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[–]Douchebox 93 points94 points ago

If you were Obama I would hope you would actually try to change marijuana laws instead of just saying it so college students will vote for you.

[–]burkabecca 24 points25 points ago

Dude, as a person who serves 700+ mmj folks daily- I can tell you old folks and college students can bond in their anger at Obama. I have heard more "back in the 60s..." rants than I know what to do with! I love it - the stories, not the situation.

[–]GMan129 0 points1 point ago

when did he say anything but that he would think about it?

[–]sharkiness 14 points15 points ago

Is this before or after he makes sure that you and other Ents go to prison for having too much of a relatively harmless substance?

[–]RPrevolution 12 points13 points ago

Oh man Obama is sooo cool, I don't even care that he wouldn't think twice to put me in prison for smoking weed /s

[–]KRSFive 19 points20 points ago

ya, but hes a hypocritical fuck. fuck him.

[–]MidnightTokerTom 80 points81 points ago

Holy shit. Obama just blinked dude [6]

[–]gnarlycs 5 points6 points ago

have an upvote, pal [9.9]

[–]dongsy-normus 6 points7 points ago

... He said with impeccable grammar.

[–]gnarlycs 9 points10 points ago

it took me 11 minutes to make that comment

[–]metalhead4 24 points25 points ago

Potus should be able to blaze... Just sayin'.

[–]sharkiness 15 points16 points ago

Not before We The People can... Just sayin'.

[–]djslim21 2 points3 points ago

that

[–]mr_kyitty 16 points17 points ago

I'm not saying such a powerful person should smoke, but there is something to be said about pot's ability to keep a person level-headed.

[–]milesawayfromthesun 3 points4 points ago

It does almost the opposite to me.

[–]mr_kyitty 1 point2 points ago

I was referring to the emotional effects, not how it affects your brain while you're high. If it does the opposite to you in that sense, then that sucks..

[–]imkaneforever 0 points1 point ago

while the rest of the minions aren't. keep drugs illegal yeahhh!!

[–]MattyCee14 54 points55 points ago

Hey, Biden, pass me the chips. No, that's the remote. The chips. No, not the joint, the potato chips. By your feet. YOUR FEET! NO! Where are you going? WAIT! GET ME THE CHIPS! God dammit, you stoned son of a bitch....I'll just get 'em myself.......I don't even fucking want them anymore. God dammit, Joe....God dammit.

[–]DasBoots 24 points25 points ago

Obama: "Yo, Biden! Chill the fuck out man! No, just hit this and sit down, your freaking me out man! Seriously dude, calm down!"

Biden: "COCAINE!!!!!!"

[–]mr_kyitty 14 points15 points ago

Biden's too busy feelin up biker chicks to give a fuck.

[–]DoctorDro 11 points12 points ago

All aboard the republican train

CHOO CHOO MOTHAFUCKER

[–]sourpatch_kid 0 points1 point ago

I stared at that for far too long

[–]lunastella 0 points1 point ago

You sir jus stole 3 minutes of my life. I regret nothing

[–]rznballa 19 points20 points ago

Obama looks like Gus from Breaking Bad.

[–]Metamorphism 0 points1 point ago

more news at 11..

[–]Alexxandros 14 points15 points ago

Right. Because Obama isn't locking up millions of patients for using their prescribed medicine and innocent civilians for victimless crimes or anything.

When the fuck are you guys going to wake up? You don't want to be treated like stupid stoners who only care about getting high but yet you can't act serious enough to recognize that what this fucker is doing to us and millions of Americans is WRONG and that he is no different (in fact he's worse) than the President's who preceded him.

To quote Penn Jillete "It's not a goddamn joke".

I'm really getting tired of seeing posts glorifying Obama as your stoner buddy. He's not. He wants you in jail.

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

and what does Romney want?! Please tell me that. Oh ya to keep it highly illegal and shut down medicinal marijuana.

[–]Alexxandros 0 points1 point ago

When did I say I liked Romney? How does Romney being bad justify Obama's actions? Also they both want the same thing.....

[–]apteryx_274 1 point2 points ago

because demonizing Obama during an election where after which, he has shit to lose, is wrong, when the other guy doesn't even believe a wheelchair bound quadraplegic deserves cannabis.

[–]Alexxandros 0 points1 point ago

I'm not gonna make excuses for a murdering, big government civil liberties violating politician just because it's an election year... I don't care if he wins or loses. Romney's basically the same anyway.

[–]apteryx_274 -2 points-1 points ago

not same, very different these two are.

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

Well you've only essentially got two choices so it's either one or the other. It doesn't justify them but Obama would be the lesser of two evils. No Obama realizes the failure on the war on drugs, he's still just a puppet for bigger things. Romney on the other hand...we won't go there.

[–]Alexxandros 0 points1 point ago

There is more than just two choices... I already voted for one of them (Gary Johnson).

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

And your choice should be respected. But answer me this. Does he have a chance of winning?

[–]Alexxandros 0 points1 point ago

Not a good one. But he doesn't believe in murdering innocent civilians and respects my civil-liberties. Which is a major plus. Thanks for respecting my choice though. Not a lot of people do....

[–]sharkiness -1 points0 points ago

But... but... but he has Harold and Kumar on his side... /s

[–]anonymous_troll 4 points5 points ago

Just Kumar, who has been hating on stoners in interviews for years. Basically since he joined the administration.

[–]LeafRunner 4 points5 points ago

Scumbag Kumar

[–]apteryx_274 -1 points0 points ago

I don't agree with this at all, I don't think Obama wants me in Jail. They have tons of people who they KNOW are growing big-time in medical states, and they could seize all of them at once, do they? no, they cherry-pick the dispensaries and growers who don't pay taxes, sell shit out the back door, sell to non-patients, and THE BAD DISPENSARIES ARE RUINING IT FOR PEOPLE IN OTHER MMJ STATES WITH MORE STRINGENT RULES. Like my state, Vermont, I can't get a fucking card because some dipshit 4,000mi away, who doesn't even have a medical condition(I have PTSD, prostate issues and arthritis) is smoking my rights away, causing the legislators here to say "Oh, don't want to end up like Colorado or Californai, better clamp down." So don't blame Obama when the problem that entitled pseudo-mmj patients have is that they are too vocal, too in-your-face, and are ruining it for everyone else. Good luck with legalization, though!

[–]Alexxandros 3 points4 points ago

I'm going to blame Obama when he has cracked down on dispensaries harder than Bush ever did and it's NOT just that ones who "aren't paying taxes". He's sending MS patients to jail for 10 plus years. It's a bullshit excuse that nobody ever cites sources for that the dispensaries were doing anything illegal.

[–]apteryx_274 -2 points-1 points ago

how many are there? a ton, if the gov't had the power to, they could shut them all down, but they don't. I really think that the fly-by-night medical dispensaries are hurting the movement, but the government works that way, one man can't change it right away. Obama is the only guy who COULD do this, but we won't find out unless he gets elected.

[–]Alexxandros 3 points4 points ago

What are you talking about? Obama has been president for four years. he could have told Eric Holder to back off anytime he wanted. Instead, he and eric holder escalated the DEA's war on drugs and the crack down on medical marijuana facilities.

[–]apteryx_274 -3 points-2 points ago

They might have gone after 2 or 3% of the big guys, but thats nothing compared to how much leniency has been shown on smaller operations. It should be smaller, more distributed growing anyway. These laws have been in place for a long time, and there will continue to be problems until the federal regulations are relaxed, eric holder is a dick, but Obama has to keep him for now, to save face.

[–]Alexxandros 2 points3 points ago

2 or 3%? Where are you getting this data? They've shut down almost HALF the dispensaries in california alone. Stop bullshitting. Your claims are based on absolutely zero evidence. ALso Eric Holder is not just doing this on his own. The President AND the Attorney General decide together how the federal government will handle these issues. Please learn how the executive branch works and stop defending Obama on this. You have NO leg to stand on.

[–]apteryx_274 -1 points0 points ago

Romney is sooo much better. If Romney gets elected there will be NOTHING.

[–]Alexxandros 2 points3 points ago

When did I say Romney was good? We're talking about Obama. Just because Romney is bad it does not make Obama good.... How does that anyway justify Obama's terrible policies?

[–]apteryx_274 0 points1 point ago

because the goal is WINNING not being a butthurt loser about it.

[–]Patrick5555 34 points35 points ago

marijuana is legal to smoke in some states, but thanks to Obama, kids are getting raped in prison over this

[–]apteryx_274 -3 points-2 points ago

that's debatable. Eric Holder is a bad guy, but Presidents are obligated to follow through on stuff, and Obama would get creamed in the election if he went full-legal with it. Tommy Chong knows whats up, after the election, assuming Obama wins, this spring he's gonna roll out the green carpet and we're going to see federal rescheduling. Get it right!

[–]Patrick5555 2 points3 points ago

http://reason.com/blog/2011/10/07/remember-when-obama-said-he-wo

He explicitly said he wouldn't raid, and has since quintupled raids. He is the reason the raidees got raped in prison, no ifs ands or buts about it. he commands the DEA, He is a sociopathic warmonger and he does not give a shit about you.

[–]apteryx_274 -3 points-2 points ago

I respectfully disagree with you. The Man's hands are tied on this one, you'll see after the election, if he wins.

[–]SamanthaMurderface 12 points13 points ago

I wonder if the President ever gets drug tested...

[–]apteryx_274 0 points1 point ago

he IS a federal employee.

[–]SamanthaMurderface 1 point2 points ago

But if he did and it came back positive....couldn't he just lean in really close to the person administering the test and say 'This. Never. Happened.' I mean, that would make me completely throw out the results.

[–]apteryx_274 2 points3 points ago

that's totally what would happen if they tested him after he hung out with Jay-z smokin blunts drinkin Ace of Spades.

[–]pauly_pants 14 points15 points ago

It must be Obama staffers that keep posting this stuff here like we're all too stupid to realize that he's been worse for us than Bush was.

[–]apteryx_274 0 points1 point ago

at the twilight of the bush presidency, dispensaries were shut down at a much higher rate. don't confuse transparency with dickheadedness.

[–]pauly_pants 0 points1 point ago

I've seen nothing transparent about his presidency.

[–]Surfaceleaf 4 points5 points ago

it blinked as i was closing the link. scary

[–]p_U_c_K 0 points1 point ago

We have to highlight original content now? Wait, of course we do.

[–]jungz 1 point2 points ago

i prefer my presidents stoned

[–]LobotomyTH 0 points1 point ago

Literally.

[–]HOT-DAWG 3 points4 points ago

For some reason I stared at this for a reeeeaaaallllyyyy long time..

[–]Hazlzz 3 points4 points ago

Why won't you just smoke it, Barack, stop trying to look cool think of all the good weed you're wasting

[–]hewomahjuji 3 points4 points ago

Woah I can hear him blinking... wow ijust heard what a blinks sounds like

[–]ImurderREALITY 1 point2 points ago

/r/cinemegraphs would like this

[–]oopse3 3 points4 points ago

If you ask me a president should be 100% sober at all times.

[–]mpro6294 2 points3 points ago

blaze it 11/06

[–]imkaneforever 2 points3 points ago

DUDE!!! You know what's a good idea? Continuing to lock up people who smoke the wrong plant!!!!!

Too soon? No. Realize who's on your side and who's not.

[–]LonelyCannibal 0 points1 point ago

[–]shawnkempsson 1 point2 points ago

Is he blinking or am I just too high?!

[–]SyluxTheDino 0 points1 point ago

I'm not gonna lie that creeped me the fuck out.

[–]lunastella 0 points1 point ago

The mother fucker keeps blinking at me. Took me a bit to realize it was actually happening [7]

[–]apteryx_274 -1 points0 points ago

Dude, Obama definitely smokes Trees, don't let anyone fool you. Brohonestly.

[–]MustardofBolton -1 points0 points ago

New favorite .gif

[–]Waz433268 0 points1 point ago

This isn't OC, it's been posted here.

[–]Yeats 1 point2 points ago

This would be funny if he wasn't running one of the worst administrations against the movement.

[–]LobotomyTH 1 point2 points ago

Too bad Obama is a piece of shit who actively supports shutting down dispensaries, but no, you go ahead and continue the delusion that since he's a democrat and/or black, he supports any kind of drug reform.

[–]gangy86 -1 points0 points ago

And what did Romney say he was going to do?! Better with Obama in the White House in regards to reforming drug laws than Romney who just classifies it as highly illegal and is against medicinal marijuana.

[–]TheRobCat 1 point2 points ago

Don't sleep on Barry O

[–]original-finder -5 points-4 points ago

[–]Evantron 3 points4 points ago

I think he's pretty ok though

[–]life-form_42 2 points3 points ago

Your kind isn't welcome here, robot.

[–]SolaceInSilence -3 points-2 points ago

[H]ow long until we're seeing this on Fox News.

[–]Euphorium 3 points4 points ago

Woah why's that H like that.

[–]anonymous_troll 0 points1 point ago

It's a gw post. The poster was indicating their gender.

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[–]thadood2 1 point2 points ago

I feel really bad for you and all the shitty things you've seen :(

[–]BlakesUsername -1 points0 points ago

Dude, when he blinked, I lost it!

[–]zerokool94 -2 points-1 points ago

Holy shit he blinked at me too

[–]BrutalTea 1 point2 points ago

i think you are forgetting that he is president... and that he has not done anything towards making marijuana legal. like LobotomyTH said, he has been shutting down dispensaries in cali for a while, after he said he would stop that if he got elected the first time.

[–]dorksquad -1 points0 points ago

"This breezy in back of me is yellin' and I ain't even mad."

[–]Rulimau5 -3 points-2 points ago

this is brilliant

[–]AmigoOne -3 points-2 points ago

I would legitimately surprised if Obama had enough free time to smoke.

[–]leftoverBurrito 0 points1 point ago

If I was president... this started playing in my head as soon as I read the title [4]

[–]Bikbok 0 points1 point ago

1+ for the red eyes! Nicely done

[–]MaeX619 -2 points-1 points ago

Well, his nickname in college was Barack Oganja. read it a while back i dont know where.

[–]gramaticadelespano -5 points-4 points ago

I just wanna say that, USA, you have an awesome president (as a person not as a president). But his hot intelligent charming wife is something else. I got the hots for Michelle Obama.

[–]LobotomyTH 0 points1 point ago

You're an idiot if you think this cunt has done anything meaningful during his presidency.

[–]BDaught 4 points5 points ago

HOPE AND CHANGE...

I can still remember people chanting that shit like fucking brain washed zombies back in `08.

[–]LobotomyTH 3 points4 points ago

People STILL chant that garbage. Fucking lemmings.

[–]DasBoots 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, fuck healthcare reform! It's not like the president has bigger issues on his plate than making marijuana legal

[–]LobotomyTH 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, except his healthcare reform is complete rubbish.

[–]anonymous_troll 0 points1 point ago

Glad we're getting that and gay marriage sorted while he's taking away habeus corpus.

[–]wacky_tobacky -2 points-1 points ago

Haha the red eyes make it great! [7]