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[–]handheldrebellion 27 points28 points ago

How does the front zombie have a perfectly groomed mohawk?

[–]calyphus 20 points21 points ago

Suspension of disbelief gone.

[–]SuspendTheDisbelief 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty fucked up dude.

[–]FreaXoMatic 10 points11 points ago

Freshly infected

[–]twoheadedturtle 7 points8 points ago

Suspension of disbelief restored.

[–]alienbringer 8 points9 points ago

Dont you know. The product used to keep a mohawk groomed is stronger than steel. A zombie is unable to bite into it and thus ruin it.

[–]thelegore 9 points10 points ago

[8]

[–]Goron40 16 points17 points ago

Seriously, that baby is baked as fuck.

[–]mingling4502 8 points9 points ago

i'm saving this so when i'm having a bad day i can look back and know this will bring a smile to my face.

[–]Remixznflow 4 points5 points ago

Yes... Yes this is mint.

[–]EdisaPortal 5 points6 points ago

"It was a day like any other at the local Atheist convention"

-Said all religious practitioners everywhere.

[–]CLASSYclassy 2 points3 points ago

Kid: "Like I give a fuck!"

[–]brussels4breakfast 2 points3 points ago

The baby is taking a big, glorious dump. Ahhhhhhh.

[–]ferninster 2 points3 points ago

Huh, an atheist convention.

[–]motha-fuckin-repost 1 point2 points ago

This looks like a S.A.P. side shot. Anybody have the main front view that they are posing for?

[–]officiallycoolgf 1 point2 points ago

Baby brains are so much fresher.

[–]honus 1 point2 points ago

Delicious human veal.

[–]CoolKidJake 1 point2 points ago

Is that Teddy Boy Greg on the right?

[–]mdaly343 1 point2 points ago

We have a future Dexter on our hands

[–]CmonTouchIt 1 point2 points ago

DM;HS. sorta

[–]T-101xPiroxyne 1 point2 points ago

"Eat me, you cunts!"

[–]noksky 1 point2 points ago

"These clowns don't even know what I'm gonna be doing to them later"

[–]alkalinelito 1 point2 points ago

Montevideo?

[–]Chrisrockemwell 0 points1 point ago

Is that baby Steve from weeds?

[–]Killzonintaing 1 point2 points ago

Step one of surviving the zombie apocalypse: Attempt to give any children or small friends to the zombies as a sacrifice. Step two of surviving the zombie apocalypse: If step one fails, repeat step one.

[–]Lefty2591 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or does the baby look completely baked?

[–]streamsidecoconut 1 point2 points ago

twist: baby is Rosemary's

[–]ghost_victim 1 point2 points ago

Hah that's the cutest face!

[–]showmeurmoves -2 points-1 points ago

stop fucking posting babies, they are gross, they all belong in WTF

[–]astronautcock 0 points1 point ago

"I ain't even mad"

[–]D9sinc 0 points1 point ago

The force is strong within this one

[–]ThisizShane 2 points3 points ago

For some reason the baby's face reminded me of this

[–]medecau 0 points1 point ago

This kid is probably is college already.

[–]Souners -2 points-1 points ago

Zombies: "I want my baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs."