal combat low jump kick or something.

[–]TI_Pirate 66 points67 points ago

[–]Ancaeus 229 points230 points ago

[–]GaryDuder 19 points20 points ago

I see we've come full hurdle.

That was bad and I feel bad.

[–]knoxknoxknox 4 points5 points ago

I thought it was funny, now I feel funny.

[–]bytor_2112 1 point2 points ago

I upvoted this, and now I feel upvoted.

[–]Pamander 36 points37 points ago

Hurdling would be a lot more interesting if they tied nearly invisible string up randomly throughout the course and you had to find it and jump over it and still be the fastest.

Imagine the clotheslines people would do.

[–]Doofe_N7 13 points14 points ago

If it were nearly invisible string, it would probably be really sharp and cause some gnarly cuts.

[–]Pamander 5 points6 points ago

Are you trying to contribute to the fun or point out flaws because that sounds even funner.

[–]fiplefip 6 points7 points ago

I'm a absolute novice in terms of photoshop. How do people create what's not there when they remove things like that?

[–]Aithyne 3 points4 points ago

Cloning tool. :)

[–]ehorse 6 points7 points ago

In Primary School we used to pretend to do the hurdles, without hurdles, in a "gang" called the Mighty Ducks (consisted of 5 working-class 8 year old boys from Blackpool) ... we took it really seriously until, halfway through a particularly close and rigorous race, a dinnerlady came over to us and shouted "Look if you want to play ponies, do it on the grass!" ... we lost interest after that... That anecdote works a lot better spoken out loud than written down but I felt if fitted here.

[–]Oknogo 28 points29 points ago

Go Kallur, u go girl!

[–]MrDoe 16 points17 points ago

SWEDEN REPRESENT!

[–]Mariahflores100 8 points9 points ago

Say Qwop one more time, bitch. I dare you.

[–]shadowhunter22 12 points13 points ago

QWOP.

Now what, bitch?

[–]bluecornflower 16 points17 points ago

nice to meet you. Why do some posts not have a number where the number of votes are? I upvoted this post and there is just a little circle instead of a number.

[–]Goatse_Wan_Kenobi 21 points22 points ago

Karma is hidden for the first hour of content being posted.

[–]SexyWhitedemoman 10 points11 points ago

Why?

[–]Bubzuzuz 23 points24 points ago

So people don't bandwagon.

[–]Goatse_Wan_Kenobi 9 points10 points ago

As Bubzuzuz said, so people don't bandwagon.

The post will move up towards the front page as normal with highly upvoted content but the idea is that people vote on it for the merit of the content and not just because it already has +700 karma.

[–]DarkJjay[S] 14 points15 points ago

I'm not sure why that is, but I mostly see it on posts that are quite new.

[–]Flukemaster 20 points21 points ago

Yup, the karma from new posts is hidden for a while.

[–]moose0511 6 points7 points ago

I would love to see this done for horseback riding or ice hockey. Please Reddit!

[–]Dissectionist 3 points4 points ago

Ice hockey without the hurdles?

Can't be done.

[–]weedways 1 point2 points ago

The flying chick in the back is obviously winning

[–]madpiratesarah 1 point2 points ago

[–]musicman1188 33 points34 points ago

Introducing? I saw this picture a year ago...

[–]crippletoytl 8 points9 points ago

The highest upvoted comments are very similar as well :|

[–]Tamural 22 points23 points ago

All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again.

[–]NoStrangertolove 2 points3 points ago

A while back, whenever I saw a repost, I would just go into the old post and either directly copy or paraphrase the top post.

I stopped doing this when I went to copy my second copy of a top post. Seemed a little, inception-ey and stupid.

[–]DarkJjay[S] 33 points34 points ago

:c

[–]FaithSkirata 34 points35 points ago

Aaaww, there there, don't be sad.

[–]randomsnark 16 points17 points ago

there there
there there there there there

[–]J_Zeeks 14 points15 points ago

They're their there...

[–]GrandChawhee 0 points1 point ago

There, there. They're there.

[–]tuesdayswithMrAaron 0 points1 point ago

Where, wear, ware.....

[–]JasCook 14 points15 points ago

Definitely photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels.

[–]gymnastics 6 points7 points ago

The white girl looks like she is shuffling

[–]IcedZ 17 points18 points ago

Everyday...

[–]KyoTe44 6 points7 points ago

How come only the one in the background is jumping?

[–]Atrick69 13 points14 points ago

They're coming off the hurdle, not going into one.

[–]Riverderche 10 points11 points ago

400m ex-college hurdler here. This is running "through" the hurdle. This is where the race is won and lost. The runner who comes over the hurdle fastest while pushing the lead leg down and hips forward gains more of the momentum that pushed you "through" and you don't break stride.

[–]T1cO 3 points4 points ago

what if the ground is just too hot?

[–]Theniallmc 4 points5 points ago

Cuz you know, budget cuts.

[–]Licher 3 points4 points ago

This is actually a contest to see how hard you can stomp your foot on the ground.

As a man, I hate the thought of this sport.

[–]Haunt876 0 points1 point ago

Yes. More of this.

[–]xylaphoneman 0 points1 point ago

[–]umjammerlammy 0 points1 point ago

I must show you the walk of my people.

[–]shteeeeeve 0 points1 point ago

Dem Monty Python guys is doing a MUCH better job of dressing up as women!

[–]lechuzaaa 0 points1 point ago

In other words: What it looks like one steps on a Lego.

[–]ryanx27 5 points6 points ago

Not sure if racing or dancing to ska...

[–]Trust_The_Math 1 point2 points ago

The Ministry of Silly Walks exhibition?

[–]Thatguyfromdenmark 2 points3 points ago

Will somebody PLEASE create a .gif of this?

[–]princessmisery 2 points3 points ago

It's sort of like when you put tape on a cat's feet, but they just tried the new super-brain-drain tampon.

[–]Nethervex 2 points3 points ago

Introducing?

This is mad old...

[–]jeromesbaker 2 points3 points ago

It sort of looks like they're rocking out, in a mosh pit.

[–]Reeceist 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a dubstep dance competition.

[–]icepigs 3 points4 points ago

The Very Special Olympics?

[–]havestronaut -1 points0 points ago

Add explosions and you've got yourself a movie poster.

[–]BertMacklinsdawg -1 points0 points ago

And one..and twoo...and....F*K

[–]urukhai434 -1 points0 points ago

And do the creep!

Ahhh

And do the creep!

Ahhh

[–]FERAL_KITTEN -1 points0 points ago

New fetish: acquired.

[–]smreisdorf -1 points0 points ago

This is exactly what my temper tantrums start off as.

[–]FF4221 1 point2 points ago

[–]mediocregirl -1 points0 points ago

Very angry runners stomping their feet and trying to storm off.

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 1 point2 points ago

What I've learned from this picture is that all white people lead with their right leg, and all black people lead with their left. Not sure what it means, but I thought I should share.

[–]Obtuse_Moose -1 points0 points ago

Hurdlers with hurdles sounds like someone's bad parody of Doctors without Boarders!

[–]karms -1 points0 points ago

poor perdita

[–]Richie_16 -1 points0 points ago

I got my money on the white girl

[–]elizzybeth -1 points0 points ago

Does anyone have the original picture, with hurdles? I reverse Google image searched, but couldn't find anything.

[–]Lakolguy -1 points0 points ago

AMAZING, more...more..MORE

[–]Schopenhaur -1 points0 points ago

For some reason I thought this was going to be some sort of charity, like Doctors Without Borders.

[–]ElAenciae -1 points0 points ago

Easy skankin....skankin it sllooooooww

[–]jae_bird -1 points0 points ago

It looks like a crazy new dance.

[–]Jsnowburg -1 points0 points ago

Haha. I defenitly see this becoming a thing. Can't wait to see what the future of hurtling without hurtles has to entertain us.

[–]eronsis 0 points1 point ago

It looks like they are doing the creep...

[–]keethism -1 points0 points ago

Is this a subreddit? or can it be? I would subscribe the fuck out of that.

[–]theytooktomallen 1 point2 points ago

I still think being black in America is a hurdle. Better than thirty years ago but still a hurdle.

[–]moldy-peaches 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Toyota will soon be pulling their sponsorship.

[–]toe_riffic 0 points1 point ago

I AM WOMAN! HEAR ME ROAR!

[–]Dectu -1 points0 points ago

Can there please be a sub for this?

[–]joespit -1 points0 points ago

hot lava.

[–]ByahhByahh 0 points1 point ago

"I have to shit, but I don't want to make an obvious dash to the toilet."

[–]burgistheword 1 point2 points ago

[–]Gibbenz 1 point2 points ago

A buddy and I discussed how funny it would be to watch a soccer game with an invisible ball. I can't even imagine what a rainbow would look like.

[–]transla70r 0 points1 point ago

No they are just dancing to Tom Waits.

[–]IMCONSIPATED247 -1 points0 points ago

this is the race of the ministry for silly walks

[–]meekthemighty 0 points1 point ago

This is random but someone link me to the doritos story.

[–]shock-t 0 points1 point ago

thank you for this, the look of concentration on the chicks face in yellow is awesome!

[–]Innomasta2 1 point2 points ago

They have a little captain in them

[–]JonLR 0 points1 point ago

Go Perdita Felicien(#306)!

She actually won silver in the hurdled version of this race at this event (2007 World Championships in Osaka, Japan).

I don't recall how she fared in the hurdleless races, though. She probably didn't medal, as it's not really her specialty.

[–]redjr1991 0 points1 point ago

Almost as good as birds with arms, but not good enough.

[–]gotbass210 0 points1 point ago

Mario Kart?....Sherbert Land?

[–]PoliceBoxOfBlue 0 points1 point ago

they look to be skanking man.

[–]Huxin -1 points0 points ago

Someone needs to make a gif. of hurdlers without hurdles!!!!!

[–]Hassu 0 points1 point ago

I guess they are making everything virtual these days.

[–]Portablelephant 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does it look like they're about to crump?

[–]Beckneard -1 points0 points ago

I dare you to try to read "hurdlers without hurdles" out loud 5 times in a row.

[–]foregotheparable 0 points1 point ago

Needs more Michelle Jenneke.

[–]SuperfluousCommenter 0 points1 point ago

Also known as walking from the bed to the bathroom on a cold floor.

[–]Hughtub 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps in the future they could do without the physical hurdles and use a wall of visible lasers, so nobody would fall and minimal setup for hurdling.

[–]I_AmMasterChief 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for you. I'm a hurdler, and i found this so funny, I almost started crying. Thank you for making my day. My life is now complete.

[–]motorolaradio 0 points1 point ago

[–]kittypuppet 0 points1 point ago

I prefer the term Qwopping.

[–]Griffdude13 0 points1 point ago

Someone photoshop some bugs in to it or something.

[–]brycelicious_def 1 point2 points ago

MOAR PLEASE

[–]Uncle_Deer 0 points1 point ago

[–]dana_out_loud 0 points1 point ago

Now that. That I enjoyed.

[–]AtheistNamedFaith 0 points1 point ago

First thought: Spiders.

[–]murdersol23 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a bunch of hardcore dancers

[–]shadyhawkins 0 points1 point ago

Major Lazer meets swing dance.

[–]griingolink 0 points1 point ago

Looks like an extremely exaggerated march

[–]ROKMONSTER714 -1 points0 points ago

Let's not start this please

[–]burn23notice 0 points1 point ago

They are playing the floor is lava.

[–]MalusLupus 0 points1 point ago

Hurrdurs without hurrdurs

[–]jorriv19 0 points1 point ago

DO THAT STANKY LEG

[–]UrpaDurpa 0 points1 point ago

I think it just moved...

[–]KoltiWanKenobi 0 points1 point ago

Let's open this pit up!

[–]bolthead88 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of an iconic photo.