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[–]P_Charming 51 points52 points ago

OP, I didn't know you had head shots taken.

[–]JoeChieftw 0 points1 point ago

He looks very similar to the wonderful neckbeards of http://fedorasofokc.tumblr.com/

[–]hapichi 0 points1 point ago

Bro, do you even lift?

[–]lemonfueledtowel 90 points91 points ago

OP, I see you're new and reddit can be a confusing world at times. Hell I've been posting for a couple months and I'm still figuring things out, but let me be the one to tell you that www.karmadecay.com is your friend when posting things like this.

This particular image brings up 12 similar images that have been posted, including one from just a couple weeks ago. The search function is also handy, so please, for the love of karma, use them and spare yourself the wrath of angry redditors the likes of which you have begun to experience.

Edit: Being helpful on reddit=bad. Lesson learned.

[–]roverr 24 points25 points ago

I hadn't seen it.

[–]lemonfueledtowel 15 points16 points ago

I wasn't admonishing him for a repost. He was confused as to why he's been getting downvotes on everything and I tried to give some friendly information. A few downvotes later, and I remembered most redditors hate good samaritans as much as reposts.

[–]SonofSin17 0 points1 point ago

The only problem with what you're saying is that he has 500+ up votes so it doesn't matter if it's a repost.

[–]omfg_lol_bbq_xxx 2 points3 points ago

So what you're saying is, if the people want something bad enough they will get it even if they are wrong most of the time?

[–]dezman2011 3 points4 points ago

Ever been to digg.com? All their users are here now.

[–]lemonfueledtowel 1 point2 points ago

It didn't have nearly that many points when I first commented on it, but you're right. It doesn't matter now.

[–]BitterBleu 2 points3 points ago

Yea...You still need to figure out that comments like that, even though it may be helpful, is surely going to get downvoted.

[–]lemonfueledtowel 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I definitely see that now.

[–]TigerWylde -2 points-1 points ago

season 3 - Boyscouts in the Hood.

not long before the Simpsons went completely to shit.

[–]makenzie71 3 points4 points ago

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd now he makes three times more money than me AND can make a useful fire using only sticks and rocks.

[–]TigerWylde 2 points3 points ago

fft I can make a fire using only sticks and rocks. - throw rocks through window, grab lighter, ignite sticks.

[–]Vintagejosh 0 points1 point ago

Ryan McPoyle?

[–]FRINGEclass 1 point2 points ago

A Mcpoyle? Someone get this man a glass of milk!

[–]mxgddss 0 points1 point ago

Dagger dick

[–]JerkyJuicer 1 point2 points ago

I think I traveled back in internet time.

[–]Sparkvoltage 0 points1 point ago

Nigel Thornberry? Is that you?

[–]Ettuj 1 point2 points ago

In 10-20 years, they'll find a picture of you, and put the same text on it.

[–]JoeChieftw 0 points1 point ago

Probably because OP looks like this.

[–]gunpowder422 -1 points0 points ago

u w0t m8

[–]echc47 0 points1 point ago

Always be prepared...to defend yourself from female rape

[–]zawisza 0 points1 point ago

teh emosewa!!!

[–]divvd 1 point2 points ago

Karma Decay for the originality of this post here

[–]fattythedragon 0 points1 point ago

oh no! he doesn't have his totin chip patch! thats unsafe!

[–]peifferu 1 point2 points ago

Idk what kind of troop you were in, but we didn't have totin chip patches, we got cards we kept in our wallets...

[–]fattythedragon 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I've heard of the cards Some troops get patches really big goes on the pocket flap

[–]catlosboourns 1 point2 points ago

credit for the image: http://www.robbieaugspurger.com/

[–]sinferno 0 points1 point ago

Wow, nice source here.

[–]catlosboourns 0 points1 point ago

i know the guy -- both the photographer and the dude in the photo. robbie got portland-famous for the headshots a while back.

here is a video of him playing a lord of the rings parody song on the local news: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dL9j0NbjM

[–]Ken_Fresno 1 point2 points ago

this is repost? right? is it different or same text i can't tell

[–]multiplesof3 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else seeing a young Tobias Funke?

[–]safiregirl 0 points1 point ago

O.o no. But I think that's my brother.

[–]LazLawl 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this but still love it.

[–]polarbearndeg -1 points0 points ago

I have not laughed that hard in quite some time on reddit. Love this post.

[–]Emily_McAwesomepants 0 points1 point ago

Don't go in his blood circle....

[–]requist 0 points1 point ago

Repost!!! Must be up voted!

[–]snoopus 0 points1 point ago

the funny part is that this hipster probably gets laid way more than half of reddit

[–]DonnieFatso 0 points1 point ago

bro, do you even lift?

[–]willowmarie27 0 points1 point ago

This is my neighbor!

[–]hozestyle 0 points1 point ago

I love how he has bcg's

[–]willisrocks 0 points1 point ago

And we found Steve Buscemi's Boy Scout photo.

[–]masterbaker 1 point2 points ago

Well on his way to becoming a wizard.

[–]CookedBird -3 points-2 points ago

Scout master already took that away, haha

[–]twatter101 -4 points-3 points ago

Repost!

[–]Digitigrade -3 points-2 points ago

Why are we laughing at the mentally ill and disabled again?

[–]csgoodri 0 points1 point ago

I bet he will be one of the most gifted lovers the world has ever seen.

[–]Damasticator -5 points-4 points ago

Misunderstood Scout Leader?

"I'm gonna cut you...a piece of this campfire pie I made!"

[–]Drewkin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]InvidiaVel -5 points-4 points ago

Just Bing it.

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[–]Bobfigio 0 points1 point ago

The fact that people calling reposts what they are are being downvoted is just one reason why I hate the reddit community in general.

[–]Vetalurg -5 points-4 points ago

I saw this before it was on reddit!