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[–]tacodeathfart 2 points3 points ago

Good job. I haven't had one since the 12th, and I have been smoking ehh...off and on for 20 or so. I used the patch this time, and I also quit drinking at the same time. Triggers man.

[–]jarhead318[S] 0 points1 point ago

never tried the patch, the gum was crap though. I bought a can of the nastiest skoal I could find to take the edge off the nicotine cravings but I couldn't finish the can. so far so good. I like drinking way too much lol

[–]tacodeathfart 2 points3 points ago

Well, I liked it too, but my health has come to mean more to me than acting stupid and smoking cigarettes. Basically, I always knew I would never quit one without the other, and it just became the right time.

[–]jarhead318[S] 0 points1 point ago

totally understand. I'm having a few drinks watching the game and so far I'm good. testing out my will power.

[–]1kingdomheart 0 points1 point ago

Masterbation.

[–]Aspady -1 points0 points ago

That's amazing man! I really hope the cold turkey side affects don't get to ya!

[–]jarhead318[S] 0 points1 point ago

I went back to dip for a day just to take the edge off (yes it's disgusting) but lately I've had a fever I just can't shake and coughing up gunk every day. any chance this is from the semi cold turkey quitting?

[–]Aspady -1 points0 points ago

Unfortunately yes. If you need to, use the patch but stay strong man!

[–]nehpets96 0 points1 point ago

Good on you. My dad quit smoking a few years ago and he's been much better of for it. Try chewing some gum or playing a video game. Anything to keep your mind off of it.

[–]jarhead318[S] 1 point2 points ago

yeah I went in for a physical for a job I just got and the lung capacity test said I had 55 year old lungs. I'm 23. huge reality check.

[–]nehpets96 1 point2 points ago

Hey man, atleast you're doing something about it. Stay strong and don't give up, it will defintely be worth it in the end.

[–]dropkickninja 0 points1 point ago

eat cheeseburgers.

[–]muttella 1 point2 points ago

you can always furiously masturbate. Or make a tower of cards.

[–]itallblends 0 points1 point ago

Over the last 12 years of smoking, every time I get sick (bronchitis, anything that makes coughing hurt), I find that not smoking for 3-4 days is pretty easy.

Why can't I just cold turkey quit when I'm not sick???

But congrats, I hope you can pull through and quit smokin.

[–]meantamrajean 0 points1 point ago

Been smoking 17 years... Got over two packs a day.. Down to 10 cigs a day and currently back to a pack a day. Someone shoot me this shit is hard. Lost a ton of weight tho... sigh vices.