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[–]im_a_pop_sensation 27 points28 points ago

Wow

[–]Uitklapstoel 19 points20 points ago

Can't stop laughing at the end part. holy shit thats funny.

[–]ur_opinion_is_wrong 7 points8 points ago

Right, I shouldn't be laughing, but damn.

[–]hitormiss0216 1 point2 points ago

Aaaaand I'm done with the Internet for today

[–]zacky765 21 points22 points ago

Oh, now I need this shit daily.

[–]IronLung420 1 point2 points ago

Was funny until the humping.

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 0 points1 point ago

I have literally a hundred better things to do today, but this just sandbagged every last one.

[–]TheNightkin -1 points0 points ago

Sniper would've been better for woody, but whatevs.

[–]Yalla_3ad -2 points-1 points ago

now THAT is an original content!

[–]Purdy14 1 point2 points ago

Actually, this was posted in /r/gaming months ago.

[–]Kaninbil 90 points91 points ago

Yeah, because reddit NEVER repost

[–]trolloc1 7 points8 points ago

Not sure you've ever been to 9gag before but a friend showed it to me one time and it was literally all reposts and rage comics. Since I hate rage comics is was not a fun time.

[–]ChuckYeah 0 points1 point ago

To be fair it's the users, there is a user on there that makes comics about the memes like BLB and Philosiraptor. They are entertaining.

[–]Umpalumpa47 -2 points-1 points ago

Then can you explain to me why I see shit on here with the 9gag watermark constantly? I'm not trying to defend 9gag, but you can't honestly say they don't have original content when we take everything off of their site.

[–]Crackrock 6 points7 points ago

Because Reddit is an unoriginal cesspool that seems to believe they invented everything on the internet.

[–]twinsofliberty 4 points5 points ago

Except (most) of reddit never claims to make it, it's a site that has funny things, with some OC here and there. 9Gag, however, has a watermark, which pretty much says it's theirs/OC

[–]Crackrock 0 points1 point ago

Really? Anything posted ever with the 9gag watermark has the same top comment bitching about posting stuff from 9gag.

Don't get me wrong, they're shitty, but for different reasons.

[–]NYKevin 1 point2 points ago

I like it that way... it's like 4chan with a filter.

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[–]Stavros175 7 points8 points ago

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[–]MindlessDreamer 5 points6 points ago

So does 9Gag. It's shit content, but still, what the cool kids call - 'OC'.

[–]Derpdina 33 points34 points ago

How ironic that this is a repost.

[–]totems 16 points17 points ago

I got a hard time expressing my feelings about this post. So I just chose the standard procedure. OP, you are a faggot.

[–]Metalboyv2 58 points59 points ago

Look OP, you're not a faggot! BAHAHAHAHA so gullible.

[–]Jandklo 18 points19 points ago

I was hoping we were done with 9Gag...

[–]g0uveia 29 points30 points ago

i'm hoping this one gets reposted there =D

[–]SittingOnAngryChair 18 points19 points ago

I'm on it!

[–]dylanroo 4 points5 points ago

Link?

[–]SittingOnAngryChair 11 points12 points ago

Ugh. Making me go on there twice in the same century is cruel.

http://9gag.com/gag/5765155

[–]dylanroo 1 point2 points ago

You did good, upvotes galore!

[–]Ricktron3030 2 points3 points ago

You have to use Facebook to login there now?

[–]SittingOnAngryChair 3 points4 points ago

you can

I had an account in a very dark time in my life (dark for that exact reason)

[–]ChuckYeah 1 point2 points ago

It's got seven likes. I wonder if they're all from reddit.

[–]Evilllamas 7 points8 points ago

[SO BRAVE]

[–]MoistCurtains 18 points19 points ago

Buzz look! Original content on reddit! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

[–]Grammer_NotZ 12 points13 points ago

Hey buzz, reddit didn't steal, rape and murder rage comics from a different website

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[–]MoistCurtains 11 points12 points ago

Hey Woody, reddit did steal, rape, and murder rage comics from 4chan. Huehuehue...

[–]hflol 0 points1 point ago

gibe upboats plox

[–]theging 27 points28 points ago

Reddit is just as bad as 9gag in regards to reposts, just more tolerable in the sense that Reddit isn't filled with annoying 12-year-olds that are spazzing on various energy drinks.

[–]specialservices 16 points17 points ago

Yeah, it's more like 14-year-olds. The cool older kids.

[–]bo87 2 points3 points ago

Well there are reposts, but the top comments are usually that OP is a karma whore for reposting. It's a democracy, and not everyone knows about all reposts. At the same time reddit is filled with original content. Don't act like it isn't.

[–]SidewaysGoldfish 1 point2 points ago

Yep, this. Reddit is nothing but reposts because of karma.

[–]Thizzlebot 17 points18 points ago

Implying reddit makes orginal content.

[–]DSTFU 14 points15 points ago

DAE le hate 9gag?

[–]Alexandur 13 points14 points ago

Ha ha! If only those fags could be more like reddit, the king of original content!

[–]Bluekill 2 points3 points ago

I remember a time when funny picture websites weren't so damn territorial, just google search funny pictures, browse different websites and simply brush it off if i see a picture i seen previously on a different website..

I still do

EDIT - I know theres more than just funny pics.. Just sayin

[–]Iamadinocopter 2 points3 points ago

it's funny because you could say the same about reddit.

[–]BUZZLOOKANALIEN 0 points1 point ago

My time has come

[–]xXInCurableXx 2 points3 points ago

This is so ironic considering this joke totally has not been made before.

[–]nick52 2 points3 points ago

This will be on 9gag, making fun of 4chan soon

[–]Summon_Jet_Truck 2 points3 points ago

thus the circle is complete.

[–]max007x2 1 point2 points ago

I just wanted you to know i posted this on 9gag to show the irony http://9gag.com/gag/5766276

[–]SaviorofHyrule 0 points1 point ago

[–]elephantx 0 points1 point ago

I think it's best to just ignore 9gag and not talk about it altogether.

[–]Liebmann 0 points1 point ago

This will be the first reddit post not to be repost on 9gag! :O

[–]assphynkter 0 points1 point ago

With the fading exception of original content growing far and few between, it's the exact same here.

[–]Avista 1 point2 points ago

Buzz, Look! An original joke on Reddit!

...

[–]jnethery 0 points1 point ago

Guys, the joke is that 9GAG reposts.

[–]evandavis7 0 points1 point ago

Please don't let this be a new meme please don't let this be a new meme...

[–]NakedPancake -1 points0 points ago

What we seem to have here is a faggot, that goes by the name of OP.

[–]attentionwhore01 0 points1 point ago

So is 4chan like this but to reddit instead?

[–]continually_hopped 0 points1 point ago

I know right? r/funny is almost nothing BUT original contents!

[–]jefvel 0 points1 point ago

[–]I_HaveAHat 1 point2 points ago

Am I he only one who doesnt completely hate 9gag for no reason?

[–]IronLung420 -2 points-1 points ago

I wish I could upvote you a million times.