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[–]drewtoothpasteToothpasteForDinner[S] 825 points826 points ago

I drew this. My website is Toothpaste For Dinner.

[–]b90 62 points63 points ago

Two of my favourite guys and some guy as the host!

I like it!!

[–]Rumicon 58 points59 points ago

That's Jimmy Kimmel. He's pretty awesome actually.

Just thought you might like to know, because knowing is half the battle and all that. GI JOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]Hugon 13 points14 points ago

That's freaking Jimmy Kimmel!

[–]TheAristrocrats 1 point2 points ago

Jimmy Kimmel is great!

[–]oldzealand 11 points12 points ago

The context for this is pretty funny.
Source

[–]TheBlackBear 4 points5 points ago

Read up/watch the videos of the Jimmy Kimmel/Matt Damon feud and you'll understand why you should know who Jimmy Kimmel is.

[–]godlessatheist 73 points74 points ago

[–]Gooberpatrol66 17 points18 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]Jonny1992 14 points15 points ago

Yahoo Answers has you covered.

If you think about the size of a hotdog relative to a hallway you should understand the insult behind it.

[–]534seeds 17 points18 points ago

I think it's a loose vagina joke.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 7 points8 points ago

Thank you.

[–]Ricktron3030 17 points18 points ago

I saw you with the neti pot.

[–]VoiceOfInternet_haha 9 points10 points ago

Pitter pitter patter pit pitter pitter patter pit. I hear that every time I see a neti pot.

[–]Monkey1127 43 points44 points ago

Dude. MTTS is the best. Thanks for the laughs!

[–]Ajesteronly 21 points22 points ago

Your comics have been a part of my daily morning coffee routine since 2004, Drew! I admire yours and Natalie's work ethic so so much -- it is far harder to post even one daily comic than I ever imagined...

Guys, this man is one of the best, most consistent web comics out there! NOW BUY ONE OF HIS GODDAMN T-SHIRTS.

[–]xRemedy 4 points5 points ago

Nice try, Natalie...

[–]benchqin 7 points8 points ago

Just droppin by to say that Veins was amazing. Those particular words were very nice to look at!

[–]2muffins 8 points9 points ago

GIVE CREDIT TO THE ARTI... oh wait.

[–]iSqueezeBunnies 4 points5 points ago

I spent way too long growing through the site after clicking the link but I am back finally.

[–]EvyEarthling 4 points5 points ago

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR

[–]ssdu3 8 points9 points ago

Hey, just thought you should know, your beats are dope.

[–]drewtoothpasteToothpasteForDinner[S] 51 points52 points ago

I know.

[–]mobzoe 10 points11 points ago

Love stumbling upon your stuff in random places. Keep it coming man.

[–]Carollicious 3 points4 points ago

I saw your site name in the image, typed it in because I wanted to see more, and some ended up here.

All I know is I hit enter after typing, went to a different tab while loading, then tabbed back to my own confusion.

[–]Ospre 2 points3 points ago

keep up the good work. I couldn't believe when I went to a party with one of your t-shirts on (10 years ago) that someone actually got the joke (not just got the joke but knew were it was from).

Can't find it now, but the t-shirt stated:

"If you aren't part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate."

[–]Byeuji 1 point2 points ago

Man, this is so true... I try to make it not true. I schedule times and days on my calendar to lay things out or do like a paragraph at a time or something like that.

In the end, I wait until a few hours before the deadline and then produce something that's usually pretty awesome (in my opinion), but I always wonder what it would be like if I had spent a week doing it instead of 3-4 hours.

My last creative non-fiction article was about a Native American tribe in Washington state that gave up their land (willingly) to the Government for development of nuclear weapons (and the site eventually enriched the plutonium dropped on Nagasaki).

I sat in a museum last month where the leader of the tribe (son of the man that gave the land up) expressed pride at being able to contribute to the war in such a way, and happiness that their land had been preserved by the project (as opposed to becoming a housing development like most tribal lands).

The piece turned out really well, but I honestly wrote it in 4 hours. Now I need to schedule a time to go back and look at it again sometime soon, but it'll just end up being like your chart again :P

[–]addsnothingtoconvo 1 point2 points ago

Man, having toothpaste for dinner. What a crazy thought.

[–]bonnily 0 points1 point ago

I'm kinda sad that I saw this one Facebook first without any credit given to you.. :(

[–]h_von_trash 0 points1 point ago

didn't know you were a redditor! been a huge fan! are you also a cbus local?!

[–]Garasoo 0 points1 point ago

I'm developing similiar kind of webpage (or at least trying to) and have a dozen or so questions:

-how often should I post new stuff? -should one try to monetize with adds or merch? -can you live (or at least survive a little easier) with the income it generates? -how accurate is this: http://www.worthofweb.com/website-value/http://toothpastefordinner.com/

[–]shifty_buffalo 1 point2 points ago

Are you... are you also Crudbump?

[–]youareallnuts 0 points1 point ago

There is no crying in ASIC design! I have however been living that timeline getting my chip to tape-out. I got to work all weekend. Like ALL weekend. Like I don't have time to take a piss if I'm going to meet my deadline. Fuck I guess there is crying in ASIC design.

[–]Cyberogue 0 points1 point ago

Heh, this also ended up in /r/design a few days ago. Was it you who crossposted it, as well?

[–]Ionlywanttoinsultyou 0 points1 point ago

Drew, I just printed that shit up and hung it above my wall. I like the cut of your jib.

[–]SouthRim 1 point2 points ago

I've seen some of your comics on reddit unattributed, glad to find out who made them

[–]HappyAssassin 0 points1 point ago

Why aren't you guys printing the Seratonin & Dopamine shirts anymore?

[–]viralizate 0 points1 point ago

[–]p0x0rz 1 point2 points ago

My wife and I love the shit out of your website, and have for years. :)

[–]millertime0503 1 point2 points ago

You should link to the original artist's site, not imgur.

[–]liqdnitro 0 points1 point ago

I fee like you could alternately title this "The College Process", a lot of my lab reports/essays go like this.

Great work on everything,

[–]Roflcopter71 133 points134 points ago

Couldn't be more relevant for me right now. brb going to get more tissues sniff

[–]knk9 78 points79 points ago

Good thing you included the sniff.

[–]Roflcopter71 32 points33 points ago

One can multitask.

[–]originalusername2 62 points63 points ago

Procrysturbating.

[–]AssumeTheFetal 23 points24 points ago

gonna try and use this word tonight at a party.

[–]SometimesRhymes 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Zanedude 13 points14 points ago

wat

[–]SometimesRhymes 17 points18 points ago

Long story short I'm drunk and suck as ascii artwork

[–]Reesch 13 points14 points ago

Haha, a combination of procrastinating, crying, an-

ಠ_ಠ

[–]qizarate 12 points13 points ago

I have an essay due.... 6 hours ago.

[–]Bengt77 3 points4 points ago

I am so glad I'm not alone in this. We were like this in college. And I am still like this now.

Design. Design never changes.

[–]devolov 2 points3 points ago

Get off Reddit and do your work!

[–]-Inspired- 3 points4 points ago

Exam: Two hours. I will make it through the tears. My deadline has come.

[–]Sariel007 34 points35 points ago

You could pretty much retitle it "Studying for finals" and it still holds up.

[–]dharmabum87 20 points21 points ago

or writing a paper

[–]MrTuddles 24 points25 points ago

Or doing anything really.

[–]IndieNinja 9 points10 points ago

Constipation? Check.

[–]Canadave 46 points47 points ago

"I love deadlines. I love the 'whooshing' noise they make as they go by."

- Douglas Adams

[–]tirkles 8 points9 points ago

So much truth behind that quote

[–]Montaron87 132 points133 points ago

Reminds me of this one: http://i.imgur.com/m3R9i.jpg

[–]Misharum_Kittum 12 points13 points ago

Thank you. I was going to dredge up that comic if someone hadn't already.

[–]MalcolmY 7 points8 points ago

Panic is a helluva motivator.

[–]agentotak 16 points17 points ago

drew and natalie are amazing!

[–]Econogeek 8 points9 points ago

As someone who's just arrived at the library to do some work at gone midnight, I can confirm this.

[–]bolongatony 15 points16 points ago

And here you are on reddit.

[–]Econogeek 21 points22 points ago

Yeah, this isn't going well.

[–]iron_cassowary 22 points23 points ago

YOU SHOULD ALSO INCLUDE IN YOUR COMIC the post-creative process where strangers online tell you to include masturbation and complaining.

[–]TronSwanson 19 points20 points ago

[–]kiwibits 7 points8 points ago

My life as an art major...

[–]ContagiousSpecialist 3 points4 points ago

So true for NaNoWriMo...

[–]Sir_Smashing 4 points5 points ago

Needs regular intervals of procrasturbation.

[–]Trollslie 4 points5 points ago

You forgot the part about "crippling self-doubt." It's somewhere in the middle of "panic." It's probably a nice, vibrant orange.

[–]SpineBuster 4 points5 points ago

programmer and 3d technical artist here, this is about right. Except add a small bar at the end of "fuck off" for "There that works!" followed by "OH FUCK NO IT DOESN'T."

[–]schiz0yd[!] 11 points12 points ago

instantly reminded me of this , both are so accurate for me.

[–]Tenome 3 points4 points ago

I upvoted you because two other people posted the same thing hours later, yet you got downvoted.

[–]meat_wave 7 points8 points ago

Best comic on the web. Every day I chuckle at life's futility with Drew

[–]protomd 3 points4 points ago

It's so sad how true this is. Just happened earlier this week

[–]F_A_F 4 points5 points ago

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams RIP

[–]WildeCat96 3 points4 points ago

This is the exact project life cycle of a web designer. 2 month project all gets done in the last 2 days.

I shall frame this and put it in my cube.

[–]malumfortis 5 points6 points ago

Story of my life!

[–]Dream0nR0ck 2 points3 points ago

Towards the end of the panic stage I cry while furiously swearing at myself and punching walls.

[–]ForkForkFork 4 points5 points ago

Have you considered making your own subreddit?

[–]liltilguy 3 points4 points ago

[–]FatherDamo 3 points4 points ago

You missed the masturbate in work bathroom stage right before panic.

[–]tsondie21 3 points4 points ago

Just wanted to let you know that I read you and Natalie's stuff every day. I like it a lot.

[–]RE1Do 0 points1 point ago

Drew! You rule. Thanks for doing what you do.

[–]Inimicus -1 points0 points ago

Sad but true

[–]thejoep -1 points0 points ago

or any task ever

[–]Nesmid -1 points0 points ago

As my friend used to say: You work best the last 20 minutes before the deadline.

[–]slartbarg -1 points0 points ago

this is the only way i can work

[–]revchu 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly how I did most of university.

[–]RunningWithBeer 0 points1 point ago

Dammit why did you have to remind me I'm procrastinating?

[–]Jeffy29 1 point2 points ago

If I could figure out how not to do this shit, I would be a president ruler of the earth.

[–]TheRookIsGod 1 point2 points ago

In the panic phase right now. Yet I'm still procrastinating. Fuck.

[–]Monstermash042 1 point2 points ago

As a fellow creative professional, I can confirm this.

[–]RaviVora 1 point2 points ago

This is fairly accurate, except the stage afterwards is missing where you hate your work and think the client is an idiot for any negative feedback.

[–]ramsay_baggins 1 point2 points ago

My dissertation is due in five weeks. This is an accurate description.

[–]Zhumanchu -1 points0 points ago

Yes

[–]LinkCreedZ 0 points1 point ago

This shows the life of my middle school life through high school life.(I quit college but I doubt I'd change what I always did anyway.)

[–]nabeelio 0 points1 point ago

Last minute panic.

[–]RRyderKimo 2 points3 points ago

I though this process would end after college... nope... sigh

[–]HeyyySimon 1 point2 points ago

This is me every time I have a program due. Actually, I'm still recovering from my all night panic that was due today!

Being so hyped up on coffee that you can't sleep but yet so tired you can barely keep your eyes open is no fun, let me tell you.

[–]ThatBroad 0 points1 point ago

I'm a cake decorator and this is my life. Thank you!

[–]Clemchance -1 points0 points ago

True story bro.

[–]lafkak 1 point2 points ago

I love TFD and MTTS! Stoked to see you here sharing your awesome work on Reddit! Keep up the funnytimes :D

[–]AKADidymus -1 points0 points ago

I should be writing my script right now. It's due Tuesday.

[–]moonbasealpha 1 point2 points ago

this is pitch perfect.

[–]McBurger -1 points0 points ago

You'll stress less and do better work when you learn not to do this to yourself.

[–]FKvelez 0 points1 point ago

I cried so much while doing my work

[–]crimson589 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck is this the first post I see, I have a damn paper to do.

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

I had an essay due today but the due date was changed because of Sandy.. I still havent started.. I want to, but..

[–]ionlylooklazy 0 points1 point ago

This also applies for engineering.

[–]leach89 0 points1 point ago

Saw this on facebook before reddit..... what is the world coming to?!!!!

[–]jb52973 0 points1 point ago

You are two for two today my friend!

[–]dafragsta -1 points0 points ago

I've got to say right now that I'm feeling that if you cut the fuck-off bar in half, it's still not any different. I've been working my ass off trying to deliver a project for a big company. It shouldn't have ever been a one man show, but I think at this point it's a "nothing to lose" situation, but now I can't put in extra hours because the middleman actually has no provision for overtime, while the client said they'd pay for it. Clusterfucks in all directions, boys.

[–]DildoChrist 0 points1 point ago

The truth in this is kind of depressing.

[–]Trancos -1 points0 points ago

This applies not only to comics, but to music too, at least

[–]Uberhatkat 1 point2 points ago

Blue and green are reversed. Deadline comes first, then the final work + crying.

[–]syn410 1 point2 points ago

"Fuck off" could be replaced with "briefly check out Reddit"

[–]Icecruncher -1 points0 points ago

The creative process is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration.

[–]purefloat -1 points0 points ago

Yep, I'm taking five AP classes and three community college classes. This is so true. I hate school.

[–]wehateporn 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could say that this didn't apply to me

[–]abbydabbygurl 1 point2 points ago

Haha! Yes, this describes what my weekend will probably be like when I finally stop procrastinating and get off Reddit. :)

[–]darktemplardude 1 point2 points ago

As someone who just wrote an essay and submitted it 9 minutes before midnight, this is exactly how I felt yesterday.

[–]tokeyoh -1 points0 points ago

reminds me of the calvin and hobbes comic when calvin's talking about inspiration being last minute panic

[–]slireddit 1 point2 points ago

Well, this really demonstrates the significances of deadlines. If there are this many up votes, I expect this is accurately descriptive of our work culture.. I wonder if there are any studies done that further describe this effect and its outcomes/results in society.

Also, DAE plan out projects for themselves that they never get done, but finish extensive school assignments on time?

[–]CYAAfghanistan 0 points1 point ago

Ha you can equate that scale to vacations or even life.

[–]RadiantSun 0 points1 point ago

I'm a creative copywriter for an ad agency and... This is precisely how my assignments go. If the deadline is a week, I dick around for 5 days and then ride the art department's ass in a rush to get it finished and locked in the last 2 days.

[–]ScreamingGordita 0 points1 point ago

I've been trying to write my next shooting assignment for class and this is spot on.

[–]tacticalturtleneck 0 points1 point ago

Ahh yes. I know this site from natalie dee. Love it. Great work. You used to have another site, but I think it has since closed down.

[–]yepsuremaybe 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love you. This is my favorite video ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQm7YpxgOnA Also, where do you get the music you use?

[–]SpaceFloow 0 points1 point ago

This guy gets it!

[–]ThrowEmAllOut2012 -1 points0 points ago

So is that why everything on TV is total shit?

[–]Polymarchos -1 points0 points ago

The deadline should be more toward the center.

As Douglas Adams said, "I love deadlines. I love the wooshing noise they make as they fly past."

[–]LtArson -1 points0 points ago

This is the first time I've seen something on Facebook before I saw it on reddit. What is this world coming to?

[–]seymour47 0 points1 point ago

This is also the Academic Process.

[–]Debateachristian -1 points0 points ago

This one I like.

[–]Tezcatl666 0 points1 point ago

I used to be a responsible designer, now I live in the zone all the time...

[–]sultanblender 1 point2 points ago

Firstly, big fan, been reading/buying shirts for years.

Secondly, completely accurate.

[–]sanfranman 1 point2 points ago

I like how it's completed before the deadline.

[–]Depressed_in_Life 0 points1 point ago

This is why most movies and video games suck now.

[–]Chocoholic69 0 points1 point ago

All the working while crying

Couldn't be more true...

[–]tritter211 0 points1 point ago

can't you directly link comics from the author's website OP?

[–]Chris_E 0 points1 point ago

Why does the green bar stop before the deadline?

[–]klaymankombat 0 points1 point ago

It's the only way to get things done well. I work 10x better and faster under strict time constraints. That's why I do great on tests and not so great on long scheduled projects.

[–]jnazario 0 points1 point ago

yeah i'm suffering through this right now. complete with tears.

[–]dubmau5 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if there is an actual science research/study on this behavior. Tons of us do it. I actually feel like i'd prefer the pressure sometimes but at the same time i'm thinking, "why the fuck did i wait till the last minute".

Edit* Actually found one duke research

[–]teawreckshero 0 points1 point ago

I am currently in Panic.....but I'm on reddit, so maybe I'm still in Fuck off a little bit.

[–]ColbyWanKenobi 0 points1 point ago

at least I'm not the only one who does this

[–]mkhorn 1 point2 points ago

Enjoy your upvotes, you son of a bitch.

[–]Sadie7171 0 points1 point ago

This is such a perfect response tot his post.

[–]wayndom 0 points1 point ago

...story of my life...

[–]ArtAwakes 0 points1 point ago

totally feeling this right now, while of course, browsing reddit...

[–]issmay_oseray 1 point2 points ago

I'm heading towards panic stage!

[–]CaptainRon87 1 point2 points ago

This is called punctuated equilibrium if anyone was interested.

[–]eigma 0 points1 point ago

That's my Everything process.

[–]Alex470 0 points1 point ago

The "fuck off" portion isn't quite long enough.

[–]redadidasjumpsuit 0 points1 point ago

It's really more of an infographic.

[–]goteed 0 points1 point ago

I have been living this with a client for the last 3 days!!!

[–]done_holding_back 0 points1 point ago

Creative process? This is strikingly close to how I have sex.

[–]mrkeked 0 points1 point ago

Given that you do not have merchandise for this awesome strip yet, would you consider making available a high-res version of this for t-shirt making purposes (with due credit somewhere in there)?

[–]Motorsagmannen 1 point2 points ago

in norway we have an expression for this called "skippertak".

[–]flyprdu 0 points1 point ago

This is how I imagine the production of Mass Effect 3 went.

[–]Mint_Berry_Kush 0 points1 point ago

literally what I'm doing RIGHT NOW

[–]nish_reaper 1 point2 points ago

Story of all my thesis till date

[–]HamletTheHamster 1 point2 points ago

oh no. This marks the first time that I've seen something on Facebook before seeing it on Reddit..

[–]icandothat 1 point2 points ago

I've been saying this for years: The amount of time you have to do a job is how long it takes.

[–]fosterwallacejr 1 point2 points ago

I saw this on Facebook well before Reddit, you have failed me.

[–]B_Man364 0 points1 point ago

Poetry

[–]selfishflesh 0 points1 point ago

So, is this why my wedding cake was so salty?

[–]RandomWhiteDudee 0 points1 point ago

I'm currently at the "Fuck off" level.

[–]Tron-Gorf 0 points1 point ago

Belongs on programming too.

[–]PutdatCookieDown 1 point2 points ago

On one side I am sad because this is such an accurate description of me at the moment. And on the other side I am glad because I don't seem to be alone! :D

[–]illogic6 0 points1 point ago

My dick's on the phone. RANG RANG

[–]thisbejesse08 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe I'm saying this but I saw this on facebook first.

[–]scabyknees 1 point2 points ago

'Deadline' needs to be shifted about 25% to the left.

[–]plashy 0 points1 point ago

hell. yes.

[–]ihavesuccumbed 0 points1 point ago

[–]typecrime 0 points1 point ago

I am a senior level designer working for a top tier Fortune 500 company and this comic sums up my process fairly accurately. What it probably actually is, panic all the time, but the Reddit addiction overrides the need to hit deadline.

[–]STRONG_USERNAME 0 points1 point ago

This isn't a comic, this is a graph.

How could you lie to me like this, Drew?

[–]Legion_of_Bunnies 1 point2 points ago

This is how I do school projects and study for tests.

[–]Criket527 0 points1 point ago

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."

-Late great Douglas Adams

[–]eastshores 0 points1 point ago

This is too damned accurate for software development if you are working mainly solo projects.

[–]qarl1 0 points1 point ago

This is so incredibly true

[–]Garryfre 0 points1 point ago

Yep thats how it works. Stress gets those creative juices flowing as this pic demonstrates. http://imgur.com/UTivZ

[–]Ephemeros 0 points1 point ago

Hmmm, I thought this was how it worked?

[–]cb53 0 points1 point ago

This is my Master's Thesis in a nutshell