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[–]guitarguy13093 28 points29 points ago

And, as a result, I read that as Menstrual Onslaught.

[–]OuttaSpec 85 points86 points ago

Wow. Is that what youtube looks like without AB+?

[–]iliketurtl3s 55 points56 points ago

BUT THOSE STARVING YOUTUBE ARTISTS DESERVE YOUR .3 CENTS

[–]MrPeachy 0 points1 point ago

This is probably the only time I'll willingly upvote an SRSer.

[–]churchills 2 points3 points ago

What is an SRSer?

[–]xinebriated 5 points6 points ago

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[–]zzzacs 9 points10 points ago

well they probably make more money than you.

[–]jazzyy 2 points3 points ago

They make more money than me therefore they are artists? Just because you make a lot of money doing something doesn't necessarily validate it.

Source cited: every banker

[–]CushtyJVftw -1 points0 points ago

Well that's a fucking stupid argument.

[–]HighDefHotDog 21 points22 points ago

Shhhh, you'll upset the self-righteous "BUT THOSE STARVING YOUTUBE ARTISTS DESERVE YOUR .3 CENTS" types!

[–]Sibling_soup 5 points6 points ago

is it really that terrible to watch an ad to make someone a little money?

[–]HighDefHotDog 0 points1 point ago

No. Is it really that terrible to look at what the hyper-commercialization of the internet calls an "ad" these days to make someone a few cents? Yes.

[–]Scrubtanic 3 points4 points ago

Shhhh, /u/iliketurtl3s is right there. He can hear you.

[–]HighDefHotDog 7 points8 points ago

SHIT! CHEESE IT!

[–]afrunk 1 point2 points ago

Serious question - how does that make those "types" self-righteous?

[–]HighDefHotDog 0 points1 point ago

You know, because they're usually blatantly implying that they're better people that those who use ad blockers because they "do their part," or whatever it is they think they're doing that makes them better than everyone else in that smug, White Knight manner.

[–]alphanovember 1 point2 points ago

I like how you made the comment first but the one that copy-pasted it has more upvotes.

[–]HighDefHotDog 0 points1 point ago

The internet, she is a mysterious thing. I ain't even mad.

[–]UnD34d_Do0d 3 points4 points ago

Only on big record companies channels other than that there is just 5 second ads...

[–]owlsrule143 2 points3 points ago

Or if you don't click the "x" to close ads. Yes.

[–]Pumin 2 points3 points ago

Apparently we have been using these ad blockers for a loooong time.

[–]_Xaina_ 2 points3 points ago

The like button knows what's up.

[–]svend_joergen 24 points25 points ago

Stop the vagina jokes. Period.

[–]Medium_King_David 15 points16 points ago

I don't know. I think they have a good flow to them.

[–]ToThaDome 5 points6 points ago

i was trying to staunch my laughter

[–]Scrubtanic 14 points15 points ago

As a guy, i'll say period jokes will send us menstruate to the exits.

[–]Cygnus_X1 5 points6 points ago

I find Reddit threads are padded with pun threads so no other content leaks out.

[–]Xeasar 14 points15 points ago

2012

Not using AdBlock

ISHYGDDT

[–]keanus 2 points3 points ago

georgecostanza.jpg

[–]darderp 0 points1 point ago

I know! It's almost as if he supports the people who entertain him!

[–]DrMonocle 1 point2 points ago

I disable adblock on sites I visit regularly so they can get the revenue they need to keep the servers turned on.

[–]AwkwardGypsy 4 points5 points ago

Technally its google ads who have chosen the ad on your recent searches.SCHMOSBIED

[–]Forkler 5 points6 points ago

From the lacerated skies

[–]worng 2 points3 points ago

Bleeding its horror

[–]Forkler 0 points1 point ago

creating my structure

[–]ONZERHYS 3 points4 points ago

That Youtube view counter on that video is missing comma's.

[–]PeanutButterPorpoise 2 points3 points ago

OP is not using the American version of Youtube.

[–]ONZERHYS 2 points3 points ago

I don't use the american version either. But it still has comma's.

[–]WastedWiFi 4 points5 points ago

Who ever runs ads on YouTube must also use reddit

[–]motioneccentrica 2 points3 points ago

Its photoshopped, ads never fill the whole space, plus "I can tell because os some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few number of shops in my day."

Not to mention I have seen a shit tonne of Youtube videos with annoying ads. Also the views are never in that format.

[–]Itknepp53 3 points4 points ago

That view meter without commas really throws me off.

[–]pastanate 3 points4 points ago

repost

[–]rolltide03 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]femaiden 1 point2 points ago

So absorbent, gotta be Black Magic.

[–]CAPSFTWLOL 1 point2 points ago

SlayerVevo?

No words.

[–]Deepspace9mm 1 point2 points ago

Such a badass song...

[–]DuctTapeFTW 2 points3 points ago

Me gusta

[–]Idontlikecock 0 points1 point ago

/r/Im14andthisisfunny

Also grade A title. Really fits the quality of the post.

[–]kyledouglas521 0 points1 point ago

Gets what? What is there to get?

I don't get why of all the titles reddit gets annoyed by, nobody cares about this one, that pretty much means nothing at this point.

[–]Hobbert99 0 points1 point ago

The fact that there are no commas in the view counter bothers me.

[–]thcthsc 0 points1 point ago

why are there no commas in the views?

[–]fearsells 0 points1 point ago

I may have been on the Internet too long, but I just feel like this would make the video more metal.

[–]imitationcrabmeat 1 point2 points ago

/r/ttotm

Thank me later.

[–]DuoJetOzzy 3 points4 points ago

Not what I was expecting. (I don't know what I was expecting)

But still, dick move.

[–]ONinAB 3 points4 points ago

As a woman, oh god why? Ok, I can EVEN be fine with someone having a gross fetish. But there is NO excuse for menstral blood cookies.

[–]Guest-Account 3 points4 points ago

I just hate it when mods can't label their subreddits as NSFW.

This counts for you as well!

[–]nulleureka 2 points3 points ago

why, oh thor, why...

[–]AdmiralHairdo 3 points4 points ago

NO. FUCK. AGH, WHAT?!

[–]axberka 2 points3 points ago

Why :(

[–]xavis 0 points1 point ago

ive spent alot of time in r/wtf and r/gore and thought i could not be disgusted by anything reddit could throw at me. but nope. there it is. reddit wins

[–]AnaPelotas 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck

[–]alabamasfavoriteson -1 points0 points ago

Repost as fuck.

[–]irawwwr 4 points5 points ago

Well it is his username.

[–]frankferri -1 points0 points ago

...and threats...

[–]omfg_lol_bbq_xxx 1 point2 points ago

Don't let the hipster drive the bus.

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[–]Dressedw1ngs 2 points3 points ago

You know only the states puts commas in between each number? Canada is like: 4 000 000.

[–]JackShowan 6 points7 points ago

Forgetting about England, are we?

[–]Dressedw1ngs 1 point2 points ago

Hm I am unsure of England. Is it like how he did it, or how I did it? Of so, then I was just saying that because I am Canadian.

[–]JackShowan 4 points5 points ago

We do it the same as the states. Also, many other countries such as New Zealand, japan, Ireland and a few others. The more you know.

[–]danielk7396 2 points3 points ago

Yay new Zealand!

[–]Dressedw1ngs 0 points1 point ago

Really? This looks so wrong though. "," should not seperate numbers.

[–]WK_of_Angmar 2 points3 points ago

It's easier to identify what number it is with commas.

[–]Dressedw1ngs 2 points3 points ago

I disagree. 4 000 000 still looks like 4,000,000 and 4000000, well if you think that's difficult........

[–]WK_of_Angmar 1 point2 points ago

We had a misunderstanding. I was comparing the use of commas vs no commas, which are the most common format numbers are represented in (at least here in the UK).

And I'd kindly suggest that you make no implications towards my level of intelligence based upon a single statement that I make. In particular, don't exaggerate my supposed mental shortcomings with unjustified assumptions.

[–]Dressedw1ngs 1 point2 points ago

Now you are assuming my intentions. I am simply saying if one was to think 4 000 000 written as 4000000 was difficult, then there would be a problem. You did say it was easier using commas, but I see no difference.

[–]WK_of_Angmar 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't arguing about commas vs spaces. I was arguing about commas vs no spaces, which are the two most common formats numbers are specified in, at least here in the UK.

[–]I-hate-reposts 0 points1 point ago

Youtube gets what? reposts?

[–]fack9gag -5 points-4 points ago

Too lazy to check if this is a repost, but your username says repost so I will assume this is a repost.