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[–]PopWhatMagnitude 81 points82 points ago

Chris Pratt ad-libbed that.

[–]valkyrio 14 points15 points ago

And that's why we love him even more.

Or I do, anyways.

[–]inphiniti 6 points7 points ago

From Mike Schur

He has the best improvisation in a cast full of world-class improvisers. Amy Poehler and Aziz Ansari and Nick Offerman and Aubrey Plaza. Like, people who trained and are great in improvisation. The best improv in the show’s history was Pratt’s, and it was in “Flu Season,” when Ben is walking Leslie out the door to go to the doctor, and Andy is just taking over as Ron’s assistant. As they’re walking by, Pratt says, “Hey Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.” [Laughs.]

If I could write a joke that good, I would be a happy man. And it was completely improvised. He’s just so in the moment, and all of those actor-y terms. He’s so present and in the moment and fully fluent in his character that he can make up perfectly formulated jokes like that on the spot, and it’s incredible. He’s improved every episode he’s ever been in.

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[–]FloTheSnucka 49 points50 points ago

I strongly believe Chris Pratt is the most naturally funny man on TV right now.

[–]cullen9 6 points7 points ago

He was a pretty funny kid, him and his brother cully did a lot of skits for school spirit assemblies and such.

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[–]goober1223 0 points1 point ago

Now what do I do?

[–]_SquirtsMacIntosh 54 points55 points ago

Parks & Rec is one of the few shows that is casted perdfectly.

[–]SoSubaruMe 30 points31 points ago

You sound like such a perdvert.

[–]PROFESSIONAL_FART 15 points16 points ago

Oh we're all a little perdverted.

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 7 points8 points ago

Can we keep the jokes perdinent?

[–]FoolsRun 20 points21 points ago

The funny thing about that joke is that it made me laugh.

[–]jennfrog 4 points5 points ago

When I learned the guy who plays Perd's (I'm hesitant to call him an actor even though he is acting) only experience is a newscaster it blew my mind but made complete sense and made me love his jokes even more.

[–]dsol1 2 points3 points ago

More like TURD CRAPLEY

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

*cast

[–]_SquirtsMacIntosh 0 points1 point ago

I will speak how I dang well pleased cuz this is America! Lol just kidding...yeah grammar isn't my thing.

[–]AndyDwyer 33 points34 points ago

Guys this isn't funny, computers are hard and I'm trying to learn.

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[–]Akiba89 9 points10 points ago

Woosh

[–]tha_dood 1 point2 points ago

First "woosh" I've ever truly lol'ed at because it gives me an idea of what the deleted comment actually was.

[–]Akiba89 0 points1 point ago

Gotta say, its an honor to be a part of a pre-deletion comment

[–]markzeo 8 points9 points ago

It's the little gags like this that make Parks & Rec great

[–]Trainbow 16 points17 points ago

Literally the best show on right now.

[–]52hoova 16 points17 points ago

LITRALLY the best show on right now.

[–]MNGaming -5 points-4 points ago

That is so like literally ironic.

[–]LoftyDog 2 points3 points ago

I died the first time I saw that. Well met.

[–]wildmanners 2 points3 points ago

Best part was how he said "connectivity." Made it seem more genuine.

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

This isn't real... it's always cancer.

[–]captain_reddit_ 2 points3 points ago

Le Repost

[–]counting_kittens 0 points1 point ago

What episode is this from?

[–]counting_kittens 1 point2 points ago

Wonderful. Thanks!

[–]Moara7 1 point2 points ago

I laughed so hard at that bit.

[–]ElRed_ 0 points1 point ago

I typed in chest pains and it said I was having a heart attack. Oh well. Now I know what to do when the next one cones along.

[–]enitsp 0 points1 point ago

Just hit me that I was working on set with this guy (Chris Pratt) on Friday. Really nice guy in person.

[–]boblobla_w 0 points1 point ago

for the longest time i thought that was kermit the frog on the desk.. 10guy

[–]Crazola 0 points1 point ago

This just isn't as good in text form. It's all in the delivery.

[–]iheartinfected 1 point2 points ago

weird, im watching this episode right now! s3e02

[–]darktanyun -5 points-4 points ago

that show sucks, and, you sir, suck. Find a show that isn't written by 5th graders. I can't get through 5 minutes of the garbage before i realize it is a bad office rip off with unrealistic characters doing dumb shit. It's garbage ya dingus!