Diet coke and sex shouldn't mix

ImJustSuppaMan · 2012-11-03T14:58:33+00:00

What if she also loved mentos?

Reddit_N_Weep · 2012-11-03T15:08:31+00:00

Diet Coke is not sticky.

GnarlesBrewkowski · 2012-11-03T14:52:55+00:00

I had a sticky low-calorie moment while I was reading this.

d4nc · 2012-11-03T14:47:25+00:00

Female ejactulation she always be constituted of a sweet and/or carbonated drink.

alphanumerica · 2012-11-03T15:14:12+00:00

I want to believe, but the internet has changed me.

But its kinda too specific and weird to be fabricated

Aroth · 2012-11-03T15:25:39+00:00

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wh0ligan · 2012-11-03T15:09:37+00:00

Diet Coke isn't sticky

ki_cz · 2012-11-03T15:23:59+00:00

In an alternate universe this was posted on Reddit as OC and then stolen and posted on 4chan for laughs. It was still equally as untrue.

djcubed · 2012-11-03T16:07:02+00:00

I want to believe.

tevert · 2012-11-03T15:28:55+00:00

OH NO!

llcbdavis · 2012-11-03T15:29:23+00:00

thats the wierdest story i ever heard. what are kids that young doing fucking around?

Roflmonster12 · 2012-11-03T15:29:59+00:00

what. the. fuck.

SimilarImage · 2012-11-03T15:30:40+00:00

Age	User	Title	Reddit	Cmnt	Points
1 year	bloed	OH YEAH!!	here	185	855
10 months	dummystupid	Ohhhhhhh Yeah!!!! [NSFW Story]	/r/funny	130	783
3 years	Raisins	Thats when it gets crazy	here	423	1605

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OceanFace · 2012-11-03T15:32:42+00:00

Relevent

PatrickusRex · 2012-11-03T15:35:29+00:00

Kids these days and their watered down 4chan reposts. In MY day, we actually went to /b/ and sifted through all the gore and porn for the good stuff. And we LIKED it.

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