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[–]glaedr 866 points867 points ago

As a guy, my body is nowhere near feminine enough to pull that off.

[–]fractal_snowflake 483 points484 points ago

...Not sure if disappointed or boasting

[–]NorwegianPearl 506 points507 points ago

Bro probably lifts.

[–]cirocinmycup 240 points241 points ago

De fuck You Say?!!?? FIGHT ME IRL

[–]zuptrack 64 points65 points ago

[–]kinguzumaki 255 points256 points ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[–]OsamaMKH 79 points80 points ago

Ain't no warfare like Gorilla warfare. http://i.imgur.com/ZspQo.jpg

[–]Drabski 132 points133 points ago

This guy...every thread has one

[–]kinguzumaki 73 points74 points ago

I felt obligated to do this - the timing just felt so right...

[–]esoteric416 35 points36 points ago

You are the hero people like that are pretending to be.

[–]Epicmuffinz 9 points10 points ago

That sentence made no sense...

[–]scoobyduped 45 points46 points ago

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now

[–]quasarmonkey 12 points13 points ago

FALSE: Marines cannot spell.

[–]RadioHitandRun 7 points8 points ago

What's this rant from?

[–]methshin 1 point2 points ago

Gorilla warfare. Now that's fucking scary.

[–]DumbPeopleSay 9 points10 points ago

Why do people upvote this tired copypasta? Upvotes should be for wit or humor, and continually reposting an old joke that someone else wrote is neither.

[–]erik_cook11 7 points8 points ago

Are you the upvote king or the upvote dictator? This is 'merica. We believe in freedom here.

[–]ussr577 19 points20 points ago

OP may be a girl, but I think reddit would appreciate her doing this nevertheless.

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[–]Synergythepariah 18 points19 points ago

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST, BROTHER?

[–]Niqulaz 37 points38 points ago

There's a school for performing arts near my work, so I often find myself playing the dangerous game of "Be ye lad or lass?" on my way to and from the subway.

A girl would most likely not have shoulders like that, and still have hips that narrow, or so poorly defined gluteal muscles.

[–]iLikeMen69 2 points3 points ago

As a guy, I'm too fat to pull this off. :/

[–]darthn3ss 5 points6 points ago

I'm fairly certain the back hair would be an immediate give away.

[–]cC2Panda[!] 2 points3 points ago

As an Asian guy mine deinitely is...

[–]Inappropre 406 points407 points ago

I like the part were he gave up on undoing the bra.

[–]OmniaMors 258 points259 points ago

sadly thats me IRL, my gf has always had to do that part for me

edit: gf at the time, im single now ... ladies ;) (for any of you who would love an evening of awkward touching and frustration, drop me a line)

[–]personablepickle 66 points67 points ago

Try having her show you sometime (read: not during sexytime) on a bra she's not wearing. This is a skill every man should master.

[–]AllTattedUpJay 29 points30 points ago

As a guy, I think they should be zipper closure.

[–]Mortensen 64 points65 points ago

The shortest and most pointless zipper in the world?

[–]Snatland 20 points21 points ago

I feel like this has a significant risk of catching skin.

[–]WizzardLevelEcon 8 points9 points ago

guys currently have do deal with this risk on a daily bases. one time doing it wrong, leads to a life time of doing it right.

[–]epsilonius 21 points22 points ago

too finicky, why not velcro?

[–]beachjustice 46 points47 points ago

then you could just grab it from the front, rip it off like a super hero, and throw it across the room behind you.

[–]effinwha 28 points29 points ago

Bras are frickin expensive, dude.

[–]El_Weasel 13 points14 points ago

JUST LET ME DO THIS ONCE! FOR ME!

[–]HeMustBeABoss 3 points4 points ago

the rubix cube bra would be something you should truly master to become a man.

[–]AStabToTheEye 3 points4 points ago

I agree, it's a useful skill. Then there's always the t-shirt method.

That's where you snatch it off over the head with the removal of the tshirt. It's mostly used in drunken sex brawls. Be careful of earrings, they can get snagged and cause problems.

[–]mediaG33K 5 points6 points ago

One handed removal is the mark of a master.

[–]Mycobrew 94 points95 points ago

"You just push the two sides in and separate them! It's easy!"

Yeah thats what you keep saying.

[–]Jofatt 19 points20 points ago

Are you me? I've tried so many times, even looked at the mechanism. One day I will master this.

[–]RabbleRabble668 15 points16 points ago

I don't know why this is always such a big thing.. I never had any trouble undoing my ex-gf's bras..

[–]dubqore 27 points28 points ago

Because they didn't exist? Just kiddin' :)

[–]gordonfreemn 4 points5 points ago

Sometimes it seemed as I could undo them almost just by looking at them, sometimes it seemed like they were glued together. Mysterious shit!

[–]Sonick06 19 points20 points ago

I've found it's easier if you only use one hand. It sounds ten times harder but trust me, it's easier.

[–]st5stryAQ 4 points5 points ago

I found it's easier of you just lift it up from the front

[–]Gracen 53 points54 points ago

Somehow, my bf is a master bra unhooker. It's like he finds the strap, one-handedly gives it a squeeze, and it's done. I get him to take it off or me when I don't feel like it, he's that efficient. And has had no prior practice with any other chicks.. just natural, magical breast-liberating hands. O.O

[–]Retal19 49 points50 points ago

I think you're dating a superhero.

[–]ICantFindUsername 7 points8 points ago

This must be one the the most pointless super-power in the world...

This, or groing up 50 years in a second.

[–]MsFit 6 points7 points ago

Someone doesn't appreciate boobs.

[–]IronLung420 9 points10 points ago

Stopping a speeding bullet.....once.

[–]markycapone 18 points19 points ago

I was always expecting it to be really hard, based on tv and everything people said. I was surprised when it just popped right off. I don't know why people have such a hard time. It's 2 hooks for God's sake.

[–]FlawlessAlles 19 points20 points ago

3 or 4 hooks if you're dealing with some DDs.

[–]kyouteki 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, every bra I've ever undone has 4 hooks. But I guess that just shows my bias...

[–]imlost19 5 points6 points ago

yeah first bra I ever took off, I one handed in about .05 seconds. She called me a player. I was still a virgin.

Win.

[–]BitchesLove 12 points13 points ago

It's pretty easy once you learn the concept of the clasp. You only need thumb and forefinger. Feel for the 2 metal u bent shaped pieces and squeeze.

[–]thescreg 2 points3 points ago

Undoing a lady's bra was a skill that I mastered early. Being able to do it with one hand always impresses them. The only time I have any trouble is when I get with a gal that has super huge boobs.

Edited for spelling.

[–]Capitol62 13 points14 points ago

Instructions on opening the bra:

  1. To learn, sit facing your lady's bra clad back. No shirts allowed.
  2. Place your right thumb 1/2 to 1 inch to the left of the bra clasp. Press down. Not too hard but hard enough to keep the strap from moving.
  3. Place your right index finger 1/2 inch to the right of the clasp and press down. Again, not too hard.
  4. Slide you index finger over to your thumb. Your thumb doesn't move! The thumb is just holding the bottom portion of the clasp in place. All you're trying to do is move the top of the clasp out of the bottom. If you visualize a hook clasp, you can see how and why this will unhook it. The hooks simply slide into metal loops on the lower strap. You're just sliding them out.

General tips:

  • It takes a lot less effort than you think, you can be pretty gentle.

  • Once you get it, you'll be able to undo clasps through t-shirts and sweatshirts.

  • If your lady has a large bosom you'll have a harder clasp. Somewhere in the mid-C range bras step up from two clasps to three. (mileage may vary depending on the bra)

  • Your ultimate goal is to be able to do this smoothly and from the front of your lady.

Godspeed.

[–]CJGibson 12 points13 points ago

I sometimes feel like my ability to do this is wasted on me being a gay guy.

I did terrorize my female friends with it in college though, since I could do it through a shirt. That was worth a few laughs at least.

[–]Girth_of_the_Bereave 3 points4 points ago

It always makes me feel impressive when girls are impressed that I can remove them smoothly. Nothing like low expectations to stroke the ol' ego.

[–]DancesWithDaleks 6 points7 points ago

I'm a girl and I suck at undoing my bra. I can undo other girls, but my shoulder issues prevent me from doing my own. I just yank it over my head and fling it across the room like it's intentional and I'm a badass. One time I knocked over a lamp.

[–]Ace_19 5 points6 points ago

Every time my boyfriend successfully unhooks my bra, I say "Lock picking increased to.. [number]" depending on how fast it was. :)

[–]NikkoE82 253 points254 points ago

So, funny ChatRoulette story.

Roommates and I throw a party right when ChatRoulette is peaking in popularity.

I decide to hook up the laptop to the TV to involve ChatRoulette somehow.

Friends decide we should have a girl put her cleavage into the shot, get some guy to start jerking off, then she moves and the whole party is there laughing at him.

We do this and it's hilarious watching guys scramble to hit "Next" or move the camera off his dick.

But then, one dude doesn't do either of those things. He stops for a second....then keeps going.

For some reason (alcohol), we start cheering him on ("Go! Go! Go!") until he finishes.

Then the guy gives a thumbs up and types out, "THAT WAS CRAZY!!!"

[–]Frasty 112 points113 points ago

That guy....Was probably under so much pressure.

[–]NikkoE82 56 points57 points ago

Didn't stop him from performing.

[–]jeanthine 41 points42 points ago

Could put that on his resume. "Performs well under pressure: masturbated in front of cheering crowd"

[–]andybobz 18 points19 points ago

That is.. Awesome.

[–]Eilif 20 points21 points ago

That was exhibitionism.

[–]SailorScout 103 points104 points ago

His menacing laugh at the end makes this so much better.

[–]GenericCommentGuy 8 points9 points ago

If your curious, he has a youtube channel. Look up Drew Malino. He does a bunch of chatroullete videos

[–]Megaelectromonkey 122 points123 points ago

You see if that was me, after the big reveal, i'd have raised one eyebrow, smiled and gestured for him to carry on, just to see his reaction

[–]candygram4mongo 62 points63 points ago

I kinda think he'd be into it.

[–]mushmancat 49 points50 points ago

[–]firefly477 43 points44 points ago

The look of pure joy on his face makes me happy. And I'm also insanely skinny, so maybe I could pull it off.

[–]HeathFlugruger1 21 points22 points ago

Funny story: I tried this because i thought it would be funny so i got a pair of booty shorts that say "I <3 black guys" on them, and got on chatroulette. I'd work it for a couple minutes, then show them my face and laugh at them. Well one day i got a black guy and he loved the shorts. He pulled out his penis and started jerking it, and when i showed him my face... he didn't stop..

tl;dr black guy jerked off to me on chatroulette, i'm a male

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 12 points13 points ago

"Those shorts are nice, but the mouth is real pretty."

[–]_readit_ 4 points5 points ago

He was probably looking at a different window.

[–]Hibbo567 257 points258 points ago

You should still do it anyway even if ur not a guy.

[–]Puzzel 157 points158 points ago

Stay classy reddit.

[–]miseryisnotdead 43 points44 points ago

You can't even elude allude to the fact that you're a girl on reddit without people either:

a) asking for tit pics

b) calling you a karma whore.

What a lovely place.

edit for wrong word.

[–]STLReddit 24 points25 points ago

insert 'white knight' reference as people try to insinuate that you having a problem with people sexually harassing other people somehow makes you a bad person

[–]mrsdale 5 points6 points ago

*allude >_>

[–]protossOPlql 2 points3 points ago

yea well but maybe this time it has something to do with the fact that he's pretending to be a girl taking her bra off. but whatever, circlejerks don't need proper context anyway.

[–]Puzzel 0 points1 point ago

sigh

[–]xsited1 22 points23 points ago

What about this guy?

[–]vinfx 21 points22 points ago

Imagine what the filter on his vacuum cleaner looks like.

[–]kittylauncher 36 points37 points ago

His shower drain probably looks like a hairy goatse

[–]Kazaril 13 points14 points ago

Just don't.

[–]twinglockfortys 58 points59 points ago

How many fucking times can the same gif be on the front page of /funny in the same month?

[–]fuczak 34 points35 points ago

3-4

[–]ruttinator 5 points6 points ago

You could pretend to be a dude and strip for girls and when you're about to pull your dick out BAM! Vagina.

[–]eyeflytwohigh 9 points10 points ago

he looks like the guy from the american version of The Inbetweeners.

[–]shizzler 17 points18 points ago

There is an American version? Why must there be an American version of everything? You speak the same language as the Brits so why can't you just watch the British shows?

[–]Sassanac 20 points21 points ago

That show is cancer. (the us version)

[–]eyeflytwohigh 8 points9 points ago

agreed. i can't get over how much the american "Jay" looks... special.

[–]theupdown 2 points3 points ago

I've tried watching a few episodes, and I can't even look at the screen when he's talking. Sorry, but he's just that ugly. Jay was never supposed to be attractive but goddamn, this guy has nothing going for him.

[–]pokelord13 5 points6 points ago

I remember this video. It was by DrewMalino on chatroulette trolling. I think it was this one

[–]noobercakes 13 points14 points ago

And now kids, this is why we don't go on chat roulette.

[–]steinershocker 48 points49 points ago

yeah, cause THIS is the problem there.

[–]SpiderDairy 6 points7 points ago

I would have simply chuckled and said "continue" :)

[–]BeenWaitingForSoLong 8 points9 points ago

you make it sound like you are King Joffrey

[–]creamcup 14 points15 points ago

Both the guys were hot

[–]rocksyoursocksoff 9 points10 points ago

Repost

[–]berrics94 4 points5 points ago

Bitch didn't even wait a month.

[–]Tonka_Tough 6 points7 points ago

It was funny the first 3 times.

title comnts points age /r/
Gotcha! 0coms -6pts 8dys funny
Not expecting that. 3coms 13pts 11dys funny
Omegle Troll 3coms 20pts 14dys gifs
someone else has probably already posted this, but i dont care. it's just too funny!!! 2coms -6pts 15dys gifs
Troll Level: Chatroulette 0coms -3pts 17dys funny
Webcam stripping 1com -5pts 18dys WTF
To all the horny guys on chatroulette/omegle 520coms 996pts 18dys funny

[–]Cormasaurus 6 points7 points ago

I've always wanted to be a guy so I could do this type of thing.

[–]TimesWasting 40 points41 points ago

I've always wanted to be a girl so I could do it for real and not as a joke

[–]Ergydion 15 points16 points ago

yeah, way too few boobs on these sites

[–]OldGobbo 5 points6 points ago

You've always wanted to be a guy so you could pretend to be a girl?

[–]Cormasaurus 2 points3 points ago

Yes!

[–]Cormasaurus 2 points3 points ago

Oh, and so I could know the joy of grabbing a handful of boobs and not being considered a lesbian for it.

[–]SputnikFace 2 points3 points ago

soon as he saw the hands.....

[–]rawilleq 1 point2 points ago

bahaha, this makes me laugh everytime.

[–]Defcon458 0 points1 point ago

How do these reposts keep making it to the front page. Reddit...do your job!

[–]danpopo 0 points1 point ago

Repost of my repost, classic.

[–]tehweave 2 points3 points ago

That man is a genius.

[–]simmejanne 2 points3 points ago

I love his "hahahahahah" face at the end

[–]plodling 2 points3 points ago

My friend did this on chat roulette to all the guys jerkin one off... One dude was so horrified he flipped his laptop over or something.

[–]enragedbiscuit 1 point2 points ago

Even though he has a feminine body, he's still pretty cute(: I'd love to do this if I were a guy.

[–]blevine1818 2 points3 points ago

I mean, you could still do it, and take the bra off. I don't think anyone would mind...

[–]futurewolf-420 3 points4 points ago

Funny prank. Though one of them still had to dress up in drag and convince the other party of how feminine they look... Who really won here?

[–]Crockinator 8 points9 points ago

My thoughts exactly.

I mean yeah, you lead on someone.... but you dress up in your mom's underwear and spend your saturday night strip-teasing guys on the internet.

[–]Akolyte01 9 points10 points ago

So?

[–]graciegray 1 point2 points ago

Drew Malino!!!!!!

[–]musephotos 1 point2 points ago

That's hysterical

[–]NaughtyDreadz 0 points1 point ago

as a woman, you SHOULD do this...

[–]Royerzzz 0 points1 point ago

That guy is my hero!!

[–]RcOhTeMfGs -1 points0 points ago

You should do this anyways...you know, for science.

[–]mpavlofsky -1 points0 points ago

You could still do that, you know.

[–]silverwarbler 1 point2 points ago

The guys reaction is the best part!

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

This guy... Everything about him reminds me of the Amazing Spiderman

[–]Ledzerp 1 point2 points ago

Drew Malino !

[–]TSpange 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately, not all guys can pull off being a woman from behind.

[–]officernasty13 0 points1 point ago

The real question is, who's bra is that?

[–]magicalsealion 0 points1 point ago

You should do it anyway

[–]mutsuto 0 points1 point ago

Explain to me, why you can't do this as a girl?

[–]hust1adarabb1t -1 points0 points ago

You can do it as a girl also, you know.

[–]Ajax00 1 point2 points ago

I believe that's Drew Malino. He does a lot of these.

[–]Captain_Nipples 1 point2 points ago

That devious smile is the best part.

[–]yepitstaken -1 points0 points ago

gay moment>.>

[–]v0tesax0n 1 point2 points ago

always wanted to do this..... but i think when i lift up my shirt and there are actually boobs people wont think its so funny

[–]Kheran 0 points1 point ago

As a hairy man bear, I think the hairy landscape on my back would give away that I'm not a girl.

:(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Are you kidding? You could do way better. Start out doing a tease and slowly stripping (start with a lot of clothes) then right when you're about to take off your top have your webcam pan over to a large penis. Then be like you just got penised!

[–]Cactrot 0 points1 point ago

Most epic rage quit ever

[–]rmc330 -1 points0 points ago

But wait.. you're a girl. Why don't you just do this with boobies as the payoff?

[–]Abedeus 0 points1 point ago

I think my hairy back and muscles would give away that.

This trick only works if you have zero body hair (or shave...) and have feminine physique.

[–]Wolfman87 0 points1 point ago

The back hair would out me instantly.

[–]Sly_R -1 points0 points ago

You could do it anyway.

[–]SickBallsChopper 1 point2 points ago

HAHAHAHA!

[–]mcstatics -1 points0 points ago

do it even thou you're a broad

[–]Soullessredditor -1 points0 points ago

You can still do this even if you're a girl... If you know what I mean ;)

[–]fultzy44 1 point2 points ago

He's the one with the bra...

[–]trannychaser2 0 points1 point ago

Related (NSFW)

[–]wooq -1 points0 points ago

If I had the body for it, I'd do it too. Or better yet what this guy did:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6CXMwuPbYM

[–]Henrydu 0 points1 point ago

Is that Michael Cera watching him?

[–]danno1769 0 points1 point ago

Seen it on ebaums this morning.. laughed for a long time

[–]Heff228 1 point2 points ago

I remember seeing one where it appeared to be a woman's cleavage in a bra. As it was removed, we learn it was a man's ass all along.

[–]LawyerTurtle 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of when Cartman sucked Butters dick to prove Butters was gay.

[–]6justice6 -1 points0 points ago

Is there a repost formula? Like after a sirtain amount of time you can repost a get loads of karma? Just wondering.

[–]darkbartlon 0 points1 point ago

Would love to see his reaction if someone stayed

[–]FrederickDebaucle 0 points1 point ago

Have shoulders cannot do this.

[–]LeYuno -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]Spacebutterfly 1 point2 points ago

Hahahaha this made my day!!!

[–]EvilSteak 1 point2 points ago

Me and my cousin used to do this. We would go on Omegle and then asked them if they wanted to "see tits."

And then of course, I showed them my face.

[–]meepy12345 1 point2 points ago

Me too.....

[–]phoinex141 1 point2 points ago

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]chaddarcheese 1 point2 points ago

The dancing guy look like my best friend to a scary degree o.o

[–]SayceGards 0 points1 point ago

Cue Steve Kardynal...

[–]frazier6567 1 point2 points ago

You could do it to me as a girl... I'll pretend your a guy...

[–]dis_ma_username -1 points0 points ago

I have never understood these jokes: "Oh, I'll dress up like a lady and act feminine and seductive to this guy that is having dirty thoughts/touching himself because of me. That'll make him look totally gay!"

[–]AndyBrixton 1 point2 points ago

lol, if i was a guy i'd totally do this also.

[–]daronious 1 point2 points ago

Why not do it if you're a girl??

[–]icebillys 0 points1 point ago

It's a guy? Even better.

[–]___X___ 0 points1 point ago

i have woman hips, and i occasionally troll omegle doing this

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/197204_1012697937060_2247164_n.jpg

also have no ass though, but i mean, i am a guy

[–]NZben10 0 points1 point ago

why isn't this on /r/gonewild D:

[–]sasha_hart 0 points1 point ago

This .. is a disturbingly guilty pleasure of mine.

I am very good at convincingly looking like a girl. A crossdressing savant, if you will.. I can pass as a woman in day light, and in public.

Some times I get on Omegle and just pretend to be a real girl. Partly, just to feel good about myself if a genuine guy finds me attractive. I enjoy feeling pretty, and it's an insane rush to be fawned over, if as your guy self, that generally never, ever happens.

Some times, I do it to really fuck with assholes.

I once had a guy who right from get get-go, kept asking to see my boobs. I had my chest taped, so I had very convincing cleavage on cam.

I lead him on a bit. Showed my bra straps.

He was begging.

So finally, I said, the "Well, the prob is, I don't have boobs. I'm a dude."

He didn't believe me until I ripped off the tape and showed my nekked boy chest. At which point he fell off his chair laughing and disconnected.

Twas greatly amusing..

[–]_RubberSoul_ 0 points1 point ago

Go for it OP!

[–]caveofnecrogond 0 points1 point ago

I would love to be a fly on the wall immediately after that guy clicked off the connection. Lots and lots of screaming and cursing, I bet.

[–]Radioactv_jelly 0 points1 point ago

Pssssh you don't need to be a guy to do this ;D

[–]S73V3 1 point2 points ago

You don't need to be a guy to do this, it also works if you're a girl. People might not disconnect though.

[–]Vulpes-Aurum 0 points1 point ago

Can't you do it, regardless?

[–]WolfPaws123 0 points1 point ago

I love that he couldn't get the bra unhooked so he just pulled down the from. However, he doesn't have curvy hips so it's hard to believe he's a girl from behind. Then again, that guy was a bored horny teenager and I don't think he analyzed the anatomy of the figure in front of him very thoroughly...

[–]piesamurai 0 points1 point ago

Drew Malino.

[–]thewestexit 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't pull this off, what with all the back hair...

[–]crazymonkey202 1 point2 points ago

I don't think many people would mind that you're a girl...

[–]Nguyenpin123 0 points1 point ago

That's Drew Malino!

[–]ItsAnArt 0 points1 point ago

It finally happened: My soul is intertwined with Reddit so much, that I finally checked the user to look for GW posts. My shame...

[–]Tyler_rex 0 points1 point ago

That's Drewmalino on youtube, he's pretty funny.