For Science... wait a moment...

vodkacokebloke · 2012-11-03T18:00:16+00:00

i couldnt get sex while i was alive, i'll be buggered if i'm going to get any after im dead.

Yogurt202 · 2012-11-03T20:09:48+00:00

annd..Print.

Ben347 · 2012-11-03T19:50:01+00:00

Weird as this is, it's actually not a bad idea. It's a good way for necrophiliacs to have that experience without causing harm.

It'd be tough to find volunteers though.

jonnyrobotnik · 2012-11-03T21:17:52+00:00

Is the contact information for someone you think would be interested or is it so you can tell your family that someone is fucking your corpse?

hollsh · 2012-11-03T18:08:17+00:00

Who would actually be that picky about their postdeath sex?

Xervicx · 2012-11-03T21:44:48+00:00

I've seen this a lot on Reddit, and I saw it on other places before this, and it never fails to get a chuckle out of me. I actually love the idea though. There are actual organizations that allow for necrophiliacs and cannibals (separate organizations) to practice their customs without harming others.

MassiveForearms · 2012-11-03T19:05:12+00:00

From a Louis CK bit.

42MaXxX42 · 2012-11-03T21:26:27+00:00

Oh my, now i'm going to spend my weekend slipping these into peoples wallets.

The-Dead · 2012-11-03T22:37:34+00:00

We are not okay with this.

lazybones65 · 2012-11-03T20:50:02+00:00

At least now I won't die a virgin. ... Sort of...

double-happiness · 2012-11-03T20:42:23+00:00

Bottom left: NEOIST ALLIANCE, BM Senior, London WC1N 3XX, UK

Relevant stuffs:

http://www.spunk.org/texts/misc/sp000853.txt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stewart_Home#Neoist_Alliance

http://www.stewarthomesociety.org/stock.htm

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sp3xjNDg1qbrntno1_400.jpg

etc.

postmodgirl · 2012-11-03T22:32:25+00:00

A friend of mine from the UK sent me one of these. I worked in a copy shop at the time (late 90's), so I re-created them to U.S. Business card size and distributed them all over town. Anywhere that people had cards to give away to advertise shows, events, businesses, I'd leave a stack. I should do that again, it was goodtimes!

AllpowerfulGenie · 2012-11-03T23:57:35+00:00

Sure, you can fuck me after I'm dead, but no gays, that's gross.

cyanonyx117 · 2012-11-03T22:06:02+00:00

I'd so do it! Is this a thing???

TheBeelzeboss · 2012-11-03T19:10:20+00:00

Glad to see Louis CK was able to make this a reality.

PS: He's hosting Saturday Night Live tonight!

TheSelfRefName · 2012-11-03T21:01:38+00:00

Relevant

nordpol · 2012-11-03T21:47:31+00:00

negrocar.. wut...ah.. wait wat

donthurtthisguy · 2012-11-04T00:11:24+00:00

I wish there was a tick box for "Do whatever you want with my corpse, just cover the funeral expenses for my family."

7HawksAnd · 2012-11-04T01:08:48+00:00

isn't this a louis ck bit?

Hot_Beef_Injection · 2012-11-03T21:46:40+00:00

Sure, as long as no pictures are taken.

bocklin · 2012-11-03T21:54:39+00:00

I've got one of these. They were made by the artist Stewart Home.

Sokonomi · 2012-11-03T22:04:23+00:00

This might be your only chance.

Program0071 · 2012-11-03T22:15:48+00:00

Reminds me of the first chapter from the book Necrophilia Variations, or as many of you know from Hysterical Literature: Stoya. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o

Totep · 2012-11-03T22:25:30+00:00

Remember when this was is in Apocalypse Culture II?

Brandalionn · 2012-11-03T22:41:58+00:00

I'm down.

FilmSnob · 2012-11-03T22:47:07+00:00

If anyone would like to pay me money upfront with a guarantee that they will not do anything to encourage my death, then by all means you can have sex with my cold (or still warm) dead body when I die.

fantastic_lee · 2012-11-03T23:18:06+00:00

louis ck?

fingers · 2012-11-03T23:35:10+00:00

Melody - Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Boys Yet another perverse variation of Bestiality's Best, contributed by (who else?) ZiPpy, Pike's Peak H4

CHORUS: Necrophilia's best, boys, Necrophilia's best - FUCK A CADAVER! Necrophilia's best, boys, Necrophilia's best.

Give head to the dead, girls Give head to the dead - NECROPHILIA! Give head to the dead, girls, Give head to the dead, 'cause . . .

OTHER VERSES: Do it lots 'fore she rots, boys Fuck her defunct cunt, boys Get down and dirty with Jackie, OH!, boys Do your boffin' in a coffin, mates Plant your pelvis on Elvis, girls Rub your slit on Sonny Stitt, girls Suck the dong of Mao Tse-Tung, girls Sink your cable in Betty Grable, boys Go to bed with the dead, Fred Use the staff of a stiff, girls Grunt and strain with Kurt Cobain, girls The best of course is a corpse, boys Can Nixon still get his Dick in, girls? Suck some decomposed toes, girls Stroke her hips in a crypt, boys Get some authentic skull, mates Jack off on old Jackie, boys Shoo the flies off her thighs, guys Shoot some creum in a mausoleum, boys Pinch your nipples hard in the graveyard, girls That Kim Il Sung is sure hung, girls

rmhuntley · 2012-11-03T23:35:46+00:00

these need to be printed on credit card grade plastic...

fingers · 2012-11-03T23:36:06+00:00

http://bigheads3.tripod.com/song/m.htm#m6

urus_sum · 2012-11-03T23:37:46+00:00

There should be such cards for parents to give them to their disobedient children. They would be called "Pedocards."

commodore-69 · 2012-11-03T23:38:48+00:00

I'll be dead I don't give a fuck. Just make sure my family doesn't find out and you can do whatever the fuck you want

BenBenBenBe · 2012-11-03T23:39:53+00:00

There's actually no scientific evidence to support necrophilia as a legitimate fetish. TYL.

Eurynomos · 2012-11-03T23:58:05+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B_Yw-JAnuw

cygdai22 · 2012-11-04T00:03:55+00:00

How is it sexual liberation if you're going to get picky about the way in which you get railed after you're dead?

loulouwoo · 2012-11-04T00:29:33+00:00

How would a dead man get a boner to have necro sex?

jb0nd38372 · 2012-11-04T00:32:51+00:00

Stole this, sorry for any copyright infringement issues, but this should be an interesting addition to the voter registration cards and other pamphlets at my local DMV.

puppyfister · 2012-11-04T00:37:33+00:00

HAHAHAHA i can't believe you can do this!!! I'm signing up and not telling anybody but my lawyer. My mom's reaction should be worth having my corpse raped and mutilated. What the fuck do I care, anyway, right?

walking_strange · 2012-11-04T00:43:43+00:00

[ x ] I do not wish to be kept as a creepy memento or have things "done" with my skin.

cbarrett1989 · 2012-11-04T00:43:55+00:00

I'd volunteer. My body is just a shell and since no one knows what happens I'd be hard pressed to find a reason for someone not to get enjoyment out of my lifeless body. Sign me up.

irockhz · 2012-11-04T00:46:57+00:00

For a little while there I got my hopes up

KmuhfukkinB · 2012-11-04T00:49:09+00:00

Quick someone make a rape card I don't have a lot of time!

necrodude · 2012-11-04T00:58:06+00:00

I've already used mine.

PepperedLemons · 2012-11-04T01:18:03+00:00

Please let your relatives know your wishes.

"Hey Dad, I decided to let others experiment sexually on my body when I die. Don't worry though, I requested not to be dismembered or disfigured during the sex.

By the way, do you mind if I make you the contact?"

smkaemp · 2012-11-04T01:21:38+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

Danimeh · 2012-11-04T01:30:40+00:00

Doug Anthony Allstars! (already did that joke in the 90's)

"Necrophilia! From the Greek of course. 'Necros' meaning dead and 'philia' the verb - to fill."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94NYWy_W9YI

Static_xxx420 · 2012-11-04T01:39:45+00:00

This was a Louis C K bit, I watched it last night.

Neutral_Milk_Brotel · 2012-11-04T01:46:51+00:00

This is exactly the same thing Louis CK wants to start

batfiend · 2012-11-04T02:06:50+00:00

Is this what they threw out on stage during the Doug Anthony All-Stars bit about Necrophilia? [Probably NSFW]

DaveB205 · 2012-11-04T02:13:46+00:00

It is art made by this guy

mesaone · 2012-11-04T02:19:32+00:00

And how would they enforce the sexual preference checkboxes? I don't imagine you could call customer service to make a complaint.

biowtf · 2012-11-04T02:28:34+00:00

Do I get paid for this? I'll do it for like three fiddy.

Frase · 2012-11-04T02:38:34+00:00

Well, at least someone will like me when I'm dead... Forever alone.

plantloverlover · 2012-11-04T02:41:42+00:00

This is a Louis CK Reference ...

Morganithor · 2012-11-04T03:03:37+00:00

But why not? This would let people that are otherwise similar, to enjoy a fetish legally. Its the endgame of legalizing prostitution anyway, neh?

Morganithor · 2012-11-04T03:05:39+00:00

But why not? This would let people that are otherwise similar, to enjoy a fetish legally. Its the endgame of legalizing prostitution anyway, neh?

MooingPig · 2012-11-04T03:05:41+00:00

Dm;hs

muteddin · 2012-11-04T03:07:41+00:00

Here it is! Louie Louie Louie...

still_futile · 2012-11-04T03:11:21+00:00

I don't, and won't give a fuck. You won't catch me dead with one of those.

Kniepic · 2012-11-04T03:21:29+00:00

This is a Louis Ck joke.

Meghan90 · 2012-11-04T03:29:55+00:00

Relevant -- David Cross

ScrappyDoo998 · 2012-11-04T03:39:13+00:00

Louis C.K. has a bit about this. He says he want to be the 'Willy Wonka for Perverts.' Then he sings in the tune of 'Pure Imagination' "You can coooome on my baaaack and preteeeend that I am your fatheeerr...

thatwasfntrippy · 2012-11-04T03:47:35+00:00

"Please let your relatives know your wishes."

And to think my mom freaked out when she found out I was an atheist.

Paran0idAndr0id · 2012-11-04T03:48:15+00:00

"In the event of my death, please contact:"

[Insert Prime Suspect Name Here]

oldmangloom · 2012-11-04T04:00:57+00:00

fuck yer

Dareall · 2012-11-04T05:13:20+00:00

Don't care, still had sex.

wee-william · 2012-11-04T05:33:00+00:00

As if the morticians don't have their way with us when we're dead anyways.. Inc mortician AMA request?

Blondie01 · 2012-11-04T05:55:35+00:00

Sadly, there are people who actually do this.... shudder

OrgasmPirate · 2012-11-04T06:08:41+00:00

Did anyone else think of Louis CK at the beacon theatre while reading this?

loofahbob · 2012-11-04T07:02:25+00:00

LGBTN?

WTF

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