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[–]t_leary 31 points32 points ago

I shall call him 'Squishy,' and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.

[–]Nathanhaskell 40 points41 points ago

Due to reddit law, I am inclined to upvote this because of the cat. But you BETTER treat my upvote the same as the first one.

[–]thegreattimics[S] 29 points30 points ago

I am hugging your comment right now.

[–]DeshiMetzu 8 points9 points ago

Can I get a hug too?

[–]RoNiN-01 7 points8 points ago

is this the line for hug?

[–]levicoultify 11 points12 points ago

YES IT IS, FREE HUGS EVERYBODY!!! Disregard the erection.

[–]matt01ss 5 points6 points ago

Haha, great title for the gif, I suck at titles. I just like making gifs.

[–]MrConfucius 4 points5 points ago

For anyone curious, yes, he made the gif. He also made the battleship downvote gif.

He's really good at em too.

[–]thegreattimics[S] 3 points4 points ago

Wow, you're good!

[–]sevenateninesass 5 points6 points ago

My precious.

[–]mikedante2011 5 points6 points ago

does anyone have the original?

[–]Zaladiv 9 points10 points ago

omg so fucking cute!!

[–]DarkPonyRising 2 points3 points ago

Thanks! :)

[–]TomHardon 2 points3 points ago

God Flipping damnit every time i think i'm a man, i see something like this and go aaawwwwww look whoz so precious, look at the pretty kitty. Reddit. Challenging gender roles since 1993.

[–]Aeyrie 2 points3 points ago

This is my upvote. There are others like it, but this one is mine.

[–]DarkPonyRising 4 points5 points ago

Does anybody have the original of this gif?

[–]ACEmat -2 points-1 points ago

Two posts up.

[–]MacEwanM 0 points1 point ago

it's actually "x" posts up now (where x= number of posts above this one before the answer to darkponyrising's question.)

[–]ACEmat -1 points0 points ago

It's A Joke. Okay.

[–]Nohmidas 1 point2 points ago

Posts like this make me realize why reddit sucks most of the times.

[–]cassancellor 0 points1 point ago

Bahhaha I love you.

[–]BulletForYourDreams 0 points1 point ago

That's my cat 0_0

[–]clashmedia 1 point2 points ago

The first upvote I ever got made me so happy until the 300 downvotes took that happiness and flushed it.

[–]DownvoteMe_IDGAF -1 points0 points ago

How do you feel about the downvote I gave you?

[–]scapler 2 points3 points ago

So the upvote you get automatically? I admire how happy you must be all the time.

[–]x1expert1x -5 points-4 points ago

You automatically get an upvote for posting anything..................................................

[–]TigerWylde 2 points3 points ago

I down vote myself :p Reddit on Hard mode.

[–]Gogetyama 0 points1 point ago

So? I like masturbating...

[–]thegreattimics[S] -1 points0 points ago

I meant the first that is not mine.

[–]Phasechange -1 points0 points ago

Oh god, I'm downvoting but it's not working

[–]ChSean 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have the video?

[–]Snowyjoe 0 points1 point ago

This is so funny!

[–]frrrni -2 points-1 points ago

This gif, it finally finished loading.

[–]SirTitty -2 points-1 points ago

Aww

[–]DeadKnight150 -5 points-4 points ago

Give it a blowjob.

[–]Quote_a -5 points-4 points ago

Dat feel when your first upvote on a post is your own.

[–]Joradnc -1 points0 points ago

This should be in /r/aww dammit! Here have an up vote for this freakin cute kitty!