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Getting used to being single again (i.imgur.com)

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[–]SoonerJDB 77 points78 points ago

It's okay lil nigga you can do it

[–]orbitgum 6 points7 points ago

This man is right. You'll also rediscover "me" time (not just fapping), free time, and generally being able to do whatever you want without having to worry about if your significant other is entertained.

It's a great time. Embrace it. After the 1-2 months of being sad and awkwardly embarrassing yourself, of course. That's inevitable. But then after that once you get back into the "just me" mindset, it's one of the best things ever. (if you can't tell, I love being single)

[–]Aint_got_no_agua -2 points-1 points ago

this man is lonely.

[–]SoonerJDB 0 points1 point ago

This man is out of water.

[–]racin36er 77 points78 points ago

ugh especially when it's been so long, you don't even know how to be single, anymore..... or like, the fact that you arent the one who decided to become single, and it was your SOs decision. that adds to it, too.

well played, sir. well played.

[–]bacon_butter 19 points20 points ago

Same here. 4+ years. First relationship. Anyway it's not all bad, focus on all the new stuff you get to do.

[–]f_h_muffman 23 points24 points ago

4+ years and a house here. It is very weird to have roommates move in to the rooms we imagined our kids being when we bought it. Happened three weeks ago.

[–]bacon_butter 9 points10 points ago

I'm sorry bro. It actually happened a bit over a month ago for me and the only thing keeping me going is knowing that he wasn't the one. I've been able to figure what went wrong, meaning we just weren't right for each other. I didn't just lose the one, the one is still out there (sorry, I'm a romantic). It gets better, maybe not as quickly as it did for me, but it will.

[–]hmhello 9 points10 points ago

I'm in the same situation as you. But every once in a while, the memories come rushing back. Then it sucks all over again, for a few hours.

[–]bacon_butter 6 points7 points ago

I'm not sure if this is right but I feel like to heal you need to go cold-turkey. For a while he kept asking to be friends and I kept saying no and he wouldn't understand but having him around made me crazy. Now that he's finally left me alone I've done much better (no more of those memories). And like I said I've been thinking a lot about what went wrong and it's really helped me feel Ok about the situation. I don't think there's anything wrong with those good memories it just sucks when they become upsetting. I hope things get better for you.

[–]f_h_muffman 2 points3 points ago

Understanding why things went wrong is hard. I want to believe that we put too much focus on the house and not each other for a period of time. But if that was the case and we both recognized it, why wouldn't she take a step back and let go of some of our responsibility. I want to believe that if she had these feelings so suddenly (she was talking about our wedding only a couple months earlier) that she would be able to have her feelings change back suddenly too. And if she cared about me so much, why did she wait so long to tell me, that she was falling in love with someone she works with. I don't understand still so the thoughts keep coming to my head.

[–]bacon_butter 0 points1 point ago

For a while when we were falling apart I kept telling myself that it was just the distance and that things would be ok as soon as we were closer again. The thing is, I have this belief that if someone really loved you or if you're meant to be they would never let you down like that. I'm so sorry for what happened between you two. internet hug

[–]im_new_to_reddit 5 points6 points ago

5+ years, happened 6 months ago.

It gets easier.

[–]shadowboxman 1 point2 points ago

Same here...happened 2 days ago...no house though.

[–]Flashdark 0 points1 point ago

Almost 7 years. Happened just over a year ago. Shit gets better.

[–]racin36er 10 points11 points ago

this is seriously what it feels like. never thought it would ever relate to me. lol.

[–]bacon_butter 7 points8 points ago

Not sure if this is what you meant but definitely the thing I miss most is being affectionate with someone.

[–]another_throaway_ 4 points5 points ago

That's so true ! I can barely go out of my bed without her morning hugs.

[–]TrollyMcTrollster 4 points5 points ago

I did 7+ years, I finally began another relationship without all the insecurity.

[–]bacon_butter 5 points6 points ago

It was my first relationship ever and we talked about getting married and everything. I'm going through a lot of "If he didn't live me who will!" and I've never really dated...ever. I'm not really sure where to go from here I've only just gotten to "I'm fine without him". Can't wait to be where you are.

[–]brian36000 4 points5 points ago

hugs Same here... marriage was on the table just a couple months before the breakup. She broke up with me 2 weeks after returning from a Hawaiian vacation.

[–]bacon_butter 3 points4 points ago

1 month after our own tropical vacation. I understand :\ hug

[–]tall_drinkofwater 9 points10 points ago

That is totally me right now.

This will get better, right? Right?!?

[–]racin36er 2 points3 points ago

so they say.... so they say...

[–]Saarrex[S] 29 points30 points ago

Good to know I'm not the only one in a situation like this, ty :)

[–]etherealcaitiff 18 points19 points ago

I'm 21 and just got out of a 6 year relationship that I didnt end, so I DEFINITELY know that feel bro.

[–]DarkDom 6 points7 points ago

Dem feels bro, we're all in this together. We can pull through.

[–]exus 1 point2 points ago

As someone who was in the same boat at the same age. Just wait 'till you get into a new 3 year relationship afterwards, move to a new city with nobody you know, and then have it fall apart. Or don't, I'd really recommend the don't option....

[–]racin36er 17 points18 points ago

i'm also glad to know i'm not the only one :)

[–]scinerio 16 points17 points ago

Third, now I have no one to talk to because our friends are in the same group and they favored her.

[–]racin36er 15 points16 points ago

oh man. one of my best friends - for 10 years - (who i introduced to her) completely cut me out, wouldnt tell me why, wouldnt talk to me, etc. found out a few weeks back they`re now sleeping together. yahhhhhhh douche move, assholes....

[–]scinerio 15 points16 points ago

And this is why we stay at home on reddit on Saturday nights.

Sigh.

[–]racin36er 9 points10 points ago

sigh indeed.

bottoms up :P

[–]Best_Served_Cruel 4 points5 points ago

Man... I know this story all too well. If I could give you more than just an upvote I would.

[–]themanwithahat 2 points3 points ago

Happened to me too. Only friend didn't cut me out, just didn't say anything about it.

[–]another_throaway_ 6 points7 points ago

Can relate. I had moved in a new city with her and didn't go out for more than a year, because I stayed home all the way to take care of her. And now, no girlfriend, no friends, and family is an ocean away.

[–]wqsaxz 0 points1 point ago

Same here. Moved to New York to be with her for one year. Later found out she's in a new relationship on facebook. It does get better though. /bro hugs

[–]IronLion420 2 points3 points ago

That happened to me to i feel for you bro

[–]uptwolait 1 point2 points ago

only one

[–]The_Last_Raven 8 points9 points ago

Bro Nod

Tequila does go down easier though.

[–]ChemistryPony 11 points12 points ago

Someday, you will overcome the spiraling pain and start to regain your grasp on the world. There will be challenges and hard times facing you as you travel the world alone on your own two feet, but one day on the eve finding your own happiness again, you'll look back on how far you've come and you'll be proud.

But for now, drink vodka and try not to think about it.

[–]brian36000 10 points11 points ago

I'll add my story... 7 1/2 years. Turns out she was lesbian and she left me for another girl. We just turned 30, and she was my first girlfriend, ever. She's moving out of the house this weekend.

[–]another_throaway_ 4 points5 points ago

I feel for you, it happened to me last month or so. It was only a 4 year relation, but it still stings.

[–]brian36000 -1 points0 points ago

Did you at least get a threesome out of it? :P I didn't :( And yes, it is terrible to deal with, watching her fall in love with another girl while just saying "we're on a break" but never calling...

[–]another_throaway_ 1 point2 points ago

Nope, no threesome, the girl she's now dating is ugly. Which makes it worse. I had them under my eyes all the way until I moved, so sadly she didn't even had to call.

[–]blaghart 8 points9 points ago

I was in your situation for 2 years, and made the mistake of going back after she screwed me over emotionally. It's gonna suck, but the longer you hold onto the good memories the longer it's gonna take. If you're the one that got dumped it helps to look at why they dumped you. See if it was your fault (but don't try and get her back) or see if it was on her (but don't try to get her back).

Ultimately don't try to get her back, focus on why it ended not why it began, and it'll help you ease into.

And a little bit of luck helps, that's how I finally got out of the pain you're in: had a lucky day.

[–]Saarrex[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thank You for the advice.

[–]blaghart 1 point2 points ago

hope it helps.

[–]Flipp33 0 points1 point ago

Curious for your opinion, why not try to get her back? Obviously don't come crawling back, move on for yourself, but if she were to come back after a month or two thinking there was a terrible mistake she made would it be worth it to consider it? (We are talking 4-6 year old relationships here, not shorter term things)

[–]blaghart 0 points1 point ago

Because if she wanted you back she wouldn't have broken up with you.

You're going to fall into a stage that I don't know the name for, so I'll just call it "you don't know what you got till it's gone" and likely she will too. It's where you start longing for what made you happy. However your brain is just tricking you. You do want her back, but going back or trying to win her back isn't fixing the underlying problems of your relationship.

The reason people say "if it's meant to be you'll get back together" isn't to encourage you to try, it's a reminder that right now you clearly aren't right for each other, and you won't be until you both have changed over time, and maybe not even then.

Most pressingly of all, she doesn't want you back if you're only changing yourself to win her back. That shows you're weak, and frankly pathetic, because you're so addicted that you're willing to compromise yourself in a paltry attempt to please someone who isn't there anymore.

Sorry if this seems harsh, I have two friends who keep getting back together with people they've been on and off with for upwards of 8 years. Everytime it's "oh he's changed" but none of the underlying problems that made them wrong for each other have gone away.

And neither will they for you. Don't try to get her back, focus on yourself. You can't live for two until you remember how to take care of yourself first. That's something I didn't realize until I met my current GF. You can try and pick up chicks, etc etc, but honestly you won't be the right kind of guy for a relationship until you can take care of yourself and only yourself again.

[–]Flipp33 0 points1 point ago

I will take this to heart. Thanks.

Some back story. Girl I've dated for 6 years left. She "felt different". She was worried I would take it hard and didn't want to "lose me" but just didnt' know if she felt the same. I tried to talk her out of her choice, asked if we could work on things, but it made things worse and she didn't even want to try. Eventually I just went into no contact and I was pretty torn up as I was always good to this girl. It's been over a month sense last contact and she just wished me happy birthday a few days ago(via text). I simply thanked her, and nothing else. That's about it as far as communication. Meanwhile I've moved to a new town, registered for school, found a new job, roommates, hitting the gym like crazy, unfriended her on facebook, etc. I feel if she contacts me within the next month or so I'll give her a chance if I see 100% effort and regret from her. 6 years to too long for me to just let it go, but I'm not sure I'll be pursuing her anytime soon. I've done a lot of reflecting sense 2 months ago (when this all started) and I can see how I need to work on myself and I've been doing just that.

What say you?

[–]Somepenguinsss 1 point2 points ago

You don't have to get use to being single, just find yourself a nice girl who likes vodka as well!

[–]RaichuALoveS0ng 1 point2 points ago

You are. 6+ billion people in the world except you are happily in relationships.

[–]IronLion420 1 point2 points ago

Very true

[–]ZeroDivided714 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel.

[–]TokesBro 1 point2 points ago

Especially when you buy Mckormicks or Dark Eyes brand vodka!

[–]Billy_the_Tranny 11 points12 points ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]TrollyMcTrollster -3 points-2 points ago

Got me right in the Feels.

[–]Nulath 18 points19 points ago

can relate.

[–]InGordWeTrust 3 points4 points ago

That's why you just spice up your vodka and the girls will come over for a drink. Just keep giving them drinks, else they may leave.

[–]theflying6969 3 points4 points ago

spice up your vodka and the girls will come over for a drinks. Just keep giving them drink, else they may leave.

I like to spice mine up with rophenol

[–]InGordWeTrust 0 points1 point ago

But if you do that for personal use... People may still not sleep with you.

[–]theflying6969 2 points3 points ago

nah its for da gurlz.

[–]PottsProngs 2 points3 points ago

Or.. you could just get peppermint schnapps?

[–]Kr0nos 2 points3 points ago

Just think, hand lotion is even cheaper than vodka.

[–]alter-nate 4 points5 points ago

Look at you bro, already saving money

[–]roflcopterdowned 6 points7 points ago

That's me right now... but with whiskey and reddit..

[–]SirPsychoS 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately good scotch costs more than dinner for two...

[–]hesthewanderer 0 points1 point ago

this sums up my saturday evening. hugs bro.

[–]PiperLenox 3 points4 points ago

Hugs bro. I know the feeling.

[–]thabolks 3 points4 points ago

This is the 1st time I have actually laughed after losing my soulmate, the woman who holds the keys to my heart, the only person that makes me happy.

Thank you for this.

It hits very close to home for me especially because I went to Ralphs yesterday and bought 3 bottles of Sake, Sailor Jerry Rum, Southern Comfort and a 40.

[–]UltraSpankA 3 points4 points ago

2 weeks today of being single, after 6 years of not been. I grow enough ball the other day to go have dinner by myself :D lol it was so fucking awkward but oh well Love hurts right!

[–]brian36000 2 points3 points ago

Sitting alone in the bar with social anxiety disorder... it sucks...

[–]UltraSpankA 2 points3 points ago

Vegas my man, that's where we need to be. :D 3 week vacation coming up in a couple of weeks. Reddit Vegas Single Trip :) that's whats up!

[–]iamnotfacetious 8 points9 points ago

I've seen this posted of valentines every year, and it just made me just as sad now as it does then. it might be too soon, but this video might help Joe Rogan on Women and Relationships

[–]VesQ 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for the video link. It might make a difference in my life.

[–]Mario_love 3 points4 points ago

So much truth

[–]rawbamatic 5 points6 points ago

I buy a lot of vodka. It's not that cheap.

[–]DI81 1 point2 points ago

You're buying the good stuff.

[–]deadeight 1 point2 points ago

Still cheaper than dinner for two. Dinner isn't cheap, especially for girl drinks when they charge like £3 just for the vodka shot that's in it.

[–]THERAGINGCAUCASIAN 0 points1 point ago

$9.99 for a half gallon of Skol. Not endorsing that shit, but it's less than dinner for one at most establishments. Drunk freshman drink it and seem to enjoy it somehow.

[–]rudecrudetattooed 5 points6 points ago

yeah after 4 and a half years i dont know how to pick up girls now that im single. i could handle it with the bourbon for a while but it stopped working. been sober for a week now which doesnt seem like much but its a big deal for me

[–]BUTTRAPE_MCFUCK 3 points4 points ago

confidence mixed with a bit of cockyness and some sweetness. go get em tiger

[–]itssheramie 1 point2 points ago

Excellent dating advice by buttrape_mcfuck

[–]stdtm 0 points1 point ago

Ha! It's funny because that's his username!

[–]DrewTheHobo 4 points5 points ago

Created an account just to upvote and comment on this post. She left me 6 days ago. A year and a half isn't as long as most of you, but it still felt like forever. And that it'd last forever.

[–]beatski 4 points5 points ago

roses are sometimes red

violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name

I've got OCD

and I'm not very good at rhyming either

[–]jimblob32 2 points3 points ago

Not true, where I come from, you can get a Marks and Spencers meal for two, for a tenner, damn good quality aswell, whereas a good bottle of vodka costs roughly around £13-14

[–]EasilyTurnedOn 2 points3 points ago

whereas a good bottle of vodka costs roughly around £13-14

You don't need an entire bottle of vodka to get drunk. Doesn't have to be good vodka either.

[–]jimblob32 1 point2 points ago

Ah touche, then probably only £8 thus disproving my theory.

[–]Metalstorm98 2 points3 points ago

My feels bro, all of my feels. But all will be well.

[–]pbj192 2 points3 points ago

right in the feels

[–]SolidSnake83 2 points3 points ago

Happened to me about 3 weeks ago. Sadly, I was drunk when I broke up with her. I regretted it a few days later and begged for her to give me another chance. sigh I have decided to finally get help though.

[–]Alchy919 2 points3 points ago

Hey guys... when life gets you down just remember: At least you're not me.

I'm 22 in a month and still no girlfriend

[–]odwdinc 1 point2 points ago

Been there... if you can get out and see the world, It realy helped me. There is somthing about taking to / drinking with people far away form your normal place of living, that you know your neaver going to see after that night that can realy change your life.

[–]lolplayerem 2 points3 points ago

Broke up with my ex more than a month ago. It was a 3 years relationship and I was planing to propose. Caught her sleeping with her professor. After a month of being single, I realized that I can do so much better girl wise and actually feel so much better about myself. I now have all the time in the world to focus on myself, my school and my work and be happy. Give it time. Its for the fucken best. Trust me.

[–]DANNYB0B 2 points3 points ago

Me, just now. Why must it be so difficult?

[–]jsvscot86 2 points3 points ago

Sucks eh.. Having said that I'm rather enjoying being single having been in relationships pretty constantly for the last 5 years. Although now my criteria for finding a woman attractive are only: vagina = present.

[–]Elcid93 0 points1 point ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, this is a repost, saw it a year ago or two...

[–]mathgod 27 points28 points ago

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/25009880.jpg

[–]Anthaller 6 points7 points ago

Actually, it was only last Valentine's Day.

[–]DTaThaB 1 point2 points ago

Whiskey also costs less.. Just sayin'..

[–]Stares_at_llamas 1 point2 points ago

It's not. How much is a bottle of decent Vodka around here? In my state it's around $28, unless you're actually trying to poison yourself. I'd take my S.O. out for some burgers and onion rings at a local food joint and it'd be way less than that. Seriously, who the hell takes their S.O. to the Olive Garden every freaking time?

[–]DifficultApple 0 points1 point ago

If you don't pick the cheapest vodka you can't compare it to the cheapest food

[–]Stares_at_llamas 0 points1 point ago

Cheapest Vodka I know of runs for $22 a bottle here. Cheapest meal for two I can get around here, that's not assembly-line per se (i.e. Taco Bell) would be around $16-18. And I'm talking a good falafel and a shake, which we would take to the riverside and eat while we watch the sunset. Being frugal doesn't mean it's a crappy date. Being cheap with your booze, on the other hand, means digestive mayhem.

[–]psychroclasm 1 point2 points ago

Lots of things cost less than a dinner for two. Revel in your suddenly more voluminous bank account.

[–]knowses 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah, let's drown our sorrows....Canadian Whiskey for me. Seagrams VO. No Woman No Cry.

[–]ka5p3r 0 points1 point ago

just fallow lykis 101 rules.

[–]Youcanbeasuperhero2 -1 points0 points ago

Wait... where's repost guy? C'mon repost guy! serve this fool!

[–]DerpVanHerpus 0 points1 point ago

I read this as I was drinking vodka. Alone. On a Saturday night... sigh....

[–]emlgsh 0 points1 point ago

You don't even need to waste effort on glasses or getting dressed if you drink it from the bottle, in the shower.

[–]DOWNWTDASICKNESS 1 point2 points ago

You need to get out more and meet new people after i finally got free i got back in contact with old friends started talking to girls going to parties went to my first rave and life has been amazing in enjoying single life 1000 times more you just need to get out there and meet new people and experience new things

[–]DI81 0 points1 point ago

Jack Daniels for me.

[–]SirBerrington -1 points0 points ago

Wish I knew that feeling...

[–]another_throaway_ 5 points6 points ago

No you don't. I wouldn't wish that feeling on my worst enemy.

[–]SirBerrington 0 points1 point ago

Well you have to not be single to feel that feeling and that's where I stand

[–]EyhSteve 0 points1 point ago

Not in Canada!

[–]TrollyMcTrollster -1 points0 points ago

Feels bad man..

[–]FalconOne 0 points1 point ago

Strange, that looks very similar to my apartment....

[–]gibsonh90 1 point2 points ago

I'm doing this as we speak. After 2 years I feel like I don't even like girls anymore. I love vodka though

[–]northborn 0 points1 point ago

Repost to the max. Plus I live in Canada where we are taxed out the ass, so a dinner for 2 might work better.

[–]majorshake 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]gearhead454 1 point2 points ago

Count your blessings my son. Spend time volunteering in old folks home. Eschew vodka. Talk to them about thier life and loves. Listen. Learn. Masterbate for a while. You will thank me.

[–]qrd 1 point2 points ago

Masturbating while listening to old people talk. Got it.

[–]gearhead454 0 points1 point ago

1 up ass hole.

[–]qrd 1 point2 points ago

Dude, I don't want the elderly up my asshole.

[–]gearhead454 0 points1 point ago

Saturday night, at home, making gezer jokes. Elderly up the bung probably the most action you will see all week. Hope you like the smell of "BEN GAY" .

[–]qrd 1 point2 points ago

Actually, I'm at work, but thanks for the butthurt concern

[–]gearhead454 0 points1 point ago

I think "Work" is kinda taking lightly. What do you do?

[–]qrd 0 points1 point ago

Reddit, mostly. I'm also watching Silent Hill.

[–]nystor 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I can relate, except put a smile on my face, I'm drinking that bottle in a bar, and I'm surrounded by friends, having one hell of a great time.

[–]ErikDavid 0 points1 point ago

Not in Sweden, it doesn't.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Split the bottle and spend less money! Genius!

[–]Giarcoo 0 points1 point ago

Ha, ha says the man drinking Bud Lime.

[–]WeldingMouse 0 points1 point ago

Take the opportunity to become well-versed on craft beer.

It's the type of thing many men would like a good excuse to try.

[–]ai1265 0 points1 point ago

That is some cheap-ass vodka or some expensive dinners you're used to.

Or perhaps it's just the massive alcohol tax in this country... handle of vodka (70 cl) for about $50. Bleh.

[–]pawichi -1 points0 points ago

i think i know this dude lol

[–]imgurbust 0 points1 point ago

woah bro you got to take the plastic insert out of the neck of the bottle before commencing

[–]cosgrovian 1 point2 points ago

Ha. I've never even been in a relationship.

... pass me the vodka too. :(

[–]lolnomeansyes 0 points1 point ago

I ran away with mine and threw everything away for a second chance with her. Didn't work, had to move back home, lost everything again and barely working right now. But you know what? Fuck her, even though I ain't got shit right now or shit going for me right now, I'm still too good for that hoe.

[–]Solsavage 0 points1 point ago

Ugh you have just depressed the shit out of me. I used to always cook for two, two bowls of stir fry, two sandwiches, and etc. Now once in a while i would forget that im single and take out four slices of bread and have to feel like shit eating a four sliced tower of meat and loneliness.

[–]sir0zeke 1 point2 points ago

Old.

[–]DiddyDJ97 -4 points-3 points ago

!REPOST!

[–]Serpantking45 -2 points-1 points ago

Same here man, same here. Lets go out clubbing and find some sexy ladies to take our minds off the bitches who broke our hearts.

[–]cockstuffer -4 points-3 points ago

Jeez grow up. F**k that mo hoes!

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