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[–]Nepycros 70 points71 points ago

Kudos for making a good title for this.

[–]anthrocide -4 points-3 points ago

Lol, the bar for this has really dropped lately, hasn't it?

[–]Nepycros 27 points28 points ago

It beats "Pussy level: Restaurant Title" or some shit like that.

[–]anthrocide 21 points22 points ago

Or "I just NOPED my way out of this little gem"

[–]YoureTheVest 1 point2 points ago

It certainly has! But this title is pretty good.

[–]mrDanyul 39 points40 points ago

Now serving fish fingers

[–]Mc_Kinners 24 points25 points ago

and garlic clams.

[–]cogsamurai 5 points6 points ago

It's down the street from Colonel Angus.

[–]plantsaretheorigin 8 points9 points ago

Asparagus tacos

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 2 points3 points ago

Try the fur burger.

[–]hungry4nuns 0 points1 point ago

and fragrant yonic foodstuffs (ill save everyone a lot of time here)

[–]ubomw 5 points6 points ago

And custard?

[–]MostLikelyBollocks -1 points0 points ago

Beef curtains was there on a plate for you man.

[–]man_and_machine 0 points1 point ago

and Jolly Ranchers!

[–]maccathesaint 8 points9 points ago

This is the Ulster Hospital, Dundonald, Northern Ireland. Have walked past this sign so many times when i've been about the hospital and it never occurred to me to post it for Karma. This is the reason i will never be a true redditor.

[–]niqueG 0 points1 point ago

It's also in the Royal Infirmary in Glasgow

[–]Iamsqueegee 0 points1 point ago

Repost it in two days time and you shall reap the rewards of a dozen redditors!

[–]JustDoItLater 7 points8 points ago

I was in the mood for some Doritos

[–]openmindedcretin 3 points4 points ago

Oh you... Can't fathom how you would want a dorito, over a jolly rancher.

[–]biggles86 3 points4 points ago

i like how the plates and silverware look like "lOl"

[–]Alex_the_human 2 points3 points ago

Was expecting a photo of your mom.

[–]Iamsqueegee 1 point2 points ago

Which is funny, cuz your mom is over here and wants to say hello. Told her not to talk with her mouth full, if you know what I mean. I mean my penis is in her mouth.

[–]itsmoist 3 points4 points ago

It wasn't funny the first time either

title comnts points age /r/
Eating out? (r/funny x-post) 1com 230pts 1mo actuallesbians
Sounds like an... interesting career 1com -1pt 25dys funny
Like to eat out? Head on down to the... 87coms 1852pts 1mo funny
interesting restaurant 0coms 2pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]ZombieDog 0 points1 point ago

It may not have been, but did you see my reply to this one? Nice.

[–]KamasamaK -3 points-2 points ago

It appears that you are in the minority with that opinion.

[–]jaette_kalla_mik 1 point2 points ago

I expected a picture of a gym. But this is definitely better. Thanks for surpassing my expectations!

[–]CACKENBOOLS 1 point2 points ago

Dining at the Y?

[–]cocobango -1 points0 points ago

A different kind of mussels.

[–]poon-is-food 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like my sort of eatery.

[–]DTmothafucka -1 points0 points ago

Ba dum CHING

[–]fukensmoken 0 points1 point ago

Now with extra cheese!

[–]DylanTheDespot 0 points1 point ago

Ask them to sauté a va-jay-jay. Delicious...

[–]AreGee0431 0 points1 point ago

Is this Bethesda? They have the same sign there.

[–]shyronnie31 0 points1 point ago

I'm telling you man, this salad tastes like pussy!

[–]Calibas 0 points1 point ago

The crabs there are excellent.

[–]jammydee3 0 points1 point ago

The fish is divine.

[–]JonesBee 0 points1 point ago

Did you have clam chowder?

[–]Baskin 1 point2 points ago

Special today: Blue waffles

[–]BonTonVon 0 points1 point ago

Being a gynecologist is like working in a bakery. You get to smell all the pie you want, but you never get to taste it

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 0 points1 point ago

I'll wait and see how the health departement say

[–]ChasinThemDragons 0 points1 point ago

What a pussy name for a restaurant

[–]rawdfarva 0 points1 point ago

seafood special

[–]Raymond890 0 points1 point ago

That means two things.

[–]2_eyed_cyclops 0 points1 point ago

Where they serve you animal genitalia and Joe Rogan is your waiter..."YOU CAN DO THIS!"

[–]Abefroman12 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if you can get a box to go.

[–]jbabbcomics -1 points0 points ago

I'm surprised the arrow points up. I would've guessed if you wanted to eat at that restaurant, you'd have to go down.

[–]jjmac123 0 points1 point ago

Punny

[–]evan_wutever 0 points1 point ago

I'm tryin' to eat out, so what we goin' to dinner for?

[–]sebbiee 0 points1 point ago

Haha i read the plate and cutlery as Lol as well

[–]stokes00 0 points1 point ago

I just laughed out loud

[–]courtney_6492 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there ;)

[–]DarkObelix 0 points1 point ago

Jolly Rancher anyone?

[–]AtheistBoilermaker 0 points1 point ago

It upvoted itself, well played.

[–]xShoie 0 points1 point ago

"Nothin' but Fish Tacos!"

[–]CodeNameAcme 0 points1 point ago

Gynaecology Restaurant loll

[–]ZombieDog 0 points1 point ago

[–]EvilTOJ 0 points1 point ago

"Gynaecology Restaurant lOll"

[–]emul8ter25 0 points1 point ago

do you think they serve blood pudding?

[–]KeyWeird 0 points1 point ago

You MUST try the pie.

[–]Fallenpoet 0 points1 point ago

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal! Oh, um, whatever. That's just what popped into my mind. Excellent post.

[–]floriane_m 0 points1 point ago

do they deliver?

[–]gb1035 0 points1 point ago

idk about this one... Jo's pizza and abortion is always a good choice tho, your loss is their sauce!

[–]Like_Clockwork 0 points1 point ago

Awh! It tastes like tomato soup!

Edit: NSFW/L

[–]arianjel 0 points1 point ago

I was confused when I came back from Cuba and I saw that too at Miami international.

[–]scoobydoo182 0 points1 point ago

I think they're trolling us. The plate and silverware almost form an "lol."

[–]albatross49 0 points1 point ago

Seems like the perfect place to eat out at.

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt -4 points-3 points ago

oh christ some lame as pun is going to be on the front page and i can't do a thing about it.

fuck you lot.

[–]namecannotbeviewed -2 points-1 points ago

That reminds me of a joke: Why do women have pubic hair? So men can floss after eating.

[–]1ns0mn1a[!] -1 points0 points ago

Do you think there's a sushi bar?

[–]superatheist95 -4 points-3 points ago

Gynecology restaurant lol.

Seriously, look at the plate.

[–]scumbag-reddit -1 points0 points ago

Yeah I seent it too.

[–]duskofdawnthenewer -3 points-2 points ago

The sign is trolling us can't you see the "Lol" with silverware and the plate?

[–]poon-is-food 1 point2 points ago

LOL TROLLED HARD GAIS.

[–]Chumly 0 points1 point ago

I heard this place isn't all its cracked up to be.

[–]laughmaker_son 0 points1 point ago

But then you have to think about some of the people who go to gynecologists...

[–]HardlyWorkinDBA 0 points1 point ago

May I recommend the fish taco.

[–]I_lurk_daily 0 points1 point ago

I'm suddenly craving some jolly ranchers...

[–]fishwithnofins -3 points-2 points ago

Nothing like a bit of minge in the morning. Except for gash in a graveyard, that shit cray.