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Guess there wasn't enough food in the ocean (i.imgur.com)
submitted 17 hours ago by MrBilliamBill
[–]itsmoist 808 points809 points810 points 16 hours ago
Oh shit. It's an octopus with wings.
We're FUCKED
[–]Jazzspasm 385 points386 points387 points 13 hours ago*
Cthulhu motherfucker, right there.
We're all fucked.
[–]megacookie 69 points70 points71 points 12 hours ago
Kill it before it dooms us all!
[–]MisterFiend 55 points56 points57 points 12 hours ago
HIT IT WITH THE BOAT, THAT WORKED LAST TIME!
[–]ChrisBuch 45 points46 points47 points 12 hours ago
Hurry someone light it on fire!!
[–]myotheralt 142 points143 points144 points 12 hours ago
Really?! Cthulhu isn't enough for you? You want a flaming pissed off Cthulhu?
[–]VirtualAnarchy 200 points201 points202 points 12 hours ago
No.
yes
[–]IronWaffled 49 points50 points51 points 10 hours ago
Flaming Cthulhu you say.
[–]THAREALBIGGIESMALLS 12 points13 points14 points 9 hours ago
nice one
[–]GuessWho_O 42 points43 points44 points 12 hours ago
Science quits.
[–]Propa_Tingz 40 points41 points42 points 11 hours ago
"Large monsters from hell will kill you, especially if you set them on fire", said scientists.
But nobody listened.
[–]vfxDan 6 points7 points8 points 9 hours ago
Put the scientists in prison for not properly warning us!
[–]ueptvoovtpeu 14 points15 points16 points 11 hours ago
HA! See ya science! This is why religion always wins in the end. Scientists can't handle a little summoning of the flaming Cthulhu ever once in a while then WHAT IS SCIENCE GOOD FOR! SCIENCE CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING!
[–]IsAnyoneHungry 7 points8 points9 points 10 hours ago
A palindrome anagram for a name. Hurts my head. Fuck science, words hurt my brain.
[–]ueptvoovtpeu 4 points5 points6 points 10 hours ago
haha most people don't even catch that. They just have a feeling about it and can't explain it.
[–]livefreeordont 14 points15 points16 points 12 hours ago
Cthulhu
[–]da1hobo 5 points6 points7 points 12 hours ago
He is a tad smaller than he is typically represented. I think I could take him.
[–]vfxDan 13 points14 points15 points 9 hours ago
Probably doesn't even lift.
[–]SQUID_FUCKER 83 points84 points85 points 13 hours ago
When nature tries to fuck you, you gotta fuck it right back.
[–]brokendimension 64 points65 points66 points 12 hours ago
I thought that Japan was a pioneer in this field.
[–]batmanmilktruck 17 points18 points19 points 12 hours ago
And thats how Gonorrhea started.
[–]StraY_WolF 22 points23 points24 points 13 hours ago
Literally?
[–]Shamborsky 11 points12 points13 points 12 hours ago
Tentacle porn
[–]jimbobhas 7 points8 points9 points 13 hours ago
octopus girl
[–]CarolinaPunk 13 points14 points15 points 12 hours ago
japan
[–]Kevlar_socks 2 points3 points4 points 12 hours ago
I respect your experience.
[–]itsmoist 3 points4 points5 points 12 hours ago
I knew you would show up
[–]XxGirxX 103 points104 points105 points 14 hours ago
you're dead wrong. http://i.imgur.com/9rOej.jpg
[–]Jesus_Faggot_Christ 162 points163 points164 points 14 hours ago
To me that just kind of looks like a shark wearing a fancy flowing skirt. What a pretty lady shark.
[–]Sharkictus 80 points81 points82 points 13 hours ago
Thank you, I try to give my wife the best.
[–]livefreeordont 47 points48 points49 points 12 hours ago
whos a good little guy? you are, yes you are!
[–]Squirrel_Nuts 81 points82 points83 points 12 hours ago
Excuse me
[–]livefreeordont 29 points30 points31 points 12 hours ago
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/014/e/9/bunny_and_his_shark_friend_by_sebreg-d375px7.jpg
[–]Randyh524 10 points11 points12 points 12 hours ago
Where is this photo from? Is there a story behind this brave crazy man?
[–]newtype2099 7 points8 points9 points 12 hours ago
I've wanted to know this for so long.
[–]SandRider 2 points3 points4 points 9 hours ago*
It was a long time ago but isn't this the guy that was trying to prove the sharks are actually somewhat docile/friendly and you could actually pet them? I think it was on sharkweek? I just can't remember the year
edit* This, I think
[–]rojlewis 11 points12 points13 points 13 hours ago
That thing isn't going near my penis.
[–]Duodude55 17 points18 points19 points 12 hours ago
More for me.
[–]livefreeordont 3 points4 points5 points 12 hours ago
dont hog it all! leave some for the rest of us
[–]KenuR 8 points9 points10 points 12 hours ago
WHY NOT?
[–]TheDuskDragon 14 points15 points16 points 14 hours ago
Bet it still can't swim backwards though.
[–]ArchangelleOPisAfag 6 points7 points8 points 13 hours ago
Wait til it reaches the end of the board.
[–]twoplustwoisatheist 49 points50 points51 points 13 hours ago
http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/9/17/23/bearsharktopus-30363-1253244193-27.jpg
[–]livefreeordont 30 points31 points32 points 12 hours ago
http://i.imgur.com/Vs2d1.jpg
[–]CreamOfTheClop 3 points4 points5 points 11 hours ago
Put some stripes on it, make it part tiger too.
[–]vuxa 22 points23 points24 points 13 hours ago
Please
[–]thesimpletoncomplex 18 points19 points20 points 13 hours ago
I said I wanted to talk to Squidward. Not Squid-bird.
[–]LovingSweetCattleAss 6 points7 points8 points 12 hours ago
Repost to /r/birdswitharms ?
[–]FidelCastrator 6 points7 points8 points 13 hours ago
Pidgepus, which sounds too adorable for the terrifying monstrosity it is.
[–]dray96 6 points7 points8 points 11 hours ago
I, For One, Welcome Our New Flying Octopus Overlords
[–]SoNotTheCoolest 5 points6 points7 points 13 hours ago
I TOLD THEM THE OCEAN WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH. I TOLD THEM.
[–]bleakwood 5 points6 points7 points 12 hours ago
what? like proper fucked?
[–]itsmoist 2 points3 points4 points 12 hours ago
You quoted my favorite movie. Thank you
[–]Trackball_Artist 3 points4 points5 points 9 hours ago
http://i.imgur.com/58ZVk.png
[–]userjoe9066 2 points3 points4 points 12 hours ago
THEY'RE BASICALLY THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH WINGS! NOOOOOO!
[–]gynoceros 59 points60 points61 points 14 hours ago
If I can try seafood, an octopus can try landfood.
[–]BetaCyg 10 points11 points12 points 10 hours ago
Sky food?
[–]whytep 44 points45 points46 points 14 hours ago
This is at Ogden Point in Victoria, British Columbia.
[–]treepulse 16 points17 points18 points 13 hours ago
Ogden Point is on reddit? I thought we're just "that town near Vancouver"
[–]Omni239 8 points9 points10 points 10 hours ago
Now you're "that town near Vancouver where the octopus ate that bird".
[–]yourdadsbff 2 points3 points4 points 10 hours ago
Well now you're "that town with the bird-eating octopus."
[–]the_hardest_part 12 points13 points14 points 13 hours ago
I run down here every week.
[–]treepulse 6 points7 points8 points 13 hours ago
Do you just run along the break water and out to the lighthouse? Sounds like a really refreshing run.
[–]the_hardest_part 6 points7 points8 points 12 hours ago
Nah I start at the Laurel Point Inn (there's a pathway that basically leads to Fisherman's Wharf), then along Dallas. Eventually I turn down either Oswego or Menzies and head back. Been too sick this past week but I'm hoping to be back at it soon.
[–]ASKing_Y 74 points75 points76 points 13 hours ago
That's as scary as a mantis taking down a hummingbird
[–]Distractionatraction 69 points70 points71 points 11 hours ago
I hate anything that reminds me of humming birds. I bet not many people have humming bird horror stories so I will tell mine. Slightly NSFL, but all I have are words (luckily!)
My dad lives on a mountain surrounded by wildlife. Prefect peaceful get-away. He has a humming bird feeder filled with sugar water. They come right up on the porch & we can watch them real close. Its nice, sweet. But one year he was over-run with bees. Not so peaceful to stay out & watch.
So I suggested that close by he should have one if those sticky strips that catch bugs nearby. He thought that was great thinking. He over-estimates my intelligence. Along came a darling humming bird, who promptly caught his wing on the sticky strip. My dad tried to peel him off but it just kept getting worse & worse, more stuck and tangled. He even managed to rip him off his wings at one point.
Finally my dad had to do the honorable thing and put it out of its misery. He put on a work boot, brought it to the driveway, and squashed it like a bug. Then had to pull the corpse and strip from his boot. Feathers & guts everywhere.
Now I just deal with the bees. No more ideas from me. :(
[–]GlowWolf 42 points43 points44 points 11 hours ago
:( Sorry that happened to you. If there's ever a "next time," just use vegetable oil to free the animal. It dissolves the sticky stuff. Works if you find some poor animal stuck in a glue trap too.
[–]Distractionatraction 3 points4 points5 points 11 hours ago*
Thanks, but I'm really really hoping there will never be a "next time!"
I'm basically too traumatized to sit on the porch and watch them now anyhow.
& those glue mouse traps? Inhumane. I like the instant crack on the neck ones. Instant death is way better (except that pic of one that was caught by his one little mousy ball. I would link, but on my phone. That must not have been a happy death, starving while one if your balls is pinned down in a trap meant to break your neck!)
Then again, there may be painless death, but maybe not "happy death!"
[–]lagasan 3 points4 points5 points 10 hours ago
I've seen pics of mice that have torn off bits of flesh trying to get away. At best, the mouse dehydrates to death. Those traps seem deliberately cruel. While we're on the subject, rodent poison bait works by causing hemorrhaging, so the animal bleeds out internally, as I understand it. Quicker than a sticky trap, but I dunno how humane that is.
[–]bargle0 3 points4 points5 points 10 hours ago
(except that pic of one that was caught by his one little mousy ball. I would link, but on my phone. That must not have been a happy death, starving while one if your balls is pinned down in a trap meant to break your neck!)
http://i.imgur.com/9INyI.jpg
[–]MichaelJahrling 16 points17 points18 points 11 hours ago
Oh my god, the imagery...
[–]SpaissOwl 4 points5 points6 points 12 hours ago
Yes! I was going to comment about the praying mantis hummingbird thing that is equally as "wrong looking" as the octo-pigeon awfulness.
[–]NightSage 99 points100 points101 points 16 hours ago
When there isn't enough food in the sea, Cthulhu will walk among us.
[–]boofire 75 points76 points77 points 14 hours ago
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
[–]Misaria 81 points82 points83 points 14 hours ago
Would you like a large fries with that?
[–]ChronicMasterBaker 20 points21 points22 points 11 hours ago
Fucking goobacks, learn to speak English.
[–]Gonza200 18 points19 points20 points 13 hours ago
Oh Baxter, you know I don't speak Welsh!
[–]MagicalTrevor09 8 points9 points10 points 13 hours ago
I'ya Cthulhu, I'ya Dagon
[–]boofire 12 points13 points14 points 12 hours ago
My name is Charles Dexter Ward and I'm here to raise the dead and fuck bitches, and I don't see any bitches
[–]the_trepverter 14 points15 points16 points 12 hours ago
Well, I'm here to fuck the dead and raise bitches, so we seem to have reached an impasse.
[–]TheTallGuy0 44 points45 points46 points 12 hours ago
Octopus's are badass. Really smart, too. Read about one that was escaping its tank at night in an research aquarium, walking 15 feet, climbing up another fishes tank, jumping in, helping himself to some tasty fish snacks, then walking back to its own tank. The researchers couldn't figure out where the other fish kept going, until they set up a camera and caught him sneaking out. Thats baller.
[–]ghost_in_the_circuit 14 points15 points16 points 10 hours ago
As someone who has an octopus phobia and has always been consoled only by the fact that they're stuck in their tanks..... you've just ruined my life a little.
[–]Triviaandwordplay 9 points10 points11 points 10 hours ago*
An octopus was found to be the culprit in killing of sharks in a Seattle aquarium. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOEZh1Lbbg
[–]ImPhone 5 points6 points7 points 11 hours ago
There was one at the Catalina Island center where the schools would tour named Houdini. It would open it's tank and dissapear so they put a simple lock on the tank. This motherfucker opened the thing and got out still so now they have a 15 pound weight on the lid.
[–]Brian_Warner 4 points5 points6 points 9 hours ago
I think my favourite part of that story is that the octopus would close the door to his tank after sneaking back in, to cover his tracks. Terrifying.
[–]Mirrabell 6 points7 points8 points 14 hours ago
This was taken not for from where I live. Source and more photos here.
[–]totally_photoshopped 19 points20 points21 points 9 hours ago
Original
[–]royf5 6 points7 points8 points 9 hours ago
Damn, you're good.
[–]WhereWhalesDare 7 points8 points9 points 15 hours ago
The ocean should have called George Costanza to inform him of the shrimp shortage
[–]cdq4199 3 points4 points5 points 15 hours ago
Octogull: The Return
[–]whatismyproblem 3 points4 points5 points 14 hours ago
It was tired of eating fish, so it tried chicken. Chicken of the sea.
[–]DigitalSpoon 3 points4 points5 points 12 hours ago
I remember this; a Victoria woman got her 15 minutes of fame! Source
[–]ajkkjjk52 75 points76 points77 points 16 hours ago
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[–]mangletron 96 points97 points98 points 15 hours ago
Wow 6 months already? I'd say we're due for a repost.
[–]HittingSmoke 26 points27 points28 points 12 hours ago
But it's fun to be a pretentious cunt and karma whore by posting karmadecay tables in every single fucking thread.
Right?
[–]bubblevision 7 points8 points9 points 11 hours ago
Not every thread. Just reposts.
[–]bishagogo 10 points11 points12 points 9 hours ago
So, every thread then, right?
[–]jammerjoint 3 points4 points5 points 9 hours ago
Actually yes. Because I would not have seen this otherwise, six months is definitely long enough.
[–]funnywhennecessary 6 points7 points8 points 15 hours ago
This reminds me about a story of a young pike and a bird (of course without any proof). The pike caught the bird by its head, the bird fled to land, both suffocated.
[–]space_zombie 6 points7 points8 points 15 hours ago
you mean this? dumb fish
[–]paby 3 points4 points5 points 15 hours ago
You'd think word would get around the gull community to not try and pick up the things with 8 tentacles.
[–]pranavrc 1 point2 points3 points 14 hours ago
That looked like a small dragon initially. I hope things like these come out of Lake Vostok.
[–]Jesus_Faggot_Christ 2 points3 points4 points 14 hours ago
Boy it would really be embarrassing to be killed and eaten by a creature who lives in the deep ocean if you were a creature who could fly.
[–]NoodleMonger 2 points3 points4 points 9 hours ago
New Episode of Spongebob:
Squidward gets a Girlfriend.
[–]JohnnyElijasialuk 10 points11 points12 points 17 hours ago
I think the octopus raped it
[–]SQUID_FUCKER 42 points43 points44 points 13 hours ago
I'll handle this.
[–]ViolentOctopus 32 points33 points34 points 12 hours ago
Stay away from my cousins
[–]XxGirxX 45 points46 points47 points 14 hours ago
But it's the bird's fault because it was wearing a slutty outfit.
[–]EmeraldGirl 18 points19 points20 points 13 hours ago
Also, if it was such a nice bird, what would it be doing in that neighborhood?
[–]ModerateBias 9 points10 points11 points 12 hours ago
Well since it was rape, at least we don't have to worry about there being winged octopus mutant babies, as it is my understanding the body has a way of shutting the whole thing down in cases of legitimate rape.
[–]raf3776 4 points5 points6 points 16 hours ago
Ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going..
[–]Peewee223 4 points5 points6 points 14 hours ago
http://imgur.com/Cdi53
[–]xcforlife 34 points35 points36 points 13 hours ago
Oh sweet, the top comment from last time it was posted!
[–]Inhammable 2 points3 points4 points 9 hours ago
i upvoted, read your comment, then immediately downvoted. feels good.
[–]Pantalaiimon 2 points3 points4 points 14 hours ago
Carlos Schwabe's Spleen Et Ideal in real life.
[–]youjusreadmyusername 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
Take out
[–]sillyparrot2102 1 point2 points3 points 14 hours ago
that bird didn't even see it coming
[–]esdot87 1 point2 points3 points 14 hours ago
Looks like a dragon
[–]johnnymassive 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNwegprmtx8
[–]SameGreatTaste 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
We do not sow.
[–]aethelberga 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
Sometimes, you just want seagull.
[–]lerbius 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
At first glimpse I thought it looked like a dead baby dragon.
[–]FeculentUtopia 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
Not really all that much left to eat in the ocean. That's the first thing it's caught in a month that didn't turn out to be a plastic bag.
[–]bloopenstein -1 points0 points1 point 13 hours ago
And its not even a seagull- its a hawk of some sort. I'm guessing the bird dove for a fish, and the Underwater Webless Spider (tm) snatched it from it's cunningly laid trap.
[–]hotproperty 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
sometimes you have to treat yourself to something different.
[–]DaBrown 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
Sometimes they are not in the mood for sea food
[–]Trashcanman33 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
Yea sea creatures eat birds, just like birds eat sea creatures, crazy how that works...
[–]everything_is_pandas 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
It's one of the cephalopod cherubs that shriek in a choir to announce the waking of Cthulhu.
[–]Luvs_to_drink 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
nah that squid just drank some redbull that was poured into the ocean.
[–]LesaneCrooks 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
Let me guess: Australia?
[–]highthought 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
What I can't stop thinking about is how this octopus had the pleasure of eating something outside of its natural habitat? was it tasty? ill never know?
[–]BenRoyce 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
now that you've seen that, read this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_squid
(whistles, walks away)
[–]megasaurass 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
Anyone else think that was a small dragon?
[–]distinguisheduser 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
It looks like that poor octopus just wanted to be an angel for Halloween.
[–]AlphaTrio 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
It's the only way she can earn her wings.
[–]Roshinsky 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
Success Octopus
[–]CdubWillia 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
so now there will be ink instead of bird crap on my car??
[–]MythOfLight 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
That's beautiful.
[–]Tuskaruho 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
Seems we got Cthulhus proportions wrong
[–]Cpt_Waffle 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
Guess it had a change of appetite. Its not everyday you taste bird when living in the sea
[–]ZoidbergJohnA 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
Yeah, damn fish should stick to eating what's in the ocean!
Ding - Oh, my Salmon's done - be right back.
[–]pizzatime 2 points3 points4 points 12 hours ago
Wub wub wub wub wub.
[–]alternatego 1 point2 points3 points 12 hours ago
Not enough fish in the sea - FTFY
[–]Bharding14 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
bad ass
[–]trickstervillain 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Teacher says, "Every time a foghorn sounds, a giant octopus eats an angel."
[–]PizzaPits 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
"It's all sucky and squeezy!"
[–]Shancy 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Any relation?
[–]punkrockscience 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
What? You've never just craved chicken?
[–]TheBlackStache 1 point2 points3 points 12 hours ago
hey Octopus, the sky called , they're running out of birds
[–]Jonny-2-cents 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Well, I for one welcome our new octobirdpus overlords.
[–]Xexx 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Looks like the food is in the ocean to me. I know the octopus didn't take up flying.
[–]kmck96 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Please tell me someone else saw a dragon...
[–]ksmith247 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
He's probably just tired of seafood.
[–]HiRedditImHereNow 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
It looks like an octopus with angel wings. o_O Imagine those beside Jesus and the manger scene. haha.
[–]MichaelAV 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Wow! I never knew they would go for a bird like that! Does OP know if it made the kill or just scavenging?
[–]ritchie888 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Plenty more fish in the sea.
[–]guy_lovejoy -1 points0 points1 point 12 hours ago
Why is this in wtf?
[–]greeech 1 point2 points3 points 12 hours ago
every time you masturbate, an angel is eaten by an octopus
[–]Sjokomelk 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Take that you fucking seagull.
[–]nhmxz -1 points0 points1 point 12 hours ago
How is this Wtf, really?!?! It's a neat picture, something cool you came accross. Not Wtf..
[–]Duraace 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Man that is old news.
[–]SecondHarleqwin 1 point2 points3 points 12 hours ago
Well, I for one welcome our new avian-cephalopod overlords.
[–]L0llercaust 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Times is tough.
[–]TinkerGeeks 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Damn economy
[–]whitetrashvampire 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
That's actually pretty cool
[–]planetzardoz 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Shit this could be a movie.... Vampire octobirds!
[–]FrostyDAdroman 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Video?
[–]slumpsox 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
That bird is clearly in the ocean
[–]ronocod33 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
OR There wasn't enough food on the land and that bird is breast deep in the finest octopus he's ever tasted.
[–]Firebird4Life 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Whoever said that there are plenty of fish in the sea apparently never counted on this octopus...
[–]Spaghetti_Bender8873 1 point2 points3 points 12 hours ago
It's fucking Cthulhu!
[–]TKEE 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Red Bull gives you wings.
[–]THeGaME41 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Misunderstood octopus, he just wanted a hug.
[–]evanstan 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
I wish there was a video of what went down soo bad!!
[–]uhdude 1 point2 points3 points 12 hours ago
Atheist squid killing one angel at a time
[–]Masterb8 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Yeah, no...I never wanted to swim in the ocean anyway.
[–]salmansky 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
KRAKEN
[–]clydefrog811 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Actually OP is right. Overfishing is a huge problem.
[–]AshTheGoblin 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
I'm sure its been said already, but idgaf. FLYING MOTHERFUCKING OCTOPUS
[–]theoldicetongue 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
there's always more fish in the... fuck, they just ran out. forever alone again.
[–]Maaaaadvillian 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
Just the right level of weird.
[–]EManSavage 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
Octopusbro is keeping your windshield clean and clear.
[–]ModernRonin -1 points0 points1 point 11 hours ago
Giant Octopus will eat all your angels! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!
[–]rmm45177 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
Didn't his father ever warn him not to fly too low or his wings would get wet or too high so the wax would melt?
[–]ehpuckit 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
That or they're in love.
[–]lmfaonoobs 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
Or enough free poon..
[–]Jumpin_Jack_Flash -1 points0 points1 point 11 hours ago
Angel vs. Octopus.
Round 1.
Aaaand, it's over. Evolution wins.
[–]catpizza 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
I feel like there's a metaphor for love in here somewhere.
[–]Trouterspayce 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
At first I thought this was a giant fire worm. Octopus is cool though.
[–]Fun1k 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
Kill it. And then kill it again.
[–]dcrypter 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
I don't know what you are, but I will fuckin' eat you too!
[–]freakzilla149 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
When I was younger I used to wonder if octopuses, squids and jellyfish were actually aliens who landed on earth but had to stay because their engine broke and because of the nature shows I used to think that maybe jellyfish were alien ships and they tiny aliens inside them.
[–]EdJofJupiter 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
Maybe he just had a taste for fowl.
[–]High5King 1 point2 points3 points 11 hours ago
Looks like there wasn't (pause) enough fish in the sea
[–]grantswishes 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
Tastes like chicken.
[–]aj450 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
Or it's some kind of mutant Octopus which will one day take over the world?
[–]Jrwech 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
Seagull is a delicacy where he is from.
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