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[–]lordirek1 34 points35 points ago

*too

[–]asul1026 16 points17 points ago

he wasn't smart enough to pick up on the other typo. He is community college material at best

[–]tdn 3 points4 points ago

Well, you know what they say about Tankers.

[–]Zaneisrandom -1 points0 points ago

They tanked college?

[–]F7U12345678910 -1 points0 points ago

That's why they're called DATS

[–]Randamba 0 points1 point ago

Also, dumb doesn't mean stupid, it means soundless, and he needs a period at the end of the sentence.

[–]Angry__Jonny 2 points3 points ago

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[–]freebird19 6 points7 points ago

........is his middle name Wilkes?

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, because college is only determined on intelligence to get in, not the $20,000+ a year it takes to go. I joined because I want to go to college but don't want to take out student loans, I'd rather serve, and get paid to go to school.

[–]Mike12344321 2 points3 points ago

20'000 a year? where do y-oh right, murica.

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 4 points5 points ago

Haha I'm guessing you're not an American?

[–]Zomonada -1 points0 points ago

Where did you get that idea detective?

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 1 point2 points ago

I used to read a lot of Sherlock Holmes.

[–]Mike12344321 0 points1 point ago

of course not, ew. why would i want to be american?

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 0 points1 point ago

Well considering the fact that you can't choose your nationality I don't see why being American is such a bad thing.

[–]Mike12344321 0 points1 point ago

course you can, its called immigration.

Go to some other white country and don't be a dick, presto, no longer american.

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure I'm still an American immigrant then. Also I'm half native so I won't be able to pull off anything else. And I'm not a dick, but I appreciate the advice sir.

[–]Mike12344321 0 points1 point ago

lol, just generalizing the stereotype mate.

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 0 points1 point ago

Ahh, I see. Yep, stereotypes are fun to play with, just not fun to be serious about. Haha

[–]tuba_man 1 point2 points ago

I joined so I could get paid to play tuba instead of going into insurmountable debt for it.

[–]wookiesandwich 1 point2 points ago

not these days, they let anyone with a pulse into college as long as you got the $$ to pay for your degree

[–]Robotyc 0 points1 point ago

You don't fuck with people from Charlestown...or Southie.

[–]Anonymoi 0 points1 point ago

And I said to myself, Well Jon done. I just woke up.

[–]drummindavid2 0 points1 point ago

Seems he has shaped up since he killed Abe Lincoln

[–]mccscott -5 points-4 points ago

Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.-----------> see over there?

[–]Mike12344321 0 points1 point ago

Mod? delete it

Not Mod? Report it, then fuck the hell off.

[–]mccscott -1 points0 points ago

Iknowright? What kind of asshole tries to keep someones private info off the site? Man,I should feel bad and stuff.

[–]coldcole -2 points-1 points ago

He still only went to high school

[–]Mike12344321 -2 points-1 points ago

Just because he knows elementary grammar doesn't mean he has the grades to become an engineer