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[–]mr6275 347 points348 points ago

The 27th is a Tuesday

[–]calyphus 332 points333 points ago

Must be from 2009.

[–]Corn0ffTheCob 89 points90 points ago

Sounds right, I remember seeing these the last time I was working retail which would have been 2009.

Anyone know if they're still doing this?

[–]UNMERCIFULGOD 62 points63 points ago

Yes they are still doing this last year they took out a full page ad in the paper to promote this locally. As someone who works retail I wish there was something there I would like to buy just to show support for this move. I get stuck working starting at 7pm the day before black Friday until at least 10 am that morning :(

[–]aletoledo 50 points51 points ago

Marketing gold. Its all a matter of setting yourself apart from your competitors.

[–]jjcoola 19 points20 points ago

Reddit gold as well, there's been a variation of this on the front page around this time the last few years iirc. I think it hits a lot of us close to home when you see a fun holiday from your childhood getting milked this hard for money. I honestly get kinda sad when I see Xmas shit going up so early these days

[–]freakedoutbunny 34 points35 points ago

Have things really gotten so bad that now it's "the day before Black Friday" instead of "Thanksgiving?"

[–]UNMERCIFULGOD 11 points12 points ago

Just another Thursday for me I guess things have gotten pretty bad for me?

[–]Hammburglar 2 points3 points ago

When you work retail you don't get to celebrate Thanksgiving.

[–]eetsumkaus 10 points11 points ago

Nordstrom does not have Black Friday sales. However you can show up to one of their sale events either in store or online. Beware, prices will still be steep, but you're likely getting the real deal.

[–]angrydeuce 13 points14 points ago

Ditto. I work in retail and have already been told I will be working from 6:30 or 7:00 PM Thursday until 9 or 10 AM Friday, and will then be mercifully allowed to leave...only to have to return somewhere around 5 or 6 PM Friday to work until we finally close off our Black Friday at midnight.

My one saving grace is that I won't have to work on the sales floor except for the initial rush, and will instead be running the warehouse, doing replenishment and large merchandise carryouts, but obviously that's going to be quite the job in itself even outside of the annoying customers. Still, if given the choice, I would totally choose what I'm doing to being a sales floor goon all day. I've been through too many Black Fridays in retail and the bottom-feeders that most places get flooded with are fucking irritating.

Of course, if people were truly irritated by this kind of shit, they wouldn't reward it by going shopping and encouraging it, but I find that the same people that rant the most against it will be the first motherfuckers in line at midnight on Black Friday to get themselves some cheap Chinese-made shit that much cheaper.

[–]ofinethen 3 points4 points ago

[–]lightsout1 4 points 23 minutes ago (4|0) Yup. They do this every year. The visual department works on thanksgiving to put up the decorations.

I'm not sure I follow your train of thought... you seem to dislike working holiday hours, such as black Friday, yet have a desire to show support for an event which, if lightsout1 is correct, requires employees to work on Thanksgiving.

Not trying to prove a point or anything. Just running out of good reasons to procrastinate...

[–]lightsout1 13 points14 points ago

Yup. They do this every year. The visual department works on thanksgiving to put up the decorations.

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 13 points14 points ago

so, repost?

[–]JewBoySandler 9 points10 points ago

Repost :(

[–]bitterred 29 points30 points ago

If you think about it, Christmas decorations are a repost we do every year.

[–]RoflCopter4 7 points8 points ago

Halloween costumes

[–]O_littoralis 3 points4 points ago

Shit, so they make their employees work on thanksgiving. I'd rather see decorations a little early.

[–]Aederrex 5 points6 points ago

I'd rather see them later. Like, December 23rd at the earliest.

[–]Dicer214 6 points7 points ago

I hate christmas. Bah humbug!

[–]das7002 2 points3 points ago

A lot of places have people working on all Holidays... they just pay them their overtime rates for doing so and usually the ones there are volunteers... So it is hardly "forcing people."

[–]UnnecessaryPhilology 52 points53 points ago

The days of the week are one of the few remaining vestiges of our language's ancient Anglo-Saxon past, and Tuesday is one of my favorites. Tue- is named after Tiw, the Germanic God of the Sky and War, and the -s- of Tuesday is the genitive 's,' so it's akin to saying Tiw's. The day comes from Old English dæg. While day/dæg is a Germanic word, the habit of adding -day came from the ancient Germans imitating their Latin counterparts, who had a habit of naming days after their gods. The Latin's Tuesday was the dies Martis, Mars' Day, and as Mars was the Roman God of War, the Germans named their day after their parallel war god.

[–]itsableeder 5 points6 points ago

There is no such thing as unnecessary philology. It never ceases to be interesting.

[–]justbeingkat 8 points9 points ago

You are my favorite novelty account. :)

[–]UnnecessaryPhilology 15 points16 points ago

Thanks! You know, the history surrounding Tuesday, the god Tiw, and the history of dæg is so much deeper than the surface review I gave here. All the days of the week and their accompanying histories are so interesting, in the future I will definitely revisit this word again to yark more aspects of Tueday and the myths and cultures that embodied Tiw worship.

[–]crzyqbanmark 4 points5 points ago

ah and that's why tuesday is spanish martes! wow cool info thanks man

[–]UnnecessaryPhilology 10 points11 points ago

Yes, Martes is the result of two thousand years of word evolution in the Iberian peninsula from Martis. The 'dies' was dropped, but it is retained in old Iberian texts and in tongues related to Spanish, such as Catalan's dimarts (lit. in Spanish: día + Martes) and Romansch and French mardi (lit. Martes + día; Latin does not have necessary word order, though it does have preferred word order, and dies Martis can be switched to Martis dies and still be grammatically fine). Most languages that descended from Latin, like Spanish or Romanian, have dropped the 'day' part of Tuesday.

[–]Zizhou 2 points3 points ago

Or 2015.

[–]livication 0 points1 point ago

I remember seeing this exact exchange last year. (on a different account)

[–]mastermike14 0 points1 point ago

yes, and its been reposted every november since then

[–]blueberry_nutsack 28 points29 points ago

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

[–]vodenii 0 points1 point ago

I should know, it's my birthday. Nice try Nordstrom.

[–]Saibottomus 1 point2 points ago

Besides, that's still a month before christmas.

[–]tmurtha215 0 points1 point ago

The 27th is my birthday

[–]Duhliterate 1 point2 points ago

A repost on Reddit? I don't think so.

[–]skatermario3 110 points111 points ago

I worked at the Nordstrom espresso bar and every year after Thanksgiving they would ask for volunteers from every department to show up at the butt crack of dawn (with overtime pay) and decorate the entire store in a couple hours. Good company.

[–]moonfever 69 points70 points ago

That sounds super fun, actually.

[–]MasterKenobiWan 1 point2 points ago

It's the only logical answer to the problem.

Wouldn't want to plan it all out over the course of a week to make people's lives less hellish.

But again, what do I know since we just set most of Christmas overnight as well.

[–]White_Luigi 0 points1 point ago

Of course it is. Hasn't everyone seen Elf?

[–]Timmac 27 points28 points ago

butt crack of dawn

[–]TheSouperNazi -1 points0 points ago

That's something I won't be doing any time soon.

[–]Zenaesthetic 101 points102 points ago

I work at Target and we just set out Christmas lights, wrapping paper, ornaments, trees, etc last night.. I hate it because when Christmas actually does roll around I'm already sick to death of it.

[–]rotj83 120 points121 points ago

You wanna know who else is sick of Christmas?? Satan!!!!!

[–]JewBoySandler 61 points62 points ago

And Jews.

[–]pmayankees 50 points51 points ago

False. Christmas is for movie theaters and Chinese food. I like both of those things.

[–]rotj83 9 points10 points ago

Probably Muslims too...but not really since Jesus is a prophet in the Koran.

[–]bin3awad 4 points5 points ago

Jesus - peace be upon him - is indeed a holy prohpet in the Quran. However, we don't celebrate any person's birthday; even the prophets.

In islam, there are only two holidays: eid al-fitr (after Ramadan) and eid al-udha ( which commemorate prophet Abraham's willingness to sacrifice his son by sacrificing a sheep).

[–]MaeveningErnsmau 2 points3 points ago

Why don't we celebrate Satan's birthday? That sounds like way more fun than the Feast of St. Alphonso or some such nonsense, regardless of how good the pancakes are.

[–]eksekseksg3 4 points5 points ago

I work at a nursery with a gift/decoration/fake tree area. We started putting Christmas shit out at the end of september. SEP-FUCKING-TEMBER. I already want to kill myself, and it's not even Thanksgiving.

[–]Su_Preciosa 12 points13 points ago

And by Christmas the music makes you want to slit your wrists.

[–]pnine 6 points7 points ago

Oh, I like it.

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 1 point2 points ago

Wow. I'm surprised that they showed the restraint to wait until after Halloween. #notsarcastic

[–]angrydeuce 0 points1 point ago

Shit, we've had our stuff up since the first week of September. We set Halloween and Christmas concurrently. Now that Halloween is over we're clearancing that shit out and setting the crappy stocking stuffer/christmas gift shit in it's place.

[–]coned88 1 point2 points ago

Target here (two of them) were setup for Christmas since August. The Christmas section was larger than the Halloween section.

[–]Vzylexy 0 points1 point ago

The store I work for set Christmas lights back in late September, early October. We just got in all the ornaments, wrapping paper and all that shit after Halloween. It's insane how quickly main office wants to get through these holidays. I mean, I already have sign stock that's red and white with snowflakes.

[–]tenaciousTyrant 0 points1 point ago

Ha, Hobby Lobby set up their stuff at the beginning of July.

[–]Heatha 0 points1 point ago

At my Target, the Christmas lights were set on the back wall the same time Halloween was set! :o

[–]blackbird9184 26 points27 points ago

Canada has Thanksgiving in October, so most places go Christmas crazy the day after Halloween and there's nothing to stop them. I'm not a scrooge, but nobody needs two months of Christmas music.

[–]TitaniumTurtle 5 points6 points ago

Just out of curiosity, what is Thanksgiving in Canada like? I could look it up, but I want to hear it from a first-hand source.

[–]Hoggord 4 points5 points ago

Uh, Remembrance Day is in 8 days and as far as I know Shopper's Drug Mart and a couple others are holding out until after the 11th out of respect for the fallen.

Huge respect for that.

[–]theytooktomallen 7 points8 points ago

I never understood why Christians never speak out en masse about the profit-maximization of Jesus. The stores rip out their shit as quickly as possible, totally ruin Christmas, and keep track of Christmas sales like it's a game. I'm in my 50's, and I remember that Christmas wasn't mentioned til after Thanksgiving. No songs, no ads, no nothin'. Besides Jesus' message of peace, Christmas was the only thing I liked about Christianity. Now even that is ruined. Geez, next thing you know Christians will be turning their heads away from unjust wars and just putting Support The Troops stickers on their cars like that's a game too.

[–]baaconnn 48 points49 points ago

why post a sign about it?

[–]WilhelmScreams 152 points153 points ago

So they don't get accused of a war on Christmas

[–]SBecker30 22 points23 points ago

I almost positive that if I went shopping there, I wouldn't even notice that they weren't playing christmas music.

[–]Thoraxe 95 points96 points ago

It's pretty clear from that statement that you hate the baby Jesus.

[–]SBecker30 31 points32 points ago

Small, 8 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus.

Nothing gets me madder, bro.

[–]wyldeyez 5 points6 points ago

You forgot to mention Powerade!

[–]paddymac1991 6 points7 points ago

Next on Fox News: Nordstrom has declared a WAR ON CHRISTMAS

[–]Ayatrollah_Khomatmei 8 points9 points ago

Nordstrom is dark sided!

[–]Malplace 5 points6 points ago

I heard they have Weapons of Mass Decorations

[–]langis_on 3 points4 points ago

I worked at Pacsun while I was in college, and thus was working Christmas eve about two years ago. While working register, a woman comes in with her items ready to check out and asks why the mall isn't decorated as much as it used to be. I, not being part of the mall decorations committee, said that I didn't know and that it looked pretty good to me. Also, she seemed upset I didn't greet her with a "merry Christmas." so after she asked me about the mall, and my store's decorations, she then blamed the lack of Christmas spirit on all of the Jews and foreigners around the area. I just gritted my teeth and nodded as she left. Most awkward thing ever. Moral of the story, if you don't go 110 percent in your decorations, you are the antichristmas

[–]rogeris 45 points46 points ago

People get super pissy about christmas in retail stores. It's never the right time. It's either too early or too late. I've already had people asking me where our trees are while the very next person asks me why we already have lights out.

I hate retail.

[–]rocketwidget 19 points20 points ago

Remember, the customer is always right... And every customer is different. Which means everything you do is wrong.

[–]LookAtMyHat 24 points25 points ago

When you do things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all.

Unless you post a sign up about it.

[–]no-game 4 points5 points ago

And then it gets posted to reddit, and then you have customers.

[–]yesiamthankyou2 8 points9 points ago

So OP is basically a Nordstrom marketer?

[–]Sir_Lilja 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, in a way. Much like /r/gaming is one big marketing pit. Except for EA.

[–]Briscotti 16 points17 points ago

Canada's largest pharmacy chain announced on November 2nd they would stop playing Christmas music until further notice after over 2,600 complaints on November 1st about the early Christmas music. Due to the wording of their response, some accused the chain of being anti-Christian.

Let me guess u r going to stop playing Christian music because u support atheists ... If you sell Christmas stuff u should be playing Christmas music !!!!

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Seriously?? Nobody complains about the scary stuff that you put up in your stores like a month before Halloween but a few complaints from quite possibly non-christians and you shut off the Christmas music?!?! A perfect example of "political correctness" running amuck in our society!!! THIS MAKES ME SICK!!!

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I believe many more people enjoy this music than don't. Personally, I think it's very sad that Shoppers will listen to non-Christians rather than those who have been regular customers for a long time.

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I am done shopping at Shoppers. Bye bye shoppers. Good luck with your non christian shoppers!

[–]jmair[!] 6 points7 points ago

It's true. As a Shoppers employee, all of our customers park their Jesus fish cars in the parking lot and come in with their bibles to talk to me about being good Christians. Not sure what we'll do with these new heathens that come in only wanting to listen to Top 40.

[–]NimbusBP1729 4 points5 points ago

it's strange when people want a pat on the back for doing something irrelevant.

[–]SpideyIRL 20 points21 points ago

A repost from last year. Go to Nordstorm and take a picture of the updated sign!

[–]tyrantlytamale 19 points20 points ago

2009 called. They want their upvotes back.

[–]SpectralMornings 5 points6 points ago

Still too early.

[–]Classh0le 5 points6 points ago

But it's still November

[–]gsjamian 23 points24 points ago

It always pisses me off when I go into a store in October and they have christmas stuff up. ITS FUCKING OCTOBER!!!!

[–]Deagle_Shitter 4 points5 points ago

My mom runs a gift shop kind of store. I don't know how to really describe it. Its mostly female oriented gifts, clothes, and cheap jewelry. Anyway, she had me come down and help her set up Christmas trees before Halloween. I was not entertained.

[–]downbeat57 23 points24 points ago

Good on you, Nordstrom (marketing team).

[–]HRMurray 3 points4 points ago

God I wish everyone would fucking do this. My city has had its Christmas Lights up and on since before Halloween.

[–]nickdngr 3 points4 points ago

I was in HEB (Texas chain) on Halloween morning, it was like 10a, and already they were putting out Christmas candy and were playing Christmas music over the speakers. I was like "Are you fucking serious? We haven't shot the turkey yet." The worst part was, they didn't have any bags of Halloween candy out/left and I had to run to Wal-Mart (first world pains).

[–]Zagleft 6 points7 points ago

I was in Macy's yesterday and they had Christmas music playing. I had to leave.

[–]columbine 5 points6 points ago

God, who gives a fuck.

[–]Themehmeh 3 points4 points ago

My city already has their downtown Christmas lights lit up.

[–]ms_emerika 3 points4 points ago

I really hope this kind of thing starts catching on every where.

[–]SGMD1 3 points4 points ago

The Macy's on State Street in Chicago had full blown Christmas decorations up on October 27.

[–]bucsboy47 1 point2 points ago

I remember seeing this post last year

[–]scottyboy130 2 points3 points ago

Lets not forget about veterans.

[–]BarackOFlocka 2 points3 points ago

Good Guy Nordstrom.

[–]Indydegrees2 2 points3 points ago

That's still really, really early.

[–]mysterioussir 2 points3 points ago

Good Guy Nordstrom. Most stores practically started decking the halls in July

[–]astrower 2 points3 points ago

I work at Macy's. Christmas stuff was going up as early as a month ago, and this past week we started playing Christmas music. It makes me hate Christmas because it lasts for so long.

[–]electric_paint 2 points3 points ago

Sounds tough. I've been dealing with Christmas in Michaels Arts and Craft for over a month. I'm actually setting the last Christmas planogram next week.

[–]kore464 2 points3 points ago

At my place of employment, the Christmas music began this past Thursday (the 1st.) We weren't aware that it was going to start already and when the first song played, there was a synchronized "NOOOOOOOO!" Heard throughout the store.

[–]thatsmycookiebitch 2 points3 points ago

Meanwhile I bought Christmas lights at Target on October 20th.

[–]spook327 2 points3 points ago

So obviously Nordstrom is WAGING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS, right?

[–]A_Moist_Towelette 0 points1 point ago

What a low effort post OP, Jesus Herman.

[–]Maccabeus2010 2 points3 points ago

Nordstrom declares war on Christmas! - Fox News

[–]aron2295 2 points3 points ago

I really like Nordstrom. They treat me really well. The staff is friendly. They helped me pick out my clothes, gifts, told me about upcoming stuff. Sire they want my money but they make it so easy to give it to them and make me want to come back and give them more. One time when I got a BoA bank account, i learned the hard way checks dont clear for a week. (Guy told me theyd clesr right away) and they let me gracefully know "youre broke, youre SOL". Keep it up Nordstrom. And unlike Macys u guys dont follow me around thinking Im up to no good.

[–]311Natops 2 points3 points ago

Ohhhh!!! This is a blatant example of the War on Christmas! Right? Who’s with me? Who wants to climb up Bullshit Mountain with me? Come on Faux News reporters… where are you? You’re not going to let Nordstrom get away with this are you?

[–]lurker71 0 points1 point ago

every fucking year this makes it to the top and ever fucking year people are like "omg thats so innovative"

[–]facestabber 2 points3 points ago

Fox News: Nordstrom declares war on Christmas. Has Obama gone too far?

[–]carmadiem56 2 points3 points ago

Finally! This is such a pet peeve of mine! I was appalled when I was going Halloween Decor shopping and ever craft store I went to already had all their Christmas Decor up! It's not December yet! Let us celebrate each holiday in the MONTH it is celebrated in! Not months ahead of time!!

[–]juusukun 0 points1 point ago

Good Guy Nordstrom, bad guy drop in profits.

Yes, there are zombies out there who want to celebrate xmas in November. Even in the USA with their later harvest and holiday than us Canadians who enjoyed Thanksgiving in October. For us it being mixed with Halloween is natural... since Halloween is not just about the dead or getting candy but the harvest as well!

[–]PascalsLawl 2 points3 points ago

You know what really grinds my gears? Seeing Christmas commercials before Thanksgiving!

[–]no-game 4 points5 points ago

This sign seems really smug.

[–]Allaphon 9 points10 points ago

Good on you, Reposter

so brave

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Most impressive, Nordstrom. 3coms 26pts 11mos pics
Finally a store getting it right! 70coms 337pts 12mos funny
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[–]reddiben 3 points4 points ago

I die a little every time I hear a Christmas Carol before December

[–]dcss 3 points4 points ago

Nordstrom has stolen Sainsbury's font.

[–]Scott5114 4 points5 points ago

It's called Interstate, and is a copy of the font that U.S. road signs use (with some artistic license by Tobias Frere-Jones).

[–]Cartoonzinho 0 points1 point ago

Why do people care so much about stores decorating for Christmas? I love it. Why don't you just relax.

[–]sparkreason 25 points26 points ago

Why!? Why!? Motherfucker!!!?

Because Christmas has a date. December 25th. That's when it happens. November has its own Holiday in the states called Thanksgiving. If you live outside the US. Do whatever you want...but on US soil...Santa has crossed the line. Thanksgiving is awesome.

It's where we eat delicious turkey, sweet potatoes, pumpkin pie, watch football, and realize how annoying our families are but appreciate the annoyance.

It isn't about a damn commercial thing except delicious food, and maybe crayons to color a shitty turkey the kids make out of tracing their hand.

Commercialism is fucking fine, but when it treads and encroaches on the one holiday which is about being grateful and giving thanks for what you have no matter how much or how little..... this is where I draw the line.

Every single year Santa's big fucking intrusive trespassing fat ass expands further and further away from December 25th like a swelling egg nog twinkly sparkly peppermint flashing light tinsel infested zit; set to explode all over the other holidays which in their own right are great celebrations.

TLDR: Back the Fuck off Santa. We'll get to you AFTER the cranberry sauce.

[–]snorlaxsnooz 4 points5 points ago

my local Target had Christmas stuff out before October 20 this year, it way overshadowed their halloween department.

[–]sparkreason 7 points8 points ago

... my worst fears have come true... it's infected October.... we're gonna need a fortress around Columbus day... set up a fall back at Labor day. Get the explosives from 4th of July... on the first sign of Jolly Ole Saint Prick...open fire... I mean it soldier. If you get a whiff of candy canes or see one damn leaf of holly...just start shooting.

[–]agehaya 14 points15 points ago

Because every year it seems to happen earlier and earlier. I love it, too, but by the time Christmas actually arrives you just feel exhausted by it.

[–]Whodini 6 points7 points ago

If we didn't have halloween, the decorations would be put up in september.

[–]CountVonTroll 3 points4 points ago

Halloween is still only a young but budding sales opportunity in Germany, I can confirm chocolate santas, gingerbread and whatnot come out about a week into September. They denied it was getting earlier each year when I asked, though.

[–]pan0ramic 2 points3 points ago

To each their own, so that's fair that you love it. But not everyone loves it (myself included) and it's pretty ridiculous to have 2 full months devoted to non-stop Christmas.

[–]OrangePrototype 0 points1 point ago

This whole celebrate Christmas early thing is probably a plot from the turkeys.

[–]kickoutthejams 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me, or does the shadow of the person taking the picture look like the shadow of Randy Marsh?!

[–]Zerovarner 1 point2 points ago

Nordstrom just became my favorite company. I hate Christmas simply because it always seems to start a month or two before October.

[–]TheLadyEve 1 point2 points ago

Maybe it's a sign from the future: 2015 where no one lets Thanksgiving and Halloween bleed into Christmas.

[–]white2lite 0 points1 point ago

Good for you Nordstrom. I'm sure the pianist will be playing carols that day.

[–]exorcist72 0 points1 point ago

I also used to think it was a big deal not to start Christmas until after Thanksgiving. My wife, however, enjoys listening to Christmas music after Halloween, because it makes her think of the entire Thanksgiving/Christmas season. Suddenly it's not such a big deal to me.

[–]charoh 0 points1 point ago

Black Friday is the 23rd. The 27th is not Friday.

[–]ravenbear 1 point2 points ago

Now my favorite department store!

[–]kinkakinka 1 point2 points ago

THere are a bunch of people on Facebook posting about not decorating until Nov 11th "to respect the veterans" (Remembrance Day is Nov 10th) and I find it weird that they think you can't respect/honor veterans with twinkle lights on your house.

[–]whydidisaythatwhy -1 points0 points ago

Oh my God, this is ridiculous déjà vu. I remember this being in the front page a year ago, and the top post pointing out the incorrect date and concluding that the picture was actually taken few years prior. Everything has played out exactly the same. We are predictable people.

I feel like a sheep right now.

[–]NEPwntriots 1 point2 points ago

Unless you're a fucking millionaire. You wont be shopping there.

[–]MrBustos-Riff 1 point2 points ago

As a Canadian ours happened last month

[–]metocin 1 point2 points ago

Glad someone else finds this as annoying as I do! Before Halloween was over on the West Coast, people had already started the "30 days of thanksgiving" crap on Facebook. Some annoying souls are already playing X-mas tunes and putting up their trees.

Also: Why is Thanksgiving any more important than any other holiday? And when did it become more important? Christmas, I get (not that I like it). But why Thanksgiving?

[–]frodolover 1 point2 points ago

well American that's what you get for having Thanksgiving in November :-p. I like having ours in October more of a separation from Christmas

[–]H3000 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit the posting of this picture is becoming a holiday tradition in and of itself.

[–]Fraude -1 points0 points ago

Fun fact about Nordstom: They will let you return anything for a refund. Without a receipt. Even if they don't sell the product at their store.

My marketing teacher told us a oft told story in business school about a guy who walked in with 4 used tires. He said he bought them from the store that used to be there. They asked how much he paid for them, apologized that he was unhappy with them, and refunded his money.

As I recall, many students have since tested it and never been turned away.

[–]GoLightLady 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, sorry, I highly doubt Nord's going to doanything like that. They do have the best customer service of any store though. And their sale prices, have let me get beautiful items that were originally costly without actually paying even close to the original amount. But, no, I do not believe they'll let you return anything, from anywhere. Much less tires.

[–]electromagnetic_ice 1 point2 points ago

Over the last two years I have become a fan of Nordstrom. It's the service, the people who work there honestly want to help you, they don't look pissed that they are working retail. And prices (for some things) aren't terrible. I got a pair of shoes resoled, 50 bux. They did a GREAT job, I thought that was pretty reasonable. And they'll shine them for $2.50. For Xmas, I want a GC to Nordstroms.

[–]THE_TIMES 1 point2 points ago

1st December, no earlier.

[–]dfrehil[!] 1 point2 points ago

That's still too early.

December 1st.

[–]pterodactylia -1 points0 points ago

Oh hey. This is the top pic on reddit... For the hundredth time.

[–]Oh_Ma_Gawd 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it's an old picture.

[–]wearethesee 0 points1 point ago

I quickly read this and saw "Nostradamus". So I thought this was some type of prediction. I'm dumb today...

[–]John_Barleycorn 0 points1 point ago

The funny thing about all of this hatred of early Christmas music on Reddit is that I started seeing Halloween costumes being posted here in September.

[–]mokba 1 point2 points ago

Good on OP for being original

[–]IDownloadedACarAMA 0 points1 point ago

Saw the title before the thumbnail loaded and knew exactly what it was going to be... I need a new hobby

[–]Weldeon 0 points1 point ago

Here in Alabama we start up the Christmas system in mid-October.

[–]SUTHbeats 0 points1 point ago

I hate it as much as the next guy but Christmas is just so damn profitable how can you blame them?

[–]davelevenson 1 point2 points ago

Here is their poster from last year

[–]ripewdecay 1 point2 points ago

Michaels needs to take note.

[–]TheBluePanda -1 points0 points ago

Every fucking year I have to see this posted.

[–]jojidubi4 0 points1 point ago

Nordstrom has earned my trust

[–]ExplosiveCherry 1 point2 points ago

Good guy Nordstrom?

[–]bustedt0ez -1 points0 points ago

reposts are annoying...

[–]tehgreatist 1 point2 points ago

its fucking ridiculous how much christmas stuff is out already

[–]namsor -1 points0 points ago

Every year, you guys post this. EVERY YEAR!

[–]TheFerretman 1 point2 points ago

MAN I wish more stores would do this!

Good job Nordstrom's!

[–]berrydrunk 1 point2 points ago

Also, don't forget that Nordstrom is not pandering for the last dollar in your wallet like the discounters (Wal-Mart, Kohls, etc.) are. A place where you spend $200+ on jeans doesn't need to pad their bottom line with the kind of volume Wal-Mart needs to push out the door every year.

[–]Black_Apalachi -1 points0 points ago

So fucking brave. At least try waiting until the actual month of December.

[–]abbytegnelia 1 point2 points ago

I don't care if it was 1997 -- I'd love to see it blasted everywhere as I reminder and to encourage more stores to do this!

[–]Badlay 0 points1 point ago

ive seen this every year for a few years

[–]itsmuddy 0 points1 point ago

I may be the only one but now that I have my own house I want to start decorating for Christmas early.

[–]felicityrc 0 points1 point ago

YAY!

[–]jakdak 1 point2 points ago

Looking at you Starbucks.

[–]xfcanadian 0 points1 point ago

I worked retail for almost 5 years. I would like to present to you a couple of reasons why christmas stuff goes up at the beginning of november.

  • christmas is the biggest shopping event of the year, most retailers make the most money

  • gives customers lots of time by running christmas promos longer, ESPECIALLY with hot items, i sold gaming

  • it takes a lot of time and background work to set up all the christmas merch, it would be horrible to just do it for a month, takes a lot of planning and resets. My company always had different christmas merch standards, everything had to be redone

  • we needed to start planning boxing day by at least early, mid december...all the christmas stuff needs to be rolling by then.

  • it works, putting up decorations and music has an almost instant affect on traffic

I can`t wait to not be cracked out of my mind and actually get to relax on christmas...i used to start work at 3 am on boxing day, after working all december and including christmas eve until around 9pm

[–]agent0range 0 points1 point ago

Prince buys his basketball clothes there

[–]anotherbrainstew -1 points0 points ago

Good Job reddit, good job upvoting this old ass picture to the front page like its new content

[–]SavinThatBacon 1 point2 points ago

As a Kohl's associate who had to start listening to Frosty the Snowman on Christmas night... I wish more places were like this.

[–]Fyrus -1 points0 points ago

Why does everyone always have their panties in a wad about Christmas decorations?

[–]mumyork 0 points1 point ago

Reposted EVERY FUCKING YEAR

[–]CoffeeHead112 0 points1 point ago

Is there any statistical data that shows having Xmas decorations up early causes more profit? Why do most stores start so early?

[–]MattBD 0 points1 point ago

I sometimes envy Americans having Thanksgiving a few weeks before Christmas. I'm in the UK and there's basically bugger-all after Halloween, so we often get two solid months of Christmas stuff up. I think we need a public holiday in November of our own.

[–]PsiRedEye22 0 points1 point ago

Natick, ma store 531 here. Yes, we still hold holiday setups until the day after thanksgiving.

[–]DMV_line12 0 points1 point ago

I think this is a good time to say "Merica' "

[–]ryandaily 0 points1 point ago

Sew brave.

[–]chasemanwew 0 points1 point ago

Whoa that's my birthday... It's a Tuesday

[–]zjaws88 0 points1 point ago

I run a retail store and I can tell you---Pandora only has so many Xmas songs... By December 4th I want to rip my ears off.

[–]SirSandGoblin 1 point2 points ago

so brave not putting up christmas decorations until november

[–]DocObvious 0 points1 point ago

I'm an atheist(there, i said it), and i still do enjoy christmas. it really is the one, single time of year i see ALL my family. it's nice.

[–]bermyWHAT 1 point2 points ago

I FUCKING LOVE CHRISTMAS. And we don't celebrate American thanksgiving. So the shop I work at starts putting out Xmas stuff on the 2nd of November but we don't put up the lights and the tree until the 1st of December

(Although I personally celebrate Sinterklaas on the 5th of December so literally the entire month of December is AWESOME)

[–]HiddenText 0 points1 point ago

You're not supposed to put up decorations until the 13th of December anyway.

Put them up 12 days before, and take them down before the 6th of January, 12 days after.

[–]uglypeoplesex 0 points1 point ago

Nordstrom is the pinnacle of outstanding customer service. I have written more than one letter to managers commending the service I have received from Nordstrom employees.

[–]Mrs_Howell 0 points1 point ago

As a Canadian we celebrate Thanksgiving in October so I really just turn a blind eye to all the Christmas jazz that crops up November 1. I would be GRUMPY that Christmas is trying to fuck with my Thanksgiving if I was American-- one holiday at a time people. Let's enjoy the seasons for pity sake. No rush. Sloooooow dooooooown.

[–]b00ks 0 points1 point ago

Definitely a few years old.

[–]Alice_600 0 points1 point ago

This really doesn't bother me, decorations and Christmas music. I just don't let it bother me. It's all just cardboard colored green and red that's all.

[–]TheAmbiguityBuster 1 point2 points ago

Why the hell does everybody care so much if Christmas decorations go up early? I fucking love Christmas music and decorations. For me, the decorations can't go up early enough... I wish they were up all year.