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[–]TPishek 81 points82 points ago

For the curious, this animal is a Dik-dik.

[–]reddells 117 points118 points ago

Ha.

[–]here_for_the_lols 72 points73 points ago

FUCKIN GO LAUGH TO HIS FACE BRO

[–]t00th_pick 13 points14 points ago

I deer you.

[–]ienjoymen 10 points11 points ago

Oh deer, more puns?

[–]JuiceboxSC2 9 points10 points ago

They're just trying to rack up the karma.

[–]meatman5805 6 points7 points ago

I doe want me some karma.

[–]robotevil 3 points4 points ago

That's bucking the trend.

[–]this_is_not_my_party 25 points26 points ago

What a redikulous name.

[–]CitrusSeven 11 points12 points ago

It could be worse. It could be named Dik Dik Van Dik.

[–]_Throvv_away_ 2 points3 points ago

Then he'd never win a match.

[–]reddissh 2 points3 points ago

We're just trying to have a little fawn here...

[–]FatDIck9 1 point2 points ago

distant cousin of the wang-wang

[–]Backupusername 10 points11 points ago

Yes. A dik-dik

[–]usernamelikeaboss 6 points7 points ago

Girls LOVE dik-dik.

[–]Volderath 1 point2 points ago

Give her... the dik-dik.

[–]Oncocerca 2 points3 points ago

Now I want one as a pet.

[–]brom333 1 point2 points ago

Hijacking the top comment to say that its a repost:

title comnts points age /r/
Say it to my face 119coms 1266pts 7hrs funny
say it to my face! 1com 15pts 15dys funny
I deer you.. 137coms 1184pts 2mos funny
I Deer you!!! 19coms 181pts 2mos funny
Say it! 0coms -2pts 4dys AdviceAnimals
Say it to my face bro 4coms 9pts 16dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]enchilado 1 point2 points ago

Who cares? I at least have never seen it before.

[–]Tokyo_Cum_Lord 0 points1 point ago

They have these little guys at the central park zoo

[–]masterwit 0 points1 point ago

So you're saying that is a dic(-dik) in his face?

(sorry I'll excuse myself now...)

[–]Fuzzykittenz9 1 point2 points ago

Did you say DIK?

[–]Caligrown710 1 point2 points ago

I WANT ONE.

[–]the_last_carfighter 0 points1 point ago

that dik-dik is awful close to his perdy mouth

[–]Tobastion -2 points-1 points ago

CAME HERE TO SAY THIS. DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUU.

[–]plutos_kiss 52 points53 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
say it to my face! 1com 15pts 15dys funny
I deer you.. 137coms 1184pts 2mos funny
I Deer you!!! 19coms 181pts 2mos funny
Say it! 0coms -2pts 4dys AdviceAnimals
Say it to my face bro 4coms 9pts 15dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Scrode 9 points10 points ago

I just watched this movie and it was literally one of the worst films i have ever seen in my entire life.

[–]Fight_On 6 points7 points ago

Watch it again drunk. Best movie of your life.

[–]zaphod_85 4 points5 points ago

Is it at least entertainingly bad? Is it worth renting from Redbox just for the unintentional comedy?

[–]dysgraphical 7 points8 points ago

I found it entertaining. Cheesy, but entertaining nonetheless.

[–]Scrode 4 points5 points ago

No, it's painfully bad. It used every single terrible cliche from every bad action movie ever made. It was like 2 hours i will never get back. Im considering calling Comcast and trying to get my money back for the On Demand rental but i will probably get the refund quite late.

[–]The_pedo123 1 point2 points ago

Because old people can certainly help defeat aliens in a 60+ year old battleship.....

[–]LATKE_IN_MY_TUCHES 2 points3 points ago

What movie is this?

[–]BarneyBent 2 points3 points ago

I too would like to know what movie this is.

[–]The_pedo123 3 points4 points ago

Battleship. Its bad, but in a still entertaining way.

[–]LATKE_IN_MY_TUCHES 0 points1 point ago

Battle shits? We haven't played that since back at camp!

...Really though, thanks for answering the question.

[–]Loreguy 2 points3 points ago

Rule 24!

[–]otterwithbeer 1 point2 points ago

Thank you! A little dik is nice to look at every now and again, even if it's reposted.

[–]AetherIsWaiting 7 points8 points ago

That's a dik dik not a deer. Closer to an antelope.

[–]Hanginon 4 points5 points ago

So, It's like a single serving size Antelope?

[–]kaisersousa 3 points4 points ago

Fun size!

[–]Hanginon 2 points3 points ago

"HeHeHe" (Unbuckles raincoat)

[–]RAPE-99-KIDS-DOT-COM 2 points3 points ago

right behind you. unbuckles pants

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

It's like the kind of antelope they give you on a plane with the little bottle of wine and the 1/3rd can of soda.

[–]AetherIsWaiting 0 points1 point ago

depends on who you're feeding.

[–]JackTerron 8 points9 points ago

That's adeerable.

[–]D4rkr4in 0 points1 point ago

I knew deer would be a pun thread starter.

[–]moldy-peaches 3 points4 points ago

He is trying so hard to not kiss it

[–]SRS_are_cunts 12 points13 points ago

FIGHT ME IN IRL

[–]computergroove 27 points28 points ago

Fight me in in real life?

[–]coprolite_hobbyist 13 points14 points ago

Right after you put your PIN number in the ATM machine.

[–]craniumonempty 0 points1 point ago

Ok!... wait?

[–]NightFoxXIII 1 point2 points ago

Ah, the RAS Syndrome.

[–]brokentofu 3 points4 points ago

Do you even lift???

[–]Krushed_RED_pepperR 0 points1 point ago

As close as nature comes to a duck-sized horse.

[–]akat86 2 points3 points ago

what creature is that I must have it

[–]MrQuantumE -3 points-2 points ago

Seriously?

[–]akat86 0 points1 point ago

Is it like a baby deer or something else

[–]TheBunnyTheBear 9 points10 points ago

It's a dik dik.

[–]iDoiStuff 1 point2 points ago

I think it's a giraffe, actually.

[–]Ginnigan 0 points1 point ago

Giraffes are pretty well known for one thing: long crazy necks.

This thing doesn't have a long crazy neck.

[–]Incontext 0 points1 point ago

Also, when they are born, they are roughly the size of an Adult Human. The animal pictured is a Dik-dik.

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

This is probably actually a baby dwarf giraffe. When dwarf giraffes are born, they are roughly the size of a dik-dik.

Also, it probably wasn't necessary to link 'adult human' because most of us know how big those are, but somehow your link got messed up and sent me to an article about giraffes.

[–]Incontext 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry if you are making a joke, I'm terrible at knowing when I am being trolled. Dwarf Giraffes is the craziest thing I have ever heard. The link is directed to the point in the article that talks about Giraffe Babies and their sizes.

[–]Ginnigan 0 points1 point ago

Also: yellow with brown spots.

[–]laserbeanz 0 points1 point ago

Stupid long horses.

[–]irishrose7777 5 points6 points ago

really??? There's an animal that friggin cute in front of you and you're looking at a screen?

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

They may look cute, but they have terrible personalities.

[–]irishrose7777 0 points1 point ago

....but....the EYES

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

They have angry eyes.

[–]everyother 0 points1 point ago

Said the redditor, while asking his girlfriend to get out of the way. You're no better than that man, so quit being a dik.

[–]irishrose7777 0 points1 point ago

Um, I'm a girl. And I have no girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Or Dikdik. Or life T.T

[–]everyother 0 points1 point ago

Said the redditor, while asking her boyfriend to get out of the way. You're no better than that man, so quit being a dik. (Also, I'm not actually calling you a dick... I'm saying dik... like the animal. Ha. Is funneh. I make joke.)

[–]ForgettableUsername -1 points0 points ago

No. Not funneh.

[–]dmacd1331 6 points7 points ago

Do you even lift bro?

[–]Thisisacoolname 3 points4 points ago

Thanks for running another joke straight into the ground, reddit.

[–]Amahoney77 -2 points-1 points ago

This was a joke once?

[–]Rawller -4 points-3 points ago

Bro, I bet you can't even lift the joke off the ground.

[–]Chaular 2 points3 points ago

Repost.

[–]standingbarefoot 2 points3 points ago

REPOST

[–]flyboyian 1 point2 points ago

I don't think he's FAWN of him

[–]opalorchid 1 point2 points ago

Because he's being a dik

[–]themancob -1 points0 points ago

Looks like a dik dik.

[–]cffortune -1 points0 points ago

how adeerable.

[–]snemand -1 points0 points ago

Is that Ian Holloway?

[–]neebo_2323 -1 points0 points ago

Muntjack...in the FACE!!!

[–]TacoFloober 0 points1 point ago

Desperately disruptive deer?

[–]demnted 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this. http://youtu.be/sRj2g1T79T0

[–]Violoner 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thinks it looks kind of like a four-legged emu?

[–]imanygirl 0 points1 point ago

I need to see and touch one of these in real life immediately.

[–]AndersBM 0 points1 point ago

who the fuck has the mice in the left hand.. dfuq man???

[–]shutuptj_ 0 points1 point ago

I laughed much harder than I should have at this. Would've been fine if I wasn't riding the bus.. thanks for making me look like the crazy person I am. My cover is blown.

[–]EcstaticObsessive 0 points1 point ago

"We're not online anymore, motherfucker."

[–]Guitargeek934 0 points1 point ago

Doe you even lift?

[–]Loblod -1 points0 points ago

FUCK YOU IN THE BUM-BUM HOLE

[–]Athene_Wins 1 point2 points ago

that a cute dog

[–]ollybug 0 points1 point ago

Is that Jimmy Wales?

[–]my2penniesworth 0 points1 point ago

"Look me in the eye when I'm talking to you or I'll go all dik-dik on your ass!'

[–]TheGreatGumball 1 point2 points ago

DEER. Ha.

[–]xjbeer 0 points1 point ago

His mouse is on the wrong side

[–]Merk2 0 points1 point ago

They're just rats with hooves. They don't matter!

[–]Phoenixby13 0 points1 point ago

I adeer him

[–]sininobas 0 points1 point ago

Visual Studio 2010 in the background.. devlife##

[–]ilikeapples2 0 points1 point ago

How many times has this been reposted??

[–]Lamchester 0 points1 point ago

dont repost reposts are getting much worse

[–]MasterNyx 0 points1 point ago

Do you even rut?

[–]superdarkness 0 points1 point ago

He's not being aggressive. He clearly wants kisses. And pets and hugs and snuggles. And treaties and maybe a nice bow tie. No, that's kinda gay. But the rest!

[–]zgardner44 0 points1 point ago

Whats more interesting here: the fact that there is a miniature deer, or that he's using a left-handed computer mouse?

[–]greenmonstermusik 0 points1 point ago

1263 huh.... Now that's just wrong.

[–]woogieman 0 points1 point ago

What a rare breed. The majestic left-handed mouse user.

[–]fireysaje 0 points1 point ago

You actually posted this? And these people actually gave you upvotes??

[–]patio87 0 points1 point ago

Those tiny hooves!

[–]georgegabe 0 points1 point ago

"That's a dik-dik." - everyone, for the millionth time

[–]Kaleidoflowers 0 points1 point ago

Weird. I've never really seen a left-handed person use a mouse.

[–]how_about_pancakes 0 points1 point ago

Do you even lift?!

[–]ExplicitlyExplicit 0 points1 point ago

How the fuck are you people upvoting this shit? This has been beaten to death with reposts. For fucks sake

[–]Cbruguiere -1 points0 points ago

So, I'm going to be the dick that points out that this is a repost. Sorry.

[–]laserbeanz 0 points1 point ago

The dik-dik

[–]who8877 0 points1 point ago

You should be sorry. Stop being such a dik.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 1 point2 points ago

D'oe!

[–]Freshmakerer 1 point2 points ago

I never knew how much I wanted a lap deer until now.

[–]Lildancr1153 -1 points0 points ago

Why is Liam Neeson insulting deer?

[–]jaq3n -1 points0 points ago

Seeing people use the mouse in their left hand makes my hands hurt

[–]nwsreddit 0 points1 point ago

I'm right handed but use a mouse with my left. Put that in your pipe 'n' smoke it!

[–]UBJelly 0 points1 point ago

The repost is strong in this one.

[–]NUNYAA -5 points-4 points ago

I wish I had more downvotes

[–]Headstand -2 points-1 points ago

I want it. Can I have it. Plz.

Plz.

[–]BioGenx2b -2 points-1 points ago

Beta-ass lefty.

[–]ninjanerdbgm -2 points-1 points ago

This is the first time I've seen someone use a mouse left-handed.

And now, I've seen the world.

[–]MikeBuscus -2 points-1 points ago

I smell repost...

[–]voteddownward -3 points-2 points ago

Brohonestly

[–]sb95500 -3 points-2 points ago

No dude it's totally cool, you can steal the content I posted.