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[–]Verblocity 192 points193 points ago

I'm pretty sure most 12 year old boys are interested in anything that even vaguely resembles female body parts.

[–]Muzzles56 166 points167 points ago

80085

[–]Jairock47 88 points89 points ago

Hey, I'm thirteen. Nice tits. Wanna hang out sometime. I have power rangers. I know you can't resist the rangers.

[–]FuLLMeTaL604 32 points33 points ago

No one can resist the rangers.

[–]friday6700 17 points18 points ago

Do you like these pants my mom bought me? Hey check out my gun show. Bssshh Bssshh

[–]AyeAyeLtd 21 points22 points ago

Nice pajamas, Simpson. Did your mom buy them for you?

Why, of course.

[–]AngryRobo 5 points6 points ago

God, I miss being thirteen.

[–]InsiDS 6 points7 points ago

No one can resist Gary Oak's girth.

[–]Nexisms 2 points3 points ago

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[–]iLuVtiffany 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, I only go out with boys who like Pokemon.

[–]dontpickausername 9 points10 points ago

Wanna join the PEN 15 club?

[–]Josh_The_Boss 5 points6 points ago

All you have to do is write it on your arm.

[–]ShinInuko 3 points4 points ago

How is it, a tiny little mountain town with no access to the outside world except chat rooms in Starcraft, yahoo games, and Neverwinter Nights, all come up with the same immature jokes?

[–]bau5e 0 points1 point ago

I too have masturbated to this

[–]Miracle_Max_13 59 points60 points ago

Give a 12 year old boy a sharpie and you'll find they are much more interested in dicks.

[–]ickyvicki 32 points33 points ago

Everyone likes drawing dicks though!

[–]JefferyFrank 16 points17 points ago

I have never drawn a dick in my entire life. Like what someone just walked in and was like, "Oh hey cool drawing is it a- ... Get the fuck out, JefferyFrank"

[–]zissous4 3 points4 points ago

back in high school my friend got sent to the principals office in grade 10 for drawing dicks on his desk in our science room. he said it was the most awkward conversation of his life. This was around the time summer heights high (TV show) came out though so it wasnt completely random

[–]droxxus 1 point2 points ago

It's my tag... Dick tation.

[–]sanels 6 points7 points ago

it's because they only know what a dick looks like,i mean how many 12yos have seen enough t&a to be able to accurately draw them? =p

[–]ripvanfish 11 points12 points ago

about 50%. the girls, that is!

[–]prometheanbane 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to tell you something now, but I really don't want you to take it the wrong way. Don't end jokes in exclamation points. Your post without the exclamation point would be 7.5/10 funny (Seinfeld before the show funny), the exclamation point dragged it to a 4.5. I'm sorry if this offends you, I truly do not mean it to. Have a good day, sir/ma'am.

[–]Avonez 3 points4 points ago

[–]Regole 1 point2 points ago

My thoughts exactly

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 377 points378 points ago

When I was 12 I wanted to look at so much T&A that it would make you sick.

Now that I am 30 I want to look at so much T&A that it would make you sick.

[–]blaghart 106 points107 points ago

I'm 20 and want to do a lot more than look. If all I wanted to do was look I'd go to a museum.

[–]JaiOhBe 97 points98 points ago

I am interested as to where this T&A museum is located...

[–]TuskedOdin 100 points101 points ago

Www.reddit.com/r/gonewild

[–]FuLLMeTaL604 39 points40 points ago

No, that's the attention whore museum.

[–]TuskedOdin 32 points33 points ago

Karma whore museum

FTFY

[–]backskies 41 points42 points ago

Whore museum

FTFY

[–]thedefiant 14 points15 points ago

Hey now those are some classy naked girls who stand in front of a mirror with their ipads for internet points. What more could you ask for.

[–]TuskedOdin 69 points70 points ago

their father's opinions.

[–]Laika_Come_Home 26 points27 points ago

HEYYOOOOOO

[–]Cyberslasher 10 points11 points ago

Well, some of them are black.

[–]PsychoBitchCupcake 0 points1 point ago

Hey! I find that offensive. I used to post in Gw (on a different account) and I didn't just do it for the karma. It was just so out my comfort zone. So I tried it to be "rebellious". I used to have really low self esteem and now I'm actually comfortable with my body....

....but the karma was nice too.

[–]LostMind 0 points1 point ago

an attention whore house you might say

[–]lwest340 9 points10 points ago

The Smithsonian is opening one up in DC. Should be finished by Spring.

[–]onederful 7 points8 points ago

haha...finished

[–]ATOMICMOOCOW 5 points6 points ago

haha...spring

[–]zmjjmz 6 points7 points ago

Museum of Sex in NYC

[–]partiedhard 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping someone else knew about this haha

[–]JeremyKylesLovechild 3 points4 points ago

Sex Museum, Damrak, Amsterdam. It's the best one in the world.

[–]hobovision 1 point2 points ago

Strip club, titty bar, anywhere in Vegas, etc.

[–]coleosis1414 3 points4 points ago

porn

[–]Stickygod 0 points1 point ago

These tits belong in a museum!

[–]johnylaw 14 points15 points ago

These sentences line up and it makes me happy.

[–]BlizzGamer 4 points5 points ago

Wikipedia says: "T&A may refer to:

Bradford Telegraph & Argus, a newspaper in Bradford, England
T & A (professional wrestling), a former pro-wrestling tag team.
Tonsillectomy & adenoidectomy, two operations that are often performed together"

No, still not getting it.

[–]pieguyfry22 1 point2 points ago

Tits and Ass Conglomerate

[–]TheDastardlyButton 5 points6 points ago

Why the fuck would he think about small birds and donkeys?

[–]Hsn102198 4 points5 points ago

People don't like this person for being a kid. They would say exactly the same fucking thing but without all the hate.

[–]BlackZeppelin 3 points4 points ago

Remind me of the Henry Rollins joke

"When I was 18 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit. When I was 25 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit. When I was 35 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit. Now I’m 40 and I want to fuck on the floor and break shit."

[–]g0_west 3 points4 points ago

Tits and Asses, for anybody who still hasn't figured.

[–]PumpValve 0 points1 point ago

When I was 12 I wanted to look at so much T&A that it would make you sick.

Now that I'm 50... a sandwich is good too.

[–]shinshanjr 0 points1 point ago

[–]CharcoaL555 138 points139 points ago

hey reddit!

If you're mad that i don't submit OC

Just remember

We like reposts too!

SAYS OP

[–]Mrcopolo199 86 points87 points ago

[–]bbchan 67 points68 points ago

[–]topical_storm 35 points36 points ago

Man, I NEVER get tired of OP=faggot gifs.

[–]siborg51 13 points14 points ago

I'll bet the OP does

[–]iBeatStuffUp 11 points12 points ago

what a faggot

[–]bjjones13 1 point2 points ago

[–]CharcoaL555 0 points1 point ago

[–]norealpurposehere2 1 point2 points ago

I don't care that it's a repost, I care that it isn't funny.

[–]captainsauer 15 points16 points ago

I only ever see this stuff on Reddit. Please stop exposing me to this poop.

[–]MangekyoSharingan 3 points4 points ago

How else will we know what to hate?

[–]VIRGIN_ALARM 13 points14 points ago

**bwoop bwoop**

[–]RAPED_WITH_POOP 68 points69 points ago

http://imgur.com/LBqjc.jpg

That face makes me want to kick it.

[–]friday6700 21 points22 points ago

They tell me assaulting children is wrong.

[–]Carter52 57 points58 points ago

THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT

[–]MaceWinnoob 17 points18 points ago

THIS IS THE SECOND BEST IDEA THAT WE'VE EVER HAD

[–]djm1st 3 points4 points ago

What is the first, dare I ask?

[–]tehkier 1 point2 points ago

I don't think you got the reference...

[–]That_Annoying_Kid 4 points5 points ago

But it feels SO right!

[–]SRS_are_cunts 30 points31 points ago

But why the pigeon ?

[–]artacuno53 21 points22 points ago

Because just an angry person wouldn't be as funny

[–]thewhycats 22 points23 points ago

It's not funny either way, but yeah.

[–]lwest340 4 points5 points ago

Because it's a bird.

[–]WiIIzyx 1 point2 points ago

Because it's originally from the facebook page 'Pigeon'

http://www.facebook.com/pigeonwashere?ref=ts&fref=ts

[–]Drago12 19 points20 points ago

People who were born in 2000 are already checkin out asses? Damn, time flies....

[–]JefferyFrank 14 points15 points ago

My little sister was born in 2000, but no one checks her out... Right?!?

[–]fizikz3 10 points11 points ago

damn that's a little creepy to think about.

[–]djm1st 3 points4 points ago

I never want to have kids, just because I don't want to have to think about the fact that when I take them to Disney there is a high percentage someone there is a pedophile checking out small children...

[–]MangekyoSharingan 3 points4 points ago

I do

[–]meantamrajean 5 points6 points ago

You've made me feel incredibly old with that statement... I had just graduated hs in 2000...

[–]DirtyWhoreMouth 3 points4 points ago

There are girls born in 1998 that are mothers.

[–]mastersword83 30 points31 points ago

LOL 12 YEAR OLDS ARE SO IMMATURE fapfapfap

[–]WildWasteland 26 points27 points ago

You're*

[–]Too_much_logic -1 points0 points ago

I don't give a fleeting fuck about the content, just spell it correctly!! You're!

[–]blackzao 0 points1 point ago

I looked through so much shit to find you. You're here! I'm glad you're here. Your good grammar makes me happy.

[–]belflandluvr 5 points6 points ago

I don't know what being 12 has to do with anything, but these 4-panel comic things that are becoming popular are probably my least favorite thing on the Internet.

[–]lukelear 20 points21 points ago

Check out that tasty-looking giant, invisible cheeseburger in that kid's hands.

[–]Sydviciouz 15 points16 points ago

TIL pigeons hate twelve year olds.

[–]tanithghost88 8 points9 points ago

That kid looks like my cousin... and after hearing some of the shit that came out of his, then younger, mouth this wouldnt surprise me. Lives out West. Came to visit one year. Southern Indiana. Go out to eat at a pizza place. It was around 4th of July so it was relatively busy. Every time he would burp, and he would actually force it, he would say the N word. (I choose not to use it) I looked at him then to my grandparents. Nothing was done. I gave them a warning that if he keeps that up he will get the fuck kicked out of him...

Fast forward a few years. Grandparents buy him a $50 YuGiOh card. He trades it away within a day. Yet I am struggling to go to college. The fuck is wrong with kids today. (and before someone asks, I am 21. I have no idea how these kids do all this stuff... )

[–]Baconing_Narwhal 1 point2 points ago

As a 12 year old,I have no idea how fellow kids do all this stuff too.

[–]redkey42 153 points154 points ago

I did not find this funny. I thought it was a sad picture of male youth believing that treating female persons as sex objects for their personal gratification is "cool".

[–]Mranderson_Gump 272 points273 points ago

The white is strong in this knight

[–]thunderling 14 points15 points ago

Is there something bad with being a "white knight" or something? Is it bad to think female objectification is wrong? How do you even know that commenter is a dude?

[–]AbsurdWebLingo 23 points24 points ago

The white is pure too. The sunlight which falls upon his armor dances in all directions with a shine too bright for the mere naked eye.

[–]awesomebbq 4 points5 points ago

/r/whiterights might enjoy that

[–]Cobradactyl 7 points8 points ago

I clicked that thinking it said "whiteknights" and I got real uncomfortable real fast.

[–]standingbarefoot 37 points38 points ago

As a man, I agree.

[–]mitchy94 16 points17 points ago

As asexual object I also agree

[–]JLHarvHarv 15 points16 points ago

Asexual plant looking for sun.

[–]nevernovelty 7 points8 points ago

Wait, asexual or a sexual....

[–]mitchy94 3 points4 points ago

A sexual

[–]americanjoo 1 point2 points ago

Too bad...

[–]not_a_duck 13 points14 points ago

Yes, I have found that women don't want to be treated as sex objects.

Except when they do.

[–]LittleBigKid2000 34 points35 points ago

So you're saying a 12 year old cannot be sexually attracted to the breasts or buttocks of a female?

EDIT: Fixed "your". I'm not too stupid to tell the difference.

[–]AllisonBlake 84 points85 points ago

I think 12 year old boys shouldn't be talking like that. It's disrespectful. Maybe we can't keep our teenagers from being douchebags, but we should at least try getting our kids to be polite and not little shits like that kid.

[–]kjkillz 51 points52 points ago

It isn't just teenagers that are douchebags though. They're everywhere.

[–]AllisonBlake 34 points35 points ago

That's why we should start teaching our children respect. So they can grow up and teach THEIR children respect. I'm tired of people being horrible to each other.

[–]Honkeyass 26 points27 points ago

We need to start hitting kids again

[–]meantamrajean 5 points6 points ago

Have an 8 year old. Way ahead of you! Let the head slapping commence!

[–]kjkillz 2 points3 points ago

See, I have been taught respect for my entire life. Granted, my life hasn't been very long so far, but I'm getting the hang of it. Just starting with little things: smiling at strangers, holding doors, and saying "please" and "thank-you" can snowball into an all around more respectful human being. The positive reinforcement from having your smile reciprocated is good enough to plant that seed of respect.

[–]ACEmat 3 points4 points ago

12 vs 13.

We have ourselves a real big difference there.

[–]AllisonBlake 2 points3 points ago

No. What I'm saying is that if you teach your children how to act at a young age, it will stick with them. If they are polite children, they'll be polite teenagers.

[–]Klemintina 3 points4 points ago

So it's okay for grown men to talk like that, just not twelve year olds? I always thought it would be nice to respect people at any age...

[–]AllisonBlake 3 points4 points ago

No. But polite children typically turn into polite adults.

[–]psychroclasm 7 points8 points ago

I know it's nitpick-y, but 12 isn't that far from a teenager.

[–]AllisonBlake 4 points5 points ago

I know. I mean we need to start teaching our children to be polite so they won't turn into disrespectful teenagers.

[–]TheBullshitPatrol 0 points1 point ago

Good luck with rolling that out on the widespread.

I don't believe that you can "train" kids to be polite beyond a certain extent. You can enforce it, but it's simply up to their personality whether or not it is a driving force behind their behavior. Some people are black, some people are white. Some place emphasis on politeness in their behavior, others place an emphasis on punctuality, or correctness. There is an exactly equal amount of polite adults as there ever has been polite children. Some children just lack the social awareness to apply that politeness, and others simply are impolite, masked by the oppression of their parents.

[–]grlthng 2 points3 points ago

Yea.. good luck with that because you are going to need it. They may be silent in your presence but they will say the dirtiest shit imaginable when you are not around.

[–]mastersword83 4 points5 points ago

12|13. Such a huge barrier ಠ_ಠ.

[–]kentpilot 0 points1 point ago

Teenagers are usually douchebags, I was a teenage douchebag once, now i'm not but that's what separates me from douchebags now I think back and go "man I was a fucking douche" and I don't act like that anymore.

[–]ACEmat 1 point2 points ago

*you're

[–]Redditor_for_27_days 0 points1 point ago

No, I think that pigeon is saying that.

[–]scumbag-reddit 3 points4 points ago

This is painful.

[–]zombiezelda 2 points3 points ago

Little bastard

[–]madmardigan 0 points1 point ago

You*re

[–]BiffSkiffer 2 points3 points ago

You managed to avoid putting the punchline in the title by removing a single word, good job.

[–]sammywoose 2 points3 points ago

How big are the asses this kid is going for? His arms are spread pretty wide.

[–]Tattered 6 points7 points ago

Hey guys, I'm sure glad the punchline was in the title

[–]ramiroma000 0 points1 point ago

SEE THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THING

[–]captainnsourpatch 3 points4 points ago

[–]unicornia 0 points1 point ago

who will hopefully remain a virgin until he requires viagra.

dumbass.

[–]Tall_mike 2 points3 points ago

If he likes ass so much why is he giving a blowjob?

[–]amprok 0 points1 point ago

this is dumb. making fun of it just brings it to light. f-

[–]x1expert1x 0 points1 point ago

.....says the fucking pidgeon?

[–]V1bration 1 point2 points ago

You pretty much put the punchline in the title.

Kill yourself.

[–]woopwoopwoopwooop 0 points1 point ago

I hate it when 9gag posts come without any rage faces or "le"s. Doesn't seem natural to me anymore, you know?

Life's though...

[–]bamtonio 1 point2 points ago

where do these photo stories come from

[–]Peeps_Chicken 0 points1 point ago

I feel bad for the guy who tries to find this thread in a day or two at work and makes the mistake of searching for it by its title. IT and HR are going to pounce on his ass.

[–]NZZQ 0 points1 point ago

If he's fucking at 12, he must know enough to comment on the matter.

[–]Candycane13 1 point2 points ago

Please not these again

[–]Eskelsar 0 points1 point ago

Oh, yeah, I forgot that sex drives don't develop until kids are at least sixteen.

[–]Onixlee37 1 point2 points ago

The horny is strong in this one.

[–]Ghosthacker07 0 points1 point ago

Holy fucking shit, that looks like my cousin!

[–]dmart14 -1 points0 points ago

You're*

[–]Cindrum 0 points1 point ago

Hey don't get me wrong. Kids are fucking assholes and I hate them but this doesn't even make sense. Why is pidgeon looking at him like that for being 12 and liking asses. Pigeon should realize that young boys like asses too that pigeon should get over himself.

[–]nShorty 0 points1 point ago

Says the fucking bird

[–]pyroaries 0 points1 point ago

I read his text in a brookyln accent, and from his looks, determined that he'll be in the Mob in a few years.

[–]alexdoors 0 points1 point ago

Italians...

[–]TheArtOfSelfDefense 0 points1 point ago

a young Paul Rodriguez. Muy Comico!

[–]dismay66 0 points1 point ago

Ew. Just... ew.

[–]TheRealExqusite 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who got annoyed by the your ?

[–]Pigboy501 -1 points0 points ago

*you're

[–]birdisthewird 0 points1 point ago

says the fucking ... pigeon?! where is this going

[–]Marlosk1 0 points1 point ago

Haterade!!!! Get yer haterade here!

[–]trevor_the_redditor 0 points1 point ago

FTFY Says Kevin Arnold

[–]I_tag_everyone -1 points0 points ago

[–]RHWiggles 0 points1 point ago

I've always wondered if these screenshots are put together randomly and given words or if they come from an actual quote from a youtube video.

[–]The_Blackfish_ 0 points1 point ago

So 12 year old boys aren't allowed to be attracted to women? OP is probably a really cool 14 year old.

[–]yudhamica17 0 points1 point ago

You're* retarded, go back to school.

[–]skhell 0 points1 point ago

The fucking twelve year old has a point

[–]blackkevinDUNK 0 points1 point ago

nigga you a bird

[–]Kuusou -1 points0 points ago

This is probably the first one like this that I actually like. It's funny. It's not some shitty ass ploy to impress anyone...

Awesome.

[–]Deekzlol 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen a single one of these stupid 4-box pictures outside of Reddit.

I actively avoid the kind of websites that have this kind of "content" (tumblr, instagram etc) but it's not enough because you guys keep posting and upvoting it out of some misguided 'irony'. It's very annoying.

[–]fes97 0 points1 point ago

You're*

[–]PumpValve 0 points1 point ago

I think it's adorable. Sans pigeon.

[–]jakemyers7 -1 points0 points ago

im sorry but when did you hit puberty OP?

[–]Burndude -1 points0 points ago

repost

[–]shythecute1 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, the bird and comment was unnecessary. We get it...

[–]overly_sarcastic24 0 points1 point ago

Stop giving this stupid kid attention.

[–]hideyokidshideyowife 0 points1 point ago

Mom, mom don't come in!

[–]snowlion13 -2 points-1 points ago

well, at least hes not gay, right?

[–]IamlegendAMA 0 points1 point ago

that "your" is the real travesty here

[–]U-bot 0 points1 point ago

i liked boobs and asses when I was 12

[–]LFluffy 0 points1 point ago

you're*

[–]LuckyDuck77 0 points1 point ago

I'M DRUNK AND THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED... YOU'RE*

[–]mj5748 0 points1 point ago

And yet, it is so true

[–]LewisKolb 0 points1 point ago

Pidgeon?

[–]DucksNuts 0 points1 point ago

The fucking 12 year old... got it right??

I don't get the hatred on this one.

[–]MEREZNOVSTA99 0 points1 point ago

Quoth the pigeon 12 yo karma whore who was posting shit on DBS wall quoth the pigeon karma whore

[–]dang2288 0 points1 point ago

you're

[–]coian764 0 points1 point ago

He's not even a cute twelve year old. He's the creepy one that sniffed girls' hair while they werent looking.

[–]lowblowjoe88 0 points1 point ago

you're*