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[–]Moewron 404 points405 points ago

As someone well over six feet tall, that's what it feels like getting out of most cars.

[–]arrjayjee 329 points330 points ago

As someone who is 6'6", fuck everybody who wants me to sit in the back seat of a two-door car.

[–]jiruga 230 points231 points ago

As someone who is 5'8", i find this rather amusing.

[–]xhupsahoy 199 points200 points ago

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile?

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall.

[–]cpnHindsight 69 points70 points ago

[–]Danny_Bomber 67 points68 points ago

I sat there waiting for text to pop up since you called it a quote.

[–]cpnHindsight 40 points41 points ago

It's coming, just wait a while and listen.

[–]Sparkmark 14 points15 points ago

Funny funny! Was worth the wait!

[–]masterwit 6 points7 points ago

Pops up kinda of hidden on the screen only for a brief second. Since the loop is so long you have to be careful not to miss it!

Totally worth it though...

[–]Oxxide 5 points6 points ago

i'm starting to doubt there is text.

[–]Danny_Bomber 4 points5 points ago

This is the best day of my life!

[–]WhyNotBarbershop 6 points7 points ago

[–]Danny_Bomber 1 point2 points ago

Just when I think it couldn't get any better...

[–]SharkMan4real 0 points1 point ago

I'm so confused of what you're doing

[–]Notandi 6 points7 points ago

[–]Mekisteus 6 points7 points ago

Hah hah!

[–]Josh_The_Boss 3 points4 points ago

As someone who is 5'7" who drives a 22' truck, I get a lot of comical attention on the opposite spectrum.

[–]outloudkat 2 points3 points ago

WAVE to the people!

[–]forseti_ 1 point2 points ago

[–]Whipfather 24 points25 points ago

As someone who is 5'4", I find the Shire to be lovely.

[–]stOpSKY 14 points15 points ago

As someone who is 6'0, I find this a rather neutral position.

[–]anotherbozo 11 points12 points ago

As someone who is 5'4", I'll sit anywhere in the car you like.

[–]RyanRev 13 points14 points ago

As soneone who is 5'2", I find this hilarious.

[–]lucidqueef 12 points13 points ago

As someone who is not 5'2", I find you hilarious.

[–]Cheese_Bits 1 point2 points ago

So, if I catch you, do I get your pot of gold?

[–]KingofCraigland 2 points3 points ago

That's okay. Here, let me grab that thing off the top shelf for you.

[–]gabefarishta 3 points4 points ago

As a cat, I laugh in the face of that dog.

[–]yamehameha 0 points1 point ago

As someone with the same height, this is how I poo

[–]Zenn1nja 14 points15 points ago

You should get a smart car. They have a shit load of leg room.

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 14 points15 points ago

Smart cars max out at 6'5", but if you're even slightly overweight, you're going to have to knock a couple of inches off of that, since butt fat moves your torso further forward.

[–]cpnHindsight 5 points6 points ago

Those FortTwo's are basically two full sized seats next to each other.Surprisingly roomy. If you want room for your hockey stick, though...

[–]Quaytsar 2 points3 points ago

Get the cabriolet and take off the roof.

[–]citat3962 0 points1 point ago

I'm just trying to picture what it would look like with my skis on the roof..

[–]jglee1236 6 points7 points ago

I'm 6'4" and my buddy used to have a '92 Acura Integra 2-door. The front seat felt like the back seat the and the back seat felt like you're sitting in a milk crate. Getting out of the back required skills akin to that of a Circ Du Soleil contortionist. I. Hated. sitting in the back of that POS.

[–]HedoInASpeedo 15 points16 points ago

Biggest douche of a friend I ever had thought that the rules of calling shotgun were ironclad. When this resulted in my big ass 6'4 300lb self had to sit in the back seat of a Camaro I came to the conclusion we should not be friends anymore.

[–]GangsterFap 19 points20 points ago

That's when you jam your knees into the back of their seat until they are balls deep in the dashboard.

[–]Quaytsar 20 points21 points ago

What you do in that scenario is sit in the front seat anyway and declare "Rosa Parks".

[–]knightsword2010 2 points3 points ago

"Dude, what the fuck, I called shotgun."

"ROSA PARKS MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

and then proceed to sing "Ah ha, hush that fuss, move your ass to the back of the bus"

[–]arrjayjee 8 points9 points ago

I've noticed a lot of shorter people simply don't understand the back and knee pain taller people go through doing these things. If they knew the twinges we get in our backs, or the aching stiffness we get in our knees, they might be more considerate. Then again, some people are just assholes.

[–]Weed_O_Whirler 18 points19 points ago

I don't think tall people understand that it sucks to have to be the short guy to sit in the back EVERY TIME. Yes, I'm shorter than you. And yes, I give shotgun preference to the tall guy normally but once out of every 20 times, I want to sit in the front, damnit.

[–]Whipfather 7 points8 points ago

Don't even get me started on being the short guy at a concert.

[–]oobey 5 points6 points ago

I will concur with that, I don't understand why sitting in the back is a big deal if you fit equally well there. In big ass trucks and SUVs, I don't bother calling shotgun if the back is big enough, because I know everyone else wants to call shotgun.

In my mind, a car is transportation, and every seat gets to the same destination. The only real concern should be if all passengers are comfortable.

[–]PiggyPork 2 points3 points ago

I got your back, Weed_O_Whirler!

[–]BGYeti 2 points3 points ago

Being stuck in the back often, doesn't equate to being uncomfortable and stiff from sitting in the back of a car, when I am in some cars I can't even sit up straight and have to tilt my head the entire trip just to fit so you can fuck off with the having to sit in the back gripe.

[–]PriscillaPresley 4 points5 points ago

What idiot over 16 fights over the front seat anyway? I'm 5'5", I always go straight for the seat behind the driver.

[–]_balerion 3 points4 points ago

You're just well trained

(I've never understood the need to call shotgun. My 3 sisters used to fight about it something shocking and I just didn't give a shit, which usually resulted in mum giving it to me for not being a dick.)

[–]missachlys 1 point2 points ago

Oh god. I think Camaros are the worst about this. I'm 5'8" and when my friend would drive us around in her Z28 and I would give up the front to my other, taller friend, resulting in me crammed into the back. I don't even know why they bothered with back seats. No one can fit comfortably back there.

Fun ride, though.

[–]Isthatfromfirefly 4 points5 points ago

Have you been to r/tall?

[–]meeeff 8 points9 points ago

The last time i (6'4'') did that my knee was touching the stick shift all the time. I feel you, man.

[–]workroom 29 points30 points ago

I feel you, man.

that wasn't the stick shift...

[–]FoodBeerBikesMusic 2 points3 points ago

Joke's on you - my car doesn't have a back seat.

(The European CR-Z's do, but I can't think of anyone I'd hate enough to make ride back there).

[–]doctorstrange06 2 points3 points ago

call shotgun then, bitch

[–]Milkshakes00 2 points3 points ago

You'd have to lay down in my coupe. People that are 5' can barely sit in my backseats. Hahaha.

[–]DJ_BlackBeard 0 points1 point ago

Tell me about it. I have a forehead of steel after hitching so many rides in high school and having to sit in the back because I was the freshman.

[–]escapist11 0 points1 point ago

As the owner of a Mustang where normal sized people can't even fit in the back, I would never make you sit back there.

[–]PandaChann 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend is 6'6", he loves getting into the back of mates' cars who have said that they're really "spacious"... means i get shotgun all the time though! I also have a very big black lab - this reminds me of him getting stuck under the coffee table!

[–]marcoferraris -1 points0 points ago

"hey, could you move your seat up?" moves it forward an inch "is that better?" ...

[–]bayarealovefest 0 points1 point ago

Have you guys met r/tall?

[–]ProtoKun7 0 points1 point ago

Some cars are better than others. I'm a similar height and when getting out of the back, I slither out.

[–]BGYeti 0 points1 point ago

As someone who is 6'5", I know that feel.

[–]cpnHindsight 43 points44 points ago

As a short dude, buy your own bigger car with your average higher salary, tallie.

[–]soffpotatisen 30 points31 points ago

As a tall guy without a drivers license and a shitty salary, I have failed at life.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 12 points13 points ago

[–]fpoesc 4 points5 points ago

As a European I have no idea how tall that is

[–]runonandonandonanon 4 points5 points ago

6 feet is about 3/5ths of a perch, or 4 cubits.

[–]Muscufdp 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, please help us metric system users, I don't understand these numbers.

[–]MsMoongoose 3 points4 points ago

Fellow european here. My boyfriend is 196cm which translates to 6 feet 5 inches roughly. There's (again, roughly) 30cm to a foot, and 2,5cm to an inch. Also 1 foot = 12 inches. :)

[–]PriscillaPresley 1 point2 points ago

180 cm is 6', 195 cm is 6'6"

[–]RouseHouse1013 1 point2 points ago

One of the reposts of this had a very similar title.

[–]2pacsofgum 3 points4 points ago

Motorcycles are the answer.

[–]boonhet 0 points1 point ago

As someone just under six feet tall (so as average as can be), that's what it feels like getting INTO some cars. No idea why they would make cars so small :S

[–]PoutineMyFries 0 points1 point ago

[–]ubomw 655 points656 points ago

Here is a Shitty_Watercolour of it.

[–]Muffins306 671 points672 points ago

Definitely my new favourite way of calling out reposts.

[–]heavyfortress 80 points81 points ago

This one's pretty shitty. Must've been one of his earlier works.

[–]ubomw 23 points24 points ago

[–]AdmiralSkippy 12 points13 points ago

They waited a long time and changed the title. I see no problem here.

[–]anxiouszombie 25 points26 points ago

This reminds me of a time when a koala with human arms climbed through my window.

[–]kralrick 3 points4 points ago

That's a terrifying image.

[–]mystic_burrito 6 points7 points ago

Looks like a wombat.

[–]SeveredBanana 4 points5 points ago

This made me realize I haven't seen him in a while. What happened to him?

[–]ubomw 1 point2 points ago

He was here yesterday. Still, I haven't seen him in a while too.

[–]ubomw 105 points106 points ago

[–]hot_coffee 95 points96 points ago

This makes more sense: http://i.imgur.com/mHNM5.gif

[–]zombient 48 points49 points ago

The doggie-door vortex strikes again.

[–]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points21 points ago

Noooo, the door is eating me, heeellllppp!!

[–]bitleaf 1 point2 points ago

Made me have a flashback to close encounters of the 3rd kind..which is probably before most editor's lifetime.

[–]nate94gt 34 points35 points ago

[–]Harold_Grundelson 24 points25 points ago

Man, neutering costs must be expensive these days...

[–]LilyMe 13 points14 points ago

My first though watching that was "Man I hope that's a female or he just ripped his wiener off."

[–]TakeTheAir 64 points65 points ago

If the dog does that on a regular basis, hip dysplasia is imminent.

[–]manofthebeach 28 points29 points ago

That's actually a genetic trait, I don't believe you can "get" it from things like this, but it does become worsened. (if the dog has that trait.)

[–]radical 2 points3 points ago

Came here to say that. Looks like German Shepard mix, so even more likely.

[–]Jungle2266 0 points1 point ago

Nah, the front half got through fine but the rear doesn't? It looks to me like there's someone on the other side of the door that grabbed his rear legs to make a 'funny' video.

[–]ElectiveAmnesia 34 points35 points ago

Maybe he just has really really really big balls.

[–]ben1105 18 points19 points ago

He put through his front legs one at a time, then tried to pull both his hind legs through simultaneously.

[–]missachlys 10 points11 points ago

Hips are much less "compactable" than shoulders, for lack of a better term. Have you never tried squeezing through a tight spot only to be stuck by the hips? It's similar.

[–]unti 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–]munge_me_not 0 points1 point ago

He'll probably dislocate his bones too.

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[–]dcss 22 points23 points ago

So when it grows too big it gets stuck and you can have your way? You sick fuck.

[–]ExclusiveRedditor 16 points17 points ago

This is really bad for the dog's hips and hindquarters, if an old dog tried to do this dog they could seriously hurt themselves.

[–]wolfvision 5 points6 points ago

This reminds me of constipation

[–]aztech101 4 points5 points ago

I know that dog. His mother and sisters are all real bitches...

[–]fizzletto 4 points5 points ago

This is what my poor cat has to deal with :( he grew far larger than we imagined he would. He can still fit through, admittedly a little better than this dog, but he has to drag his legs through and he doesn't like it. There is no other alternative sadly, as we need a special cat flap with a microchip reader due to the area being full of horrible neighbourhood bully cats and they don't sell bigger ones than the one we currently have.

[–]OneHelluvaUsername 16 points17 points ago

My neighbor had a ~105 lb Rottweiler foster dog that I watched while she was away on business for two weeks. The night she returned and picked up the dog, I woke up at 2 am. Less than 5 inches from my face was the aforementioned dog with the biggest grin I've ever seen.

I groggily gave her a pat on the head and she walked away. After a few seconds, I got my wits about me and thought, "How the Hell did you get in here?" I got up just in time to see her go through my small doggy door (made for dogs ~45 lbs), "Superman style," and jump the backyard fence to go home.

She just invited herself over in the middle of the night to check up on me. My dog didn't even get off the couch while all this happened.

[–]SoCalDan 5 points6 points ago

Your dog was scared shitless,

[–]OneHelluvaUsername 4 points5 points ago

He was more likely indifferent as opposed to scared; he'd just spent 2 weeks living with her and visited my neighbor's place often. If it were some strange dog pulling a B&E, he'd be more likely to let me know.

But, the general rule is, unless it's a squirrel, he can't be bothered.

[–]PriscillaPresley 0 points1 point ago

So what, is it locked until the right cat comes up and unlocks it with its microchip?

[–]lzsmith 1 point2 points ago

There is no other alternative sadly, as we need a special cat flap with a microchip reader due to the area being full of horrible neighbourhood bully cats and they don't sell bigger ones than the one we currently have.

You could try a different brand. A door made for small dogs might fit better than your cat door.

[–]Nappyheaded 4 points5 points ago

I outgrew my pet door long ago.

[–]cpnHindsight 8 points9 points ago

[–]Burritoguy 2 points3 points ago

Well, now everybody knows.

[–]ANAL_PLUNDERING 7 points8 points ago

That's not funny :(

[–]GhostSongX4 0 points1 point ago

Why not?

[–]ANAL_PLUNDERING 0 points1 point ago

Because the door is too small for him and he struggles to get through. Why else?

[–]Vitagox 3 points4 points ago

This feels like it should be in an old Disney cartoon.

[–]mistweave 3 points4 points ago

it's in Marmaduke

[–]UnicornerCorn 2 points3 points ago

Thats how I feel like when I'm getting off a crowded bus with my book bag :( Its not like my book bag is big or anything. Its just so crowded that a person alone can barely get pass the door sometimes. A couple of times I almost left my book bag behind me while the rest of me was already out the bus.

[–]mcg037 2 points3 points ago

First reddit post to make me actually laugh out loud in quite a while. Cheers!

[–]roobens 2 points3 points ago

I love how it just gets up and has forgotten about the whole epic struggle within about 0.01 seconds. Gotta love dogs.

[–]Sureiyaa 2 points3 points ago

This is how my dog got joint problems later in his life......my mother refused to get a bigger pet door.

[–]thetiger2t 2 points3 points ago

Great now my coffee is everywhere.

[–]ilovecaseyanthony 1 point2 points ago

I hate when that happens.

[–]Jukebox_Villain 0 points1 point ago

It's a good thing dogs don't know how to feel shame.

[–]Lyrr3d 1 point2 points ago

Needs more ky jelly.

[–]DisregardHumanity 1 point2 points ago

At least you don't need to get the dog neutered now.

[–]Miss_Christine 0 points1 point ago

Inspiring determination!

[–]ch0riz0 1 point2 points ago

[–]Epithemus 1 point2 points ago

Good thing its a female dog.

[–]pegothejerk 1 point2 points ago

I hope that was a girl.

[–]islesrule224 1 point2 points ago

Maybe if his dick wasn't so big

[–]ViolentacrezB -1 points0 points ago

It looks like there's someone holding him back from fitting his bottom half through...

[–]Ciilk 1 point2 points ago

I'm at work and I can't stop laughing. Shit.

[–]YoucantdothatonTV 0 points1 point ago

Dog birth

[–]occupymypants 0 points1 point ago

Tell me about it. It makes sneaking into houses next to impossible.

[–]yadayada1186 1 point2 points ago

Awww that's so cute!!

[–]gjhgjh 0 points1 point ago

How is that mat attached to the floor? It doesn't move an inch!

[–]sumamus_exordio 1 point2 points ago

i clicked this expecting a human trying to fit through- was a little disappointed

[–]NotaLargeFarva 0 points1 point ago

"Alright time to get some sleep after a long day of checking pee-mail. Looks quiet in here... Hey, wtf? I used to fit in here. Ahhhhh!! Push!! Nailed it! Stuck the landing!"

[–]d4nc 0 points1 point ago

its like giving birth, except less crying and slimy shit

[–]JollyPants 0 points1 point ago

I've outgrown every door in my house, and I'm 188cm tall.

[–]endubs 1 point2 points ago

This is what I feel like trying to fit in my size 30 jeans after putting on 25 pounds..

[–]bobsagetfullhouse -1 points0 points ago

Lol I think this is a repost

[–]leviathan9to5 0 points1 point ago

It's like he gets born.

[–]RebeccaLaLa 1 point2 points ago

I feel that door just gave birth to a doggie.

[–]dc512 -1 points0 points ago

If the front went in, the back would be easier. Someone was holding the dogs legs on other side of door.

[–]FoodBeerBikesMusic 0 points1 point ago

I remember the day my dog discovered she no longer fit through the cat door.

[–]cootieshot 1 point2 points ago

God--that poor dog's balls...

[–]djtomr941 1 point2 points ago

And........ It's a boy!

[–]gonzowisdom 0 points1 point ago

Just like Winnie the Pooh

[–]comoxian -1 points0 points ago

Somebody is holding his hind legs as he tries to get through the door. But, it is still funny.

[–]SaulGoode9 0 points1 point ago

Nice

[–]TrumpetPorn 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel when I poop.

[–]albusss 0 points1 point ago

Wow good thing it's a female.

[–]karmapolice_225 1 point2 points ago

Just happy I got in.

[–]strickjd 1 point2 points ago

At least you don't have to pay to have it neutered. Door did it for you.

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

At least you don't have 
to pay to have it neutered.  
Door did it for you.

[–]Renniha 1 point2 points ago

I love this lol. I'm gonna go hug my dog now.

[–]JHoward777 0 points1 point ago

Lol he feels like Homer Simpson in this video trying to squeeze into a voting booth:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBaX9GPSaQ

[–]EliaIsAGiraffesName 0 points1 point ago

I ain't even mad

[–]UncleStanley 0 points1 point ago

I have outgrown my pet door. A long time ago.

[–]jp_lolo 0 points1 point ago

ouch! private parts!

[–]Gwingle 0 points1 point ago

A perfect comparison for getting on the front page and then what it's like after you get on the front page.

[–]GloriousPeanut 0 points1 point ago

Lil' derpy.

[–]bbq_doritos 1 point2 points ago

Ooooohhhh.

So that's where dogs come from. Who knew

[–]whygeorgia 0 points1 point ago

[–]Irrelevant_muffins 1 point2 points ago

My dog does this with an old cat door at ouR house. She just kinda runs and busts through it though and then falls down the garage stairs.

[–]TheBGuay 1 point2 points ago

Walks it off like a champ

[–]The_ST3V1N470R 1 point2 points ago

I wonder what it looks like from the other side of the door.

[–]kbtwinsp 0 points1 point ago

Tall people + cry babies = this thread

[–]FlyByPC 0 points1 point ago

AutoNeuter function -- activate!

[–]Ninjatree 1 point2 points ago

Outgrowing your cloths?

What's the average age of a redditor these days? Last time I outgrew my cloths, internet was just born.

[–]renotime 0 points1 point ago

AH! AH! AH! MY DICK IS STUCK! HELP!

[–]pgowdy13 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaha, awww, they need to get that poor dog a bigger door.

[–]derpinita -1 points0 points ago

Aw, poor dog. That looked physically unpleasant.

[–]bellatron -1 points0 points ago

[–]Aubrey76 1 point2 points ago

Fatty McBigButt!

[–]truncatedChronologis -1 points0 points ago

Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh...

[–]iv190dmm -1 points0 points ago

It kinda looks like the door is trying to take a shit... A big one

[–]iv190dmm -1 points0 points ago

It kinda looks like the door is trying to take a shit... A big one

[–]eezoBeezo 1 point2 points ago

Here's video of the .gif if anyone's interested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJeHDDMitco

[–]funkydo -1 points0 points ago

If htat's your gif then you need to expand that door. That seems like a hip-hurter. SOme dogs (of larger breeds especially) may have problems with their hips.

[–]ratmeleon -1 points0 points ago

This video was originally recorded by my boss's boss's boss.

Like a boss.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Dogs can really hurt themselves if they get stuck in something and freak out. I wouldn't encourage this. My mut got stuck in a fence and tore her ACL.

[–]stmellow 1 point2 points ago

I really needed that laugh!

[–]Writing0nTheWalls 1 point2 points ago

I just watched this for like 10 minutes

[–]wayndom 1 point2 points ago

Ever notice how dogs never get pissed off over stuff like that? As soon as he's inside, he wags his tail...

[–]Mr_Zero 0 points1 point ago

Did that house just give birth to a dog?

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 0 points1 point ago

My sister's dog 2 y/o akita/boxer contorts herself to fit through a dog door that our fat shih tzu won't even brave. It's pretty impressive.

[–]THE_GR8_MIKE 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else click that picture of the guy with the freaky strong lawn mower?

[–]BestTastingFish 0 points1 point ago

FWOOOMP.

[–]darkangelx 0 points1 point ago

Bad owners are bad?

[–]DaBakerTime 0 points1 point ago

Put on a few hounds