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The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have. (imgur.com)

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[–]down_vote_city__ 220 points221 points ago

Play fetch? Play fetch? Stick? See stick? Stick stupid!

Fetch the stick! Eh, no wonder you're extinct. I'm gonna run you over when I come back down

[–]defaultconstructor 60 points61 points ago

cocks head to the side

[–]Wrinklestiltskin 43 points44 points ago

Followed by this.

[–]garlicdeath 20 points21 points ago

Oh I thought it ended with him banging an Amazonian alien or something.

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I think including the karma for posts makes it painful for some people

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[–]Acronomicon 49 points50 points ago

ಥ_ಥ

[–]Romanator3000 8 points9 points ago

Haha, burn

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He's got some nice karma

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How the hell are we going to follow those skinny lines to those tiny slivers?

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Makes you feel bad, when you can't even get Karma in /r/circlejerk

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[–]Aurilion 5 points6 points ago

Ah Nedry was so stupid. Gets to his car ans decides to take another look at the thing which is spitting stuff at him.

[–]89reatta 14 points15 points ago

Newman never was the smartest guy

[–]Trifolblerone 6 points7 points ago

But he was the brightest programmer

[–]MagmaGuy 5 points6 points ago

Stupid, greedy codemonkey...

[–]dafragsta 5 points6 points ago

This is a unix system! I know this!

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

tainted moneyshot

[–]Traniz 43 points44 points ago

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.

[–]xtremebox 14 points15 points ago

PLEEEASE!! Goddammit.

[–]SpecialDefects_ 14 points15 points ago

hold on to your butts

[–]Traniz 1 point2 points ago

Uhm... That's that's odd...

I don't know, we never shut down the whole system before.

[–]Sketch13 1 point2 points ago

I hate this hacker crap!

[–]MstrKief 3 points4 points ago

That "ah ah ah" thing is always in my head. I'll repeat it like the movie but no one ever gets the reference :/. Also "Dino-mite!"

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    [–]thomasthefinch 37 points38 points ago

    Dilophosaurus didn't have a neck fin. Or at least there was absolutely no evidence to suggest there was a neck fin.

    Whilst we are on Dilophosaurus, they are also huge, 20ft or 6m long. They didn't spit poison either.

    Jurassic Park is my favourite film, BUT IT LIED TO ALL OF US!

    [–]Aurilion 20 points21 points ago

    Don't forget that Velociraptors are only about the size of a chicken or a turkey, other species of Raptor however are that size.

    [–]ColostomySquad 16 points17 points ago

    Would anyone else kinda love to have a flock of insane chicken size dinosaurs? Because I think that would rule.

    [–]Abedeus 24 points25 points ago

    I'd rather see a flock of insane dinosaur-sized chickens.

    [–]Wanderlustfull 17 points18 points ago

    So... chocobos then?

    [–]ArgonGryphon 1 point2 points ago

    Well which dinosaur?

    [–]Abedeus 3 points4 points ago

    Let's say, ultrasaurs.

    [–]ArgonGryphon 0 points1 point ago

    Hm so the chicken would be the size of it all the way to the neck? Or just the body size the same and the head and neck is normal chicken proportion? Or Sauropod proportion chicken? lol

    [–]Abedeus 0 points1 point ago

    Let's say that you'd make a chicken that weighted as much as an ultrasaur.

    [–]ArgonGryphon 0 points1 point ago

    So it'd be even larger in size than an ultrasaur, birds are more than likely less dense than a sauropod, even chickens which are pretty dense for birds.

    [–]Abedeus 0 points1 point ago

    Maybe not larger as in height, but a bit bigger.

    Then again, we don't know if birds of that weight would still have those "light bones" you are likely referring to. There might be a reason why there are no "super huge" birds that weight dozens of kgs.

    [–]siggestondibabu 1 point2 points ago

    And then, Nandos

    [–]Altyrnate 5 points6 points ago

    Only if they can open doors.

    [–]ArgonGryphon 2 points3 points ago

    A pack of velociraptors could probably kill people fairly easily, they were more than likely highly intelligent.

    [–]TheSecretMe 0 points1 point ago

    That's pretty much the flock of compsognathus they used in the other movies.

    [–]Berticus88 1 point2 points ago

    Not after seeing Dieter Stark get eaten by a pack of compsognathus in the Lost World: Jurassic Park (sorry, no clip). Not saying he didn't deserve it, because he totally did.

    [–]exatreide 0 points1 point ago

    So would you rather fight a 100 chicken sized dinosaurs or a ....ahhh fuck it.

    [–]JPKestrel 2 points3 points ago

    They also have found evidence to suggest they were feathered

    [–]Aurilion 0 points1 point ago

    Don't talk to me about feathers. I know the JP3 Raptors were slightly more anotomically correct but they just looked like cuddly Teddy's to me.

    [–]Berticus88 0 points1 point ago

    T-Rex had feathers too, to keep it warm when it's young. As it grows older it gets bigger and produces more heat and loses those feathers.

    [–]GaryGronk 1 point2 points ago

    It's the name. The Utahraptor was large and nasty but didn't sound as cool as the Velociraptor. Stupid Mormon chicken.

    [–]Womec 7 points8 points ago

    The raptors are clearly Denonychus or a small Utah Raptor.

    http://dinosaurs.about.com/od/carnivorousdinosaurs/p/deinonychus.htm

    http://dinosaurs.about.com/od/carnivorousdinosaurs/p/utahraptor.htm

    [–]ShotgunPanda 4 points5 points ago

    This confused me so much when I was looking for the difference between Deinonychus and Velociraptors.

    Jurrasic Park and its lies!

    [–]TheSecretMe 2 points3 points ago

    There's an entire family of those velociraptor type dinosaurs with the toe claw. Ranging from the size of a chicken to most likely larger than a t-rex.

    [–]RelatedJeopardyClue 0 points1 point ago

    As the sound designer in the 1993 movie Jurassic Park, he used samples from a swan, hawk, rattlesnake, and howler monkey to make the Dilophosaurus come to life.

    [–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

    Fossil Evidence suggests that Dilophosaurus actually had two fin-shaped crests on it's head. Jurassic Park is a great film, but it doesn't carry much scientific weight at all.

    [–]nevernovelty 3 points4 points ago

    So all those Mosquitos I trapped and put in resin after sucking my blood are useless to future life forms that may wish to bring me back?

    [–]zrag123 3 points4 points ago

    wish to bring me back?

    There's your problem.

    [–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

    Not unless you want someone cloning a metric fuckton of mosquitos, no.

    [–]dw1813275 0 points1 point ago

    I just want you to know that I am really glad you and Rachel ended up together.

    [–]swerdee 0 points1 point ago

    Shut the fuck up

    [–]maximusponderus 0 points1 point ago

    Any scientists on reddit who want to attempt and engineer such a dinosaur?

    [–]brendendrew 105 points106 points ago

    Fake, dilophosaurus' are extinct.

    [–]Irwe 55 points56 points ago

    Fake, there are no paleontological evidence that dilophosaurus had that kind of neck-thingy or could spit venom as it do in jurassic park.

    [–]herpty_derpty 49 points50 points ago

    I was devastated when I found out the velociraptor may have looked more like this.

    [–]pagodapagoda 45 points46 points ago

    If it makes you feel better, the Utah Raptor did indeed look like the dinosaur in the movie. Spielberg just used the word velociraptor because, come on, velociraptor sounds fucking awesome.

    Velociraptor.

    [–]XenoRat 15 points16 points ago

    Utahraptor was the right size but they's no reason to think it was bald and scaly when all its relatives were feathered. The 'too big to need insulation' argument is hard to defend after they found a fluffy thirty foot tyrannosauroid.

    [–]Netzapper -1 points0 points ago

    If I'm not mistaken, the really excellent, obvious, incontrovertible mostly-feathered-dinosaurs evidence all came after Jurassic Park. So I can't fault them for having scaly dinosaurs.

    The novel, however, came out in 1990. This is well after the 1975 discovery of utahraptor. If Michael Chrichton were more interested in getting his science straight and less interested in sowing technophobic doubt, it could have been utahraptors in the book and movie.

    So, yeah, the species is the bigger fault IMO.

    [–]burninrock24 0 points1 point ago

    the really excellent, obvious, incontrovertible

    So many adjectives!

    [–]Netzapper 0 points1 point ago

    So little time.

    [–]XenoRat 0 points1 point ago

    Deinonychus Antirrhopus was close to the movie raptors size, and I read somewhere that when Crichton wrote JP some paleontologists were regarding it as a species of velociraptor. V. Deinonychus? So that was probably just a case of science marches on.

    What really annoyed me was what Spielberg did to the poor dilophosaurus.

    [–]ClodKnocker 7 points8 points ago

    Wasn't it actually deinonychus? I read somewhere that when Crichton wrote the book deinonychus and velociraptor were mixed up... Plus deinonychus actually has the badass toe thing....

    [–]crackajackjones 3 points4 points ago

    Deinonychus was a dromaeosaur along with velociraptor and utahraptor and all three had the retractable claw.

    [–]barath_s 6 points7 points ago

    Except that Utahraptor was discovered AFTER the movie. Most references when the movie came out said that Spielberg simply made the raptors larger and without feathers to make them scarier.

    This reference says that Spielberg modeled the raptor after Deinonychus antirrhopus which one researcher classified as a Velociraptor ( Velociraptor antirrhopus). It is rather undercut by the fact that they were still referred to as V. mongoliensis

    [–]pagodapagoda 1 point2 points ago

    Whoa. TIL.

    [–]ArgonGryphon 0 points1 point ago

    Actually, it was because Utahraptor was only discovered shortly before the movie came out. They basically just scaled up velociraptors for the movie, and it just happened that there really was a raptor approximately that size.

    [–]tripinbalz 13 points14 points ago

    I think that looks awesome.

    [–]ocelotpotpie 15 points16 points ago

    It looks awesome, but it's only about a foot tall.

    Utahraptor, though. Big guy!

    [–]critropolitan 2 points3 points ago

    I thought utahraptor is known only from a single claw and its actual dimensions are basically speculative?

    [–]hungry-ghost 11 points12 points ago

    i think it looks fabulous.

    ftfy

    [–]Wakasaki_Rocky 0 points1 point ago

    I think it looks tasty.

    [–]i_cast_kittehs 1 point2 points ago

    With mustard and vinegar

    [–]StezzerLolz 3 points4 points ago

    Yeah. I've spent some time working with free-range chickens and, well, let's just say I'll never trust anything with feathers again. Those little bastards are vicious...

    [–]pedanticheron 3 points4 points ago

    I shared this sentiment until my youngest son parroted this from xkcd on feathers.. This TED talk on chickens from dinosaurs was also pretty cool.

    [–]Ironki 0 points1 point ago

    yeah but they're working on the theory of 'polar dinosaurs'.

    [–]TheSecretMe 1 point2 points ago

    I think that only makes it worse. It's soft, feathery, kind of cute.

    And it learned to hunt in packs so it can latch onto larger prey and literally shred them into ribbons with those claws.

    [–]TheeFlipper 0 points1 point ago

    Hey man, that just means that Dr. Grant's idea that many of the dinosaurs just evolved into birds sounds way more likely.

    EDIT: If this sounds weird, then I apologize. I was waay to tired when I posted this.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

    WTH, could that shit fly?

    [–]crackajackjones 0 points1 point ago

    Naw this was before the evolution into birds. The transition species from dinosaur to bird was archaeopteryx. It also could not fly but paleontologists think that it could climb trees and glide or jump and flap to catch bugs.

    [–]LeftHandedFapper -1 points0 points ago

    I have a mild fear of large birds (Ostritches emus and that terrorbird the cassowary) so this still freaks me out. Makes me wonder how different Jurassic Park would have been had they made the dinos look like that though.

    [–]SirTheBob 0 points1 point ago

    What would you do if you ran into this thing? Not a bird, exactly, but oh well.

    A drawing for size reference.

    [–]IronLung420 0 points1 point ago

    Still pretty cool.

    [–]thatissomeBS -1 points0 points ago

    But there are feathers on that. Don't tell me you're one of them weird guys that thinks birds evolved from dinosaurs. Humph, evolution, lol.

    /sarcasm

    [–]Greellx 6 points7 points ago

    Yes, it is not real. It was added to the movie for the sake of making it more exciting.

    [–]MookieB307 31 points32 points ago

    Fake, those were real dinosaurs. Jurassic Park was a documentary.

    [–]Greellx 8 points9 points ago

    About one black mans rise to power and fame...only to struggle internally with what he has become...to reconcile with himself, he stages his death, leaving his arm behind in the generator room for it to be discovered while he escapes with the only emergency escape helicopter on the entire island. Jurrasic Park - Starring Samuel L Jackson.

    [–]April_Fabb 2 points3 points ago

    Yes, everything was a very fine documentary until that girl screamed "I know this!"

    [–]crackajackjones 0 points1 point ago

    He left us... HE LEFT US!

    [–]iCole 3 points4 points ago

    Next thing you'll tell me that Titanic wasn't a documentary from 1912.

    [–]FaptainAwesome 3 points4 points ago

    I firmly believe it was also meant to scare the shit out of 7 year olds who watched it at the drive-in with their families. Only time I ever had a night terror, fucking Jurassic Park and of COURSE that asshole dinosaur was the star of it.

    [–]Poza 3 points4 points ago

    did you wake up in a plane and realize that the passengers are velociraptors?

    [–]FaptainAwesome 1 point2 points ago

    No, thankfully. But I did have a velociraptor get loose in my school.

    [–]ArgonGryphon 0 points1 point ago

    Velociraptors are only like a foot, foot and a half tall.

    [–]FaptainAwesome 0 points1 point ago

    Yeah I know, the movie version was really more like Deinonychus than any other dino.

    [–]ArgonGryphon 1 point2 points ago

    Or Utahraptor.

    [–]craniumonempty 1 point2 points ago

    Would you rather have one Jurassic Park velociraptor or a hundred prehistoric velociraptors?

    [–]ArgonGryphon 0 points1 point ago

    You mean hunting me? One JP raptor. Pack hunting is a huge advantage. Utahraptor might be a threat on its own, I'm not sure, but most raptors were at their best in a pack. A single animal would be easier to outsmart.

    It really depends a lot though. Location, conditions, etc. But generally, the single JP raptor.

    [–]ColostomySquad 2 points3 points ago

    Yep. I sat playing with my shoes on the floor for the terrifying bits. I remember loving the toilet scene though!

    [–]yonnie 1 point2 points ago

    i have a special needs cousin on the east coast who insists that we repeat that scene at least 50 times. every time. thanks for reminding me! miss that guy.

    [–]ArgonGryphon 0 points1 point ago

    I must have been too nerdy, that movie didn't scare me in the slightest, I loved that movie.

    [–]EvilbuddhaNZ 3 points4 points ago

    Fake, just because there is no evidence doesn't mean they didn't have that neck-thingy or could spit venom. Show me the evidence disproving this and then I will believe you. Stop trying to ruin Jurassic Park for me.

    [–]MarkSWH 6 points7 points ago

    In Jurassic Park, they were reconstructions with frog DNA mixed in - why should their dinosaurs be exact copies of the real, past ones? You could explain that neck-frill as an anomaly. I don't know. I still like it very much despite its numerous inaccuracies.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

    so what dinosaurs had the neck thing and spit poison?

    [–]crackajackjones 0 points1 point ago

    Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

    [–]MarTango 2 points3 points ago

    dilophosauruses?

    dilophosauri?

    [–]JacobCurry 3 points4 points ago

    Dilophosaurs. Drop the "u" when talking about dinosaurs.

    [–]jx84 2 points3 points ago

    Life, uhhhh... finds a way.

    [–]makesmewannadance 65 points66 points ago

    older than the internet

    [–]baskinghobo 1 point2 points ago

    You see i keep hearing this phrase and a lot of the time i havn't seen old goodies such as these. I guess i haven't being on the internet long enough. Where do people find them? 4chan? email? forums?

    [–]Epic_baconnage 15 points16 points ago

    Yes.

    [–]I_eat_your_cats 8 points9 points ago

    I thought he was making a joke. Y'know, cause dinosaurs are older than the Internet.

    [–]Dub_Heem 3 points4 points ago

    This was posted about two or three days ago on /r/gifs with the exact same title. Hang around for another week or so and you might even see it again.

    [–]TheSecretMe 1 point2 points ago

    Back in the 90s before social media and content aggregator sites ruled the internet people gathered in fora and news groups to share things.

    The worst offender of all was the dreaded chain email. People sending "funny" things CC'd to everyone in their email contact list. Those emails would end up with subject lines full of re: and cc: because how often they'd been replied and forwarded.

    A lot of those pictures are still around. Except now they end up on places like 9gag, imgur and facebook shares.

    [–]baskinghobo 1 point2 points ago

    thanks, now that i think about it i do remember seeing quite a bit of these old stuff on sites like funnyjunk and ebaumsworld when i used to go there. But i wasn't there for long which is why i might have missed these stuff. Also care to explain what "fora" means?

    EDIT: also the fact that i'm on reddit, the site where everyones an internet veteran and hates old content i guess thats one of the reasons why.

    [–]KrayDay 0 points1 point ago

    "Fora" is the (technically) correct plural form of forum.

    Source: 3 years of Latin.

    [–]TheSecretMe 0 points1 point ago

    Fora is a the proper plural of forum. People tend to be simplistic savages and use forums instead.

    [–]playerIII 1 point2 points ago

    Relevant XKCD

    [–]Spielberg_is_dead 2 points3 points ago

    When is XKCD not relevant?

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      [–]DierdraVaal 8 points9 points ago

      I bet that friend is Dave

      [–]garlicdeath 6 points7 points ago

      I had a friend named Dave once. Pretty sure he still is.

      [–]thepikey7 0 points1 point ago

      Dave's not here man...

      [–]teir1plus2 2 points3 points ago

      dave is a good friend

      [–]DierdraVaal 1 point2 points ago

      We should all be more like dave

      [–]twent4 0 points1 point ago

      relevant. Go Canada.

      [–]treefruit 5 points6 points ago

      Pretty sure this was the first GIF I ever saw, should still be saved on my old PC in a file named awesome :)

      [–]xKELDORx 21 points22 points ago

      This gif is from like...98? i think haha

      [–]Rubix89 5 points6 points ago

      At least 2003, judging from the Pirates of the Caribbean poster.

      [–]emergeandseebread 4 points5 points ago

      Had to be around 2006-2007. These are my freshmen dorm hallmates and I helped make the .gif an acceptable size once they filmed this.

      [–]sancho_bulge 0 points1 point ago

      oh schrader...

      [–]kahirsch 0 points1 point ago

      Where was this?

      [–]emergeandseebread 1 point2 points ago

      William and Mary, Williamsburg, VA.

      [–]xKELDORx 0 points1 point ago

      Haha I just remember seeing it a lot along time ago and not seeing for a while until now.

      [–]Milkshaker74 4 points5 points ago

      Frilled necked lizard

      [–]ArgonGryphon 2 points3 points ago

      Frank, get the keys!

      [–]soggydave2113 4 points5 points ago

      Older than the Internet.

      [–]sean_incali 0 points1 point ago

      Or... he's another one with way too much time on his hands. just like you.

      [–]echoracer 2 points3 points ago

      One of the four gifs of the apocalypse

      [–]JabberJauw 3 points4 points ago

      Why is this old ass repost on the front page

      [–]doryphoros -3 points-2 points ago

      Correct, because by the looks of this picture, he is the only friend you will ever have.

      [–]mozziestix 6 points7 points ago

      Well, who pissed in your cereal?

      [–]Anon9180 0 points1 point ago

      Stern execution.

      [–]Iceman_B 0 points1 point ago

      The pink umbrella and especially the strap is what finishes it off.

      [–]NaughtyWenus -1 points0 points ago

      I don't get it... Was it raining ?

      [–]cheeseconqueso 1 point2 points ago

      I've seen it but I can't be mad...shit's simply hilarious. I will chuckle again when somebody posts it six months from now.

      [–]HardcoreHazza 0 points1 point ago

      To be fair, whether you go out with a dilophosaurus, it usually rains venom.

      [–]Tanshinmatsudai 1 point2 points ago

      Repost. Still laughed. Still gave an upvote.

      [–]bmw- 0 points1 point ago

      Reminds me of the Frill-neck lizard wiki page

      [–]critropolitan 0 points1 point ago

      *Dilophasarus as imagined by Spielberg to be more like a monster and less like something that actually ever existed.

      [–]Fartmatic 1 point2 points ago

      pfft, I could probably convince a casual acquaintance to do that just as easily

      [–]gamerwithnoname 0 points1 point ago

      Nobody cares Dodson

      [–]GaryGronk 0 points1 point ago

      I watched Jurassic Park with my 5yo son thinking I could quickly skip the bits where people got eaten. Wrong. He took it quite well, really.

      [–]ThyNoga 1 point2 points ago

      Fuck, the title gets me every time.

      [–]reddit_somewhere 0 points1 point ago

      This guy has two front page items at the same time. Holy flying spaghetti monster batman!

      [–]goodygumdrop 0 points1 point ago

      this would frighten me.

      [–]waywithwords 0 points1 point ago

      Gif amusing. Title obnoxious.

      [–]dawsonkk 0 points1 point ago

      for some reason it reminds me of this http://i.imgur.com/Jo0DG.gif

      [–]Fixdgear 0 points1 point ago

      It's because the people in both gifs weighs under 100 pounds.

      [–]haile_selassie 0 points1 point ago

      Any friend willing to bring years of bad luck upon his or her self is a great friend.

      [–]mrlr 0 points1 point ago

      Is he your wingman?

      [–]skatermario3 1 point2 points ago

      Of all the titles I've seen on this gif, this is the worst.

      [–]Volcomrider232 -2 points-1 points ago

      Coincidently the same friend that plays with your balls in your female lacking, sexless life.

      [–]imnotjoshpotter 1 point2 points ago

      TIL what a dilophosaurus was. Thanks reddit, where the fuck would I be without ya?

      [–]bigmeech -1 points0 points ago

      le epic friend is epic!! only way he could be more epic is if he made you bacon!!!! XD epic

      [–]sancho_bulge 0 points1 point ago

      winkie wilgus has the strength of 50 men

      [–]vitorizzo 0 points1 point ago

      newman is in trouble

      [–]Demolishing 0 points1 point ago

      This is what I imagine the typical redditor to look like

      [–]superchunky 0 points1 point ago

      you have truely amazing friends xD

      [–]cassancellor 0 points1 point ago

      Fuck yes.

      [–]pineapplol 0 points1 point ago

      It's not a joke, but you still managed to put the punchline in the title.

      [–]spearhard -1 points0 points ago

      have fun with years of bad luck for opening an umbrella inside

      [–]hiho4444 -1 points0 points ago

      That was actually kinda funny... yeah...

      [–]Bo5LL 0 points1 point ago

      That's bad luck, bro.

      [–]Iamadinocopter -1 points0 points ago

      Who let all the ancient .gifs get into the hands of all these highschool kids?

      [–]jwillsaylor 0 points1 point ago

      Except the dilophosaur did not actually have a frill. This was just added for effect in Jurassic Park.

      [–]StrangeCaptain 0 points1 point ago

      he has his dick in your butt

      [–]ItsNotWhereItWas 0 points1 point ago

      Someone needs to Photoshop the friend and background out of each frame and replace it with a jungle or something.

      [–]says_words 1 point2 points ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R199blX0fs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

      This 5+ year old video that I shot of my friend is finally relevant.

      [–]caveofnecrogond 1 point2 points ago

      This is the funniest gif I've seen in a long time.

      [–]purias 0 points1 point ago

      so lame. you stole this from the guy who stole this from a friend of mine -_-

      [–]jimandpanflute 0 points1 point ago

      The best of friends.

      [–]Galaick 0 points1 point ago

      That's so nerdy but also frigging cool.

      [–]chomblebrown -1 points0 points ago

      I don't understand reddit. A gif from 2005 can suddenly make the front page...

      [–]whycantispeakfinnish 1 point2 points ago

      Is it strange that I only use Barbasol shaving cream because of this movie?

      [–]ArgonGryphon -1 points0 points ago

      Someone did an askreddit about stuff like that not long ago. Stuff about product placement in movies that worked, I think.

      [–]whycantispeakfinnish 0 points1 point ago

      Well, that one sure as hell worked out for Barbasol.

      [–]twinkletoesfairy 0 points1 point ago

      This is his friend who wielded the umbrella. http://qkme.me/3rmqkj

      [–]samneu6 0 points1 point ago

      If I wanted memes I would go on adviceanimals.

      [–]500Rads -2 points-1 points ago

      reddit the front page of last years internet

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