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[–]Vadrien 52 points53 points ago

Not sure why clicked..

[–]n2610 34 points35 points ago

Yes you are. You wanted to see some assshole.

[–]DeshiMetzu 2 points3 points ago

Risky Click..

[–]Galarron 14 points15 points ago

...The url says "Happy_face"

[–]DeshiMetzu 12 points13 points ago

I don't think you've been around the internet for too long..

[–]Galarron 1 point2 points ago

Trust me, kid, I've been around much longer than you.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Galarron 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]xLuMisx 0 points1 point ago

I don't know who to trust. The guy who's been here for 1 year or the guy who's been here for 4 months.

[–]FreeThinkerLee 9 points10 points ago

I never trust the person who calls someone a "kid" on the internet. Maybe if mics were involved, but otherwise I just instantly assume he is a dumbass.

[–]TheAntZ 2 points3 points ago

Most likely a teenager

[–]Galarron 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I'm a 18 year mute teenager, ass hole.

[–]AmoCrescent 1 point2 points ago

The time traveler.

[–]Galarron 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit, I'm a year old now? I'm a big kid now.

[–]ZeMoose 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, and the other url said "goatse". What could be bad about goats?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]pr0foak 1 point2 points ago

I commend the first people to click on this for their bravery.

[–]MyLastNameIsSummy 0 points1 point ago

I clicked because I wanted to see an asshole.

[–]puffmello 23 points24 points ago

I read it as george washington didn't like the asshole.

[–]maggalina 4 points5 points ago

I was thinking Ginny Weasley. Easy to point out the non-American eh?

[–]Hayman68 2 points3 points ago

I'm an American and also thought Ginny Weasley. Hello, fellow Potterhead.

[–]maggalina 0 points1 point ago

Hi five!

[–]korkyshadow 0 points1 point ago

puffmello?

[–]BlakeFitzgerald 0 points1 point ago

Are you Canadian or European? You're confusing me.

[–]Galarron -1 points0 points ago

Asian

[–]maggalina 0 points1 point ago

Canadian

[–]puffmello 1 point2 points ago

Canadian

[–]The_Comma_Splicer 4 points5 points ago

Guild Wars for me.

[–]FeralSnake 1 point2 points ago

Oh my goodness so did I, and I was incredibly confused for a while.

[–]JefeRocha 0 points1 point ago

Washington, Washington

Six Foot Eight

Weighs a Fucking Ton

[–]EveryoneHasPotential 13 points14 points ago

=/ Am I the only one who is worried about saving that Ass?

[–]Zinfidel 1 point2 points ago

My first thought was, "Oh, I hope they rescued the donkey!"

[–]happyharrr -2 points-1 points ago

Diddo. Really hope he wasn't a dick and threw that ass down the hole.

[–]FlyingFishCake 11 points12 points ago

[–]gizmoglitch 5 points6 points ago

This was a risky click. Thanks for making me not regret it.

[–]phatboi 5 points6 points ago

It speaks to the level of my Reddit addiction that I clicked without thinking twice

[–]undearius 13 points14 points ago

Thank you for not abusing the NSFW tage

[–]JavaMoose 21 points22 points ago

Yeah, except for the imgur gallery link on the right with NSFW content displayed that warrants a NSFW tag on this post.

[–]katanaking90210 9 points10 points ago

nsfw tag this, it sent me to the gw gallery

[–]Reddit_Zephyr[S] 0 points1 point ago

Oh I'm sorry guys I'll fix that. I used the same link I had when I sent it to gonewild as when I posted it here. Very sorry

[–]Caziban -4 points-3 points ago

nigga, da fauk are you talking about? Clicking the link sent you to /r/gonewild?

[–]hiddlesinmybrain 2 points3 points ago

I would ride that so fast.

[–]flowsnus 2 points3 points ago

Yo that asshole is dirty man. You should wipe more

[–]duncanboy -1 points0 points ago

Day asses ass. Wut. O_O

[–]fisticuffs32 2 points3 points ago

"it puts the lotion on the skin"

[–]bcrople1 2 points3 points ago

At this point if it's blue i click it, the title means nothing

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 1 point2 points ago

dat ass

[–]borbus 1 point2 points ago

NSFW

[–]Barack-OJimmy 1 point2 points ago

That is the Democratic mascot. Don't know why you thought it was GW.

[–]joevmm 2 points3 points ago

Why is that donkey down there? Is this some kind of animal abuse or did he just fall into the hole?

[–]robbiemcgee 0 points1 point ago

That's just great. Now you've disappointed /r/funny ass well.

[–]someauthor[!] 1 point2 points ago

If GW has a better idea for stationary ass-parking, I'd be glad to hear it.

[–]weaselgregory13 1 point2 points ago

Upvote because GW really didn't like your asshole

[–]tacojohn48 1 point2 points ago

You should put a sharpie in it, they'll like that.

[–]kingofcrabs 1 point2 points ago

I looked for a minute before thinking "oh what the hell. Why should that link remain blue".

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 1 point2 points ago

That's a cute ass

[–]sylversuns 1 point2 points ago

I read that as "genital warts"

[–]kholdstare246 -1 points0 points ago

Your ass or a hole in the ground?

[–]bertbargo 1 point2 points ago

I'll give you that, OP. Well played.

[–]spongjaws 1 point2 points ago

I can not tell you the amount of concern I had when I realized I clicked this link. As I was waiting for it to load all I could think was "dear lord, why."

[–]imps13 1 point2 points ago

I think this should kind of have some sort of warning, Just because of the gallery on the right. :P

[–]baby_corn_is_corn 0 points1 point ago

I assumed it was going to be naughty.

[–]dorfcally 1 point2 points ago

i like how the imgur album is r/gonewild

[–]Chesapeake_Gentleman 3 points4 points ago

Because he actually submitted it to r/gonewild, look at his profile.

http://www.reddit.com/user/Reddit_Zephyr

For once...OP told the truth.

Sincerely

The Chesapeake Gentleman

[–]LeDragonite -1 points0 points ago

Judging by the amount of r/watermelonlove posts you have I'm concerned that this is not in fact YOUR asshole. It seems way too light and in a nice part of town.

[–]madeyouangry 1 point2 points ago

Man, that is a tight little asshole.

[–]midbc 1 point2 points ago

shave your ass then we will talk

[–]CheezIts_YAY 1 point2 points ago

Mark it NSFW. I saw the thumbnail and knew what it was from the start.

[–]heze420 1 point2 points ago

this was a risky click but worth it! lol

[–]Goldgear 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, all the recommendations on the sidebar from the use of the word "asshole" make it nsfw after all.

[–]VoiceOfInternet_haha 1 point2 points ago

♫ You gotta help me keep the donkey...dooooown in the hooooollle. ♫

[–]phukkit 1 point2 points ago

What makes this great is that it was actually posted to GW.

[–]mgrifone -1 points0 points ago

Risky click

[–]whitevandal -1 points0 points ago

That was a risky click

[–]Average_Joke 1 point2 points ago

You actually posted it to GW. I commend your dedication to the joke.

[–]VPX7 -1 points0 points ago

You must be shy too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Oops, this is the one. Please put a NSFW tag on this. The "related images" in imgur had at least one gaping asshole.

[–]virogar 1 point2 points ago

risky click.

[–]thezenof -1 points0 points ago

Jesus. How does stupid shit like this get votes? I weep for the future of what is considered "funny".

[–]Shadkowz 1 point2 points ago

WHOAH, that needs to be marked as NSFW

[–]thefigpucker 1 point2 points ago

Too big and dirty and it looks pretty hairy....

[–]troll_trollingsworth 1 point2 points ago

all I can think of is "seven days... hee-haw!!!"

[–]nameless_faceless -1 points0 points ago

That's not really funny at all.

[–]MikeyC05 1 point2 points ago

What a jackass

[–]Reddit_Zephyr[S] 0 points1 point ago

This is Marked NSFW because it is linked to GW Gallery. Sorry if you want a link that is not connected to the GW gallery click here, http://imgur.com/o3VFJ sorry if I inconvenienced anyone through this. I am sorry that I didn't mark it NSFW before now I posted it then went to sleep not thinking it would be so popular.

[–]mediocre_genius -1 points0 points ago

Love the ass shots. Could I bother you for some shots of your pussy?

[–]TheBaconSir 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]cam00099999 -1 points0 points ago

why did this get up voted

[–]slorebear -2 points-1 points ago

yes and the 15 times it has been reposted.

http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/CmzT7

[–]jk01 -2 points-1 points ago

You realize there's an /r/gonewildcirclejerk