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[–]JeannieChristine 28 points29 points ago

Ya'll act like ya never seen a white pudding before.

[–]Tkpwns 15 points16 points ago

Jaws on the floor like yogplait and Jell-O bust down the fridge door

[–]Thekingac 7 points8 points ago

Started whooping that pudding worse then before, spilling it all over furniture, it's the return of the.. Oh wait he didn't just eat what I think he did did he? And snack pack said.. Nothing you idiots snack packs dead, it's locked in a freezer in my basement!!

[–]PhotonMalaise 4 points5 points ago

Credit for trying, anyway,

[–]dagger987 11 points12 points ago

[–]JerkyJuicer 7 points8 points ago

I GET IT BECAUSE EMINEM IS A WHITE RAPPER!

[–]jazxfire 20 points21 points ago

Fuck you Eminem isn't asian

[–]classy_stegasaurus 1 point2 points ago

Well, Eminem's blond. I think. At some point

[–]Franco_DeMayo 1 point2 points ago

More like Vanilla Ice.

[–]potatobacondude 3 points4 points ago

No silly willy that's not eminem, that's yogurt

[–]lesi20 1 point2 points ago

Before this gets downvote too: Its pudding not yogurt.

[–]potatobacondude 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry...jeebus

[–]jaimesIV -4 points-3 points ago

Wow, you didn't just kill that joke, you had to make it suffer too.

[–]ThatGuyAlxe 1 point2 points ago

When can I get pudding like that for $0.64!

[–]Youcanbeasuperhero2 3 points4 points ago

Who the fuck even up voted this?

[–]ActII 1 point2 points ago

or maybe his brother making his debut as 64 cent

[–]theneedtobreed 0 points1 point ago

Growin up on the shady side of lane 4.

[–]usmc50cal 1 point2 points ago

8 lane get it? 8 lane instead of 8 mile? Funny right? I'll let myself out

[–]blizzard30 0 points1 point ago

That's ...in Romania.

[–]watchagonnado 0 points1 point ago

I spent some time looking for the M&Ms. I never found them. :P

[–]FomorianKing 0 points1 point ago

No, because pudding is a good thing.

[–]uhlbesorry -1 points0 points ago

An Asian Eminem

[–]shnublet 0 points1 point ago

it's yellow so it's psy

[–]Akardos -1 points0 points ago

[–]gizpoomoepoo 1 point2 points ago

It's a shiny pudding cup!

[–]ceekly 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like a good porn ratio to me.

[–]polishwaffle 0 points1 point ago

More like Yao Ming.

[–]SuperMAN_MAN 0 points1 point ago

Someone photoshop a brazzers logo on this shit

[–]LepKoGreh 0 points1 point ago

Gangbang.

[–]jigs_up 0 points1 point ago

Eminem jokes in 2012, the fuck is this shit

[–]The_Bangs -2 points-1 points ago

Day Five: The chocolates still suspect nothing.

[–]MikeCam[S] -1 points0 points ago

I giggled.

[–]marioIsDead 1 point2 points ago

Wow, front page? Okay then.

[–]amaceing_ -1 points0 points ago

Well it does look better than all the chocolate ones, so must be.

[–]rawbamatic -4 points-3 points ago

The other day I tried to think of another white rapper.

I could not.

EDIT: Why do people keep mentioning random artists? I am not a fan of rap/hiphop shit and have heard of none of these people.

[–]singlecellscientist 0 points1 point ago

Vanilla Ice. He was rapping before it was cool. Practically invented the art form.

[–]CaymanFifth 1 point2 points ago

Paul Wall, MGK, Yelawolf, Macklemore, Mac Miller, Iggy Azalea, Stagga Lee, and Wax come to mind.

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[–]rawbamatic -1 points0 points ago

I don't know who any of those people are.

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[–]rawbamatic -3 points-2 points ago

I was not aware that rap and hiphop were the same thing, and I really do not. It's not my cup of tea.

[–]DesertOTReal 0 points1 point ago

Yelawolf

[–]megustcizer 0 points1 point ago

Machine Gun Kelly? Vanilla Ice?

[–]rawbamatic 2 points3 points ago

I have never heard of Machine Gun Kelly.

[–]megustcizer 0 points1 point ago

He's a white rapper out of Cleveland, OH. Did the song 'Wild Boy' ft. Waka Flocka.

[–]rawbamatic 3 points4 points ago

I do not know that song nor do I know who Waka Flocka is.

[–]Kronoix 1 point2 points ago

He's a search engine that you use to find out things you don't know