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[–]sazzer 4 points5 points ago

Super Genius, and then use my super-smarts to solve the problem of lifespan decrease...

[–]lewko 3 points4 points ago

See future.

Make money gambling.

Get chicks because I'm rich.

Fix body via personal trainer and surgeons, because I'm rich.

[–]ActionFlank 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, the future idol has no drawbacks.

[–]darkmooninc 0 points1 point ago

It only sees "Parts" and knowing my shitty luck, I'd only see the parts of the future that don't help me.

[–]PirateHitler 1 point2 points ago

Body Modification, make cells invulnerable to diseases and able to regenerate in case of death.

[–]hyundai_guy 0 points1 point ago

If I could REALLY talk to animals instead of standing around in parks making funny noises pretending that I can... Well that would be AWESOME.

(As long as they weren't saying things like "c'mere I wanna see if you taste good.")

[–]Evil_Gorilla 0 points1 point ago

I think the future one is by far the obvious answer, with the green one second.

[–]darkmooninc 0 points1 point ago

Pick riches. Learn to love myself.

Even that love eludes you. Tough luck.

My miserly face when

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt 1 point2 points ago

you can talk to animals ... nothing else changes

pretty sure that changes everything

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt 0 points1 point ago

better title: Choose wisely

[–]braceyourself87 0 points1 point ago

Green all the way. That would make me happy :)

[–]sexyladypants 0 points1 point ago

Bottom left.

I'd have an army of wombats.

Maybe I could persuade a spider monkey to rob a bank.