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[–]engelrift 17 points18 points ago

Source?

[–]DougThister -3 points-2 points ago

This.

[–]Hitmesandy 22 points23 points ago

How to land a job at Ikea http://i.imgur.com/8pNsQ.jpg

[–]Llim 13 points14 points ago

REHOSTED WEBCOMIC EVERYBODY COMPLAIN ABOUT IT

[–]Cuntfag 1 point2 points ago

IT'S OLD, IT'S OLD!!! HOW DARE OP POST SOMETHING OLD!?

[–]Downstroyer 11 points12 points ago

I remember one of my many many trips to the principals office in high school.... We both walked in to discuss my punishment and he told me to have a seat... I immediately circled his desk and sat down in his big office chair with a cheeky grin on my face. Like a boss the principal sat down I'm the chair was supposed to be in smiling a little and continued on telling me i would serve a detention and what not like normal. He was an awesome guy.

[–]Devilheart -1 points0 points ago

Years later, when your mind winds back to the memories of that fateful day, you realize that if you had taken the chair towards the door, you'd have been able to dash out. But your own hotshot attitude made you go for the chair furthest away from the door...which resulted in you getting stuck in the room with him when he bolted the door and raped you anally. Suddenly it all clears up in your head why he had that smile fixed across his lips and you weep yourself to sleep in self-disgust.

[–]camoh455 7 points8 points ago

Some people need to take this less seriously, like damn. Relax a bit. ( directed to negative comments)

[–]I_Miss_Claire 3 points4 points ago

[–]linkstorelevantsongs -1 points0 points ago

[–]shitterplug 3 points4 points ago

You sure it's not because you spend all your time on reddit?

[–]DresdenPI 2 points3 points ago

Why not just sell all the chairs?

[–]MellowMallow 2 points3 points ago

At least you have a nice chair

[–]DocObvious 1 point2 points ago

An optimist. I like you.

[–]superlokj 2 points3 points ago

I thought you were unemployed because you keep banging your coworkers

[–]Daveyzero1 6 points7 points ago

Attempting to bang. Commonly known as "Sexual Harassment".

[–]Bierrr 1 point2 points ago

okay I laughed like a full grown man

[–]kakemot 0 points1 point ago

not at all then?

[–]draivaden 0 points1 point ago

So, you wont even hire yourself? have you no empathy for the working man, mister corporate?!

[–]rotidder4lyfe 0 points1 point ago

More like "why I have so many chairs"

[–]t_o_o -1 points0 points ago

I'm unemployed because I prefer playing video games to a daily soul crushing experience.

[–]DocObvious -1 points0 points ago

You're not very clever, are you?

[–]rathofspen 1 point2 points ago

Not sure what's wrong with everyone in this thread, I actually think this would be a great icebreaker at an interview if you played it off as a joke. It would probably get a laugh out of the interviewer.

[–]karmahomonaut -1 points0 points ago

ah this funny you "take" the seat because you have no job and you are poor so you "take" it and sell it. yes this funny you are funny

[–]DONTCALLMESCHNITZEL 3 points4 points ago

ah yes you explain why this comic is funny and call it funny repeatedly, so edgy. you are so very edgy.

[–]karmahomonaut 4 points5 points ago

ah you use the word edgy this is so edgy. you are edgy too

[–]iuy78 0 points1 point ago

No you're unemployed because you spend your time reposting instead of finding a job.

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/Jup3w.jpg

[–]Rawmin -3 points-2 points ago

Just click the button and move on.

Edit: Complaining about reposts is annoying and violates reddiquette. Downvoting me isn't going to change that.

[–]AllpowerfulGenie -1 points0 points ago

It's not, though, is it?

[–]Mstshake 0 points1 point ago

okay i giggled like a little girl

[–]shrey2303 -3 points-2 points ago

Re-post

[–]greggersraymer -2 points-1 points ago

Title should be "Why I am unemployed in the humor industry".

[–]luke95836 -3 points-2 points ago

This is why I have no friends...