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[–]Paragalor 26 points27 points ago

Plot twist: Javan's black.

[–]jvm4th[S] 13 points14 points ago

Plot twist: Javan's white, teacher is black, and frames him for being racist.

[–]Violator_of_Anuses 13 points14 points ago

Doesn't sound like a twist at all

[–]5iveby5ive 3 points4 points ago

in today's age... this is exactly what the parents would come back with.

[–]ryanh_650 1 point2 points ago

I am dying right now because one of my best friends in high school was named Javan and he is black. I just sent him this link.

[–]elgiorgie 0 points1 point ago

Plot twist: Jovan is Kolob for Mitt

[–]Reconciliation 13 points14 points ago

I like how biting has its separate category from physical aggression.

[–]psychroclasm 1 point2 points ago

Eh, biting's riskier, especially if you draw blood.

[–]imrooniel 7 points8 points ago

first blood gives you extra points?

[–]alphazero924 0 points1 point ago

200 to be exact.

[–]hoochdic 3 points4 points ago

No one makes me bleed my own blood

[–]meat_wagon_man1 2 points3 points ago

He drew first blood, not me.

[–]RayBarone -1 points0 points ago

Could include stuff like biting tables, chairs, and other supplies like that.

[–]cdwboozell 3 points4 points ago

Parenting at it's best.

[–]SuperHorribleGaming 4 points5 points ago

Look's like Javan has a KKK family

[–]gloomdoom 4 points5 points ago

This has been on reddit before (of course) and the kid's father (who is a redditor) submitted it and if I recall at the time, he thought it was funny and overblown. I'm sure someone can dig it up of you're interested in the origin comments.

[–]yeahriles 0 points1 point ago

Yup, he blamed his nephew or something like that for teaching the kid all this stuff.

[–]pshthatsme 2 points3 points ago

This is a re-post. Pretty sure the kids name is Jovan too.

[–]predragonator 2 points3 points ago

It's JOVAN

[–]FenrisEskimo 0 points1 point ago

My brother's names Javan; as in "of Java", synonym of Javanese. As in "That Javan coffee tastes like ass... The quality deteriorated after the Dutch left".

It's also a common spelling of the Hebrew name Yavan.

[–]JCross2008 0 points1 point ago

if you can see the write-up it's clearly spelled, at least by the teacher, JOvan

[–]oldbrownshoe_ 2 points3 points ago

Apparently the name is Hebrew in origin. I honestly assumed the name was Hispanic because one: it kinda sounded like a Hispanic name, and two: I know some Mexicans that really, really don't like black people and have no problems with throwing around "nigger" in front of their kids. You'd think us brownies would stick together. Noooope.

[–]orangemochaccino 0 points1 point ago

I like how this is a repost.

[–]take-dat-wit-u 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of this scene from The Prophecy.

[–]Mickeymousears 1 point2 points ago

Totally cleared that little cracker of all his racism---who says you can't save the world in a day

[–]Kinda-I-Want-Too 0 points1 point ago

Thought it was League of Legends related mixed disappointment.

[–]esquire_ 0 points1 point ago

and this is what happens when you let your child play xboxlive on an 18+ rated game. worst thing in the fucking world is a 7 year old playing call of duty or gears of war online.

[–]BumbleTummy 0 points1 point ago

Javan is strongly opinionated.

[–]JustPlainRude 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, Javan. Playing in class? That's just wrong, dude.

[–]agiantcoconut 0 points1 point ago

You guys do know that this is photoshopped. And mediocre at best.

[–]iatecereal -1 points0 points ago

I think the kid's name is Jovan, not Javan. Javan sounds too black.

[–]jvm4th[S] 1 point2 points ago

Neither sounds white

[–]SixxSixxSixxthDemon 1 point2 points ago

My brothers name is Javan and he is the whitest kid you will ever meet. His doctor is also named Javan, same seems to go for him.

[–]JCross2008 0 points1 point ago

no it's not. Don't lie.. we can tell

[–]EscherTheLizard -3 points-2 points ago

These records are supposed to be confidential. Whoever took this photograph and posted it to the internet could get in huge trouble. Moreover, the name of the child was not censored. =/

[–]jvm4th[S] -2 points-1 points ago

It's a picture of a four year old's preschool "trouble" slip...

[–]KennyKivail 1 point2 points ago

Which doubles as a repost!

[–]coonhater -3 points-2 points ago

Javan seems like a bright kid.

[–]DriverX7 1 point2 points ago

You're such a douchey , loser.

[–]FearandloathinginNYC -3 points-2 points ago

And another republican is made

[–]CrazyBastard -2 points-1 points ago

a /b/tard in the wild

[–]pneumaticlyric6 -4 points-3 points ago

Javans a boss

[–]Aumos -4 points-3 points ago

"Well that escalated quickly."