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[–]tampire 19 points20 points ago

That's why I love my name...

[–]Cadrid 4 points5 points ago

Wouldn't the tampon simply absorb all the water in the teacup without mixing in any of the sanguine delicacy for the bloodthirsty hellspawn?

[–]palpablescalpel 3 points4 points ago

Tampons aren't that absorbent. Completely saturated with blood and then put in hot water it would totally (probably) steep.

[–]bookwench 2 points3 points ago

Or you could be an impatient tea-drinker and squish the teabag for the last of the flavor.

Which sounds much nastier in this context.

[–]go_betty_go 0 points1 point ago

Maybe someone needs to try the experiment!?

[–]randyoldtime 7 points8 points ago

I think that is so cute!

[–]_pants -1 points0 points ago

No.

[–]matchboxmatt 4 points5 points ago

Most common Reddit post title. Right along side "I laughed way too hard at this".

You guys need to contain yourselves.

[–]popepeterjames 6 points7 points ago

As a vampire myself, I can tell you that we actually call them "Jelly Donuts".

[–]Killface17 0 points1 point ago

I prefer gushers myself

[–]Drizaya 0 points1 point ago

Wut.

[–]Titsmagee27 7 points8 points ago

Gross!

[–]Duffong 0 points1 point ago

But only because the infusion process works in reverse.

[–]zwhiteghost 3 points4 points ago

I think I just threw up a bit.

[–]6c6f737474686567616d 2 points3 points ago

In my younger years I knew a 12 year old girl, she told me this joke:

A vampire walks into a bar, he goes up to the bartender and orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender gives it to him and he drinks it. The next day, the vampire walks into the same bar, goes up to the bartender and orders another Bloody Mary. The bartender again fixes him another Bloody Mary and he drinks it. This goes on for about a week, until the vampire walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. The bartender looks at him and asks, "the usual?" The vampire says "no, just bring me a glass of hot water?" "Hot water?" The bartender asks, "what do your want with hot water?" Then the vampire pulls out a tampon and says "I'm having tea!"

wording found on ebaums...

[–]StringLiteral 2 points3 points ago

If you laughed at all, you laughed too much. Because it isn't funny. I know, I am an expert.

[–]Ginger-Nerd 2 points3 points ago

Wasn't this posted like 2 weeks ago?

EDIT: yes yes it was

[–]QualityEnforcer 2 points3 points ago

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[–]mattaugamer 1 point2 points ago

I don't normally consider standard functions of girlyparts gross, but.. For these to be "vampire teabags" they must be used, and THEN put into this cotton bag...

[–]Louissimo -1 points0 points ago

What about vampire cigars? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampon

[–]ellipsisca 0 points1 point ago

Gold Jerry... Gold!

[–]Matt773175 1 point2 points ago

I didn't.

[–]griingolink -1 points0 points ago

I thought the red stuff was only part blood?

[–]cbongiorno07 -1 points0 points ago

Hm, what the...

OH

[–]KincSoup -1 points0 points ago

I threw up a little.

[–]divvd 0 points1 point ago

[–]jarjarwang 0 points1 point ago

I have seen this joke so I did not laugh at it.

[–]MrSynical -1 points0 points ago

[–]hastasiempre -4 points-3 points ago

Me too.:)))