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[–]scooterthehammer 181 points182 points ago

What's funny about it?

[–]Cyril_Clunge 66 points67 points ago

because in Russia (insert overused shitty joke about communism here)!

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 70 points71 points ago

Communism is just one stereotype. Complete bad-assery is the other.

[–]thediagnosticmoose 19 points20 points ago

Communism is just a red-herring.

[–]Basbhat 30 points31 points ago

communism is just a red-scaring

[–]dirtmouth 4 points5 points ago

we have a winner.

[–]Basbhat 1 point2 points ago

it seems trivial but today on reddit I'm "that guy with the witty pun"

its rare to have a shot to contribute and make a difference. i'm usually late to the party. but this just came to me

[–]willowswitch 3 points4 points ago

This is Soviet Russia we are talking about. Do NOT be late to the party.

[–]dirtmouth 0 points1 point ago

ya done good, kid.

[–]fuckyoubarry 0 points1 point ago

Also things doing things to things which in our country, would be doing things to the first things instead.

[–]Rustiest_Venture 3 points4 points ago

Absolutely fucking nothing. Hadn't you heard? If you want to see funny pics go to /r/pics.

[–]I_RAPE_YOUR_CHILDREN 1 point2 points ago

It's a repost from /r/WTF so he put an unoriginal name.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/11p8dg/thatll_be_a_story_to_tell_the_grandkids/

Thanks, Karmadecay!

[–]TomHardon 1 point2 points ago

May not be funny but im sure glad i reddit. Heres a bad mother fucker i found via wiki-random.

Read from his military service "On april 21st..."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Inouye

...if you read, make sure to read the second paragraph too

[–]TheNickers36 0 points1 point ago

Bad mutha fucka right there. You don't mess with this guy

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[–]whereswald514 40 points41 points ago

Why does it have to be funny?

Because that is literally the entire point of this subreddit.

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[–]ninjajake1499 -5 points-4 points ago

Blonde moment.

[–]MadMustard 6 points7 points ago

Why does it have to be funny?

Because this is /r/funny I guess...

[–]civilian11214 94 points95 points ago

Do you know what funny means?

[–]dlen06 15 points16 points ago

funny = reposting for all of that sweet sweet karma.

[–]michelle_tro 115 points116 points ago

Damn. That takes some guts.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 16 points17 points ago

Such a visceral pun.

[–]question_all_the_thi 13 points14 points ago

It had me in stitches.

[–]cycloethane87 7 points8 points ago

Guys, let's just cut this pun thread out right now.

[–]Hosfac 9 points10 points ago

I dunno, the thread still seems operational.

[–]Patius 4 points5 points ago

It takes someone sharp to come up with all of these puns.

[–]Mozzarella_FoxFire 4 points5 points ago

You guys are using these puns with surgical precision.

[–]reddit111987 2 points3 points ago

LOL! YOU GUYS! My sides are splitting!

[–]TempestOP 16 points17 points ago

[–]neatski 7 points8 points ago

I don't know how he did it, I know I wouldn't have the stomach

[–]keith_HUGECOCK 8 points9 points ago

APPENDIX

[–]Patius 1 point2 points ago

Which one? A? Or B?

[–]Basbhat 0 points1 point ago

[–]EngineF 29 points30 points ago

A) this isn't funny and B) this needs a NSFW tag

[–]tha_dood 14 points15 points ago

Eh.. Its not that nsfw really

[–]hemaris_thysbe 7 points8 points ago

C, this is posted like twice a month

[–]MarioBGE 3 points4 points ago

*a day

[–]tidderwork 2 points3 points ago

If this is nsfw, you need a new job.

[–]That_Tall_Guy 13 points14 points ago

  1. this isn't funny
  2. repost

[–]give_me_a_user_name 37 points38 points ago

THIS IS LIKE THE EIGHTEEN MILLIONTH TIME I'VE SEEN THIS GODDAMN PICTURE IN THE LAST GODDAMN MONTH.

[–]dubdubdubdot 17 points18 points ago

I practically live on reddit and havent seen it before.. should I feel bad?

[–]Dekodev 4 points5 points ago

i've seen complaints of reposts at least 18 million times, seen an actual repost once.

[–]procrastinating_atm 1 point2 points ago

Clearly you just have a terrible memory.

[–]heavyglow 0 points1 point ago

probably different timezones

[–]dubdubdubdot 0 points1 point ago

I dont believe in timezones.

[–]mycatdieddamnit 1 point2 points ago

The only reason I've seen this a millionth time like him is because I frequently go into the top 600 posts on Reddit daily.

So no, its me who should feel bad.

[–]IMABIRD 0 points1 point ago

This guy also has another repost on the front page now. T.T

[–]bananamunchies 0 points1 point ago

Read the rules fool, no complaining about reposts.

[–]give_me_a_user_name 0 points1 point ago

Where?

Also, the use of the word "fool" is reserved for personal gruff Japanese mentors. Not users on reddit named "bananamunchies"

[–]bananamunchies 1 point2 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/help/reddiquette

"Please don't: Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote."

[–]give_me_a_user_name -2 points-1 points ago

It may be a rule, but it's never enforced. Go to the comment section of any post on /r/funny and you'll see someone complaining about reposts. To hell with you and your standards.

[–]strangelycutlemon 6 points7 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
It's things like these that still make me blame my parents that I'm not Russian... 0coms 5pts 15dys pics
That'll be a story to tell the grandkids 129coms 894pts 16dys WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]teawreckshero 5 points6 points ago

Nothing says bagasse Russian like taking out your own appendix in /r/funny and still getting upvoted.

[–]Sparkvoltage 2 points3 points ago

Here comes he succession of "I see your [insert] and raise you [insert]" reposts with people who operated on themselves.

[–]Polske322 2 points3 points ago

Vodka is a hell of a drug.

[–]I-hate-reposts 9 points10 points ago

Russians? is that what they call reposts these days? I had no idea....

[–]hatyn 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a dash cam video or a photo of a drunk dude and I'm from Russia

[–]Pets1989 3 points4 points ago

Repost

[–]teuast 3 points4 points ago

"27th years"

[–]MyVeganBicycle 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]AlanLolspan 0 points1 point ago

I call bullshit, that is not a bear on a unicycle.

[–]mossbank123spir 1 point2 points ago

Holy. Shit.

[–]ferulic 1 point2 points ago

gotta do what ya gotta do

[–]Dirtstyl3 0 points1 point ago

now i have yet to redefine badass.

[–]just_a_DIREWOLF 1 point2 points ago

The more I'm on reddit the more Russians seem like the most badass of people.

[–]soymilkisgood 1 point2 points ago

Оригинальный плакат педик

[–]smerek84 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the Nsfw warning

[–]patricknayani 0 points1 point ago

seen this already he just passed out after it

[–]justforyouasshat 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you.

[–]Lippuringo 0 points1 point ago

So first 3 upvoted posts about this thread not being funny. Why the hell it's have 700 upvotes? Maybe all retards who upvote it can go on 9gag, please, so we can enjoy at least jokes, even if they all reposts, without TIL threads for karma?

[–]failedpunfox 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck took the picture then

[–]failedpunfox 0 points1 point ago

If you can take a picture you can be a surgeon.

[–]OneRomaines 0 points1 point ago

Someone who is capable of pressing a button but incapable of performing surgery.

[–]supermonkey1313 -1 points0 points ago

/r/wtf is thataway. <==

[–]evil_donkey 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha "removed his own appendix". This Guy knows funny!

[–]Dr_Refaie 1 point2 points ago

I know what's funny! "The 27th years old doctor"...

[–]johnsredditaccount 0 points1 point ago

I'm laughing so much right now.

[–]Hosfac 1 point2 points ago

While this isn't really funny, that's pretty fucking hardcore. Local anesthetic can only really prevent pain on the surface. Once you get into things, it'll still cause more pain than anyone can really imagine.

Anyone but this guy, of course.

[–]Xysten 1 point2 points ago

Take out my own appendix or die, hmm I think I'll choose the former.

[–]Guruking 1 point2 points ago

It's good that someone posts this once a week. I might forget that I have seen this before.

[–]PinneappleSoup 0 points1 point ago

If i see this post one more again!

[–]IMABIRD 0 points1 point ago

This is horrible, not funny.

[–]TheDoode 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand what's funny about this but it is cool nonetheless. Try posting in r/historyporn maybe?

[–]gburke 0 points1 point ago

Over the last few months I've seen this post 5 times... -_-

[–]gesborn27 0 points1 point ago

"Local anesthesia"

You mean vodka...

[–]AUS_1706_bPd 0 points1 point ago

DA! VODKA!

[–]Wrastlin 0 points1 point ago

you little fuck. I wish I could downvote you a million times

[–]Bonecollector33 0 points1 point ago

Ive seen this post 3 times a week. why. why.

[–]ThatsAPhotoGuy 0 points1 point ago

RTPODCAST from at least 3 months ago...

[–]mappum 1 point2 points ago

In Soviet Russia, surgeon operate on you! Wait, no. You operate on surgeon.

I don't know how to form this joke.

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia - everyone does own operations.

[–]retrospectr3 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking insane, downvoted for being posted to /r/funny though.

[–]Antici_pation 0 points1 point ago

This needs a NSFW tag for gore. I was not prepared! (also I call repost.)

[–]Toadly 0 points1 point ago

Repost. Fuck you OP

[–]ulyssanov 0 points1 point ago

Well this is pretty impressive and all but it's not exactly brain surgery now is it

[–]joker2face 0 points1 point ago

this must be the 15th time i've seen this picture on reddit.. stop

[–]amp93 0 points1 point ago

Someone has been listening to the roosterteeth podcast.

[–]ACAVYOS -1 points0 points ago

CHUCK NORRIS' family doctor (mainly for his opponents, not for Chuck himself...)

[–]Lindurp 0 points1 point ago

And by local anesthetics, they mean potato vodka, right?

[–]Bombolini 0 points1 point ago

FUCKIN... REPOST....

[–]zragequitz 0 points1 point ago

Real Russians don't use anesthesia he's a phony!

[–]sigaven 0 points1 point ago

RE: RE: FW: FW: FW:

[–]SeveredBanana 0 points1 point ago

Oh good, I was worried I wouldn't see this today.

[–]a_rabid_troll 0 points1 point ago

Only in russia! xD

[–]D9sinc 0 points1 point ago

overly manly man

[–]hungry4nuns 2 points3 points ago

How does a local anaesthetic work for an appendectomy that's what I want to know

[–]atcBW 7 points8 points ago

Local anesthetic re: Vodka

[–]SwagerSmurf 4 points5 points ago

He put ice on his abdomen.

[–]wittymfer 1 point2 points ago

Anything is possible with the power of vodka.

[–]hatyn 2 points3 points ago

You mean general anesthesia

[–]moto3500 -1 points0 points ago

27th years old guy... I know it's probably translated from Russian but the grammar makes me want to puke.

[–]Foxxxy24 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit...

[–]lefthandpisces -2 points-1 points ago

USE A FUCKING NSFL TAG YOU COCK

[–]2222lil -2 points-1 points ago

Reposts

[–]mojoe1000 0 points1 point ago

I turn 30th this month.

[–]hatyn 3 points4 points ago

Months.

[–]pumpkinking2833 -3 points-2 points ago

In mother Russia you take your own insides out

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[–]harthestill 6 points7 points ago

Do you mean if you remember correctly from reading the caption on the image 15 seconds earlier?

[–]hatyn 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to the future

[–]90percent_noob -4 points-3 points ago

Meanwhile the douchebag that was in the room decided to take a picture instead of helping.

[–]teuast 9 points10 points ago

He's helping by not helping. Kinda like when I play volleyball, I can help by getting out of the way.

[–]pashky 3 points4 points ago

two photographers meet: - have you heard, i'm now a surgeon! - how come? - i've just bought a brand new scalpel!

p.s. they did help him to sew it afterwards as he started to faint and pass out. i've read that story.

[–]ninjajake1499 2 points3 points ago

They have no experience, like the other person said, they are helping by not helping.

[–]svtscottie -3 points-2 points ago

Your move Mr. Norris.